Stupid Christmas
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Stupid Christmas
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Author : Leland Gregory
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2010-09-14
Stupid Christmas written by Leland Gregory and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-09-14 with Humor categories.
From absurd 911 calls to presidential philosophizing and foolish felons, Leland Gregory generates the best laughs by exposing the worst of human nature. Following up his New York Times best-selling Stupid American History, Gregory sets his sights on the holidays as he exposes mind-numbing mistletoe maladies in Stupid Christmas: Idiots under the Mistletoe. Perhaps it's the spiked eggnog or the multiple family members gathered around crazy-colored, twinkly lights, but the holidays are rife with idiocy by the daft and the dumb. Inside this latest collection, Gregory offers more than 200 accounts of holiday-induced stupidity, including: * While smoke billowed out of the store, firefighters had to physically restrain enthusiastic shoppers from entering a Great Lakes Mall store during an electrical fire. * In 1995, officials debated over whom to invite to the city's Christmas tree ceremony: President Bill Clinton or the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. * As a joke, Andrew Jackson sent formal invitations to his Christmas ball to a well-known mother-and-daughter prostitute team in Salisbury, North Carolina.
That Stupid Christmas Play
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Author : Carl Mays
language : en
Publisher: Baker's Plays
Release Date : 1969
That Stupid Christmas Play written by Carl Mays and has been published by Baker's Plays this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1969 with Drama categories.
101 Silly Christmas Jokes For Kids
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Author : Editors of Ulysses Press
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2023-09-12
101 Silly Christmas Jokes For Kids written by Editors of Ulysses Press and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-09-12 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
Discover the ultimate laugh-out-loud joke book for kids that's 100% all about everyone's favorite time of year-Christmas!
A Bearbank Christmas
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Author : Ariana McGregor
language : en
Publisher: Adara Anderson
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A Bearbank Christmas written by Ariana McGregor and has been published by Adara Anderson this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on with Fiction categories.
Reindeer shifter Hope Phillips is exhausted. Responsible for her sister’s three children, she brings them to Bearbank, hoping the town will be a good place to settle down. With a sulky teenage girl, a withdrawn boy, and a little girl who likes to spontaneously shift, Hope needs all the help she can get. Adam Roberts is a moose shifter and schoolteacher. Recently single, he’s not looking forward to Christmas. Until a certain reindeer shifter turns up at the school and turns his world upside down. Not only does he have a mate, but the woman comes with a ready-made family, including an honorary aunt, who just happens to be the infamous Mrs Russell. With Christmas fast approaching, Hope is determined to make it one that the kids will enjoy, but only the littlest one seems interested. Luckily, Hope now has Adam to help make it a Christmas they’ll all remember. No cliffhangers. Not suitable for those who prefer clean romance.
An Idiot Girl S Christmas
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Author : Laurie Notaro
language : en
Publisher: Villard
Release Date : 2005-11-01
An Idiot Girl S Christmas written by Laurie Notaro and has been published by Villard this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2005-11-01 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
IT’S LAURIE NOTARO’S HOLIDAY HANDBOOK. PREPARE TO LAUGH YOUR TINSEL OFF. It’s the most wonderful–and most dreadful–season of the year, when boxes of truffles attack your thighs, drunken holiday revelers stay long past their welcome, and your grandmother has conniptions at the department store over the price of hand lotion. Welcome to Laurie Notaro’s Christmastime. In ten brand-new stories and three previously published favorites, Notaro shares the sidesplitting daily disasters of the holidays, like finding herself on emergency feminine product recon at midnight on Christmas Eve; surrendering to the inevitable Horrible Gift Parade by simply asking for holiday dish towels and giant white underpants from Sears; battling the morons in line at the Seventh Circle of Hell, otherwise known as the do-it-yourself craft store; and trying to live down her reputation as the Most Unfun Christmas Party Guest Ever, due to an unfortunate misunderstanding involving a fake overdose and emergency paramedics. So whether you find yourself at the Dull and Smart Party or the Raucous and Stupid Party this holiday season, you’ll always know where to find Laurie–just follow the chocolate trail over to the cheese platter. She’ll be the one dialing the cops.
Stupid Conservatives
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Author : Leland Gregory
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2012-04-10
Stupid Conservatives written by Leland Gregory and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-04-10 with Humor categories.
Weird and wacky tales from the right wing.
Stupid Liberals
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Author : Leland Gregory
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2012-04-10
Stupid Liberals written by Leland Gregory and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-04-10 with Humor categories.
Weird and wacky tales and from the left wing.
Stupid Ancient History
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Author : Leland Gregory
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2012-10-16
Stupid Ancient History written by Leland Gregory and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-10-16 with History categories.
"New York Times"-bestselling author Gregory is silly, shocking, weird, hilariously funny--and outrageously true. Gregory chronicles Greek philosophers, Roman conquerors, and historic myth conceptions.
S Is For Stupid
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Author : Leland Gregory
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2010-10-01
S Is For Stupid written by Leland Gregory and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-10-01 with Humor categories.
An A-to-Z treasury of dumb, disastrous, and hard-to-believe human behavior from the New York Times-bestselling author of Stupid History! * A doctor’s actual diagnostic notation: The patient is married but sexually active. * “Shooting Reported at Firing Range” —The State, Columbia, South Carolina, August 4, 2006 * Arrested for public urination in Bowling Green, Ohio: Mr. Joshua Pees. —The Sentinel-Tribune, Bowling Green, Ohio, September 5, 2001 From absurd 911 calls to presidential philosophizing and foolish felons, Leland Gregory generates the best laughs by exposing the worst of human nature. This best-of collection features fifty percent new material and fifty percent fan favorites, arranged alphabetically by topic. And because the stories Gregory chronicles are just that unbelievable, each anecdote, quote, or factoid is presented with relevant background information, including its verified news source.
Silly Santa
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Author : J.N. PAQUET
language : en
Publisher: JNPAQUET Books Ltd
Release Date : 2015-12-12
Silly Santa written by J.N. PAQUET and has been published by JNPAQUET Books Ltd this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-12-12 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Ever since he was a little boy, Silly Santa has always been late for everything. Late for school. Late for dinner. Late for birthdays. Late for holidays... Silly Santa is simply ALWAYS late for everything! How can he deliver all the presents to the children on time for Christmas? This is a children's book about the most famous Christmas character in the world who will teach children about punctuality, as we see Santa himself grow and become Father Christmas. This is a great story for the festive season, which can also be read anytime during the year.