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Semi Sane
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Author : Isabel Jordan
language : en
Publisher: Isabel Jordan
Release Date : 2022-02-26
Semi Sane written by Isabel Jordan and has been published by Isabel Jordan this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-02-26 with Fiction categories.
No one knows crazy quite like Dr. Violet Marchand. As the preeminent psychologist to Whispering Hope’s supernatural population, staying calm, cool, and collected in the face of crazy is sorta part of the gig. So, when she starts receiving death threats, Violet isn’t all that rattled. But when her new bodyguard turns out to be the man who betrayed her—the only man who ever came close to breaching the carefully constructed walls around her heart…well, trusting him again might just be a little too crazy, even for a pro like Violet. Nikolai Aleyev has a lifetime of sins to atone for—not the least of which is betraying Violet’s trust. She’s made it clear she wants nothing more to do with him, and he understands. She’s better off without him. It doesn’t matter that he’s broken and only semi-sane without her. But when he’s assigned to act as Violet’s bodyguard, Nikolai knows he can’t stay away. Protecting her? That’ll be easy for a dhampyre like him. Keeping his hands off her and controlling the attraction that sizzles between them with every touch? That just might be more than he can manage. When bullets—and sparks—start flying, Nikolai will put everything on the line to save Violet—his freedom, his heart, his life. Because sometimes, the line between crazy and happily ever after is razor thin, and the reward just might be worth crossing it. Semi-Sane works best if read as part of the Harper Hall Investigations series (Book 1: Semi-Charmed; Book 2: Semi-Human; Book 3: Semi-Twisted, Book 4: Semi-Broken). This book is intended for mature audiences. This book is not intended for anyone who doesn’t enjoy smart, kick-ass (literally) heroines and potty-mouthed, alpha werewolves, and who doesn’t appreciate a plethora of nerdy pop culture references. For the rest of you: happy reading! supernatural romance, paranormal romance, second chance romance, paranormal second chance romance, anti-hero romance, heroine with powers romance, light hilarious romance, adult paranormal romance, paranormal romance series, paranormal romance books for adults, grumpy protective hero paranormal romance, strong heroine romance, snarky romance, paranormal romance comedy humor, slow burn romance, vampire hunter romance, vampire slayer romance, psychic romance, female detective romance, urban fantasy romance, urban fantasy romance strong female, romantic comedy
Semi Broken
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Author : Isabel Jordan
language : en
Publisher: Isabel Jordan
Release Date : 2022-02-26
Semi Broken written by Isabel Jordan and has been published by Isabel Jordan this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-02-26 with Fiction categories.
Wolf shifter Lucas Cooper is usually up for any wild mission Harper Hall throws his way. But impersonating a doctor and breaking a woman out of the psych ward at a supernatural prison? That’s a little crazy even for him. Until he sees her. One look into her haunted blue eyes and every protective instinct he has flares to life. He’ll do anything to save her. Not that it’ll be easy. Break her out of prison? No problem. Convince her she’s not broken, undeserving of love, and incapable of redemption? That might be trickier. She’s 754821 and she’s a perfect killing machine. A nameless Sentry cleaner raised from birth to destroy paranormal threats, she’s the thing monsters fear. But then Lucas rescues her and everything changes. According to him, she has a family, a home, a purpose. To Lucas, she’s not just a number; she’s Seven, and she’s beautiful. They’re nothing alike. He’s warm, open, easy to talk to. Her? Not so much. Violence is all she’s ever known. And none of that matters when she’s in his arms. But when a threat from her past emerges to destroy the new life she’s worked so hard to forge, Seven knows she’ll need to rely on her killer instincts to protect the future she longs for with Lucas. She can only hope she doesn’t lose what’s left of her humanity—and Lucas—in the process… Semi-Broken works best if read as part of the Harper Hall Investigations series (Book 1: Semi-Charmed; Book 2: Semi-Human; Book 3: Semi-Twisted). This book is not intended for anyone who doesn’t enjoy smart, kick-ass (literally) heroines and potty-mouthed, alpha werewolves, and who doesn’t appreciate a plethora of nerdy pop culture references. For the rest of you: happy reading! supernatural romance, paranormal romance, heroine with powers romance, light hilarious romance, adult paranormal romance, paranormal romance series, paranormal romance books for adults, grumpy protective hero paranormal romance, werewolf romance, shifter romance, alpha werewolf romance, strong heroine romance, snarky romance, paranormal romance comedy humor, slow burn romance, vampire hunter romance, vampire slayer romance, psychic romance, female detective romance, urban fantasy romance, urban fantasy romance strong female, romantic comedy
Sanity Inhibits Wisdom
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Author : Emu Camel Drum
language : en
Publisher: Chipmunkapublishing ltd
Release Date : 2011-06-01
Sanity Inhibits Wisdom written by Emu Camel Drum and has been published by Chipmunkapublishing ltd this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-06-01 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
DescriptionMy mother raised her children on Scandinavian and German literature. I had a happy childhood and was thought imaginative. When I learnt English, I wrote poetry to help me. I already spoke two languages and English was my play language. I didn't take school seriously as it was all in English. These are poems I have written over 19 years of not getting a career and being broke. They are 87% chronological. I tried to have an interesting life so that they wouldn't all sound the same. Writing poems gave me the courage to meet with peculiar situations and solve them in ways inspired by music, individuals or cultures no one knew about. I thought it would be amusing if the protagonists of my poems had no regard for monetary gain whatsoever. Emu Camel Drum About the AuthorI grew up in Italy raised by German migrants. My father's airline company transferred us to England when I was 10. From age 12-19 I took planes to Italy, Germany, Japan, the USA and Sri Lanka, staying with friends. When my father died I saw it my mission to prove madness is circumstantial and not clinical.I had a few years to prove it before I would give up. I burnt holes in my CV and taught myself to speak in a way as to lay no recourse on established thought and be intelligible only to the hopeful. Certain gaps were caused by lack of exposure to optimism. I lived on state benefits and raised children. These were removed from my care as I was unable to explain what I was doing with them. I hope they will be returned to me soon.
The Has Been And The Hot Mistake
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Author : Isabel Jordan
language : en
Publisher: Isabel Jordan
Release Date : 2021-10-29
The Has Been And The Hot Mistake written by Isabel Jordan and has been published by Isabel Jordan this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-10-29 with Fiction categories.
Having a midlife crisis can really wreck your day. Annabeth Quinn isn’t entirely sure how she ended up in Montana…in a wedding dress. But, here she is, mid-meltdown. She needs to figure out where everything went wrong and fix it. To stop being such a good girl and doing everything she’s supposed to do. Have some fun. So, when the opportunity to stay in a mansion and manage her famous brother-in-law’s dog rescue pops up, she’s all over it. After all, what’s more fun than living like a billionaire and saving dogs? There’s only one catch… She’ll have to share the job—and the house—with sexy former rockstar Cane Addison. The very same man who had to cut her out of her wedding dress. (Long story) Cane is a human cinnamon roll—hot, sweet, and so ridiculously tempting you’ll do anything to have it. She’s sure a guy like him would never want an ordinary woman like her. Except…he does. Too bad giving in to their mutual attraction would just be a hot, dirty, rebound mistake. Wouldn’t it? The Has-Been and the Hot Mistake, book 2 in the Hot Has-Beens series, is a light, hilarious contemporary romance/rom com (told in 3rd person, dual point of view) that can be read as a standalone. It features a brutally hot, nice guy hero, a sexy bucket list, a dog heist, and all the snarky humor, witty banter, causal cussing, and Grandpa Frank you can handle. Happy reading! Contemporary romance, rock star romance, rockstar romance, rom com, romantic comedy, silly rom com, zany rom com, wacky rom com, wedding romance, roadtrip romance, funny contemporary romance, snarky, adult romance, quirky heroine, smart heroine, sexy romance, spicy romance, steamy romance, popular romance, romance books, romance ebooks, romance novels, best selling romance books, must read contemporary romance novels, as seen on tiktok, booktok, fun steamy romance, sweet but spicy, heartwarming romance, beach reads, women’s fiction, romantic women’s fiction, nerdy heroine, witty banter
Criminals Need Love Too
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Author : Isabel Jordan
language : en
Publisher: Isabel Jordan
Release Date : 2023-12-01
Criminals Need Love Too written by Isabel Jordan and has been published by Isabel Jordan this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-12-01 with Fiction categories.
You know those love stories that start with adorable meet cutes? Yeah, that didn’t happen here… Tenley Taylor needed a way out of town that didn’t leave a paper trail. After all, getting caught by the cops with her bag of stolen diamonds would totally suck. Enter Knox Wilder. He was the ideal mark. Fresh-out-of-prison. Easy to manipulate. So, she was fairly surprised when he kidnapped her. Or did she kidnap him? The way it all went down was kinda blurry. Anyhoo, Knox needed a bride to claim his inheritance. And helping him—for a fee—seemed like a great idea. Which is how she ended up in a fake relationship with a grumpy, rudely sexy ex-con who crossed all the boundaries partners in crime should have. Now, everything is messy, because somehow, she managed to break her golden rule. She started to like her mark. Unfortunately, he likes her, too. He says he wants to get to know the real Tenley. But that’d be bad, right? Especially since she’s not even sure she knows who that is anymore… Criminals Need Love Too is a fun, light, snarky romantic comedy full of witty banter, wacky hijinks, and spicy times. Download today and get ready to fall for a criminal. Trope map Morally grey heroine Ex-con hero Grumpy sunshine romance Only one bed Fake relationship Forced proximity
You Wrecked Me
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Author : Isabel Jordan
language : en
Publisher: Isabel Jordan
Release Date : 2019-05-24
You Wrecked Me written by Isabel Jordan and has been published by Isabel Jordan this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-05-24 with Fiction categories.
Sadie O’Connor had successfully avoided Gage Montgomery for years. Hell, she was practically a ninja at avoiding him. And if it weren’t for a stray dog, some barbed wire, and the giant gash across her left ass cheek (long story), she might’ve been able to go on avoiding him. But now Gage—the sexiest, grumpiest jerk she’s ever laid eyes on—is right here, within reach. And it’s not long before her heart’s ready to hurl itself at him. Again. Too bad she can’t afford to trust her heart. Not after what happened the last time… Gage certainly wasn’t expecting to come face-to-face—or, face-to-ass, he supposed—with Sadie again, either. Their smokin’ physical chemistry had been complicated when they first met. (Mostly because she’d been engaged to his cousin at the time. But that’s another story…) Now Gage knows exactly what he wants, and that’s Sadie—in his arms, in his bed, forever. All he has to do is convince the woman of his dreams to un-friend zone him once and for all… But before Gage and Sadie can figure out how to stow their emotional baggage and move forward together, they have to deal with a crazy pregnant lady, Gage’s even crazier family, and the re-appearance of a particularly pesky ghost from Sadie’s past. Looks like things might get even more complicated this time around… You Wrecked Me is book 2 in the You Complicate Me series but can be read as a standalone. Book 3, You Ruined Me, is also now available. Not intended for anyone who doesn't like characters who cuss, tons of nerdy pop culture references, witty, snarky banter, and all manner of familial silliness. For the rest of you, happy reading! Contemporary romance, rom com, romantic comedy, silly rom com, zany rom com, wacky rom com, wedding romance, roadtrip romance, funny contemporary romance, snarky, adult romance, quirky heroine, smart heroine, sexy romance, spicy romance, steamy romance, popular romance, romance books, romance ebooks, romance novels, best selling romance books, must read contemporary romance novels, as seen on tiktok, booktok, fun steamy romance, sweet but spicy, heartwarming romance, beach reads, women’s fiction, romantic women’s fiction, runaway bride, grumpy hero, second chance romance
You Ruined Me
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Author : Isabel Jordan
language : en
Publisher: Isabel Jordan
Release Date : 2021-04-30
You Ruined Me written by Isabel Jordan and has been published by Isabel Jordan this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-04-30 with Fiction categories.
It’s possible to escape the friendzone and graduate from fake boyfriend to real one, right? Asking for a friend. Michael Montgomery had a plan. He intended to get so drunk he forgot his ex-fiancé was marrying his cousin, and that he had to attend the wedding. Alone. But somewhere between the vodka and organic bananas at the supermarket, he forgot the plan and ended up rescuing a damsel in distress—by pretending to be her boyfriend. Oh, well…planning was overrated, anyway. Delilah Morgenstern didn’t need someone to save her from her ex, but she wasn’t going to refuse the help, either. Being Michael’s fake girlfriend at the wedding was the least she could do to repay her sexy nerd in shining armor. Falling for him, though? Not an option. But surely she could fake it for one night (sharing one bed) and not get too attached. That’s what she keeps telling herself, at least… It’s not long before Michael and Delilah realize how thin the line between real and pretend is—and just how easy, fun, and potentially ruinous it would be to cross it… You Ruined Me, book 3 in the You Complicate Me series, is a light, snarky, low-angst romance featuring a quirky heroine and the sexy nerd who steals her heart. The books in this series can be read as standalones in any order. Each book features a guaranteed happily ever after, delightfully weird familial antics, and tons of nerdy pop culture references. There's also cussing. Lots of it. Don't say I didn't warn you... Contemporary romance, rom com, romantic comedy, silly rom com, zany rom com, wacky rom com, wedding romance, roadtrip romance, funny contemporary romance, snarky, adult romance, quirky heroine, smart heroine, sexy romance, spicy romance, steamy romance, popular romance, romance books, romance ebooks, romance novels, best selling romance books, must read contemporary romance novels, as seen on tiktok, booktok, fun steamy romance, sweet but spicy, heartwarming romance, beach reads, women’s fiction, romantic women’s fiction, runaway bride, nerdy hero, nerdy heroine, witty banter, fake dating, fake relationship, fake boyfriend, fake dating trope
The Has Been And The Hot Mess
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Author : Isabel Jordan
language : en
Publisher: Isabel Jordan
Release Date : 2020-11-20
The Has Been And The Hot Mess written by Isabel Jordan and has been published by Isabel Jordan this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-11-20 with Fiction categories.
She’s supposed to resurrect his image. Falling for him would be bad, right? Asking for a friend… Kendall Quinn is a PR goddess. Meanwhile, her love life is a complete mess. So, when her latest romantic disaster leaves her jobless and homeless, it’s time to take drastic measures. The mission? Drag grumpy, former rockstar Jackson Hale kicking and screaming back into the limelight. The job will be easy. But can she keep her hands off her new client? Seems unlikely. Because as it turns out, he’s actually a nice guy. The fact that he runs a dog rescue in his spare time is just yummy, hot icing on the sweet, sexy, impossible-to-resist cinnamon roll. And did she mention he was also her teenage crush? Yeah…awkward. Good thing her decidedly unprofessional, messy feelings for Jackson are one-sided. Except…they aren’t. So, is it even possible for a certified hot mess and a ridiculously hot has-been to make beautiful music together? Guess there’s only one way to find out… The Has-Been and the Hot Mess, book 1 in the Hot Has-Beens series, is a light, hilarious, contemporary romantic comedy (told in 3rd person, dual point of view) that can be read as a standalone. It features a snarky, down-on-her-luck heroine and the grumpy, reclusive, nice guy former rockstar of her dreams. Happily ever after guaranteed--along with plenty of witty banter, casual cussing, sexy times, and pop culture references. Happy reading! Contemporary romance, rock star romance, rockstar romance, rom com, romantic comedy, silly rom com, zany rom com, wacky rom com, wedding romance, roadtrip romance, funny contemporary romance, snarky, adult romance, quirky heroine, smart heroine, sexy romance, spicy romance, steamy romance, popular romance, romance books, romance ebooks, romance novels, best selling romance books, must read contemporary romance novels, as seen on tiktok, booktok, fun steamy romance, sweet but spicy, heartwarming romance, beach reads, women’s fiction, romantic women’s fiction, nerdy heroine, witty banter, cinnamon roll hero
Monster Mate
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Author : Isabel Jordan
language : en
Publisher: Isabel Jordan
Release Date : 2023-06-09
Monster Mate written by Isabel Jordan and has been published by Isabel Jordan this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-06-09 with Fiction categories.
Falling for the monster she just friend zoned would be problematic…right? Roxie Rowe will never be a victim. Not again, anyway. She totally could’ve handled the handsy Orc who grabbed her outside the Monster Match event. But she didn’t have to because he showed up. Her hero was Riordan Merrick, a 7’-tall, red-skinned, horned demon from a hell dimension. But that’s not the weird part. See, he insists she’s his fated mate. Even if she did believe in fate (she doesn’t), and even if Riordan wasn’t smokin’ hot (he is), her romantic history taught her relationships aren’t for her. But when accidents start happening around her at an alarming rate, Roxie realizes she might need a little help from her wannabe monster mate. And the more time she spends with him in forced proximity, the harder it gets to remember why she’s anti commitment. So, how’s a girl supposed to hang on to her heart when all she really wants to do is hold onto the demon who keeps trying to steal it? Monster Mate, book 2 in the Sanity Falls series, is a light, spicy romance fantasy novel (a romantasy, if you will) that can be read as a standalone. Monster Match, book 1, is also available. If you like snarky, witty banter, quirky heroines, casual cussing, and small town romance hijinks, this is the series for you. Download today, and welcome to Sanity Falls... monster romance, monster mate romance, fantasy romance, fantasy monster romance, fated mates fantasy, spicy monster book, sweet but spicy romance, paranormal romance, small town romance, small town paranormal romance, paranormal romance demon, paranormal romance fantasy, urban fantasy, paranormal romance mates, paranormal romance monsters, quirky heroine romance, witty banter romance, snarky humor, snarky heroine, snarky romance, steamy fantasy romance, steamy paranormal, adult romance, forced proximity
Monster Match
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Author : Isabel Jordan
language : en
Publisher: Isabel Jordan
Release Date : 2022-11-18
Monster Match written by Isabel Jordan and has been published by Isabel Jordan this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-11-18 with Fiction categories.
She met a hot reanimated dead guy at a monster speed dating event. Then things really got weird… Lucy West wasn’t looking for a husband at the Monster Match. She was just there to admire some gothic architecture and score a free meal. Then she met him. Viktor Adamovic defied science. Literally. He was amonster who’d been stitched together from multiple, um, donors and resurrected centuries ago. Lucy liked him immediately. But the protective, possessive beast he kept leashed beneath his polished exterior? She wanted that guy in a big way. Then the weirdness really hit the fan when he proposed a marriage of convenience. To her! It seemed like the perfect solution to her problems and his. And in a fairy tale, that would’ve been their happy ending. Too bad this wasn’t that kind of story. Because when the ghosts of Viktor’s past come calling, Lucy realizes she’s no princess—and if she wants her happily ever after with the monster of her dreams, she’s going to have to fight for it…and him… Monster Match is a standalone, paranormal, sweet but spicy, cozy fantasy romance about a cinnamon-roll monster and the curvy, snarky heroine who steals his heart. It’s a feel-good romance with plenty of witty banter and rescue dogs (because what book is complete without dogs?) Download today and get ready to fall for Viktor and Lucy. Monster romance, fantasy romance, fantasy monster romance, fun steamy romance, romantic comedy, rom com, sweet but spicy, spicy romance, steamy monster romance, paranormal monster romance, monster romance novels, paranormal romance, rom com, romantic comedy, silly rom com, zany rom com, wacky rom com, funny contemporary romance, snarky, adult romance, quirky heroine, smart heroine, sexy romance, spicy romance, steamy romance, popular romance, romance books, romance ebooks, romance novels, best selling romance books, must read contemporary romance novels, as seen on tiktok, booktok, fun steamy romance, sweet but spicy, heartwarming romance, beach reads, women’s fiction, romantic women’s fiction, nerdy heroine, witty banter, fantasy romance novel, fantasy romance fiction, paranormal fantasy, Frankenstein retelling, adult fantasy romance novels, light romance fantasy, smutty fantasy romance novels, sci fi fantasy romance, science fiction romance, romantic science fiction