Old Jews Telling Jokes


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Old Jews Telling Jokes


Old Jews Telling Jokes
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Author : Sam Hoffman
language : en
Publisher: Metro Publishing
Release Date : 2012-10

Old Jews Telling Jokes written by Sam Hoffman and has been published by Metro Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-10 with Humor categories.


A grasshopper walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks at him and says, 'You know we have a drink named after you?' The grasshopper replies, 'You have a drink named Stanley?' Just one of the gags in this book, many of which explore Jewish themes.



Old Jews Telling Jokes


Old Jews Telling Jokes
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Author : Sam Hoffman
language : en
Publisher: Villard
Release Date : 2010-09-07

Old Jews Telling Jokes written by Sam Hoffman and has been published by Villard this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-09-07 with Humor categories.


A grasshopper walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender looked at him and said, “You know we have a drink named after you?” The grasshopper replied, “You have a drink named Stanley?” Schtick happens. For five thousand years, God’s chosen people have cornered the market on knee-slappers, zingers, and knock-knock jokes. Now Old Jews Telling Jokes mines mothers, fathers, bubbies, and zaydes for comic gelt. What we get are jokes that are funnier than a pie in the punim: Abie and Becky jokes; hilarious rabbi, doctor, and mohel tales; and those bits just for Mom (Q: What’s the difference between a Jewish mother and a Rottweiler? A: Eventually a Rottweiler will let go!). Some are just naughty and some are downright bawdy—but either way you’ll laugh till you plotz. With Borscht Belt gags from Brooklyn to Bel Air to Boca, Old Jews Telling Jokes is like chicken soup for your funny bone. I mean, would it kill you to laugh a little?



Old Jews Telling Jokes


Old Jews Telling Jokes
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Author : Peter Gethers
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2014-04-17

Old Jews Telling Jokes written by Peter Gethers and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-04-17 with categories.


Again with the jokes? Jewish humor is everyone's humor, and the laughs never stop in this something-for-everyone New York hit. Join Morty, Bunny, Nathan, and the rest of the cast as they demonstrate why "kvelling is better than kvetching." Classic and contemporary jokes mix with songs and monologues that showcase the funny side of birth, sex, old age, and more. Old Jews Telling Jokes is a gleeful ode to humor that will have you laughing till you plotz.



Old Jews Telling Jokes


Old Jews Telling Jokes
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Author : Sam Hoffman
language : en
Publisher: Villard
Release Date : 2010-09-07

Old Jews Telling Jokes written by Sam Hoffman and has been published by Villard this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-09-07 with Humor categories.


A grasshopper walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender looked at him and said, “You know we have a drink named after you?” The grasshopper replied, “You have a drink named Stanley?” Schtick happens. For five thousand years, God’s chosen people have cornered the market on knee-slappers, zingers, and knock-knock jokes. Now Old Jews Telling Jokes mines mothers, fathers, bubbies, and zaydes for comic gelt. What we get are jokes that are funnier than a pie in the punim: Abie and Becky jokes; hilarious rabbi, doctor, and mohel tales; and those bits just for Mom (Q: What’s the difference between a Jewish mother and a Rottweiler? A: Eventually a Rottweiler will let go!). Some are just naughty and some are downright bawdy—but either way you’ll laugh till you plotz. With Borscht Belt gags from Brooklyn to Bel Air to Boca, Old Jews Telling Jokes is like chicken soup for your funny bone. I mean, would it kill you to laugh a little?



The Ultimate Book Of Jewish Jokes


The Ultimate Book Of Jewish Jokes
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Author : David Minkoff
language : en
Publisher: Portico
Release Date : 2013-04-11

The Ultimate Book Of Jewish Jokes written by David Minkoff and has been published by Portico this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-04-11 with Humor categories.


This is, quite simply, the most comprehensive collection of Jewish jokes, ever! The author has sourced over 1000 jokes and witty anecdotes that will have your sides splitting. With topics ranging from Rabbis to relationships; hairdressers to honeymoons; Bar Mitzvahs to bodybuilders; and from shopping, dating and in-laws to miracles, Viagra and chutzpah - and you don't have to be Jewish to enjoy them. This unique book also contains jokes for children, a compatability test for dating couples, humourous quips that can be used in speeches for special occasions, and a generous sprinkling of naughtier jokes.



No Joke


No Joke
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Author : Ruth R. Wisse
language : en
Publisher: Princeton University Press
Release Date : 2015-03

No Joke written by Ruth R. Wisse and has been published by Princeton University Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-03 with Literary Criticism categories.


"Humor is the most celebrated of all Jewish responses to modernity. In this book, Ruth Wisse evokes and applauds the genius of spontaneous Jewish joking--as well as the brilliance of comic masterworks by writers like Heinrich Heine, Sholem Aleichem, Isaac Babel, S. Y. Agnon, Isaac Bashevis Singer, and Philip Roth. At the same time, Wisse draws attention to the precarious conditions that call Jewish humor into being--and the price it may exact from its practitioners and audience"--



The Jewish Joke


The Jewish Joke
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Author : Devorah Baum
language : en
Publisher: Profile Books
Release Date : 2017-10-26

The Jewish Joke written by Devorah Baum and has been published by Profile Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-10-26 with Humor categories.


'This book is funny, clever and, at times, heartbreaking. In other words, Jewish' David Baddiel '[Baum is] intellectually luminous, psychologically penetrating, existentially anxious, and wonderfully funny' Zadie Smith 'Hilarious and thought-provoking' David Schneider The Jewish joke is as old as Abraham, and like the Jews themselves it has wandered over the world, learned countless new languages, worked with a range of different materials, been performed in front of some pretty hostile crowds, but still retained its own distinctive identity. So what is it that animates the Jewish joke? Why are Jews so often thought of as 'funny'? And how old can a joke get? The Jewish Joke is a brilliant - and very funny - riff on Jewish jokes, about what marks them apart from other jokes, why they are important to Jewish identity and how they work. Ranging from self-deprecation to anti-Semitism, politics to sex, it looks at the past of Jewish joking and asks whether the Jewish joke has a future. With jokes from Amy Schumer, Lena Dunham and Jerry Seinfeld, as well as Freud and Marx (Groucho mostly), this is both a compendium and a commentary, light-hearted and deeply insightful.



Let There Be Laughter


Let There Be Laughter
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Author : Michael Krasny
language : en
Publisher: HarperCollins
Release Date : 2016-09-27

Let There Be Laughter written by Michael Krasny and has been published by HarperCollins this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-09-27 with Humor categories.


From the host of NPR affiliate’s Forum with Michael Krasny, a compendium of Jewish jokes that packs the punches with hilarious riff after riff and also offers a window into Jewish culture. Michael Krasny has been telling Jewish jokes since his bar mitzvah, and it’s been said that he knows more of them than anyone on the planet. He certainly states his case in this wise, enlightening, and hilarious book that not only collects the best of Jewish humor passed down from generation to generation, but explains the cultural expressions and anxieties behind the laughs. "What’s Jewish Alzheimer’s?" "You forget everything but the grudges." "You must be so proud. Your daughter is the President of the United States!" "Yes. But her brother is a doctor!" "Isn’t Jewish humor masochistic?" "No. And if I hear that one more time I am going to kill myself." With his background as a scholar and public-radio host, Krasny delves deeply into the themes, topics, and form of Jewish humor: chauvinism undercut by irony and self-mockery, the fear of losing cultural identity through assimilation, the importance of vocal inflection in joke-telling, and calls to communal memory, including the use of Yiddish. Borrowing from traditional humor and such Jewish comedy legends as Jackie Mason, Mel Brooks, and Joan Rivers, Larry David, Sarah Silverman, Jerry Seinfeld and Amy Schumer, Let There Be Laughter is an absolute pleasure for the chosen and goyim alike.



101 Classic Jewish Jokes


101 Classic Jewish Jokes
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Author : Robert Menchin
language : en
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
Release Date : 1997-09-30

101 Classic Jewish Jokes written by Robert Menchin and has been published by Rowman & Littlefield this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1997-09-30 with Humor categories.


Jewish humor has defined comedy in 20th-century America.



The Big Book Of Jewish Humor


The Big Book Of Jewish Humor
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Author : William Novak
language : en
Publisher: William Morrow Paperbacks
Release Date : 2006-10-31

The Big Book Of Jewish Humor written by William Novak and has been published by William Morrow Paperbacks this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2006-10-31 with Fiction categories.


Two rival businessmen meet in the Warsaw train station. "Where are you going?" says the first man. "To Minsk," says the second. "To Minsk, eh? What a nerve you have! I know you're telling me you're going to Minsk because you want me to think that you're really going to Pinsk. But it so happens that I know you really are going to Minsk. So why are you lying to me?" Four men are walking in the desert. The German says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have a beer." The Italian says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have wine." The Mexican says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have tequila." The Jew says, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have diabetes."