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Sausagey Santa
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Author : Carlton Mellick, III
language : en
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Release Date : 2013-10
Sausagey Santa written by Carlton Mellick, III and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-10 with Fiction categories.
Santa isn't the jolly old elf as portrayed in Children's stories. He's a bit more grotesque than that. His eyes are pimento-stuffed olives, his teeth are walnuts, and his body is made of sausages. One snowy Christmas Eve, while visiting the Fry family, Sausagey Santa is attacked by an evil force that is driven to destroy Christmas forever. It is an anti-Christmas spirit that loathes everything having to do with children and Jesus. His name is Frosty the Neo-Nazi Snowman. After Frosty steals his magic bag of presents, Santa calls upon Matthew Fry and his wife, Decapitron (a brutish warrior woman with a peculiar Christmas fetish and a candy cane sword), to help get it back and save Christmas for everyone. It's the greatest sausage-spewing, elf-raping, zombie-killing, Transformer- fucking, reindeer-exploding, snowman-battling, adventure-rocking, bizarro Christmas story OF ALL TIME!!!
Sausagey Santa
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Author : Carlton Mellick
language : en
Publisher: Eraserhead Press
Release Date : 2006
Sausagey Santa written by Carlton Mellick and has been published by Eraserhead Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2006 with Fiction categories.
"...One snowy Christmas Eve, while visiting the Fry family, Sausagey Santa is attacked by an evil force that is driven to destroy Christmas forever. ...Santa calls upon Matthew Fry and his wife, Decapitron (a brutish warrior woman with a strange Christmas fetish and a candy cane sword), to help get it back and save Christmas for everyone."--Back cover.
Greg The Sausage Roll Santa S Little Helper
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Author : Mark Hoyle
language : en
Publisher: Penguin UK
Release Date : 2021-11-11
Greg The Sausage Roll Santa S Little Helper written by Mark Hoyle and has been published by Penguin UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-11-11 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
THE SUNDAY TIMES NO. 1 BESTSELLER The tinsel is up in the bakery, the lights are twinkling and the mince pies are sold out. It's CHRISTMAS EVE! Greg the Sausage Roll is so excited he could burst. And when he's scooped up as a last-minute treat for Santa, he's catapulted into a magical festive caper beyond his wildest dreams. Hold on tight for a spectacular sausage roll-ercoaster of an adventure! Developed and written by the social media phenomenon that is LadBaby - the king and queen of Christmas and of sausage rolls.
Greg The Sausage Roll Santa S Little Helper
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Author : Mark Hoyle
language : en
Publisher: National Geographic Books
Release Date : 2022-11-15
Greg The Sausage Roll Santa S Little Helper written by Mark Hoyle and has been published by National Geographic Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-11-15 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
The Sunday Times Number One Bestseller! The tinsel is up in the bakery, the lights are twinkling and the mince pies are sold out. It's CHRISTMAS EVE! Greg the Sausage Roll is so excited he could burst. And when he's scooped up as a last-minute treat for Santa, he's catapulted into a magical festive caper beyond his wildest dreams. Hold on tight for a spectacular sausage roll-ercoaster of an adventure! Developed and written by the social media phenomenon that is LadBaby - the king and queen of Christmas and of sausage rolls - this is set to be a truly unmissable picture book release.
Bucket Of Face
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Author : Eric Hendrixson
language : en
Publisher: Eric Hendrixson
Release Date : 2010-10
Bucket Of Face written by Eric Hendrixson and has been published by Eric Hendrixson this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-10 with Fiction categories.
Thirteen years after a police officer searching a suspected child molester's home spilled a vial of silver pollen, America is still struggling with how to recognize its sentient fruit population. Charles is just a normal guy working at a doughnut shop until an apple and a banana shoot each other in a mafia dispute, leaving a briefcase full of foreign currency and a specimen bucket at the corner booth. When Charles turns the wiseguys into doughnuts and steals their luggage, hoping for a better life for himself and his kiwi fruit girlfriend, he finds himself in the middle of a mafia war. As his girlfriend travels the DC metro area, selling off the contents of the bucket, Charles finds he is the target of a seasoned hit-tomato, who happens to be the biggest Michael Jackson fan who ever lived.
Sausage Dog Santa
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Author : Bella Swift
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2024-10-10
Sausage Dog Santa written by Bella Swift and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2024-10-10 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Stanley the sausage dog puppy can't wait to spend his first Christmas with his new family, even grumpy old cat Cleo. But he can't believe it when Cleo tells him that Santa doesn't bring presents to animals. Stanley is determined to make his new friends' Christmas wishes come true - from a cosy nest for Rosie the robin, to a messy mudbath for Florence the dalmatian. No wish is too small for the Sausage Dog Santa! But who will grant Stanley's own wish to make friends with Cleo in time for Christmas . . . ? SAUSAGE DOG SANTA is the perfect stocking filler for fans of Bella Swift's best-selling THE PUG WHO WANTED TO BE . . . series!
The Ultra Fuckers
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Author : Carlton Mellick Iii
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2008
The Ultra Fuckers written by Carlton Mellick Iii and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008 with Fiction categories.
Tony dreads the idea of going to his wife's company dinner party in Eagle Hills; the new upper-middleclass gated community that just popped up outside of Scottsdale, AZ. He hates these Southwestern-style planned suburban neighborhoods. All of the streets look the same. All of the houses look the same. All of the people look the same. Because everything in Eagle Hills looks exactly the same, Tony has trouble finding the dinner party. He quickly becomes lost in the sea of red tile roofs. The streets seem to go on forever. The addresses don't seem to make any sense. After hours of navigating the suburban labyrinth, Tony discovers that there is something terribly wrong with the Eagle Hills gated community. There is something unnatural about the houses around him. There is something inhuman about the people staring at him through the windows. And no matter how far he drives, he can't seem to find his way out. Ultra Fuckers is a work of absurd suburban horror in the tradition of Mellick's previous short novel, The Menstruating Mall.
Greg The Sausage Roll The Perfect Present
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Author : Mark Hoyle
language : en
Publisher: Random House
Release Date : 2022-11-10
Greg The Sausage Roll The Perfect Present written by Mark Hoyle and has been published by Random House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-11-10 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
This Christmas, Greg the Sausage Roll is back and this time he's swept up in an even bigger festive rollercoaster that takes him all the way to the North Pole. Get ready to meet some brand-new friends and family - Greg is a sausage roll on a mission to make this year the best Christmas EVER! Developed and written by the social media phenomenon that is LadBaby - the king and queen of Christmas and of sausage rolls - and creators of the hilarious No. 1 bestseller Greg the Sausage Roll: Santa's Little Helper.
The Egg Man
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Author : Carlton Mellick Iii
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2008
The Egg Man written by Carlton Mellick Iii and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008 with Fiction categories.
Greg The Sausage Roll Wish You Were Here
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Author : Mark Hoyle
language : en
Publisher: Random House
Release Date : 2023-06-22
Greg The Sausage Roll Wish You Were Here written by Mark Hoyle and has been published by Random House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-06-22 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Sun's out, crumbs out - Greg the Sausage Roll is SO EXCITED to be jetting off on his first-ever holiday! He's ready to hop on a plane to paradise for some FUN IN THE SUN! Karaoke, splashing in the pool, ice cream - Greg's ready to try it all and have the BEST HOLIDAY EVER! But will he miss his sausage-roll sweetheart, Gloria, and all his friends back at the bakery? Developed and written by the social media phenomenon that is LadBaby - the king and queen of sausage rolls - and creators of the hilarious No. 1 bestseller Greg the Sausage Roll: Santa's Little Helper.