Notes From A Totally Lame Vampire
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Notes From A Totally Lame Vampire
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Author : Tim Collins
language : en
Publisher: Aladdin
Release Date : 2010-08-24
Notes From A Totally Lame Vampire written by Tim Collins and has been published by Aladdin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-08-24 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Nigel Mullet isn't your typical teenager . . . he's a vampire. But unfortunately, when Nigel transformed he didn't become all broody and interesting, and as for super strength and speed . . . well, forget it! Instead he's got acne, a voice that squeaks, a tendency to break out in a rash (not sparkles!) when exposed to the sun, and absolutely no idea how to talk to girls. When a beautiful new girl moves into the neighborhood, Nigel is determined to win her heart but first he's got to figure out how. In the meantime, he writes about her in his diary and composes really bad love poetry that he will recite to her one day, if he can work up the courage to tell her the truth. Can Nigel win the girl and the respect of his family--or is he destined to be a totally lame vampire forever?
Diary Of A Wimpy Vampire
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Author : Tim Collins
language : en
Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books
Release Date : 2010-10-15
Diary Of A Wimpy Vampire written by Tim Collins and has been published by Michael O'Mara Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-10-15 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Like Edward Cullen in Twilight, Nigel Mullet was transformed into a vampire when he was still a teenager, and will remain this age forever. Unfortunately, Nigel became a vampire at the awkward age of fifteen, and must spend eternity coping with acne, a breaking voice, and an ineptitude with girls . . . In this, his excruciatingly funny diary, Nigel chronicles his increasingly desperate attempts to be noticed by the love of his life, Chloe Sparrow, the constant mortification caused by his vampire parents (not to mention the worry that they might accidentally eat one of his friends), and the frustration one feels when you've got the whole of boring eternity stretching out in front of you and you can't even have a lie-in (vampires don't sleep). Forced to hang out with the Goths and emo kids due to his pale skin and social awkwardness, and constantly battling his embarrassingly overwhelming desire to sink his fangs into Chloe's neck, will Nigel ever get his girl? Fantastically witty and hugely entertaining, this fun and accessible diary will appeal to anyone, teenage or otherwise . . .*Winner of the Lincolnshire Young People's Book Award 2012
Fangs A Lot
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Author : Tim Collins
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2014-08-26
Fangs A Lot written by Tim Collins and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-08-26 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Tired of running the vampire coven, Nigel Mullet surrenders the leadership to newcomer Viktor in exchange for some small favors, but soon Viktor proves to be evil, even by vampire standards, and Nigel must step in.
Notes From A Totally Lame Vampire
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Author : Tim Collins
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2010-08-24
Notes From A Totally Lame Vampire written by Tim Collins and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-08-24 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Nigel Mullet isn't your typical teenager . . . he's a vampire. But unfortunately, when Nigel transformed he didn't become all broody and interesting, and as for super strength and speed . . . well, forget it! Instead he's got acne, a voice that squeaks, a tendency to break out in a rash (not sparkles!) when exposed to the sun, and absolutely no idea how to talk to girls. When a beautiful new girl moves into the neighborhood, Nigel is determined to win her heart but first he's got to figure out how. In the meantime, he writes about her in his diary and composes really bad love poetry that he will recite to her one day, if he can work up the courage to tell her the truth. Can Nigel win the girl and the respect of his family--or is he destined to be a totally lame vampire forever?
Prince Of Dorkness
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Author : Tim Collins
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2011-09-06
Prince Of Dorkness written by Tim Collins and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-09-06 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
After changing from lame to super-attractive over school break, vampire Nigel acquires a girlfriend, Chloe, and starts the new term as one of the most popular students at school, but then a new student sets his sights on Chloe and Nigel must compete for her affections.
Prince Of Dorkness
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Author : Tim Collins
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2011-09-06
Prince Of Dorkness written by Tim Collins and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-09-06 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
With his newfound vampire powers and his girlfriend Chloe, Nigel Mullet is finally happy and popular as the school year begins. But then a new guy, Jason, appears at school. All the girls think he’s better looking than Nigel. He’s definitely stronger and faster than Nigel. And he’s just stolen Nigel’s girlfriend. What’s a totally lame vampire to do? Write bad poetry, get regularly beaten up by his little sister now that he's too weak to retaliate, and spy on his ex-girlfriend’s new boyfriend. . . . Eventually Nigel follows Jason and his family to the park in the middle of the night and is stunned to see them all transform into werewolves. Will the truth win Chloe back? Or will Nigel be left howling at the moon in frustration?
Adventures Of A Wimpy Werewolf
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Author : Tim Collins
language : en
Publisher: Michael O'Mara Books
Release Date : 2011-11-01
Adventures Of A Wimpy Werewolf written by Tim Collins and has been published by Michael O'Mara Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-11-01 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Luke Thorpe is a fifteen-year-old wimp. Excellent at maths and terrible at sport, he likes to keep his head down and get on with his schoolwork. Yet mysterious and uncontrollable changes in his behaviour and appearance - patches of hair growing rapidly, howling rather than singing the hymns in assembly, sudden growth spurts causing his clothes to rip off - are threatening to rocket him out of obscurity. Join Luke on a journey of discovery, embarrassing mishaps and hilarity as he gets to the bottom of his werewolf roots, joins a pack, and finds himself en route to war against the vampires (whose number include a rather wimpy, but familiar face) ...
Fang Tastic Collection
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Author : Tim Collins
language : en
Publisher: Aladdin
Release Date : 2016-08-02
Fang Tastic Collection written by Tim Collins and has been published by Aladdin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-08-02 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Get to know Nigel Mullet, vampire-less-than-extraordinaire, and his vampire and werewolf friends with four fang-tastically funny novels from the Totally Lame Vampire series, now available in a collectible boxed set! This not-so-spooky collection includes Notes from a Totally Lame Vampire, Prince of Dorkness, Notes from a Hairy-Not-Scary Werewolf, and Fangs a Lot. In Notes from a Totally Lame Vampire, teenage vampire, diarist, and not-so-heroic hero Nigel Mullet transforms into a vampire, but doesn’t get any of the perks like super strength and speed. How will he ever impress the new girl, Chloe, as a totally uncool ghoul? In Prince of Dorkness, Nigel has finally gotten the girl and a handle on his newfound vampire powers. Things are great…until an undercover werewolf named Jason steals Chloe away. Will exposing Jason’s secret help Nigel get Chloe back, or will he be left howling at the moon in frustration? Luke Thorpe, an unassuming werewolf, joins forces with Nigel to stop a war from breaking out between the vampires and werewolves in Notes from a Hairy-Not-Scary Werewolf. Nigel Mullet puts his leadership—and romantic—skills to the test in the fun, funny, and not-at-all-lame conclusion to the Totally Lame Vampire series, Fangs a Lot.
Almost To Die For
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Author : Tate Hallaway
language : en
Publisher: Penguin
Release Date : 2010-08-03
Almost To Die For written by Tate Hallaway and has been published by Penguin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-08-03 with Young Adult Fiction categories.
Twilight meets The Princess Diaries in the new series from the author of Honeymoon of the Dead On her sixteenth birthday, Anastasija Parker learns that her so-called deadbeat dad is actually a vampire king. And he wants Ana to assume her rightful position at his side, in spite of the fact that she has witch's blood running through her veins-from her mother's side. Too bad witches and vampires are mortal enemies. And now Ana's parents are at each other's throats over her future. It's up to Ana to make a choice, but deciding your eternal destiny is a pretty big deal for a girl who just wants to get through high school.
Drain You
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Author : M. Beth Bloom
language : en
Publisher: Harper Collins
Release Date : 2012-07-24
Drain You written by M. Beth Bloom and has been published by Harper Collins this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-07-24 with Young Adult Fiction categories.
Every night I'd lie there in bed and look out at the hills behind our house, listening. I knew there'd be consequences. Actions meant reactions. Sunrises meant sunsets. My fear was too permanent, lasting longer than eyeliner, something I wore every day and didn't wash off. Quinlan Lacey's life is a red carpet of weird fashions, hip bands, random parties, and chilling by the pool with her on-and-off BFF Libby. There's also her boring job (minimum wage), a crushed-out coworker (way too interested), her summer plans (nada), and her parents (totally clueless). Then one night she meets gorgeous James, and Quinn's whole world turns crazy, Technicolor, 3-D, fireworks, whatever. But with good comes bad and unfortunately, Quinn's new romance brings with it some majorly evil baggage. Now, to make things right, she has to do a lot of things wrong (breaking and entering, kidnapping, lying, you name it). There's normal, and then there's paranormal, and neither are Quinlan's cup of Diet Coke. Staying sane, cool, in love, and alive isn't so easy breezy.