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Santa Sees You Wanker
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Author : Holly Books
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-12
Santa Sees You Wanker written by Holly Books and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-12 with categories.
Ready to relax and get creative? A fun Christmas swear word coloring book unlike any other! The Perfect Gifts For Christmas
Santa He Sees You When
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Author : Cindy Wilhite
language : en
Publisher: Lulu.com
Release Date : 2009-09-11
Santa He Sees You When written by Cindy Wilhite and has been published by Lulu.com this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-09-11 with categories.
Do you ever wonder what Santa is doing all year long - when he isn't making toys? And how does he know if you've been bad or good? Is he watching through all of the seasons of the year and not just in December? In "Santa, He Sees You When..." you get a little glimse into what he might be seeing in each month leading up to that all important day we all look forward to each year -- CHRISTMAS. Santa is not just for Christmas any more -- this is a book to read year round, a reminder to BE GOOD all of the time -- he might just be nearby.
Santa Maybe
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Author : Mary Jayne Baker
language : en
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
Release Date : 2022-10-13
Santa Maybe written by Mary Jayne Baker and has been published by Bloomsbury Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-10-13 with Fiction categories.
Get in the Christmas spirit with this charming and funny festive rom-com perfect for fans of Elena Armas, Sophie Kinsella and Catherine Walsh! It's going to be a holly jolly Christmas... Toy Store owner Elodie Martin is not one to get into the festive spirit but nothing gets her fired up more than the chance to get one over on her nemesis, Callum Ashley – the frosty, infuriatingly handsome owner of the local department store. Christmas is the only time she can compete thanks to her grandad Jim, everyone's favourite Santa Claus. But when he has to unexpectedly hang up his red suit, Elodie is at risk of losing the business for good and has no choice but to rely on last-minute replacement out-of-work actor Nick Winter. Can a sprinkling of Christmas magic warm Callum's heart and help Elodie find her happily-ever-after? Or is it just possible that love is to be found a little bit closer to home? Readers love Santa Maybe! 'Oh my heart!!! Mary Jayne Baker has straightened her crown and taken her seat back on the throne, fully deserving of a QUEEN title... I have literally been transported by this book... impossible to put down... It's a must read!!' littlemissbooklover87, 5 stars 'Santa Maybe is a great big love triangle with tinsel and flashing tree lights decked all over it... Impossibly, breathtakingly romantic... Invitingly sigh-worthy... reality wrapped in a shimmery sheen of hopes and hearts fulfilled.' SparklyPrettyBriiiight, 5 stars 'A five-star read that is worthy of any Santa list... So sweet and funny and had me so wrapped up that I sobbed buckets!!... I am well into the Christmas spirit now.' NetGalley Reviewer, 5 stars 'Aw, what a wonderful festive romance and with such a perfect ending!... This is such a brilliant story and the perfect festive romance to read this Christmas!... The ending is good and so perfect... I can't believe how much I have enjoyed reading this and how I couldn't stop turning the pages! Just want to re-read it again already!' thestrawberrypost 'A gorgeous story that takes all the ingredients of a perfect romantic comedy, and adds that extra sprinkle of Christmas magic to the mix... There is so much here to laugh out loud about, but Baker also knows how to reduce you to a weeping mess – and I loved every extra sparkly magical festive moment.' @brownflopsy, 5 stars 'I loved this so much... Think Miracle on 34th Street vibes, I could see this as a movie, it really was so good!!!!' @reemareads, 5 stars 'It had a You've Got Mail vibe to it and I loved that... Super festive and uplifting... If you're looking for a super festive and speedy read then I'd definitely recommend Santa Maybe.' @youngcreativepress 'Loved this christmassy read. Lovely story very enjoyable will be rereading come December.' @SarahOates10, 5 stars 'Fun festive rom com in book form, that made me smile... Enjoyable quick read, savour with a mug of hot chocolate and marshmallows.' @librarianwithattitude1 'This is a sweet and lovely story; it will make you laugh and believe in love... Because, let's be honest, love is a little bit magic, it happens the moment you least expect it and it transforms your life... You'll have to read the book to know all the answers! And believe me when I say that this is a book that will make you smile!' Varietats2010 'Wonderful Christmas book... filled with so much love, warmth and Christmas spirit. Wonderful.' NetGalley Reviewer, 5 stars 'I have never read a Mary Jayne Baker book I didn't love. This one was no exception... A fun book which I enjoyed reading, whatever the season.' Goodreads Reviewer, 5 stars 'Another smash. This book is funny and clever, with a resolution to a potential love triangle that was done in a careful and believable manner... Add this to your Christmas reads.' Sikonat, 5 stars 'An absolute joy to read – it was gorgeously festive and I was so invested in the characters, even the ones I didn't want to like.' christmaslover1985, 5 stars
Santa Baby
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Author : Katie Price
language : en
Publisher: Random House
Release Date : 2011-10-27
Santa Baby written by Katie Price and has been published by Random House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-10-27 with Fiction categories.
A romantic Christmas book from the bestselling Katie Price, featuring her most popular character, Angel Summer. Angel Summer is Katie's most popular character.We first met her when she was Britain's No 1 glamour model in Katie's first novel, Angel, and then in Angel Uncovered. Now in Katie's seventh novel, Santa Baby, Angel's glamour days are behind her, she's happily married to Cal and hoping to have another baby. But, as ever, drama is just around the corner, when Angel meets her half sister Tiffany for the first time..... As soon as they meet, Angel and Tiffany feel as if they've know each other for years, and before she knows it, Tiffany is working as a stylist on Angel's TV programme and going out with Raul, a Brazilian racing driver who has all the girls after him. If only Angel's sexy bodyguard Sean could be as welcoming. Obviously he has things on his mind, like the kidnap threat hanging over Angel and her daughter Honey. As everyone gathers at Angel and Cal's mansion for Christmas, Sean's defences finally drop. But as he relaxes, Tiffany finds herself in terrible danger....
Merry Fucking Christmas Sweary Christmas Coloring Book For Adults
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Author : Christmas Gifts101
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-12-06
Merry Fucking Christmas Sweary Christmas Coloring Book For Adults written by Christmas Gifts101 and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-12-06 with categories.
The Best Christmas Gift Ideas - Fun, Stress Relieving Coloring Book For Adults - The perfect gift or present for your ... friends, co-workers, and xmas gift exchanges! This Impolite Adult Coloring Book Features: 50 Delectable Coloring Pages Perfect gift for yourself or someone with a good sense of humor Single-Sided Pages At 8.5x11 Made in USA Some of the words and expressions you'll come accross: Merry Christmas, B*tch Get The F*ck Out Merry F*cking xmas Santa Sees You Wanker ! Get Yours Now !
Cut Run
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Author : Madeleine Urban
language : en
Publisher: Dreamspinner Press
Release Date : 2008-09-01
Cut Run written by Madeleine Urban and has been published by Dreamspinner Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-09-01 with Fiction categories.
A series of murders in New York City has stymied the police and FBI alike, and they suspect the culprit is a single killer sending an indecipherable message. But when the two federal agents assigned to the investigation are taken out, the FBI takes a more personal interest in the case. Special Agent Ty Grady is pulled out of undercover work after his case blows up in his face. He's cocky, abrasive, and indisputably the best at what he does. But when he's paired with Special Agent Zane Garrett, it's hate at first sight. Garrett is the perfect image of an agent: serious, sober, and focused, which makes their partnership a classic cliche: total opposites, good cop-bad cop, the odd couple. They both know immediately that their partnership will pose more of an obstacle than the lack of evidence left by the murderer. Practically before their special assignment starts, the murderer strikes again - this time at them. Now on the run, trying to track down a man who has focused on killing his pursuers, Grady and Garrett will have to figure out how to work together before they become two more notches in the murderer's knife."
Saving Romford
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Author : John Mycroft
language : en
Publisher: Lulu.com
Release Date : 2009-04-22
Saving Romford written by John Mycroft and has been published by Lulu.com this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-04-22 with Fiction categories.
Mike Fendalton is a once-in-a-generation programmer - totally inept and unspeakably unlucky. His life in Braintree, Essex, revolves around the pub, work and failing to get lucky with women. So it comes as a major surprise when aliens abduct him to help them fix their enormous, out-of-control planetary defence system. It is an event that is to change his life completely."Saving Romford" is a humorous antidote to those books and television programs about genius programmers who can divert enemy missiles and break into the Pentagon's computers using nothing but a cellphone and a laptop. Our hero is a 9 to 5 slob who is far more concerned with his own well-being than that of his long-suffering employer.Saving Romford is proving to be a very popular book with computer people and as a retirement or birthday gift for people in the computer industry.
Touch Geaux
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Author : Abigail Roux
language : en
Publisher: Riptide Publishing
Release Date : 2013-04-08
Touch Geaux written by Abigail Roux and has been published by Riptide Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-04-08 with Fiction categories.
After having their faces plastered across the news during a high-profile case, FBI Special Agents Ty Grady and Zane Garrett have become more useful to the Bureau posing for photo ops than working undercover. Just as Zane is beginning to consider retirement a viable option, Ty receives a distress call from a friend, leading them to a city rife with echoes from the past. New Orleans wears its history on its streets, and it's the one place Ty's face could get him killed. Surrounded by trouble as soon as they land, Ty and Zane are swiftly confronted with a past from which Ty can't hide — one with a surprising connection to Zane's. As threats close in from all directions, both men must come to terms with the lives they've led and the lies they've told. They soon discover that not all their secrets are out yet, and nothing lasts forever.
Los Angeles Magazine
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Author :
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2003-12
Los Angeles Magazine written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2003-12 with categories.
Los Angeles magazine is a regional magazine of national stature. Our combination of award-winning feature writing, investigative reporting, service journalism, and design covers the people, lifestyle, culture, entertainment, fashion, art and architecture, and news that define Southern California. Started in the spring of 1961, Los Angeles magazine has been addressing the needs and interests of our region for 48 years. The magazine continues to be the definitive resource for an affluent population that is intensely interested in a lifestyle that is uniquely Southern Californian.
Secret Diary Of A Demented Housewife
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Author : Niamh Greene
language : en
Publisher: Penguin UK
Release Date : 2007-10-25
Secret Diary Of A Demented Housewife written by Niamh Greene and has been published by Penguin UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007-10-25 with Fiction categories.
When Susie's maiden aunt gives her a housekeeping journal, she expects Susie to use it for jotting down nutritious recipes and planning household budgets. But Susie has more important things on her mind ... ... Like how to keep sane while trying to control a four-year-old diva who thinks she's Judy Garland, as well as a thrill-seeking toddler with a death wish. Not to mention managing a demanding husband who expects a home-cooked meal at least once a fortnight and inconsiderate parents who seem to think luxury spa breaks are more important than spending time with their grandchildren. On top of that, there's the small matter of the Lone Father at the children's play group who is clearly smitten and Susie's passing interest in Posh'n'Becks, Wayne and Colleen, Brad'n'Jen'n'Angelina ... Susie's journal chronicles a hectic year in the life of a stay at home mother, whose one ambition is to possess an outfit that is free of snot stains.