Me And The Blondes
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Me And The Blondes
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Author : Teresa Toten
language : en
Publisher: Puffin Canada
Release Date : 2006-04-25
Me And The Blondes written by Teresa Toten and has been published by Puffin Canada this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2006-04-25 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
“How did your poor husband pass away?” Make it simple, Mama, I tried to bore into her, simple, simple… “His brains exploded.” I heard a gasp. It was me. “An aneurysm?” “Okay,” said Mama. “I’m sorry, hon,” said Mrs. Haver. “At least it was fast.” “It vas?” Mama looked puzzled. I nodded furiously at her. “Ya. It vas. Yours?” “Heart attack.” “Oooo, dat’s good too.” I could’ve killed her. Sophie Kandinsky has spent the last six years trying to keep her crazy family life secret. The devil is in the details. The first detail is her larger-than-life, eccentric, Bulgarian mother. The slightly larger detail is the fact that her gentle, poet-father has been charged with murder. All Sophie wants is to be adored and invincible, which is really hard once people find out her father’s in prison. But this time, after yet another move to another new school, and another opportunity to wipe the slate clean, Sophie has devised a plan. On her first day of school, she will locate The Blondes—that clique of perfect, confident girls who are beyond gossip and reproach—and she will make them her friends. This time, no one will find out the truth. This time, everything will be brilliant.
Better Than Blonde
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Author : Teresa Toten
language : en
Publisher: National Geographic Books
Release Date : 2007-04-03
Better Than Blonde written by Teresa Toten and has been published by National Geographic Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007-04-03 with Young Adult Fiction categories.
The enthralling sequel to Me and the Blondes, shortlisted for the Governor General’s Award Life is almost ... well ... potentially perfect for Sophie Kandinsky. As it turns out, the Blondes were as dazzled by her as she was by them, and Sophie enters grade ten at Northern Heights smack in the centre of the power grid. There will be no more cascading lies and secrets from her, but the Blondes—now that’s another story. And her eccentric Aunties are still peppering Sophie with their eccentric advice on life, love, and how to land the elusive Luke Pearson. But in the end, the best and biggest news is also the worst. After seven years, Sophie’s beloved Papa is finally out of prison. Papa is home. Trouble is ... he’s supposed to be dead. No more lies? No more secrets? "[Teresa Toten] writes with insight and compassion about the complex moral universe of adolescence." — Quill & Quire "Toten captures perfectly the easy camaraderie of girls who trust each other enough to play Truth or Dare and challenge each other to develop into good people." —CM Magazine
Beyond Blonde
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Author : Teresa Toten
language : en
Publisher: Penguin Canada
Release Date : 2011-02-01
Beyond Blonde written by Teresa Toten and has been published by Penguin Canada this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-02-01 with Young Adult Fiction categories.
In Beyond Blonde, Sophie’s world has exploded. Papa has left to try and get sober, and her first love, Luke, has left to marry the mother of his baby. Mama is functioning on auto-pilot, and even Sophie’s refuge in basketball is threatened, since the new assistant coach, David Wayne, seems to hate the sight of her. Life is further complicated by her sixteen-year-old body betraying her at every turn. Into this confusing breach step Sophie’s brilliant Blondes and the ever-audacious Aunties, helping her to battle back with heart and humour.
Beyond Blonde
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Author : Teresa Toten
language : en
Publisher: National Geographic Books
Release Date : 2011-02-01
Beyond Blonde written by Teresa Toten and has been published by National Geographic Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-02-01 with Young Adult Fiction categories.
The unpredictable and hilarious final book in the acclaimed Blondes series: In Beyond Blonde sixteen-year-old Sophie Kandinsky’s world erupts: Papa leaves home to get sober; Mama retreats within herself; her first love, Luke, is forced to get married; and even her refuge in basketball is threatened. To make matters worse, her own body betrays her at every single turn! Luckily, Sophie’s adored Blondes and audacious Aunties are there to help her navigate the cascading catastrophes and shocking secrets with humour and heart. Set in the 1970s and featuring addictive, vibrant characters, Beyond Blonde is the powerful, page-turning conclusion of a highly original series.
Blonde Like Me
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Author : Natalia Ilyin
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2000-02-22
Blonde Like Me written by Natalia Ilyin and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2000-02-22 with Social Science categories.
In essence, she shows us the difference between simply having blonde hair and being a blonde."--BOOK JACKET.
Don T You Wish You Could Be Me Not
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Author : Kathi Gibbons
language : en
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Release Date : 2017-01-09
Don T You Wish You Could Be Me Not written by Kathi Gibbons and has been published by Xlibris Corporation this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-01-09 with Fiction categories.
This book is composed of short stories about the dumb-blond moments I have endured during my life.
Blonde Like Me
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Author : Natalia Ilyin
language : en
Publisher: Turtleback
Release Date : 2000-02-01
Blonde Like Me written by Natalia Ilyin and has been published by Turtleback this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2000-02-01 with categories.
Citing ancient myths, fairy tales, Hollywood iconography, and the daily assault of advertising, Ilyin shows that our modern fixation on blondes has ancient roots.
The Blondes
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Author : Emily Schultz
language : en
Publisher: Macmillan
Release Date : 2015-04-21
The Blondes written by Emily Schultz and has been published by Macmillan this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-04-21 with Fiction categories.
The Blondes is a hilarious and whipsmart novel where an epidemic of a rabies-like disease is carried only by blonde women, all of whom must go to great lengths to conceal their blondness. Hazel Hayes is a grad student living in New York City. As the novel opens, she learns she is pregnant (from an affair with her married professor) at an apocalyptically bad time: random but deadly attacks on passers-by, all by blonde women, are terrorizing New Yorkers. Soon it becomes clear that the attacks are symptoms of a strange illness that is transforming blondes—whether CEOs, flight attendants, students or accountants—into rabid killers. Emily Schultz's beautifully realized novel is a mix of satire, thriller, and serious literary work. With biting satiric wit, The Blondes is at once an examination of the complex relationships between women, and a merciless but giddily enjoyable portrait of what happens in a world where beauty is—literally—deadly.
On Being Blonde
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Author : Paula Munier
language : en
Publisher: Fair Winds Press (MA)
Release Date : 2004
On Being Blonde written by Paula Munier and has been published by Fair Winds Press (MA) this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2004 with Reference categories.
Mae West, Marlene Dietrich, Marilyn Monroe, and Madonna, just to name a few. Each of them, at times, naughty, controversial, propheticàand blonde. What is it about these golden-tressed bombshells that cause us to hang on their every word? YouÆll find out in On Being Blonde, which showcases the worldÆs top 40 blondes, sharing their outrageous life stories and their wise and witty bon mots. This is the most complete collection to date of the most quotable quotes by the fair haired chanteuses from our past and our present. From "Strawberry" to "Dishwater" weÆve got a dynamic sampling of the most profound statements to ever escape their lipsà and thatÆs no joke! Plus Blonde tips, tricks, and trivia. Everything you ever wanted to know about the Blonde mystique! "If I've one life...let me live it as a blonde!" --Clairol. "Gentlemen prefer blondes" --Anita Loos "I'm not offended by dumb blonde jokes because I know that I'm not dumb. I also know I'm not blonde." --Dolly Parton
Blondes And Other Dangerous Women
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Author : Kelly Beckman
language : en
Publisher: Lulu.com
Release Date : 2008-11-23
Blondes And Other Dangerous Women written by Kelly Beckman and has been published by Lulu.com this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-11-23 with Fiction categories.
BONUS BOOK OF TWO OF KELLY CHANCES BOOKS:BLONDES AND OTHER DANGEROUS WOMEN! &REDHEADS...BAD AND BEAUTIFUL!THE MOST DANGEROUS OF ALL! IN EACH, KELLY CHANCE IS A PRIVATE INVESTIGATOR SAVING BLONDES AND REDHEADS FROM TROUBLE!HE IS THE POET, THE WHITE KNIGHT AND THE IRISH PRINCE! HE LIKES HIS CARS AND WOMEN FAST. WHEN BULLETS FLY, THESE ANGELS TAKE REFUGE IN HIS ARMS. AFTERWARDS,HE IS THE LONE WOLF, CHASING BAD GUYS AND SEEKING JUSTICE. HE IS THE ROMANTIC AND HERO WE ALL WANT TO BE! HIS PARTNER IS LINDA LOU, A BALLERINA, MARTIAL ARTS EXPERTS AND WITH AN AGENDA OF HER OWN! ENJOY THESE TWO STORIES. A FUN READ!