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The 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said
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Author : Ross Petras
language : en
Publisher: Main Street Books
Release Date : 2010-12-08
The 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said written by Ross Petras and has been published by Main Street Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-12-08 with Humor categories.
A connoisseur's compendium of Freudian slips, spoonerisms, double-talk, and utter bosh from famous and infamous figures past and present -- a complete course in anti-eloquence by the foot-in-mouth champions of all time.
Stupidest Things Ever Said
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Author : Kathryn Petras
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2011-11-02
Stupidest Things Ever Said written by Kathryn Petras and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-11-02 with Humor categories.
Not just stupidity, but obsessive stupidity! Not just random stupidity, but organized stupidity! Here, from the celebrated collectors of the stupidest things ever said, it’s the cre`me de la cre`me of stupidities, made even funnier and more compelling in an irresistible top 10 list format. Try one: The Top 10 Stupidest Actual Book Titles: 1. A Toddler’s Guide to the Rubber Industry 2. Constipation and our Civilization 3. Greek Rural Postmen and Their Cancellation Numbers 4. The Secret of Sphincters 5. A Pictorial Book of Tongue Coating 6. Life and Laughter ’midst the Cannibals 7. Be Bold With Bananas 8. Hand-Grenade Throwing as a College Sport 9. Collect Fungi on Stamps 10. A Study of Hospital Waiting Lists in Cardiff, 1953–1954 Plus lost-in-translation moments. Doubles entendres. Political speeches, foreign menus, traffic signs. Celebrities on literature, on homelessness, on revealing too much about themselves. Mangled cliche ́s and bizarre analogies, the wit of the witless and comedy of the clueless—never before have so many said something so dumb, now in one book.
The Dumbest Things Ever Said
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Author : Steven Price
language : en
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
Release Date : 2017-09-01
The Dumbest Things Ever Said written by Steven Price and has been published by Rowman & Littlefield this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-09-01 with Reference categories.
A collection of stupid utterances, mostly unintentional--although not always--from politics, show business, sports, and anywhere else people can put their feet in their mouths. Based on recorded history, it's safe to say that dumb remarks have been with us since the invention of writing. Young or old, rich or poor, famous or unknown, people of all generations and cultures have seized the opportunity to say something dumb - stupidity has always been an equal opportunity employer. In celebration of such mental lapses and pure idiocy, here is a collection of stupid utterances, unintentional and otherwise, from the worlds of politics, radio, television, newspapers, show business, sports, and literature - and everywhere else people can - and have - put their feet in their mouths.
Stupid Movie Lines
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Author : Kathryn Petras
language : en
Publisher: Villard
Release Date : 2011-07-06
Stupid Movie Lines written by Kathryn Petras and has been published by Villard this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-07-06 with Humor categories.
The creme de la crud of screen history "War! War! That's all you think of, Dick Plantagenet! You burner! You pillager!" --Virginia Mayo as Lady Edith to George Sanders in King Richard and the Crusaders (1954) "Visits? That would indicate visitors." --Army captain learning of alien visits in Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959) "When I'm sitting here with you, I don't even think about the slime people." --Hero to heroine in The Slime People (1962) "Suck the coffin mushroom now." --The Ultimate Vampire (1991) "This is bad." --Leonardo DiCaprio as the you-know-what hits the you-know-what in Titanic (1997)
The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said
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Author : Petras
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1995-09
The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said written by Petras and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1995-09 with categories.
The Stupidest Things Ever Said By Politicians
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Author : Ross Petras
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 1999
The Stupidest Things Ever Said By Politicians written by Ross Petras and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1999 with Political science categories.
...A nonpartisan hall of shame featuring the idiotic utterances, ridiculous slogans, mixed metaphors, and lame excuses that have fallen from the mouths of our fearless leaders around the world, and from the present and past (because stupidity knows no age).
1001 Dumbest Things Ever Said
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Author : Steven Price
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2001-01-01
1001 Dumbest Things Ever Said written by Steven Price and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2001-01-01 with categories.
The 776 Even Stupider Things Ever Said
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Author : Ross Petras
language : en
Publisher: Harper Collins
Release Date : 1994-05-07
The 776 Even Stupider Things Ever Said written by Ross Petras and has been published by Harper Collins this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1994-05-07 with Humor categories.
For the many readers still laughing from The 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said, here are 776 even stupider quotes overheard around the world.
The 176 Stupidest Things Ever Done
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Author : Ross Petras
language : en
Publisher: Main Street Books
Release Date : 2011-11-09
The 176 Stupidest Things Ever Done written by Ross Petras and has been published by Main Street Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-11-09 with Humor categories.
*Too lazy to drive to his girlfriend's house, a man ties helium balloons to a lawn chair--and ends up at 15,000 feet, closing the L. A. airport. *A Chinese contraception program causes the birth rate to rise when men are discovered taking birth control pills and unrolling condoms over their fingers--exactly as shown in the training film. *A gang of Norwegian thieves carefully uses explosives to open a safe--only to find the safe is filled with dynamite. . . In the national bestseller The 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said--over 200,000 copies in print--Ross and Kathryn Petras immortalized idiotic utterances by public figures and average citizens alike. But what about the doers out there, the people who didn't stop at speaking, but went right out and did something stupid instead? It's time to give credit where credit is due. The 176 Stupidest Things Ever Done is a hilarious collection of inane incidents, senseless stunts, farcical feats, and utterly asinine activities from throughout history, and around the globe. From Sam Goldwyn to Walter Mondale, Albert Einstein to Fabio, the board of General Motors to British Parliament, this comic compendium chronicles the stupidest acts, ideas, decisions, inventions, songs, and ad campaigns that the mind of modern man has been able to devise. The 176 Stupidest Things Ever Done is a non-stop barrage of belly laughs, conclusive proof that actions speak louder--and funnier--than words.
Wow I M A Genieous
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Author : Mike Haskins
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2014-04-17
Wow I M A Genieous written by Mike Haskins and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-04-17 with Humor categories.
A hilarious collection of the weirdest, stupidest and most outrageous things ever said on the internet on sites such as Facebook, Twitter, Ebay, Amazon, YouTube and even in good old-fashioned emails. Years ago if you said or did something stupid or embarrassing, it would have remained relatively private and have would soon been forgotten. Now thanks to advances in technology every cringe-making remark that we make online is preserved not only for the rest of eternity but is also instantly available for all the world to see! Wow! I'm a Genieous! presents an irresistible collection of ill-thought out comments, opinions, online disputes and sheer unashamed ignorance. So join us as we find the people who put the twit in Twitter and the mess in instant message. Contents include: Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers: e.g. "Does anyone know Obama's last name?" "Are there any lakes in the Lake District?" Angry Outbursts: Furious, insane or wildly over the top comments from You Tube etc Harrods it ain't - buying and selling on the internet: "I won a filthy Powerbook 540 which took about one month to arrive. The seller clearly used rubbish from their bin to pack the box; complete with McDonalds wrappers with old french fries and lettuce!" Observations To Leave You Speechless: "Does it rain in Australia? Because it's the other side of the world doesn't the rain just fall away into space?", "The Olympics has been going three thousand years?! We're only up to 2012!" "I like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur." Reviews from Hell: "The beach was too sandy and there were too many fish in the sea...", "We went on holiday to Spain and had problems with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish" Online Slip Ups: Internet-based disasters e.g. the school headmaster who asked his bursar to reply to a complaint from an old lady by telling her to "get stuffed" but accidentally copied her in on the message Communication Problems: Extraordinary spelling mistakes and terrible grammar e.g. "nothing more fun than wachting sex and city and raping Christmas pressants", "Why is the USA bombin Labia?" People Who Really Don't Deserve Our Money: e.g. An email from a Euromillions winner promising you a share of their win. As if!