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Lousy Golf
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Author : Bob Ezzell
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2011-06-01
Lousy Golf written by Bob Ezzell and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-06-01 with Sports & Recreation categories.
There are many instructional books about golf. There are many inspirational books about golf. I have not added to this mess. I have tried to address the vast majority of golfers, the mediocre players that continue to play lousy golf despite all the efforts to instruct and inspire them. There is no attempt to add new techniques or thoughts that will elevate the lousy golfer to the sparse ranks of the accomplished golfer. There is an effort to make golf a little more fun and the nineteenth hole a more significant part of the game. I couldn't pass up poking a little fun at a lot of others as well. I know little about playing accomplished golf. Few do. I do know how to play lousy golf. Professional golf is a sport and it's played by talented athletes just like any other sport. Other professional sports depend on paying spectators, many of which have never even played the game. Golf may have spectators, but mostly it's got a bunch of hackers buying expensive equipment and paying green fees to maintain the courses for those few that actually know how to play golf. There is absolutely nothing wrong with this. It's just the nature of the game. It's been that way for hundreds of years and I expect it will go on for hundreds more. Through some warped sense of logic I've come to believe it takes a lousy golfer to inspire pathetic golfers. Good golfers know little about playing lousy golf. Most folks just don't know what to do with the advice they give. Golf's frustrating enough as it is. Golfers are constantly bombarded by game improvement gizmos and instructional material to improve their game. The goal is to reach your potential. I don't think there has ever been a golfer that thought they had reached their potential. It's a disease. The cure would be constant improvement. Maybe it's time to work on the symptoms; those sinking feelings after your usual lousy score, or the trauma of returning to normal after one of those rare exceptional rounds. Golf's a good game, really. Learn to enjoy it. Golf life can be good for the lousy golfer. You get to remember the feel and sight of a well struck ball. The accomplished golfer only gets to remember those that aren't stuck well. You can celebrate at the nineteenth hole remembering the few highlights of your golf round. The good golfers just get to cry in their beer over the few lost strokes that shouldn't have been. Best of all, the lousy golfer gets to win just as many matches as the good golfer. Golf has handicaps. It's a strange thing. You can win on the score card while getting your clock cleaned on the course. I guess that's just the concession the good folks had to make so they'd have somewhere to play. It's no wonder they stick to themselves.
The Official Rules Of Bad Golf
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Author : Henry Beard
language : en
Publisher: Springer DE
Release Date : 2006
The Official Rules Of Bad Golf written by Henry Beard and has been published by Springer DE this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2006 with Humor categories.
Everyone who plays golf dreams of long drives, below-par scores, and holes-in-one. Unfortunately, not everyone succeeds. But there is an easy way for golfers to knock a dozen strokes off their handicap. No, it doesn’t require new clubs--just new rules, designed for the game mortals actually play: Bad Golf. Here at last, in one compact, illustrated guide, are 62 of the commonly accepted Mulligans, gimmes, waivers, escape clauses, and extenuating circumstances that sensible amateurs have employed for years to level the playing field just a bit with the likes of Arnold, Jack, and Tiger. It’s a must-have for every golf bag!
Bad Golf My Way
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Author : Leslie Nielsen
language : en
Publisher: Main Street Books
Release Date : 1997-05-19
Bad Golf My Way written by Leslie Nielsen and has been published by Main Street Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1997-05-19 with Humor categories.
Leslie Nielsen, the World's Greatest Bad Golfer, teams up with humorist Henry Beard to produce a golf book for legions of hopeless duffers who know in their heart of hearts that no matter how much they practice, no matter what new tip they follow, no matter what foolproof method they embrace, they are never going to improve. Lavishly illustrated with more than 100 photos of the master himself, this bestselling golf parody is the perfect gift for Father's Day.
501 Excuses For A Bad Golf Shot
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Author : Justin J Exner
language : en
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Release Date : 2016-05-01
501 Excuses For A Bad Golf Shot written by Justin J Exner and has been published by Sourcebooks, Inc. this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-05-01 with Humor categories.
You can blame your job... You can blame the course... You can blame mother nature... Or you can blame your equipment... But Never, Ever, BLAME YOURSELF!
The Nine Bad Shots Of Golf And What To Do About Them
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Author : Jim Dante
language : en
Publisher: Touchstone
Release Date : 1990-04
The Nine Bad Shots Of Golf And What To Do About Them written by Jim Dante and has been published by Touchstone this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1990-04 with Sports & Recreation categories.
When Bad Things Happen To Bad Golfers
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Author : Gary Perkinson
language : en
Publisher: Turner Publishing Company
Release Date : 2008-08-08
When Bad Things Happen To Bad Golfers written by Gary Perkinson and has been published by Turner Publishing Company this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-08-08 with Sports & Recreation categories.
Whether you’re new to the game but don’t want to advertise it or a good golfer who’s having a bad round, this book helps you solve your golf problems right on the course—before your next shot. The book shows you the “Five Faces of the Perfect Club,” a concept that helps you hit the ball out of any lie, from anywhere on the course, even if you don’t have a world-class swing. You’ll also find 150 practical solutions to common problems that will help you shave shots, save face, and enjoy the game.
The Nine Bad Shots Of Golf And What To Do About Them
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Author : James Dante
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1938
The Nine Bad Shots Of Golf And What To Do About Them written by James Dante and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1938 with Golf categories.
501 Excuses For A Bad Golf Shot
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Author : Justin J Exner
language : en
Publisher: Sourcebooks
Release Date : 2016-05-01
501 Excuses For A Bad Golf Shot written by Justin J Exner and has been published by Sourcebooks this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-05-01 with Humor categories.
There's no excuse for a bad golf shot, but it's handy to have one ready just in case, or 501 for that matter.
Bad Lies
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Author : Charles Lindsay
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2010-05-15
Bad Lies written by Charles Lindsay and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-05-15 with Sports & Recreation categories.
In Bad Lies, golf's wittiest observer, photographer Charles Lindsay, celebrates the hazards and pitfalls of the game. Lindsay stakes out the diabolic border territories that encroach on golf courses -- moon-crater bunkers, waist-high fescue grass, murky lake bottoms -- to capture the unbelievable my-ball-went-where? moments that make the game so infuriating and so addictive for so many. This hilarious follow-up to Lindsay's popular Lost Balls features inspired and gorgeous color photographs, plus larger-than-life pictures of some of the world's rarest -- and oddest -- golf balls. Texts include a foreword by outspoken golf commentator Gary McCord, definitions of the game's offbeat terminology, and a meditation on the golf ball and the immortal soul.
The Nine Bad Shots Of Golf And What To About Them
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Author : James Dante
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1961
The Nine Bad Shots Of Golf And What To About Them written by James Dante and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1961 with Golf categories.
