Stump The Duct Tape Guys


Stump The Duct Tape Guys
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Stump The Duct Tape Guys


Stump The Duct Tape Guys
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Author : Jim Berg
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2005-08

Stump The Duct Tape Guys written by Jim Berg and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2005-08 with Humor categories.


The Duct Tape Guys are on a roll. Their six Duct Tape books and many calendars have sold over two million copies, a testament to the universal appeal of duct tape. In Stump the Duct Tape Guys, America's most popular fix-it duo unrolls more inventive and hilarious advice guaranteed to stick to your funny bone.According to Jim and Tim, "If duct tape isn't the answer, then you must be asking the wrong question!" To prove it, they have collected the best and funniest questions and answers from the popular Stump the Duct Tape Guys section of their massive Web site (www.ducttapeguys.com), where real people submit problems that you wouldn't think could be fixed with duct tape. The Duct Tape Guys put on their thinking caps (made entirely out of duct tape, of course) and come up with solutions that never fail to satisfy, or at least amuse, their audience. From broken toasters to broken hearts, the Duct Tape Guys find a way to show that "It ain't broke, it just lacks duct tape."



The Jumbo Duct Tape Book


The Jumbo Duct Tape Book
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Author : Jim Berg
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2000-09-15

The Jumbo Duct Tape Book written by Jim Berg and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2000-09-15 with Humor categories.


Did you know that duct tape can turn any item of clothing into rainwear? That duct tape over a computer screen will keep your kids from surfing naughty sites on the Web? That a perfect solution for those easy-to-lose TV remotes is to duct tape them to your arm? (Not only won't you lose it, you'll never have to relinquish control over it, either!) But can you also believe that Jim and Tim's creative ideas for duct tape spawned not just one bestselling book, but three, plus a calendar? And now the ultimate collection? With two-thirds of the material drawn from their previous books and calendars and one-third all-new, The Jumbo Duct Tape Book is pure nuttiness to the nth degree. The premise is right there, on page one: "One rule can get you through life. It if ain't stuck and it's supposed to be, duct tape it." But of course it's the interpretation that counts-like duct taping the gas pedal for cruise control, or duct taping marbles to your pressure points for instant reflexology. And then there's bending the rule-transforming sneakers into golf shoes by punching nails through duct tape and taping it to the soles, saving energy by taping all switches in the off position. Plus cosmetic dentistry (use white tape for the "The Mask" look, silver for the metal-mouth bad guy look), cell phone safety (tape phone to side of head while driving so hands stay on wheel), home decorating (use duct tape for easy drapery tie-backs). You can even convert the book to a "hard cover" by taping a piece of 1/4 inch sheet of plate steel to the front and back covers. It'll last for years!



99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall


99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall
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Author : Tim Nyberg
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2006-09

99 Bottles Of Beer On The Wall written by Tim Nyberg and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2006-09 with categories.


There's only one drinking song that everybody knows and loves: "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall"! For those who have trouble making it through all 99 verses (perhaps after imbibing a few beers themselves), best-selling author, Duct Tape Guy, and comic genius Tim Nyberg has put together "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall."Perfect for the beer lover in all of us, "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" contains the song's complete, unabridged lyrics, illustrated and easy to follow in this handy pocket-sized book. Also included are alternate lyrics for nondrinkers, an optional final verse, and sheet music in case readers tire of singing a cappella."99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall" is the perfect gift for friends, family, fraternity brothers, and bar buddies. Because whether they're paying homage to stouts, draughts, ales, porters, malts-or just plain cold ones-everyone needs "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall!"



The Practical Joker S Handbook


The Practical Joker S Handbook
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Author : Tim Nyberg
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2010-09-14

The Practical Joker S Handbook written by Tim Nyberg and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-09-14 with Humor categories.


Tim Nyberg, author of the hilarious, definitive guide to practical jokes, is back with The Practical Joker's Handbook: The Sequel. This compendium of all-new practical jokes is a wild, diabolical follow-up to the original. Like The Practical Joker's Handbook, this sequel is built upon contributions submitted to his Web site from Nyberg's fans. Of course, the entertaining Nyberg has sifted though his warped fans' merciless suggestions to weed out the dangerous, the mean-spirited, and the potentially litigious. As Nyberg says in the book's introduction, it's only a good practical joke if "both parties (eventually) find humor in the prank." The Practical Joker's Handbook: The Sequel is a sly collection of blueprints for jokes and pranks to play at home, at work, at school, at the office--anywhere.



Ski


Ski
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Author :
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1995-03

Ski written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1995-03 with categories.




Ripley S Believe It Or Not


Ripley S Believe It Or Not
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Author : Geoff Tibballs
language : en
Publisher: Ripley Publishing
Release Date : 2009

Ripley S Believe It Or Not written by Geoff Tibballs and has been published by Ripley Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.


Take a look at the world's weirdest people, places and creatures within the pages of this extraordinary new book. Truly startling facts! Totally bizarre images! Utterly electrifying tales! It is sensational!



The Original Duct Tape Halloween Book


The Original Duct Tape Halloween Book
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Author :
language : en
Publisher: Workman Publishing
Release Date : 2003-01-01

The Original Duct Tape Halloween Book written by and has been published by Workman Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2003-01-01 with Humor categories.


Presents costume ideas for both children and adults using duct tape.



Duct Tape Book Two


Duct Tape Book Two
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Author : Jim Berg
language : en
Publisher: University of Minnesota Press
Release Date : 1995

Duct Tape Book Two written by Jim Berg and has been published by University of Minnesota Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1995 with Humor categories.




An Army Of Stories


An Army Of Stories
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Author : Roger Mason
language : en
Publisher: Outskirts Press
Release Date : 2015-06-23

An Army Of Stories written by Roger Mason and has been published by Outskirts Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-06-23 with Biography & Autobiography categories.


Private First Class R was an excellent soldier so it was unlike him to be late. When he came in a few minutes later I could see by the grim look on his face that something was terribly wrong. He immediately began to cry and tell me that his wife had miscarried the child they had so badly wanted. I had never seen anyone cry as much as he did that morning and one box of tissues simply was not enough. After a while, the front of his uniform was soaked from his many tears, and I felt horrible seeing him suffer. It was one of those times when I would have moved Heaven and Earth if I could have but I could not. It humbled me because I wanted to order someone to do something to fix the problem, but this time it would not be that simple. I had always taken pride in looking out for the welfare of the soldiers in my charge but this time was different; I knew I was not a miracle worker but I felt I had let him down because as much as I wanted to, I did not have the power to bring back his baby. It was the worst day of my Army career because a good soldier who looked up to me for wisdom and guidance was in peril, and there was nothing I could do. I felt like a weakened Superman hopelessly dragging his feet through a field of Kryptonite, because there I was with all my rank and power that the Army had entrusted in me, but I was useless to him.



The Barefoot Sisters Walking Home


The Barefoot Sisters Walking Home
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Author : Lucy Letcher
language : en
Publisher: Stackpole Books
Release Date : 2010

The Barefoot Sisters Walking Home written by Lucy Letcher and has been published by Stackpole Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010 with Sports & Recreation categories.


The saga of the Barefoot Sisters continues with this sequel to The Barefoot Sisters Southbound. Lucy and Susan Letcher begin their journey home, hiking barefoot on the Appalachian Trail from Georgia to Maine. Along the way, they must face the pleasures and perils of a northbound thru-hike, from bluegrass festivals and trail angel feasts to encounters with bears and venomous snakes. --publisher.