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How Not To Read

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Author : Dan Wilbur
language : en
Publisher: Penguin
Release Date : 2012-09-04

How Not To Read written by Dan Wilbur and has been published by Penguin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-09-04 with Humor categories.

The Last Stupid Book You’ll Ever Need to Read Don’t want to slog through lengthy old books like A Tale of Two Cities or The Giving Tree? Sick of being judged by your avid-reader “friends” who talk about books you’ve never heard of? Want to sound smarter without the strain of actually bettering yourself? Never fear. In How Not to Read, you’ll find techniques to fake your way through literature so you never have to read another book—ever! Inside, you’ll find: •Tips for getting through anything you have to read by reading faster: Just read every third word. (One Hundred Years of Solitude becomes “Many as the Colonel was, that when him ice.” Wow! It’s like a Gertrude Stein poem only more comprehensible!) •Entire genres summed up in a single page: Historical fiction becomes “Guess who else had sex: Hitler!” •Literary insults to make yourself seem smarter: “The only thing sadder than you is a Joycean epiphany!” “You’re as weak as a passive sentence written in negative form. And probably not considered by anyone to be worth more than an adverb.” It’s time to stop fearing those people who keep bringing up Ayn Rand. How Not to Read is here to liberate the world from ever needing to read a book again.

Not To Read

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Author : Alejan Zambra
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2018

Not To Read written by Alejan Zambra and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018 with categories.

I Will Not Read This Book

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Author : Cece Meng
language : en
Publisher: HarperCollins
Release Date : 2011-09-06

I Will Not Read This Book written by Cece Meng and has been published by HarperCollins this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-09-06 with Juvenile Fiction categories.

This is the story of how the ultimate reluctant reader became a book lover. The little boy in I Will Not Read This Book has a lot of excuses, because if there is one thing he doesn’t want to do, it’s read this book. He won’t read it even if you hang him upside down by one toe, over a cliff, with sharks down below. And you know what? You. Can’t. Make. Him. In this book illustrated with wit and whimsy by Joy Ang, Cece Meng delivers once again with a pitch-perfect reluctant reader who is finally convinced to read the book if—and only if—someone he loves will read it with him.

The Book That Did Not Want To Be Read

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Author : David Sundin
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2022-03-01

The Book That Did Not Want To Be Read written by David Sundin and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-03-01 with Juvenile Fiction categories.

Beware! This picture book will do anything in its power to stay unread in this fun, interactive, and irresistibly silly read-aloud perfect for fans of The Book with No Pictures and Press Here. WARNING! Stop what you’re doing! Don’t you know that this book does not want to be read? If you try, all sorts of unfortunate things will happen. It will turn into a steering wheel! Letters will go missing! The book will act up and squirm around and grow wings and try to fly away! It will even insert a bunny that has absolutely nothing to do with anything. A persistent reader might see all kinds of strange and magical things, silly and secret things…But this book just does not want to be read, and it’s better to leave it alone. ...Or is it?

Do Not Read This Book

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Author : Renae Bradley-Jones
language : en
Publisher: BookLocker.com, Inc.
Release Date : 2024-04-10

Do Not Read This Book written by Renae Bradley-Jones and has been published by BookLocker.com, Inc. this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2024-04-10 with Religion categories.

Do you have Faith and Trust in God? If so how much? Do you let God have control? Do you obey him? Do you want peace and contentment? Do you want to have God's Blessings in your life? If so, I have some very important things to share with you! God wants a relationship with you, he wants to be involved in everything you do. He will help you through the trials and tribulations that we must endure until he returns. We are experiencing more crime, wars, economy is horrible and natural disasters are on the rise. God takes care of his children, and he will take care of you!Learn how to renew your faith and be blessed so you can be a blessing!

How To Talk About Books You Haven T Read

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Author : Pierre Bayard
language : en
Publisher: Granta Books
Release Date : 2012-07-05

How To Talk About Books You Haven T Read written by Pierre Bayard and has been published by Granta Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-07-05 with Humor categories.

How and why do we spend so much time talking about forgotten books, books we've skimmed or books we've only heard about? In this mischievous and provocative book, Pierre Bayard contends that the truly cultivated person does not need to read books: understanding their place in our culture is enough.

In The Kingdom Of Ice

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Author : Hampton Sides
language : en
Publisher: Vintage
Release Date : 2014-08-05

In The Kingdom Of Ice written by Hampton Sides and has been published by Vintage this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-08-05 with History categories.

NATIONAL BESTSELLER • A white-knuckle tale of polar exploration and heroism in the Gilded Age from the New York Times bestselling author of Blood and Thunder and Ghost Soldiers. • “A splendid book in every way…a marvelous nonfiction thriller.” —The Wall Street Journal On July 8, 1879, Captain George Washington De Long and his team of thirty-two men set sail from San Francisco on the USS Jeanette. Heading deep into uncharted Arctic waters, they carried the aspirations of a young country burning to be the first nation to reach the North Pole. Two years into the harrowing voyage, the Jeannette's hull was breached by an impassable stretch of pack ice, forcing the crew to abandon ship amid torrents of rushing of water. Hours later, the ship had sunk below the surface, marooning the men a thousand miles north of Siberia, where they faced a terrifying march with minimal supplies across the endless ice pack. Enduring everything from snow blindness and polar bears to ferocious storms and labyrinths of ice, the crew battled madness and starvation as they struggled desperately to survive. With thrilling twists and turns, In The Kingdom of Ice is a spellbinding tale of heroism and determination in the most brutal place on Earth.

Words Are Not For Hurting Las Palabras No Son Para Lastimar Read Along Or Enhanced Ebook

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Author : Elizabeth Verdick
language : en
Publisher: Free Spirit Publishing
Release Date : 2024-02-13

Words Are Not For Hurting Las Palabras No Son Para Lastimar Read Along Or Enhanced Ebook written by Elizabeth Verdick and has been published by Free Spirit Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2024-02-13 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.

With gentle encouragement, this read-along book teaches children that they can think before speaking, choose what to say and how to say it, and find positive ways to respond when others use unkind words. The importance of saying “I’m sorry” is reinforced. Includes tips for parents and caregivers.

Do Not Open This Book It Stinks

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Author : Andy Lee
language : en
Publisher: Lake Press
Release Date : 2025-02-11

Do Not Open This Book It Stinks written by Andy Lee and has been published by Lake Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2025-02-11 with Juvenile Fiction categories.

Poor Wizz finds himself in some extremely smelly situations, which worsen at every turn of the page! In their milestone tenth book in the series, Andy Lee and Heath McKenzie's latest work really STINKS! Poor Wizz finds himself in some extremely smelly situations, which worsen at every turn of the page. Prepare for laugh out loud and relatable moments as Wizz attempts to cope with some of the worst smells you can experience. Buckle up for a sensory overload, if you dare turn the page!

The Great Mental Models General Thinking Concepts

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Author : Farnam Street
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2019-12-16

The Great Mental Models General Thinking Concepts written by Farnam Street and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-12-16 with categories.

The old saying goes, ''To the man with a hammer, everything looks like a nail.'' But anyone who has done any kind of project knows a hammer often isn't enough. The more tools you have at your disposal, the more likely you'll use the right tool for the job - and get it done right. The same is true when it comes to your thinking. The quality of your outcomes depends on the mental models in your head. And most people are going through life with little more than a hammer. Until now. The Great Mental Models: General Thinking Concepts is the first book in The Great Mental Models series designed to upgrade your thinking with the best, most useful and powerful tools so you always have the right one on hand. This volume details nine of the most versatile, all-purpose mental models you can use right away to improve your decision making, productivity, and how clearly you see the world. You will discover what forces govern the universe and how to focus your efforts so you can harness them to your advantage, rather than fight with them or worse yet- ignore them. Upgrade your mental toolbox and get the first volume today. AUTHOR BIOGRAPHY Farnam Street (FS) is one of the world's fastest growing websites, dedicated to helping our readers master the best of what other people have already figured out. We curate, examine and explore the timeless ideas and mental models that history's brightest minds have used to live lives of purpose. Our readers include students, teachers, CEOs, coaches, athletes, artists, leaders, followers, politicians and more. They're not defined by gender, age, income, or politics but rather by a shared passion for avoiding problems, making better decisions, and lifelong learning. AUTHOR HOME Ottawa, Ontario, Canada