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Mock The Week
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Author : Dan Patterson
language : en
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
Release Date : 2010-09-03
Mock The Week written by Dan Patterson and has been published by Pan Macmillan this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-09-03 with Humor categories.
Scenes We’d Like to See is the very first Mock the Week book, published to coincide with the sixth series of the hit BBC2 comedy show. From gloriously rude ‘Unfortunate names for race horses’ to ‘Unlikely personal ads’ and lines that (sadly) never appeared in the Harry Potter books, Mock the Week: Scenes We’d Like to See is the fastest, funniest read of the year: a bumper book of all-new razor-sharp one-liners, including: UNLIKELY MEDICAL LABELS: No rabbits were harmed during the testing of this product – but the rats were less lucky. GREETINGS CARDS THAT WOULDN’T SELL: Happy New Breasts! UNLIKELY HOROSCOPES: You will go to your bedroom window and stand there naked for a minute, you will do this especially if your name is Mrs Hughes and you live at 56, The Avenue, Clapham...around 3.30 would be best for me. UNLIKELY LINES FROM A NEW HARRY POTTER BOOK: 'I’ve turned my cock into a frog!' squealed Ron in terror.
Mock The Week
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language : en
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Release Date : 2008
Mock The Week written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008 with English wit and humor categories.
Mock The Week 2009
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Author : Dan Patterson
language : en
Publisher: Boxtree
Release Date : 2009-09-01
Mock The Week 2009 written by Dan Patterson and has been published by Boxtree this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-09-01 with English wit and humor categories.
Now in its seventh year, "Mock the Week" is the biggest comedy show on BBC2, regularly drawing 5 million viewers every week and making stars of Frankie Boyle, Dara O'Briain and Russell Howard. Packed with enough jokes to fill a whole new series, "Mock the Week: This Year's Book! "is a colourful riot of near-the-knuckle humour; the perfect gift for the show's devoted fans this Christmas. Categories include: UNLIKELY DICTIONARY DEFINITIONS: Fart (noun) - expulsion of trapped methane from the anus, possibly the funniest thing ever. UNLIKELY AGONY AUNT LETTERS: Dear Agony Aunt, I keep getting dangerous advice from hugely unqualified people - what do you suggest I do? CARDS YOU NEVER SEE IN A NEWSAGENT'S WINDOW: Child Minder Available - He may be small, but he's rock hard. UNLIKELY OBITUARIES: Died suddenly and peacefully on an electric chair at the New York State Penitentiary. UNNERVING THINGS TO HEAR IN A MEDICAL EXAM: 'So how bad is this premature . . . eeearrgh!' UNSUCCESSFUL JOB APPLICATIONS: You must hire me, before I kill again!
Mock The Week
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Author : Dan Patterson
language : en
Publisher: Boxtree
Release Date : 2010-09-01
Mock The Week written by Dan Patterson and has been published by Boxtree this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-09-01 with English wit and humor categories.
From the makers of the bestselling Mock the Week: This Year's Book comes this laugh-out-loud funny collection of one-liners for, well, the year after. Jam-packed with near-the-knuckle, quickfire gags, categories include: UNLIKELY THINGS TO READ ON THE BACK OF A BOOK: 'Incredibly moving, the book of the year' Whizzer and Chips BAD THINGS TO HEAR IN HOSPITAL: 'Can you feel that? You can feel my finger? Do you like it? Does it feel good? Sh*t, the doctor's here.' UNLIKELY THINGS TO READ IN A ROMANCE NOVEL: It was love at first sight -- she a beautiful heiress, he a donkey in a hat. UNLIKELY BOARD GAME INSTRUCTIONS: Having taken the cards out of your rectum, shuffle them and give everyone the maximum they will accept. UNLIKELY THINGS TO HEAR ON A PA SYSTEM: 'Could the man who has just been decapitated in Coach 6 please stop pressing the emergency button.'
Mock The Week Brand Spanking New Scenes We D Like To See
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Author : Dan Patterson
language : en
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
Release Date : 2014-09-25
Mock The Week Brand Spanking New Scenes We D Like To See written by Dan Patterson and has been published by Pan Macmillan this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-09-25 with Humor categories.
Modern life is a minefield. Fortunately, the creators of Mock the Week are here to give you advice on the important things in life: from office etiquette to camping holidays, the worst things to hear while sitting on the toilet -- and what not to say when passing through Customs . . . Categories include: Unlikely Things to Hear at a Funeral: 'Could whoever that is stop knocking, I'm trying to do the Eulogy!' Unlikely Things to Say on Your First Day in Prison: 'How thoughtful! Someone's left a bucket of chocolate mousse in the corner of my cell.' Guide to Keeping Tropical Fish: For a special treat, pour a smoothie slowly into the fish tank. They love that. Mountaineering Tips: Try to make sure you are accompanied by an experienced mountaineer or, failing that, someone really fat who will make for a soft landing. Medical Self-Diagnosis: If it comes out faster than gravity would normally allow, then there's something wrong.
Mock The Week
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Author : Dan Patterson
language : en
Publisher: Boxtree
Release Date : 2010
Mock The Week written by Dan Patterson and has been published by Boxtree this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010 with English wit and humor categories.
Mock The Week: 1001 Scenes Weâe(tm)d Like To See is the funniest, rudest book of the summer, packed with enough one-liners to fill a whole new series. If youâe(tm)ve ever wondered what would be a bad thing to say at a state banquet, or need advice on slogans you shouldnâe(tm)t have tattooed on your arse, then this book will prove invaluable. Collecting together the best one-liners from two bestselling Mock the Week books, categories include: UNSUCCESSFUL PERSONAL ADS: Companion required for long sessions of Sudoku. No timewasters. GREETINGS CARDS THAT WOULDNâe(tm)T SELL: Sorry About Your Face UNLIKELY MEDICAL LABELS: May cause diarrhoea, dysentery, flatulence, piles and other hilarious bottom-related ailments. UNLIKELY CROSSWORD CLUES: Apricot knee Simon âe" well a nun might if the Zeppelin has grown its own Byzantium (16,8) LINES YOUâe(tm)D NEVER SEE IN A JAMES BOND BOOK: âe~"James, heâe(tm)s using the diamonds to divert a giant laser onto New York from outer space." Bond took the bottle out of Mâe(tm)s shaking hand and helped her off the floor into bed.'
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language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2010
Mock The Week written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010 with Mock the week (Television program) categories.
Mock The Week S Only Book You Ll Ever Need Dan Patterson
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Author : Dan Patterson
language : en
Publisher: Boxtree, Limited
Release Date : 2012-09
Mock The Week S Only Book You Ll Ever Need Dan Patterson written by Dan Patterson and has been published by Boxtree, Limited this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-09 with English wit and humor categories.
'Mock the Week' is back with the perfect gift for anyone interested in life, the universe and childish smut.
Mock The Week
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Author : Dara O Briain
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2007-12-01
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Mock The Week S Funniest Book Of All Time
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Author : Dan Patterson
language : en
Publisher: Boxtree, Limited
Release Date : 2011
Mock The Week S Funniest Book Of All Time written by Dan Patterson and has been published by Boxtree, Limited this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011 with English wit and humor categories.
The bestselling stocking filler returns, though you might want to give granny her Christmas sherry before she looks at it: MOCK THE WEEK'S FUNNIEST BOOK OF ALL TIME* is an hilarious, edgy collection of brand new gags from the team behind the popular panel show. Categories include: UNLIKELY DICTIONARY DEFINITIONS: arsehopper (n.): small green insect that lives up your arse. I may have misheard this. UNLIKELY VILLAGE NAMES: Clegg-Under-Cameron; Cock-on-the-Curtain; Tinchy Stryder . . . UNLIKELY THINGS TO HEAR DURING SCHOOL ASSEMBLY: 'This year's Speech Day has of course been ruined by those silly boys who assassinated Mr Bartram . . .' UNLIKELY THINGS TO HEAR ON DOWNTON ABBEY: 'Mr Bates's leg? He hurt it helping Otis Ferry throw a fire extinguisher off Nelson's Column at a Countryside Alliance march.' UNLIKELY CROSSWORD CLUES: You won't get this (12, 4, 3, 5) *This refers only to this and the previous three MTW books, and even that's a matter of opinion . . .