Once Upon An Effing Time
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Once Upon An Effing Time
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Author : Buffy Cram
language : en
Publisher: Douglas & McIntyre
Release Date : 2023-10-07
Once Upon An Effing Time written by Buffy Cram and has been published by Douglas & McIntyre this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-10-07 with Fiction categories.
A quirky, thrilling, darkly-funny page-turner that explores the fuzzy lines between sanity and insanity, magic and reality, love and duty. It’s 1969. An eight-year-old girl, Elizabeth Squire, has a choice to make: to be disabled by the circumstances of her own botched birth or to become extraordinary. In Buffy Cram’s captivating new novel, Elizabeth narrates the story of her childhood in the late sixties, describing how she came to be at a Vancouver halfway house at the age of nineteen. Once Upon an Effing Time chronicles the sometime-exploitative relationship between Elizabeth and Margaret, her mother, and the bizarre and criminal misadventures they have after running away from Ontario’s cheese belt and their “Big Sad Story.” Attempting to bond with her neglectful mother, Elizabeth learns to adopt personas and live multiple lives, transforms into a fortune teller named MeMe who speaks primarily in Bob Dylan lyrics, and joins an American hippie doomsday cult. Elizabeth’s life is fragmented between ordinary childhood pleasures and indulging her mother’s conspiracy theories about the upcoming moon landing by hiding pamphlets in New York City public library books. Throughout, Buffy Cram weaves humour and heartbreak together to form an engaging narrative about cults—the cult of family, the cult of counterculture, the cult of Rock n’ Roll—and the role of story within those cults.
A Better Man
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Author : Leah McLaren
language : en
Publisher: Atlantic Books Ltd
Release Date : 2015-08-06
A Better Man written by Leah McLaren and has been published by Atlantic Books Ltd this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-08-06 with Fiction categories.
Maya wants Nick to be less of a workaholic, to come home earlier, to spend some time with his children. Nick wants a divorce. With his mind made up, Nick is determined to leave. But it comes as a shock to realize how much it will cost him to walk away. As a stay-at-home mum, Maya is entitled to everything. Then an unlikely solution presents itself: Nick needs to act like a better man. If he plays the part of a good husband and father, Maya will become happier and more self-sufficient - and Nick's pay-out to her will be far cheaper. But as Nick pretends to be a better man he becomes one. He remembers why he fell in love with Maya, and what a great couple they can be. Everything seems to be back on track. Until Maya finds out exactly what Nick had been planning...
Once Upon A Time In Vegas All The Pretty Girls
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Author : S. Thomas Murphy
language : en
Publisher: Lulu.com
Release Date : 2017-07-06
Once Upon A Time In Vegas All The Pretty Girls written by S. Thomas Murphy and has been published by Lulu.com this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-07-06 with Humor categories.
As South Las Vegas Community College is prepared for demolition, three of its faculty members fight to keep the school open long enough to graduate one last class of students. But nothing is ever what it seems in the Nevada desert. Soon, the down-on-their-luck, lovable-but-misguided rogues are stumbling their way through casinos and gentlemen's clubs, as they attempt to save ALL the women of Las Vegas from pirates, ghosts, and angry club owners. Along the way, maybe they'll even find the treasure that's buried somewhere on campus. Without digging up the dead bodies.
Once Upon A Time In The East
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Author : Steven Edwards
language : en
Publisher: Booksmango
Release Date : 2014-06-27
Once Upon A Time In The East written by Steven Edwards and has been published by Booksmango this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-06-27 with Humor categories.
Isaan. Northeast Thailand. The furthest reaches of Old Siam. No coastline; no glistening lengths of powdery white sand; no Pad Thai-obsessed tourists; no touts; no taxis; no beggars; no hedonistic nights of extreme debauchery. Nothing. Just a whole lot of jungle. During a visit to Bangkok, I once saw a rack of t-shirts proclaiming that ‘good guys go to heaven and bad guys go to Pattaya’. Nothing for Isaan though. After all, who wants to walk around with ‘the clinically stupid’ emblazoned across their chest? I first visited Northeast Thailand in my late twenties. Initially I was appalled by the lack of, well, anything. For a chap hailing from suburban London it felt like I’d alighted into a particularly tedious episode of the Archers. However, the people, the fauna, and indeed the flora, made this impromptu sabbatical a quite extraordinary experience. The stories on the following pages are an account of my years spent in hot and sticky rural Siam.
Large Garbage
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Author : Buffy Cram
language : en
Publisher: D & M Publishers
Release Date : 2012-02-24
Large Garbage written by Buffy Cram and has been published by D & M Publishers this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-02-24 with Fiction categories.
In the surreal world of Buffy Cram’s stories, someone or something has slipped beneath the skins of her already beleaguered characters, rearranging the familiar into something strange and even sinister, making off with their emotional and even physical goods. In Large Garbage: A Radio Belly Single, a smug suburbanite becomes obsessed with the "hybrids," the wandering mob of intellectual vagrants overrunning his complacent little cul de sac, snacking on pate and reciting poetry. Equally repelled by the hybrids' uncleanliness and intrigued by their freedom, Henry draws dangerously close to their secret nighttime life of sloshing claret and Proust quotes that overflow from finger-printed wine glasses and dirt-smudged lips. As the LA Times wrote: this "'new breed of homelessness'...cleverly envisions an alternative to the ever-widening circle of consumption that defines us now."
Once Upon A Cliche A Peaceful Pilgrim Novel
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Author : Karen Wiesner
language : en
Publisher: Lulu.com
Release Date : 2019-04-04
Once Upon A Cliche A Peaceful Pilgrim Novel written by Karen Wiesner and has been published by Lulu.com this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-04-04 with Fiction categories.
Detached and ignored for most of her life, Brayla Sullivan is the awkward, ugly duckling destined for spinsterhood who's never been kissed, never gone anywhere beyond the small town she was born and raised in. When she starts corresponding with a man from a ""Meet Exotic Singles"" website and he suggests they meet, she drops everything to fly to him in a last-ditch effort to find her happily-ever-after. The only son in a family of daughters, Shaun Levi, Peaceful's Chief of Police, has never looked the part of a dashing hero. Brayla has been nothing more than a buddy he's known all his life. But, when a kiss between them on New Year's takes a turn for the what-have-we-done?, he sees a side to his old friend he never anticipated?and the consequences may just leave him without a friend or a prayer of convincing her they could share so much more. What follows is a series of unfortunate events in which everything goes wrong?
Once Upon A Time In Hollywood
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Author : Quentin Tarantino
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2021-06-29
Once Upon A Time In Hollywood written by Quentin Tarantino and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-06-29 with Fiction categories.
Quentin Tarantino's long-awaited first work of fiction - at once hilarious, delicious, and brutal - is the always surprising, sometimes shocking new novel based on his Academy Award-winning film. RICK DALTON - Once he had his own TV series, but now Rick's a washed-up villain-of-the week drowning his sorrows in whiskey sours. Will a phone call from Rome save his fate or seal it? CLIFF BOOTH - Rick's stunt double, and the most infamous man on any movie set because he's the only one there who might have gotten away with murder . . . SHARON TATE - She left Texas to chase a movie-star dream, and found it. Sharon's salad days are now spent on Cielo Drive, high in the Hollywood Hills. CHARLES MANSON - The ex-con's got a bunch of zonked-out hippies thinking he's their spiritual leader, but he'd trade it all to be a rock 'n' roll star. HOLLYWOOD 1969 - YOU SHOULDA BEEN THERE
The Jesuit
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Author : Thomas W. Whitley
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1850
The Jesuit written by Thomas W. Whitley and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1850 with categories.
Once Upon A Crush
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Author : Kiran Manral
language : en
Publisher: LEADSTART PUBLISHING PVT LTD
Release Date : 2104-04-25
Once Upon A Crush written by Kiran Manral and has been published by LEADSTART PUBLISHING PVT LTD this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2104-04-25 with Fiction categories.
Once Upon A Cliche
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Author : Karen Wiesner
language : en
Publisher: Writers Exchange E-Publishing
Release Date : 2019-03-28
Once Upon A Cliche written by Karen Wiesner and has been published by Writers Exchange E-Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-03-28 with Fiction categories.
Detached and ignored for most of her life, Brayla Sullivan is the awkward, ugly duckling destined for spinsterhood who's never been kissed, never gone anywhere beyond the small town she was born and raised in. When she starts corresponding with a man from a "Meet Exotic Singles" website and he suggests they meet, she drops everything to fly to him in a last-ditch effort to find her happily-ever-after. The only son in a family of daughters, Shaun Levi, Peaceful's Chief of Police, has never looked the part of a dashing hero. Whenever he'd opened his mouth, his sisters had spoken for him or over him, and now any attempts at conversation with the opposite sex lead him to either a loss for words or making a mess that's ensured he'll stay a bachelor for life. Brayla has been nothing more than a buddy he's known all his life. But, when a kiss between them on a particularly lonesome New Year's takes a turn for the what-have-we-done?, he sees a side to his old friend he never anticipated...and the consequences may just leave him without a friend or a prayer of convincing her they could share so much more. Brayla's poorly-conceived plan to meet Mr. Right veers from point A to Z to F and every-sad-where in-between, leaving her hopelessly lost and desperate for someone to rescue her. Everything she expects to happen falls through while the unexpected may turn into everything she's ever dreamed of...or all she's dreaded. On the rocky road to happily-ever-after, who knows what can happen?