Santa Claus Heard A Fart

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Santa Claus Heard A Fart

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Author : Olaf Falafel
language : en
Publisher: HarperCollins Children's Books
Release Date : 2020-09-08

Santa Claus Heard A Fart written by Olaf Falafel and has been published by HarperCollins Children's Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-09-08 with Juvenile Fiction categories.

Father Christmas Heard A Fart

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Author : Olaf Falafel
language : en
Publisher: HarperCollins Children's Books
Release Date : 2019-10-03

Father Christmas Heard A Fart written by Olaf Falafel and has been published by HarperCollins Children's Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-10-03 with categories.

The side-splitting festive follow-up to Old MacDonald Heard a Fart, from hilarious picture book superstar, Olaf Falafel. "Father Christmas heard a fart ... E-I-E-I-O!" Father Christmas is getting ready to deliver the presents - but he keeps getting distracted by some VERY rude noises! Who keeps FARTING?! Could such a big noise actually be coming from someone rather small...' More windy fun is in store in this brilliant picture book by the sensational Olaf Falafel. Featuring helpful do-it-yourself instructions so you can fart along to your heart's content and drive your family nuts during the holidays, it's set to be the ultimate stocking filler for Christmas! Fans of The Dinosaur That Pooped series will love this tongue-in-cheek Christmas tale. Perfect for ages 4 and up.

The Day My Fart Followed Santa Up The Chimney

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Author : Ben Jackson
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2016-11-25

The Day My Fart Followed Santa Up The Chimney written by Ben Jackson and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-11-25 with Juvenile Fiction categories.

The Day My Fart Followed Santa Up The Chimney is a beautifully illustrated journey of Timmy's best friend the Little Fart and Santa Clause as they help deliver presents and spread happiness and joy. There's always plenty of laughter and giggles as the Little Fart attempts to help the only way he knows how.

Father Christmas Heard A Parp

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Author : Olaf Falafel
language : en
Publisher: HarperCollins UK
Release Date : 2017-10-05

Father Christmas Heard A Parp written by Olaf Falafel and has been published by HarperCollins UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-10-05 with Juvenile Fiction categories.

The side-splitting festive follow-up to Old MacDonald Heard a Parp, from hilarious picture book superstar, Olaf Falafel.

Old Macdonald Heard A Fart From The Past

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Author : Olaf Falafel
language : en
Publisher: HarperCollins Children's Books
Release Date : 2020-05-05

Old Macdonald Heard A Fart From The Past written by Olaf Falafel and has been published by HarperCollins Children's Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-05-05 with Juvenile Fiction categories.

Santa Claus

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Author : Todd Graham
language : en
Publisher: iUniverse
Release Date : 2018-12-01

Santa Claus written by Todd Graham and has been published by iUniverse this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-12-01 with Fiction categories.

Christmas has been under attack for years, thanks to the evil Ice Queen and her mother, Emma Frostbite, the Empress of the North. With the power of a troll army and Nutcracker war machine behind them, the Queen and her mother have now set their sights on the last remaining Christmas stronghold, the twin cities of Feliz and Navidad. Now that Christmas bells, songs, and the spirit have been taken away for good, this just may be the end of Christmas in the world. Sixteen-year-old orphan Nicholas Claus isn’t about to let this happen. Fueled by an indomitable Christmas spirit, Nicholas embarks on a quest to seek help from a mysterious woman called Christmas Carol, stop the Ice Queen, and hopefully restore Christmas to its ultimate glory. While following clues hidden in a special snow globe, he is joined by allies as they attempt to find Christmas Carol and battle forces bent on destroying the holiday. As Nicholas and his friends set out on a hero’s mission to Tannenbaum, Feliz, Navidad, and the North Pole, he has no idea that his journey is about to lead him to receive the best Christmas gift ever. Santa Claus: The First Noel continues the tale of a young man’s quest to save Christmas from the destructive claws of an evil Ice Queen and her frosty mother.

I Saw Zombies Eating Santa Claus

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Author : S.G. Browne
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2012-10-30

I Saw Zombies Eating Santa Claus written by S.G. Browne and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-10-30 with Fiction categories.

“One of America’s best satiric novelists” (Kirkus Reviews), S. G. Browne seamlessly gift wraps this horrific and hilarious sequel to his “extremely strong” (Publishers Weekly, starred review) zombie novel Breathers. He sees you when you’re sleeping . . . he knows when you’re undead. How does the leader of a failed zombie civil rights movement from California rescue a group of his undead brethren and help a lonely Breather girl as he hides from a band of medical researchers while disguised as Santa Claus? If you’ve never believed in Christmas miracles, then you wouldn’t understand. Andy Warner has just escaped from a zombie research facility in Portland, Oregon, where he’s been subjected to experimental testing for the past year. With Christmas just days away, Andy figures that donning a jolly old St. Nick costume to throw off his would-be captors is just the ticket. But he never expects to encounter a sweet, lonesome nine-year-old girl who not only reminds Andy of the family he’s lost but who thinks he’s the real Santa. He also doesn’t count on being recognized as last year’s national quasi-celebrity by a clandestine group of decaying supporters who look to him for leadership. For the living and the undead, this unforgettable holiday tale will truly put on display just who is gnawing and who is nice. . . .

The Truth About Santa Claus

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Author : Alan Barrington
language : en
Publisher: Evergreen Press (AL)
Release Date : 1997-10

The Truth About Santa Claus written by Alan Barrington and has been published by Evergreen Press (AL) this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1997-10 with Christmas categories.

The true story of St. Nicholas and the real meaning behind our Christmas celebrations.

Santa S World Introducing Santa S Elf Series

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Author : Joe Moore
language : en
Publisher: The North Pole Press
Release Date : 2015-01-08

Santa S World Introducing Santa S Elf Series written by Joe Moore and has been published by The North Pole Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-01-08 with Juvenile Fiction categories.

Santa's World, Introducing Santa's Elf Series What if I told you Santa Claus needed a great deal of help all year? Almost every person has heard the stories and legends about his famous Christmas Eve journeys. But few know about his helpers and what they do all year long. Santa has a great many elves who make the things he accomplishes possible. Santa, with the help of the North Pole, developed a series to teach young and old alike about some of his best elves. This series explains what they do at the North Pole through rhyme and beautiful illustrations. Beginning with this book, Santa's World, he talks about how it would be impossible to do his job without help. More importantly, Santa's World explains the genuine reason why Santa brings gifts. It is because he wants to demonstrate God's love, and remind them of the greatest gift of all time. That is, and always has been, the real reason of Christmas. The author also added a special message from Santa Claus about showing respect by saying please, thank you, and excuse me when interrupting or bumping into someone. Something all children should learn and practice everyday. About Santa's Elf Series© by the author, Joe Moore: Even as I was writing the first novel in the Santa Claus Trilogy, I envisioned an entire world at the top of the globe. I knew the most die-hard believer in Santa Claus would realize that this magical gift-giver would need assistance in achieving his task at Christmas. So I began to think about who these helpers were, and what their responsibilities to Santa might be. Then I started writing. And to my surprise, as I wrote, the stories came out of me in rhyme! The cadence and beat of the verses were lyrical. As I spoke to others, including a good many teachers and librarians, they told me this was the easiest way for children to learn and that I should keep the verses coming. I also heard from parents about their frustrations trying to instruct their children in the primary lessons of life; such as picking up after themselves, being polite, sharing, brushing their teeth, and so on. So I put a special message from Santa Claus at the end of each story about each of these lessons. Even complex problems like bullying, showing gratitude, and listening to elders gets addressed in these books. It never hurts to learn these lessons throughout the year. I wrote nearly 20 books in this series, each focusing on a particular elf and their role to Santa. My wife and illustrator, Mary, is doing her best to get these magical tales drawn and into your child's hands. Since she works so hard fully illustrating every page and includes elements like shapes, colors, and even geography, it takes her a little while to complete each book. We have a half dozen released and more “in the works.” I have already heard about new traditions started during Christmas with my Santa Claus Trilogy and families. I am hoping that these will also become part of your celebrations. Make Santa's Elf Series© a new tradition for your family and collect the entire series. The following is a list of the currently published books in the series: Santa's World, Introducing Santa's Elf Series Jamie Hardrock, Chief Mining Elf Shelley Wrapitup, Master Design Elf Keeney Eagleye, Naughty/Nice List Manager Sarah Buttons, Master Dollmaker Ford MacHarley, Master Wheelsmith Learning can be fun! As this book proves, while reading the rhyming verses, they can learn about Santa Claus and his wonderful elves while looking at the beautiful illustrations. They also learn the real meaning of Christmas and how to stay on Santa's nice list.

When Santa Fell To Earth

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Author : Cornelia Funke
language : en
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Release Date : 2011-10-01

When Santa Fell To Earth written by Cornelia Funke and has been published by Scholastic Inc. this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-10-01 with Juvenile Fiction categories.

A crash-landing puts Christmas in peril in this quirky, funny, and heartwarming holiday classic from the New York Times–bestselling author of Inkheart. Scared by a storm, Twinklestar, the least reliable reindeer, bolts—causing Santa and his sleigh to crash-land. And though Santa has dropped into a friendly neighborhood, he’s not safe: Jeremiah Goblynch, the ruthless new leader of the Council of Yuleland, is determined to put an end to children’s wishes and turn the holiday season into his own personal moneymaking scheme. As the last REAL St. Nick around, only Santa stands between Goblynch and his grinchlike plan. With the help and hope of kids Charlotte and Ben, Santa must face Goblynch and his Nutcracker goons to save Christmas! “Wonderfully imaginative details, adventure, danger, and a brave young Santa who fights to preserve all that is magical and special about Christmas make this a perfect read over a mug of hot chocolate on a cold winter’s night.” —School Library Journal “The humor, plus some unusual character types, sets this apart from the general run of holiday tales.” —Kirkus Reviews