Sh Tty Mum
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Sh Tty Mum
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Author : Mary Ann Zoellner
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2012-09-13
Sh Tty Mum written by Mary Ann Zoellner and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-09-13 with Family & Relationships categories.
Children. They want everything and they want it now. They don't care about killing your sex life or the way they add six inches to the length of your breasts, and they sure as hell don't give a sh*t that you only slept four hours last night. Any person, physical need or dream that takes you away from them for even five seconds is their natural enemy and must be crushed with loud, endless cries. This book is about how to survive babies, and what they grow into: children. It's about shortcuts and parenting with 40% effort. You'll learn how to ignore, avoid, threaten and lie in easy-to-skim-while-locked-in-the-bathroom mini-chapters, plus valuable 'How to Fake it' tips to help you through those days when there isn't enough sh*tty advice in the world. We get you. We get your little dictators. And we can help.
Sh Tty Mom
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Author : Laurie Kilmartin
language : en
Publisher: Abrams Image
Release Date : 2012-09-01
Sh Tty Mom written by Laurie Kilmartin and has been published by Abrams Image this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-09-01 with Humor categories.
Sh*tty Mom is the ultimate parenting guide, written by four moms who have seen it all. As hilarious as it is universal, each chapter presents a common parenting scenario with advice on how to get through it in the easiest and most efficient way possible. With chapters such as How to Sleep Until 9 A.M. Every Weekend and When Seeing an Infant Triggers a Mental Illness That Makes You Want to Have Another Baby, as well as a Sh*tty Mom quiz, this is a must-have, laugh-out-loud funny book for the sh*tty parent in all of us.
Sh Tty Mom For All Seasons
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Author : Alicia Ybarbo
language : en
Publisher: Abrams
Release Date : 2016-04-05
Sh Tty Mom For All Seasons written by Alicia Ybarbo and has been published by Abrams this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-04-05 with Humor categories.
The authors of the New York Times–bestselling Sh*tty Mom are back with a hilarious guide presenting common parenting scenarios with advice for getting through the year the sh*tty mom way. Told in the same tongue-in-cheek voice as the original, this sequel is full of funny parenting tips and relatable stories for contemporary moms. Sh*tty Mom for All Seasons explores the occasions throughout the year that test every mother’s patience and inspire self-deprecating humor and that second glass of wine. With chapters organized by season, the book will teach you how to navigate the bumpy roads of motherhood, learn to laugh at the occasional parenting fail, and maybe even appreciate your own mother. Or not. Sample chapters for the sh*tty mom year include: Fall: “Yes, We All Have to Be Here: The Annual PTO Funsraiser” Winter: “Mom’s Real New Year’s Resolutions” Spring: “I’m Running Off with the Gardner: April Fools!” Summer: “Summer Reading Lists & Other Great Reasons Why You Don’t Home School” The Emmy Award–winning TODAY show producers and self-proclaimed sh*tty moms, Alicia Ybarbo and Mary Ann Zoellner, together with humorist Erin Clune, bring you the perfect book for mothers who don’t take themselves too seriously.
There Are Moms Way Worse Than You
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Author : Glenn Boozan
language : en
Publisher: Workman Publishing
Release Date : 2022-03-29
There Are Moms Way Worse Than You written by Glenn Boozan and has been published by Workman Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-03-29 with Family & Relationships categories.
A rhyming illustrated humor book for moms who feel they're not doing a good job (and that's all moms, right?). Packed with scientifically true examples of terrible parents in the animal kingdom, to remind and reassure any mother that there are way worse moms out there.
Dead People Suck
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Author : Laurie Kilmartin
language : en
Publisher: Rodale
Release Date : 2018-02-13
Dead People Suck written by Laurie Kilmartin and has been published by Rodale this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-02-13 with Self-Help categories.
An honest, irreverent, laugh-out-loud guide to coping with death and dying from Emmy-nominated writer and New York Times bestselling co-author of Sh*tty Mom Laurie Kilmartin. Death is not for the faint of heart, and sometimes the best way to cope is through humor. No one knows this better than comedian Laurie Kilmartin. She made headlines by live-tweeting her father’s time in hospice and her grieving process after he passed, and channeled her experience into a comedy special, 45 Jokes About My Dead Dad. Dead People Suck is her hilarious guide to surviving (sometimes) death, dying, and grief without losing your mind. If you are old and about to die, sick and about to die, or with a loved one who is about to pass away or who has passed away, there’s something for you. With chapters like “Are You An Old Man With Daughters? Please Shred Your Porn,” “If Cancer was an STD, It Would Be Cured By Now,” and “Unsubscribing Your Dead Parent from Tea Party Emails,” Laurie Kilmartin guides you through some of life’s most complicated moments with equal parts heart and sarcasm.
Moms Who Drink And Swear
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Author : Nicole Knepper
language : en
Publisher: Penguin
Release Date : 2013-04-02
Moms Who Drink And Swear written by Nicole Knepper and has been published by Penguin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-04-02 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
If you feel like your kids are killing you, you’ve come to the right place. This irreverant, hilarious guide to the trials of motherhood makes the perfect gift for mom—or any woman with a huge heart and a mouth that sometimes needs washing out with soap. Attention all potty-mouthed, cheap-wine-drinking mothers: Prepare to meet your match. Any bad thought you’ve had about your kids, Nicole Knepper has had worse. Much worse. It’s not that she doesn’t love her kids. It’s that she understands what a mind-f*?% it can be to try to civilize those wild little beasts. Based on her hugely popular Facebook page, “Moms Who Drink and Swear,” this book reveals why family dinners are like herpes, how to avoid smashing toys that are being fought over, and the joy of hearing that your son has murdered his imaginary friend. As Nicole rants and raves about caring for children (without crushing their souls), family togetherness (without too many tears), the saving grace of girlfriends (and vodka), and love and marriage (and all the baggage that goes with them), she gets to the heart of what every exasperated mom is thinking, just much funnier.
Where D I Go A Peek A Boo At What Moms Go Through
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Author : Raquel Kelley
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2022-05-03
Where D I Go A Peek A Boo At What Moms Go Through written by Raquel Kelley and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-05-03 with Family & Relationships categories.
This witty and fun lift-the-flap book reveals 'peek-a-boo' moments moms may barely remember, but they'll never forget! With lighthearted illustrations and amusing verse, Where'd I Go? is the perfect comical gift for new moms. The lift-the-flap board book format puts a spin on traditional baby board books, instead giving a candid look at parenthood, diapers and all. Decency flies out the window during labor and sanity swirls down the drain during potty training, while moms are around to live through it all. This humorous, yet introspective look at motherhood from producer and writer Raquel Kelley gives readers a chance to reflect on the triumphs and challenges of being a mom in an interactive, tactile format.
Shooting In Sh Tty Light
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Author : Lindsay Adler
language : en
Publisher: Peachpit Press
Release Date : 2012-10-04
Shooting In Sh Tty Light written by Lindsay Adler and has been published by Peachpit Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-10-04 with Photography categories.
Sometimes photographers have to shoot in less than ideal lighting situations. Maybe the wedding is mid-day in the middle of a field, or perhaps the event is in a florescent-lit room. These scenarios can be particularly intimidating for beginning photographers who don't know how to handle the many undesirable lighting situations they may encounter. In Shooting in Sh*tty Light, professional photographers Lindsay Adler and Erik Valind cover the top ten worst lighting situations and provide a variety of solutions for each. They explain which solutions are most practical and why one option might be preferable over another, examining such problems as extremely low lighting when no flash is allowed, strong backlight, and the light on an overcast day. Unlike other books that focus on natural light or lighting in general, this book addresses a very real need of beginning photographers, answering the question, “What do I do when the lighting is terrible?” Lindsay and Erik candidly show you the tools at your disposal, demonstrating the techniques essential to getting the job done with minimal fuss. Shows how to deal with ten of the worst lighting situations, such as harsh midday light, extremely low light, and mixed light. Offers real-life examples and practical solutions for handling poor light, such as identifying natural reflectors, bouncing light off a wall, or utilizing flash gels. Features a fun, conversational style to help you conquer the fear of poor lighting and approach any lighting situation with confidence!
Archer S Voice
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Author : Mia Sheridan
language : en
Publisher: Forever
Release Date : 2016-11-01
Archer S Voice written by Mia Sheridan and has been published by Forever this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-11-01 with Fiction categories.
From New York Times bestselling author Mia Sheridan comes an emotional, slow burn romance about a woman desperate to hide and the man who sees through her walls, perfect for fans of Colleen Hoover and Lucy Score. I wanted to lose myself in the small town of Pelion, Maine. To forget everything I had left behind. The sound of rain. The blood. The coldness of a gun against my skin. For six months, each breath has been a reminder that I survived--and my dad didn't. I'm almost safe again. But the moment I meet Archer Hale, my entire world tilts on its axis . . . and never rights itself again. Until I trespass into his strange, silent, and isolated world, Archer communicates with no one. Yet in his whiskey-colored eyes, something intangible happens between us. There's so much more to him than just his beauty, his presence, or the ways his hands communicate with me. On me. But this town is mired in secrets and betrayals, and Archer is the explosive center of it all. So much passion. And so much hurt. But it's only in Archer's silence that we might just find what we need to heal . . . and live. Includes an exclusive extended epilogue from Archer's POV! A Goodread's "Top Romance Novel of All Time" A New York Times, USA Today, and Wall Street Journal bestseller
Makeup Tips From Auschwitz
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Author : Tommy Schnurmacher
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2019-08-15
Makeup Tips From Auschwitz written by Tommy Schnurmacher and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-08-15 with Humor categories.
Tommy Schnurmacher has written a book that could change your life. It changed his. As a writer, Montreal media icon Schnurmacher is an intense force of nature, a seismic swell of visceral empathy, laser-sharp wit and courageous self-analysis. Now meet Olga. Auschwitz prisoner A-25057, aka Mom, A fearless, dramatic and unpredictable maverick. An original. Exposing the souls of a family for all to see, Make-up Tips from Auschwitz is an addictive page-turner. Schnurmacher's voice resonates with a lyrical cadence all his own and an unsettling candor reminiscent of humorist David Sedaris and essayist Augusten Burroughs. Like the Oscar-winning film, Life is Beautiful, Schnurmacher revisits the Holocaust with rays of light in the darkness. Sparkling with chutzpah and charm, this is a story of a family's cultural collision and delightful dysfunction. With the growing pains of Shtisel, the earthiness of The Simpsons and the fierce family loyalty of The Sopranos, these newcomers from Hungary defy authority. They figured out early on that conventional values were not enough. It was their moxie that allowed them to succeed. Schmooze with the passing parade that includes John Lennon, Elizabeth Taylor and Crystal Nacht. You will laugh out loud as you meet a cast of supporting characters who redefine eccentric: the 50-minute therapist, the psychic rabbi and a superstitious hypochondriac named Paris. Once you get to know these mutineers from the mainstream, you will want to organize an intervention. Or at least a Passover Seder.