Starship Titanic


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Douglas Adams S Starship Titanic


Douglas Adams S Starship Titanic
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Author : Terry Jones
language : en
Publisher: Ballantine Books
Release Date : 2007-12-18

Douglas Adams S Starship Titanic written by Terry Jones and has been published by Ballantine Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007-12-18 with Fiction categories.


In this thoroughly satisfying and completely disorienting novel based on a story line by Douglas Adams (author of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy), Terry Jones recounts an unforgettable tale of intergalactic travel and mishap. The saga of "the ship that cannot possibly go wrong" sparkles with wit, danger, and confusion that will keep readers guessing which reality they are in and how, on earth, to find their way out again. At the center of the galaxy, a vast, unknown civilization is preparing for an event of epic proportions: the launching of the greatest, most gorgeous, most technologically advanced Starship ever built-the Starship Titanic. An earthling would see it as a mixture of the Chrysler Building, the tomb of Tutankhamen, and Venice. But less provincial onlookers would recognize it as the design of Leovinus, the galaxy's most renowned architect. He is an old man now, and the creation of the Starship Titanic is the pinnacle achievement of his twenty-year career. The night before the launch, Leovinus is prowling around the ship having a last little look. With mounting alarm he begins to find things are not right: unfinished workmanship, cybersystems not working correctly, robots colliding with doors. How could this have happened? And how could this have happened without his knowing? Something somewhere is terribly wrong. On the following day, in an artificial event staged for the media, the Starship Titanic will leave its construction dock under autopilot and, a few days later, make its way to the terminal to pick up passengers for its maiden voyage. Although the ship will be deserted during its very first flight, it is nevertheless a major event, watched by all the galaxy's media. Hugely, magnificently, the fabulous ship eases its way forward from the construction dock, picks up speed, sways a bit, wobbles a bit, veers wildly, and just before it can do massive damage to everything around it, appears to undergo SMEF (Spontaneous Massive Existence Failure). In just ten seconds, the whole, stupendous enterprise is over. And our story has just begun. Somehow three earthlings, one Blerontin journalist, a semideranged parrot, and a shipful of disoriented robots must overcome their differences. It's the only way to save the Starship Titanic ("The Ship That Cannot Possibly Go Wrong") from certain destruction and rescue the economy of an entire planet-not to mention to survive the latest threat, an attack by a swarm of hostile shipbuilders. . . .



Douglas Adams S Starship Titanic


Douglas Adams S Starship Titanic
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Author : Terry Jones
language : en
Publisher: Pan
Release Date : 1997

Douglas Adams S Starship Titanic written by Terry Jones and has been published by Pan this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1997 with Fiction categories.


At the centre of the galaxy, an unknown civilization is preparing for an event of epic proportions, the launch of the most technologically advanced spaceship ever built - the Starship Titanic. The ship that cannot possibly go wrong.



Douglas Adams S Starship Titanic


Douglas Adams S Starship Titanic
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Author : Terry Jones
language : en
Publisher: Random House LLC
Release Date : 1998

Douglas Adams S Starship Titanic written by Terry Jones and has been published by Random House LLC this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1998 with Fiction categories.


Seconds after its initial launch, Starship Titanic undergoes SMEF (Spontaneous Massive Existence Failure) and vanishes, only to mysteriously turn up at the home of Dan and Lucy Gibson, residents of a remote, little-known planet called Earth. Reprint.



Douglas Adams Starship Titanic


Douglas Adams Starship Titanic
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Author : Neil Richards
language : en
Publisher: Three Rivers Press (CA)
Release Date : 1998

Douglas Adams Starship Titanic written by Neil Richards and has been published by Three Rivers Press (CA) this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1998 with Fiction categories.


October 1997 will witness a signal event--the launch of "Starship "Titanic"", the CD-ROM game created by Douglas Adams and the Digital Village. This book is the only strategy guide to the game millions of CD-ROM game lovers and Douglas Adams fans have been waiting for. 250 b&w computer images.



Tender Takeover


Tender Takeover
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Author : Douglas Adams
language : en
Publisher: SSI Publications
Release Date : 1985-01-01

Tender Takeover written by Douglas Adams and has been published by SSI Publications this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1985-01-01 with Fiction categories.




Starship Titanic


Starship Titanic
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Author : Terry Jones
language : en
Publisher: Ballantine Books
Release Date : 1998-10-01

Starship Titanic written by Terry Jones and has been published by Ballantine Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1998-10-01 with categories.




Douglas Adams S Starship Titanic


Douglas Adams S Starship Titanic
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Author : Terry Jones
language : en
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
Release Date : 2023-05-18

Douglas Adams S Starship Titanic written by Terry Jones and has been published by Pan Macmillan this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-05-18 with Fiction categories.


From the minds of Douglas Adams (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) and Terry Jones (Monty Python) comes Starship Titanic, the hilarious novelization of the third-best adventure game of 1999. Welcome on board the Starship Titanic. The Ship that Cannot Possibly Go Wrong. At the centre of the galaxy, a vast, unknown civilization is preparing for an event of epic proportions: the launch of the greatest, most gorgeous, most technologically advanced spaceship ever built – the Starship Titanic. An Earthling would see the ship as something really, really big, but rather less provincial onlookers would recognize it as the design of Leovinus, the galaxy’s most renowned architect. Before the launch Leovinus is having one last little look round and begins to find that things just aren’t right: poor workmanship, cybersystems out of control, robots walking into doors. How could this have happened? The following morning, while the galaxy’s media looks on, the fabulous ship eases away from the construction dock, picks up speed, sways a little, wobbles a bit, veers wildly and, just before it can do untold damage to everything around it, appears to undergo SMEF (Spontaneous Massive Existence Failure). In just ten seconds, the whole stupendous enterprise is over. And our story has just begun . . .



Starship Titanic


Starship Titanic
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Author : Terry Jones
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2023-05-18

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Starship Titanic is a novel written by Terry Jones, based on the game Starship Titanic conceived by Douglas Adams, bestselling author of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.



Douglas Adams Starship Titanic


Douglas Adams Starship Titanic
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Author : Neil Richards
language : en
Publisher: Pan
Release Date : 1998

Douglas Adams Starship Titanic written by Neil Richards and has been published by Pan this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1998 with Starship Titanic categories.




The Meaning Of Liff


The Meaning Of Liff
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Author : Douglas Adams
language : en
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
Release Date : 2013-10-10

The Meaning Of Liff written by Douglas Adams and has been published by Pan Macmillan this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-10-10 with Humor categories.


The Meaning of Liff has sold hundreds of thousands of copies since it was first published in 1983, and remains a much-loved humour classic. This edition has been revised and updated, and includes The Deeper Meaning of Liff, giving fresh appeal to Douglas Adams and John Lloyd's entertaining and witty dictionary. In life, there are hundreds of familiar experiences, feelings and objects for which no words exist, yet hundreds of strange words are idly loafing around on signposts, pointing at places. The Meaning of Liff connects the two. BERRIWILLOCK (n.) - An unknown workmate who writes 'All the best' on your leaving card. ELY (n.) - The first, tiniest inkling that something, somewhere has gone terribly wrong. GRIMBISTER (n.) - Large body of cars on a motorway all travelling at exactly the speed limit because one of them is a police car. KETTERING (n.) - The marks left on your bottom or thighs after sunbathing on a wickerwork chair. OCKLE (n.) - An electrical switch which appears to be off in both positions. WOKING (ptcpl.vb.) - Standing in the kitchen wondering what you came in here for.