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No Touch Monkey
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Author : Ayun Halliday
language : en
Publisher: Seal Press
Release Date : 2015-08-25
No Touch Monkey written by Ayun Halliday and has been published by Seal Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-08-25 with Travel categories.
Zine queen Ayun Halliday confesses the best-and worst-of her globetrotting misadventures. "I laughed hard on nearly every page of this shockingly intimate memoir and deeply funny book." -- Stephen Colbert Ayun Halliday may not make for the most sensible travel companion, but she is certainly one of the zaniest, with a knack for inserting herself (and her unwitting cohorts) into bizarre situations around the globe. Curator of kitsch and unabashed aficionada of pop culture, Halliday offers bemused, self-deprecating narration of events from guerrilla theater in Romania to drug-induced Apocalypse Now reenactments in Vietnam to a perhaps more surreal collagen-implant demonstration at a Paris fashion show emceed by Lauren Bacall. On layover in Amsterdam, Halliday finds unlikely trouble in the red-light district -- eliciting the ire of a tiny, violent madam, and is forced to explain tampons to soldiers in Kashmir -- "they're for ladies. Bleeding ladies" -- that, she admits, "might have looked like white cotton bullets lined up in their box." A self-admittedly bumbling vacationer, Halliday shares -- with razor-sharp wit and to hilarious effect -- the travel stories most are too self-conscious to tell. Includes line drawings, generously provided by the author.
No Touch Monkey
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Author : Ayun Halliday
language : en
Publisher: Seal Press
Release Date : 2003-10-28
No Touch Monkey written by Ayun Halliday and has been published by Seal Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2003-10-28 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
From taming the wild dog packs of Bali to requiring the services of a bonesetter in Sumatra, Ayun Halliday offers up the best of her itinerant foibles as examples of how not to travel abroad.
No Touch Monkey
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Author : Ayun Halliday
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2015-08-25
No Touch Monkey written by Ayun Halliday and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-08-25 with Travel categories.
Zine queen Ayun Halliday confesses the best-and worst-of her globetrotting misadventures. "I laughed hard on nearly every page of this shockingly intimate memoir and deeply funny book." -- Stephen Colbert Ayun Halliday may not make for the most sensible travel companion, but she is certainly one of the zaniest, with a knack for inserting herself (and her unwitting cohorts) into bizarre situations around the globe. Curator of kitsch and unabashed aficionada of pop culture, Halliday offers bemused, self-deprecating narration of events from guerrilla theater in Romania to drug-induced Apocalypse Now reenactments in Vietnam to a perhaps more surreal collagen-implant demonstration at a Paris fashion show emceed by Lauren Bacall. On layover in Amsterdam, Halliday finds unlikely trouble in the red-light district -- eliciting the ire of a tiny, violent madam, and is forced to explain tampons to soldiers in Kashmir -- "they're for ladies. Bleeding ladies" -- that, she admits, "might have looked like white cotton bullets lined up in their box." A self-admittedly bumbling vacationer, Halliday shares -- with razor-sharp wit and to hilarious effect -- the travel stories most are too self-conscious to tell. Includes line drawings, generously provided by the author.
Never Smile At A Monkey
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Author : Steve Jenkins
language : en
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Release Date : 2009-10-19
Never Smile At A Monkey written by Steve Jenkins and has been published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-10-19 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
Presents an illustrated discussion of what not to do around various dangerous animals, with warnings about petting a platypus, touching a tang fish, or pulling a python's tail.
Thats Not My Monkey
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Author : Fiona Watt
language : en
Publisher: THAT'S NOT MY (R)
Release Date : 2008
Thats Not My Monkey written by Fiona Watt and has been published by THAT'S NOT MY (R) this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008 with Board books categories.
An unseen toddler searches for a specific monkey. With patches of different textures.
Year Of The Monkey
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Author : Patti Smith
language : en
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
Release Date : 2019-09-24
Year Of The Monkey written by Patti Smith and has been published by Bloomsbury Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-09-24 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
A NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER | From the National Book Award-winning author of Just Kids 'Magical' GUARDIAN 'A gripping tale of the search for meaning in times of turbulence - expressed with Smith's signature poetic flair' VOGUE 'Extraordinary ... A tense, teasing mix of reality and dream' SUNDAY TIMES 'Her willingness to look closely at life's closing chapters makes for a magical book' WASHINGTON POST, 'The 10 books to read in September' Following a run of New Year's concerts at San Francisco's legendary Fillmore, Patti Smith finds herself tramping the coast of Santa Cruz, about to embark on a year of solitary wandering. Unfettered by logic or time, she draws us into her private wonderland, with no design yet heeding signs, including a talking sign that looms above her, prodding and sparring like the Cheshire Cat. In February, a surreal lunar year begins, bringing with it unexpected turns, heightened mischief, and inescapable sorrow. In a stranger's words, “Anything is possible: after all, it's the year of the monkey.” For Patti Smith - inveterately curious, always exploring, tracking thoughts, writing the year evolves as one of reckoning with the changes in life's gyre: with loss, aging, and a dramatic shift in the political landscape of America. Smith melds the Western landscape with her own dreamscape. Taking us from Southern California to the Arizona desert; to a Kentucky farm as the amanuensis of a friend in crisis; to the hospital room of a valued mentor; and by turns to remembered and imagined places - this haunting memoir blends fact and fiction with poetic mastery. The unexpected happens; grief and disillusionment. But as Patti Smith heads toward a new decade in her own life, she offers this balm to the reader: her wisdom, wit, gimlet eye, and above all, a rugged hope of a better world. Riveting, elegant, often humorous, illustrated by Smith's signature Polaroids, Year of the Monkey is a moving and original work, a touchstone for our turbulent times.
How To Become A Famous Writer Before You Re Dead
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Author : Ariel Gore
language : en
Publisher: Crown
Release Date : 2007-03-27
How To Become A Famous Writer Before You Re Dead written by Ariel Gore and has been published by Crown this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007-03-27 with Language Arts & Disciplines categories.
This may come as a shock, but brilliant writing and clever wordplay do not a published author make. True, you’ll actually have to write if you want to be a writer, but ultimately literary success is about much more than putting pen to paper (or fingers to keys). Before you snap your pencil in half with frustration, please consider the advice writer, teacher, and self-made lit star Ariel Gore offers in this useful guide to realizing your literary dreams. If you find yourself writing when you should be sleeping and scribbling notes on odd pieces of paper at every stoplight, you might as well enjoy the fruits of your labor. How to Become a Famous Writer Before You’re Dead is an irreverent yet practical guide that combines solid writing advice with guerrilla marketing and promotion techniques guaranteed to launch you into print—and into the limelight. You’ll learn how to: • Reimagine yourself as a buzz-worthy artist and entrepreneur• Get your work and your name out in the world where other people can read it• Be an anthology slut and a brazen self-promoter• Apply real-world advice and experience from lit stars like Dave Barry, Susie Bright, and Dave Eggers to your own careerCheaper than an M.F.A. but just as informative, How to Become a Famous Writer Before You’re Dead is your catapult to lit stardom. Just don’t forget to thank Ariel Gore for her inspiring, hands-on plan in the acknowledgments page of your first novel!
Wide Awake
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Author :
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1882
Wide Awake written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1882 with categories.
Anna Smith Rosie Gilmour Books 1 To 9
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Author : Anna Smith
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2023-04-06
Anna Smith Rosie Gilmour Books 1 To 9 written by Anna Smith and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-04-06 with Fiction categories.
Get all nine books in the Rosie Gilmour series in one value-for-money volume. Investigative journalist Rosie Gilmour never walks away from a story in these gritty Glasgow-set thrillers. Investigative journalist Rosie Gilmour won't take no for an answer as she battles to find answers for those who can't fight for themselves. She is unstoppable as she peels back layers of privilege and wealth to uncover the corruption that is deeply woven into seedy underbelly of Glasgow. With enemies from local gangsters to child-traffickers, Gilmour puts herself in danger in her pursuit of justice. But if she's not careful, she'll be the one leaving in a body bag next. Praise for the Rosie Gilmour Series 'Thrilling and compelling' Kimberly Chambers 'Anna Smith is the real deal' Sunday Express 'Provocative, shocking and utterly harrowing . . . grips like a vice' - Daily Record
From The Hudson To The Neva
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Author : David Ker
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1883
From The Hudson To The Neva written by David Ker and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1883 with Adventure stories categories.