People I Want To Punch In The Throat
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People I Want To Punch In The Throat
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Author : Jen Mann
language : en
Publisher: Ballantine Books
Release Date : 2014-09-09
People I Want To Punch In The Throat written by Jen Mann and has been published by Ballantine Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-09-09 with Humor categories.
NATIONAL BESTSELLER • A debut collection of witty, biting essays laced with a surprising warmth, from Jen Mann, the writer behind the popular blog People I Want to Punch in the Throat People I want to punch in the throat: • anyone who feels the need to bling her washer and dryer • humblebraggers • people who treat their pets like children Jen Mann doesn’t have a filter, which sometimes gets her in trouble with her neighbors, her fellow PTA moms, and that one woman who tried to sell her sex toys at a home shopping party. Known for her hilariously acerbic observations on her blog, People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Mann now brings her sharp wit to bear on suburban life, marriage, and motherhood in this laugh-out-loud collection of essays. From the politics of joining a play group, to the thrill of mothers’ night out at the gun range, to the rewards of your most meaningful relationship (the one you have with your cleaning lady), nothing is sacred or off-limits. So the next time you find yourself wearing fuzzy bunny pajamas in the school carpool line or accidentally stuck at a co-worker’s swingers party, just think, What would Jen Mann do? Or better yet, buy her book. Praise for People I Want to Punch in the Throat “People I Want to Punch in the Throat is so good that it’ll make you want to adopt all the cats in the world. I’m not sure about the correlation, but it’s that good. It should come with a warning.”—Jenny Lawson, author of Let’s Pretend This Never Happened “Jen Mann has an amazing way of telling stories that will make you cringe and burst out laughing at the same time. From swinger parties to racist toddlers, she makes the suburbs unbelievably funny.”—Karen Alpert, author of I Heart My Little A-Holes “Jen Mann says the things we’re all too afraid to say. Her honest and hilarious writing style reminds me of David Sedaris and Tina Fey.”—Robin O’Bryant, author of Ketchup Is a Vegetable: And Other Lies Moms Tell Themselves “Jen Mann’s shrewd and unrelenting assault on the absurdity of suburban life is an honest peek into the occasional nightmare that is part of living the American dream. I love Jen. I wish she was my neighbor. It’s so refreshing to know that I’m not the only one who wants to punch almost everyone in the f***ing throat.”—Nicole Knepper, author of Moms Who Drink And Swear
Just A Few People I Want To Punch In The Throat Volumes 1 6
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Author : Jen Mann
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2018-12-02
Just A Few People I Want To Punch In The Throat Volumes 1 6 written by Jen Mann and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-12-02 with Humor categories.
"Jen Mann has a hard time keeping her mouth shut. She tends to say out loud what everyone else is thinking. For the first time ever, the first six volumes of Just A Few People I Want to Punch in the Throat is available in one complete collection." - from the back cover.
People I Want To Punch In The Throat
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Author : Jen Mann
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2016
People I Want To Punch In The Throat written by Jen Mann and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016 with Families categories.
This is a collection of original essays that can not be found anywhere else.Each volume is different and you never know what you'll find. They are an assortment of Jen's childhood memories, stories about her family, and rants about everything that make her punchy all told with her usual snarky take.
Working With People I Want To Punch In The Throat
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Author : Jen Mann
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2021-02-18
Working With People I Want To Punch In The Throat written by Jen Mann and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-02-18 with categories.
If you've ever toiled away in a cubicle or sat through the third meeting your boss scheduled to plan another meeting, then you can relate to this book. This is the third book in Jen Mann's New York Times best-selling People I Want to Punch in the Throat series and it will not disappoint!This is the book you'll want to accidentally on purpose leave on the desk of that blowhard in marketing. This is the book you'll just happen to drop next the microwave in the break room hoping that Jan in accounting reads it before she reheats last night's smelly leftovers for lunch. This is the book you'll mail anonymously to your micromanaging boss with certain passages highlighted.The Punch List:Company-wide happy hours. I barely want to work with you. I definitely don't want to have a beer with you.The Ivy Leaguers. You do know every sentence doesn't have to start with, "When I was at Princeton?"?The martyrs. You get sick days-use one. Stop dragging your sniffling, snorting, coughing, sneezing ass to work and infecting the rest of us. You're not that important.
Spending The Holidays With People I Want To Punch In The Throat
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Author : Jen Mann
language : en
Publisher: Ballantine Books
Release Date : 2015-10-13
Spending The Holidays With People I Want To Punch In The Throat written by Jen Mann and has been published by Ballantine Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-10-13 with Humor categories.
For fans of Laurie Notaro and Jenny Lawson comes an uproarious and oddly endearing essay collection for anyone trying to survive the holidays in one piece. When it comes to time-honored holiday traditions, Jen Mann pulls no punches In this hilariously irreverent collection of essays, Jen Mann, nationally bestselling author of People I Want to Punch in the Throat, turns her mordant wit on the holidays. On Mann’s naughty list: mothers who go way overboard with their Elf on the Shelf, overzealous carolers who can’t take a hint, and people who write their Christmas cards in the third person (“Joyce is enjoying Bunko. Yeah, Joyce, we know you wrote this letter.”). And on her nice list . . . well, she’s working on that one. Here, no celebration is off-limits. The essays include: • You Can Keep Your Cookies, I’m Just Here for the Booze • Nice Halloween Costume. Was Skank Sold Out? • Why You Won’t Be Invited to Our Chinese New Year Party From hosting an ill-fated Chinese New Year party, to receiving horrible gifts from her husband on Mother’s Day, to reluctantly telling her son the truth about the Easter Bunny, Mann knows the challenge of navigating the holidays while keeping her sanity intact. And even if she can’t get out of attending another Christmas cookie exchange, at least she can try again next year. Praise for Spending the Holidays with People I Want to Punch in the Throat “Mann’s writing has transcended from witty anecdotes and complaints to notable satire. Hidden among the many laugh-out-loud zingers are lessons on how we relate to each other, and how ridiculous parenting culture has become.”—Associated Press “Following the success of her first book, she is now punching throats at holidays, starting from her being age two and continuing to the present, where she is a harried mother bemoaning not just Christmas but all holidays. . . . Harried holiday haters will chuckle and perhaps see themselves somewhere in Mann’s lifetime dislike of and misbehavior during America’s increasingly commercialized celebrations.”—Booklist “The cure for my cold holiday spirit this year is the sidesplitting new book by Jen Mann. . . . Mann delivers her signature punch lines and sharp critique on the oftentimes ridiculous shenanigans of the modern family. Her ability to make an otherwise boring subject come alive with colorful personalities, biting sarcasm, and impressively astute observations on suburban culture is what makes Mann so much fun to read and so easy to relate to.”—The Huffington Post “A lighthearted, laugh-out-loud book . . . with a feel of peeking into a diary.”—Mommy’s Memorandum “It really does make you laugh out loud.”—Shooting Stars Mag “A quick and delightful read that you can sneak in right before bed or when the kids are finally napping.”—FangirlNation “Grab a cup of hot cocoa, sit back and enjoy Jen’s latest collection of humorous rants dissecting the ‘most wonderful time’ of the year. She unleashes her biting wit and hilarious opinions on everything from cookie exchanges to annual humblebrag Christmas letters from overachieving moms to horrifying Christmases of her childhood.”—Creating Serenity “[Mann] has really mastered the short story format. . . . She packs the maximum amount of funny into the fewest words, and many of these essays are downright hilarious. . . . If you’ve read and liked her other books, you will definitely want to read this one, too.”—Bug Bug Book Reviews
People I Want To Punch In The Throat
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Author : Awesome Journals
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2017-06-04
People I Want To Punch In The Throat written by Awesome Journals and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-06-04 with categories.
Funny blank line journal for all the people you want to punch in the throat.
People I Want To Punch In The Throat The Official Blank Book
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Author : Jen Mann
language : en
Publisher: Independently Published
Release Date : 2019-03-31
People I Want To Punch In The Throat The Official Blank Book written by Jen Mann and has been published by Independently Published this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-03-31 with Humor categories.
Do you have a list of people that you want Punch in the Throat? I think you do. Get the Official Blank Book and write them down so you never forget these people. This is a notebook with 150 blank pages waiting for you to fill up. Instead of real violence, just write down your deepest thoughts and avoid the confrontations.There might be confusion since there are other books by Jen Mann with the same title, so for those in the back: This book is EMPTY. It's a journal. There are no words on the 150 pages. It's just sitting there aching for your words. Make a list, write a story, draw a picture, release your inner poet, rant, rave, laugh, cry!! You can do it all in this BLANK book. Because every page in this book is BLANK. There are NO WORDS in this book. If you want words, get Jen's other books.
People I Want To Punch In The Throat
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Author : Alfonzo Maloy
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
Release Date : 2014-02-07
People I Want To Punch In The Throat written by Alfonzo Maloy and has been published by Createspace Independent Pub this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-02-07 with Humor categories.
130 blank pages, lined, to write down all those people that deserve a punch in the throat.
People I Want To Punch In The Throat Journal
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Author : Smw Publishing
language : en
Publisher: Independently Published
Release Date : 2019-01-07
People I Want To Punch In The Throat Journal written by Smw Publishing and has been published by Independently Published this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-01-07 with Humor categories.
people i want to punch in the throat notebook 7" x 10"
The Elf On The Shelf Girl Lt
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Author : Carol V. Aebersold
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2012-09-30
The Elf On The Shelf Girl Lt written by Carol V. Aebersold and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-09-30 with categories.
BOX SET WITH BOOK AND LT GIRL ELF DOLL