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Santa Responds
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Author : Santa Claus
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2008-09-23
Santa Responds written by Santa Claus and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-09-23 with Humor categories.
Ever wonder what Santa does with all those letters? (And all those cookies?) After a particularly long, cold night staring at nine smelly reindeer butts, the old man lets loose with the real answers to those stupid, whiny, hard-to-read letters from kids. Turns out, we really do get what we deserve. Dear Billy, I know you honestly believe that the good deeds you rattled off represent your behavior for the entire past year rather than the activities that occurred during the two hours leading up to the writing of this letter. Two hours of good behavior hardly justifies a new Playstation, let alone a trip to Disney World!! Your pal, Santa
Santa Responds
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Author : Santa Claus
language : en
Publisher: Running Press
Release Date : 2008-09-23
Santa Responds written by Santa Claus and has been published by Running Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-09-23 with Humor categories.
Ever wonder what Santa does with all those letters? (And all those cookies?) After a particularly long, cold night staring at nine smelly reindeer butts, the old man lets loose with the real answers to those stupid, whiny, hard-to-read letters from kids. Turns out, we really do get what we deserve. Dear Billy, I know you honestly believe that the good deeds you rattled off represent your behavior for the entire past year rather than the activities that occurred during the two hours leading up to the writing of this letter. Two hours of good behavior hardly justifies a new Playstation, let alone a trip to Disney World!! Your pal, Santa
The Dragon World The Tale Of Two Santa S
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Author : Kenneth Dennis
language : en
Publisher: Kenneth C Dennis
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The Dragon World The Tale Of Two Santa S written by Kenneth Dennis and has been published by Kenneth C Dennis this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Rebecca Helmsley's husband dies in January 2020 and must make a life before the Coronavirus happens and returns to her job. She is furloughed from her job when COVID-19 stay at home orders hits and went into depression. Santa receives two letters from her kids and performs a selfless act of asking Santa Claus for help, and Santa goes and visit them a week before Christmas. He then got transported into the dragon world by the Aragorn Dragons. Santa Claws, Storm and Blake must return Santa back to the human world and save the dragon and human world Christmas before the King Aragorn (Evil Elf) and his clan of dragons destroy Christmas. This is one story that you can pass down to your kids.
Santa S Answers From Beginner To Pro
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Author : Santa Uva
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-02-13
Santa S Answers From Beginner To Pro written by Santa Uva and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-02-13 with categories.
BLACK & WHITE PHOTOS ONLY - INSIDE!Santa's Answers is a straightforward book with How-to photos and suggestions.Written by, Santa, Michael G. Uva at Ho* Ho* Ho* Publishing.Note from The Author!I have compiled the information for this book from a lot of great Santa sources. Either by speaking to them at FORBS or IBRBS meetings, researching books, and being a Santa Claus for almost 15 years now.I have worked at:The Grove - in Los Angeles.The Bel-Air Hotel. - Bel Air, Ca.TV Commercials - Rocket Mortgage.Gwen Stefani - You Make It Feel Like Christmas!A Legendary Christmas with John and Chrissy Legend.Many years ago, I became an accidental Santa. From that, I ended up an accidental SAG actor. All due to an off chance of me just filling in a single time as the BIG guy! What's funny is, I, like most all of the Santa's that I have spoken to, never became Santa's to make money! (The paying job offers just seem to come out of nowhere.)Inside this book are many - BLACK AND WHITE - HOW TO - PHOTOS. (Why, B&W? - Keeps down the book prices)FULL COLOR AVAILABLE - at an increased price - due to the cost of manufacturing!In this book are examples of: Rosy Cheeks... for a dollar!How to make "Quick & Easy" Santa Footprints.Nice List! - Handouts! A simple, low-cost post card or 8 1⁄2 X 11 size paper idea that you can make your own version of and hand them out. Your clients will love them!So, Mom's, Dad's, Auntie's, Uncle's, if you want to make children think you are the real deal? Check-out this book! There are many tips on inexpensive ways to make being Santa a little less costly. This book may also help a few freshmen Santa's improve their events.Some Questions asked of Santa Mike Uva:Are you the perfect Santa?Answer: No. I'm more of a Papa Smurf kind of guy! You know, a small, Red-Santa suited, human-like creature.What gives you the right to write a book on Santa?Answer: Fifteen years of doing so.Why did you write it?Answer: I just like helping people out when I can. (Maybe, that is why I was drawn to be a Santa.) If you are curious, I put a few words and some photos in the very back of this book about me. Later, if you feel like it, you can check out that section. (My Santa life progression and travels is a bit of fun!)But I'm betting right now, the reason you are reading this book is to learn how the Professional make Santa's, come to life. There are also many questions in this book that have been answered. Like these...How do I look like a professional Santa on a tight budget?Where do I purchase a reasonably priced "Beginners" Santa suit? What's an inexpensive tip for cleaning the Santa suit? All answered inside.Plus, there are plenty of, "Tricks of the Santa Trade" inside as well!More questions, more T.O.T's. and, Santa's Thoughts."I never use the word bigger when I speak to children." Why?Example:"Oh my, look how "big" you are?" (Could imply "fat or heavier")So, I simply ask them, "Have you grown taller from last year?"Remember, "THE NUMBER ONE-SANTA RULE!" - BOTH HANDS IN THE PICTURE! (Helps Reduce Liability Problems) Unseen hands... Throw them high into the air and appear like you are waving in the photo!I have heard this from my client's guest on many occasions,"Hey, you should call that Santa guy that always smells like fresh baked sugar cookies!"That sort of recognizable catchphrase will give you, a Santa, the "Shiny Apple" effect.(We all want to pick that shiny apple out when buying produce, don't we?)If you decide to become a Professional Santa and spread cheer, good for you, great for all.Believe me when I say, years ago, when I first became a Santa, I never expected a dime, but I have since received thousands of extra cookies a year when I turned professional! That is a ho-ho-ho lot of milk and cookies!ORDED NOW!Look for my other books on Amazon!
Yes Virginia There Is A Santa
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Author : Francis Pharcellus Church
language : en
Publisher: Delacorte Press
Release Date : 2009-10-21
Yes Virginia There Is A Santa written by Francis Pharcellus Church and has been published by Delacorte Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-10-21 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
A beautifully illustrated gift edition based on the legendary letter and essay that appeared in 1897 in The New York Sun. That letter and its editorial response have become a Christmastime legend. Little did F.P. Church know back in 1897 that his response would come to stand for the affirmation of all the joy and magic of the holiday season.
Santa S Journey To The Rock
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Author : Roxanne Bowman
language : en
Publisher: LifeRich Publishing
Release Date : 2020-06-23
Santa S Journey To The Rock written by Roxanne Bowman and has been published by LifeRich Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-06-23 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
This opens with YOU the reader searching for the legendary North Pole and Santa. You run interference with the surly submarine captain has been hired to take up to the Highest North destination of earth. Once there after arguments about how to search so you don’t kill yourself, you go outside for the first run, but You find “the spot”. Dive in feet first, you find no crash down but a gentle landing into an idyllic world. You find a very disgruntled and depressed Santa who has really LOST it. As far as he is concerned, there is no more use for him or Christmas, all his spirit is gone. A very concerned Mama Claus conceives in her mind to use HER Christmas magic and spirit with the help of all the supervisor elves (and YOU as a silent unseen observer) on a journey to find out the reason of Christmas. Go with us on a journey through the good things and the bad things of the eras of Christmas. Go through war torn challenges, go through political angsts of today and yesterday. Find meanings of Santa’s through his first name and what the original focus of what spurred him into action.. You begin to believe that which you too thought was nothing more than fantasy.
Letters To Santa Claus
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Author : The Elves
language : en
Publisher: Indiana University Press
Release Date : 2015-10-05
Letters To Santa Claus written by The Elves and has been published by Indiana University Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-10-05 with Social Science categories.
A “poignant” collection of real letters sent to Santa Claus—a town in Indiana—from the 1930s to the twenty-first century, from both children and adults (The New York Times). For countless Christmases, children—and sometimes adults—have stuffed their dreams, wishes, and promises into envelopes. Over many decades, millions of these letters have poured into Santa Claus, Indiana. Arriving from all corners of the globe, the letters ask for toys, family reunions, snow, and help for the needy—sometimes the needy being the writers themselves. They are candid, heartfelt, and often blunt. Many children wonder how Santa gets into their chimneyless homes. One child reminds Santa that she has not hit her brothers over 1,350 times that year, and another respectfully requests two million dollars in “cold cash.” One child hopes to make his life better with a time machine, an adult woman asks for a man, and one miscreant actually threatens Santa’s reindeer! Containing more than 250 actual letters and envelopes from the naughty and nice reaching back to the 1930s, this moving book will touch hearts and bring back memories of a time in our lives when the man with a white beard and a red suit held out the hope that our wishes might come true. “Often very affecting . . . also offers an unusual window into American history.” —Library Journal “The letters . . . are alternately silly and somber, hilarious and heartfelt.” —The Weekly Standard
The Real Magic Of Santa Claus
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Author : Anthony N. Canamucio
language : en
Publisher: Anthony Nicholas Canamucio
Release Date : 2009-10-21
The Real Magic Of Santa Claus written by Anthony N. Canamucio and has been published by Anthony Nicholas Canamucio this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-10-21 with categories.
Ages 8-12 A child asking the question, "Is Santa real?" does not want to wait through a movie or a longer book to get their answer. They are expecting a yes or a no right away. This book is a thoughtful way to expand on that answer, written and drawn to be understood and enjoyed by children who are eight to eleven or twelve. Every child gets older and has questions about Santa Claus. This time need not be one of sadness and disappointment-for the child or the adult. "The Real Magic of Santa Claus" is a lesson in love and sharing. The goal of the book is, in five or ten minutes, to turn what is sometimes a disappointing yes-or-no answer, into a cherished experience for both the child and parent or grand-parent. "The Real Magic of Santa Claus" answers a child's questions honestly in such a way that the reader will come to their own conclusion as to whether or not Santa is a man in a red suit. They go on to discover that they are now part of the story, and that the heart of a generous orphan boy from Turkey can live on in them, as it has in millions for over a thousand years. They'll discover that this is much more magical than flying reindeer. (c) 2009 Canamucio
The Santa Claus Document
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Author : Dale Urbanowicz
language : en
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Release Date : 2009-10-28
The Santa Claus Document written by Dale Urbanowicz and has been published by Xlibris Corporation this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-10-28 with Fiction categories.
For hundreds of years, the story of Santa Claus and his reindeer have endeared many people the world over. Parents and children alike have loved the story. But for all my cognitive years, I have had trouble accepting some parts of the story. You see, as I grew older and wiser, I started doubting some of the storylines. For instance, I questioned how was it that Santa could put all those gifts of all the children of the world into that tiny sleigh? Why, the weight of the gifts alone would crush the sleigh to pulp! Or, how can a reindeer fly? Questions like that, and others, bothered me no end. I needed answers. So, in my search for the answers to my questions, I would probe my parents to explain to me just how could Santa Claus do things that ordinary people like you and me could not do? Like slide down chimneys without getting dirty? But alas, my curiosity was never quelled by their feeble answers . So I was left to myself to find my own answers, or forever go unsatisfied in life This is why, with great relief, I was informed of a certain document that was being kept by the NorthPole Times that contained the answers to all my boyhood questions, regarding this jolly old, red suited elf I cannot reveal my source of information, so don't ask for names. Suffice it to say that the information was true, and I was able to get hold of this paper. So now, with permission from all parties involved, I pass on to you, the world, the information you need to answer the tough questions that YOUR children will be asking of you. Now without further delay, reprinted in its entirety, is the interview of "Santa Claus" and "Zeke" the North Pole Times reporter.
A Message From Santa
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Author : Camille Klump
language : en
Publisher: Page Publishing Inc
Release Date : 2022-11-03
A Message From Santa written by Camille Klump and has been published by Page Publishing Inc this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-11-03 with Fiction categories.
From the author of The Four Paws and a Tale trilogy comes this insightful and compelling Christmas story. Santa is worried that people do not believe they are responsible for destroying the delicate balance of the North Pole, home to the elves, reindeer, starflowers, arctic berries, northern lights, and some very special animals. The elves in the workshop are sick, and so are the reindeer, the flowers and berries have not blossomed, the Christmas crystals have not appeared, there is no snow in the arctic lands, and the northern lights cannot be seen. It seems that the magic of Christmas might be lost forever. One Christmas Eve, Santa appears in the dreams of children and asks for their help. Old St. Nicks of yesteryears also visit parents and grandparents as they sleep.St. Nicks of the past hint to the older generation that they have failed to preserve the magic of Christmas by allowing technology and progress to disturb the arctic lands.Human activity in and around the north pole will spell a very dismal future for the world. Santa does, however, reveal a promising future, where children and parents are engaged and active in protecting the forests, glaciers, oceans, rivers, lakes, and animals. He implores the young and the old to leave this beautiful world a little better than they found it and begins to enlist the help of some very special humans to live and work in the North Pole. Through conservation efforts and under the guidance of Father Christmas and Sugar Shot, the chief woodland elf, they begin to preserve and restore the arctic lands so that the magic of Christmas would endure for all generations.