Texts From Mittens
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Texts From Mittens
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Author : Angie Bailey
language : en
Publisher: Hanover Square Press
Release Date : 2021-08-03
Texts From Mittens written by Angie Bailey and has been published by Hanover Square Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-08-03 with Humor categories.
Meet Mittens, the internet's favorite text-happy cat. Based on the viral blog by award-winning author Angie Bailey, Texts from Mittens is a series of comical text messages exchanged between a snappy, self-absorbed cat and his long-suffering human. Mittens relentlessly hassles his human all day long, while only taking breaks to watch Judge Judy, hang with his best friend Stumpy, complain about the antics of Drunk Patty the neighbor, ask Grandma for money to buy useless items from QVC, and harass the "filthy beast" dog, Phil. The perfect gift for cat lovers and feline fans, Texts from Mittens perfectly captures the thoughts, schemes, and commentary from the internet sensation and world's favorite cat.
Texts From Mittens
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Author : Angie Bailey
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2019-09-03
Texts From Mittens written by Angie Bailey and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-09-03 with Humor categories.
Follow along with Mittens as he enjoys hilarious, snark-filled text volleys with his cast of quirky friends and family: Earl (the “filthy hound”), Stumpy (the best friend), Drunky Patty (the usually tipsy next-door neighbor), Grandma (giver of treats), and Fiona (Mitty’s girlfriend). Based on Angie Bailey’s virally popular blog, Texts from Mittens: The Friends and Family Edition is feline humor at its finest.
Texts From Mittens
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Author : Angie Bailey
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2019
Texts From Mittens written by Angie Bailey and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019 with Cats categories.
Texts From Mittens
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Author : Angie Bailey
language : en
Publisher: Harlequin
Release Date : 2015-03-31
Texts From Mittens written by Angie Bailey and has been published by Harlequin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-03-31 with Humor categories.
Texts from Mittens is a series of text message conversations between a snappy, self-absorbed housecat named Mittens and his long-suffering human, a single woman who works away from home during the day. Mittens relentlessly hassles his human all day long, while only taking breaks to watch Judge Judy, hang with his best friend Stumpy, complain about the antics of Drunk Patty the neighbor, ask Grandma for money to buy useless items from QVC, and harass the “filthy beast” dog, Phil. Angie Bailey is an award-winning writer and blogger, humorist, and professional member of the Cat Writers’ Association. Her primary blog, Catladyland, has won many awards, and her humor writing is featured nearly daily on Catster.com, one of the most popular cat sites on the Web. She loves to photograph her cats in silly poses and sleeps with one eye open. And yes, she has three cats. “Each installment of Texts From Mittens is like a little gift to brighten your day!” —Kate Benjamin, Hauspanther founder and co-author of Catification with Jackson Galaxy "Texts From Mittens makes me wish my cat had thumbs! This is a hilarious book; Angie Bailey has done it again!” —Jeremy Greenberg, Author of Sorry I Barfed on Your Bed "We all knew that cats were hilarious, but Ms. Bailey's sardonic cat quips really take their mannerisms, attitude and occasional apathy to another level." —Susan Michals, Curator of Cat Art Show Los Angeles Come home! There's an emergency! What?? Are you OK? My dish is half empty! I'll be home soon. You wish starvation upon me! Stop being dramatic. Am weeak. Caan hasrdly tyyppe. Are you going to wear those black pants on your bed? Yes. I have a date. They're comfortable. Mittens, get off my pants! FYI: Poly-blend makes your butt look big
Texts From Dog The Dog Delusion
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Author : October Jones
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2013-10-24
Texts From Dog The Dog Delusion written by October Jones and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-10-24 with Humor categories.
Dog is back - the Bark Knight has risen. Unfortunately for weary owner October Jones (but luckily for us), that means there is a brand new selection of the funniest, most bizarre texts from his insane canine companion. There is also the welcome return of Batdog and CatCat (half cat, half cat), and a new 'friend' in Benedict, the creepiest pug in the world.
Life Works Itself Out
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Author : Keiya Mizuno
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2016-10-11
Life Works Itself Out written by Keiya Mizuno and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-10-11 with Humor categories.
A runaway bestseller in Japan, now available in English for the first time, Life Works Itself Out is an unforgettable collection of adorable cat photos and sage life advice that will appeal to fans of Texts from Mittens, I Could Pee on This, and Grumpy Cat. Humans could learn a thing or two from cats—and Life Works Itself Out is here to relay all of kittendom’s accumulated wisdom to mankind, one loveable photo and wise aphorism at a time. A mega-bestseller in Japan (where it has sold more than 700,000 copies), this book is filled with inspirational quotes and entertaining four-color photographs of cats that range from the heartwarming to the humorous. Whether you’re feeling down and looking for a lift, or you need some lighthearted life advice, who better to turn to than man’s TRUE best friend—the trusty feline. The purr-fect pick-me-up or gift book, Life Works Itself Out will have cat lovers pawing through its pages over and over again.
Whiskerslist
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Author : Angie Bailey
language : en
Publisher: Running Press
Release Date : 2013-09-03
Whiskerslist written by Angie Bailey and has been published by Running Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-09-03 with Humor categories.
When the humans are away, the cats will play . . . online Do you ever wonder what your cat does when you're not home? Is your keyboard covered with mysterious paw prints? Well, your feline friend might be hiding a secret Internet addiction: whiskerslist. The kitty community is more connected than ever with this online hub that brings together cats looking to sell lousy pet toys, rant about their humans, search for a soul mate (or quick hookup), and much more. With more than 160 hilarious classified ads written for cats, by cats, whiskerslist reveals the inner lives of our furry companions like never before.
Mitten Tree
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Author : Candace Christiansen
language : en
Publisher: Fulcrum Publishing
Release Date : 2017-10-16
Mitten Tree written by Candace Christiansen and has been published by Fulcrum Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-10-16 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
One snowy day an elderly woman, Sarah, watches children gathering at the bus stop. While they never seem to notice her, she notices them, especially one little boy who has no mittens. That night, Sarah knits the boy a pair of cozy mittens and places them on the blue spruce tree for him to discover. It soon becomes a game, with the children looking for new mittens on the mysterious tree every morning, and Sarah joyfully knitting new ones each night. With its touching message and delightful illustrations, adults and children will enjoy this intergenerational tale for years to come.
Selbu Mittens
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Author : Anne Bardsgard
language : en
Publisher: Trafalgar Square Books
Release Date : 2022-12-31
Selbu Mittens written by Anne Bardsgard and has been published by Trafalgar Square Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-12-31 with Crafts & Hobbies categories.
The ultimate compendium for any Norwegian mitten enthusiast, this gorgeous and inspiring resource was produced in conjunction with a one-of-a-kind exhibition of gloves and mittens from Selbu at the Sverresborg Trøndelag Folkemuseum. A thoroughly researched and illustrated account of the rich history of Selbu patterning—instantly recognizable for its dramatic contrasts and intricate motifs—covers the development of the designs themselves, and the essential role these knitted accessories have played in the cultural and economic development of the Selbu region. Then, dive into pages upon pages of over 500 colorwork charts, organized according to the source of their inspiration, from classic stars, snowflakes, and flowers to elk, spiders, and coffee beans. Complete patterns are included for 35 mittens and gloves from the original museum collection, accompanied by short biographies of the original designers—or choose from an overflowing selection of motifs for palms, thumbs, cuffs, and even patterned edging techniques for joining around the hand, to create endlessly fascinating combinations.
Cats On Catnip
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Author : Andrew Marttila
language : en
Publisher: Running Press Adult
Release Date : 2018-06-19
Cats On Catnip written by Andrew Marttila and has been published by Running Press Adult this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-06-19 with Pets categories.
A humorous collection of dozens of photos of funny and adorable cats as they play with, roll in, and chow down their favorite snack of choice -- catnip. Cats love catnip. Whether it's eating it, playing with it, or rolling around in it, catnip turns our domestic feline friends into hilarious balls of activity. Carefree and unconstrained, they are free to be silly, exceptionally playful, and downright gnarly. Professional pet photographer and self-confessed crazy cat man Andrew Marttila (the photographer behind Shop Cats of New York) captures a range of the cats' silly and expressive personalities as they react to their catnip trip. Delightful, elegant Fluffy transforms into a hell-bent renegade. Shy, reserved Mittens becomes a free-loving acrobat. In the blink of an eye, a cat's expression transforms from bored to inquisitive to playful to curious to bizarre . . . to utterly unhinged. A fun and delightful look at our furry companions, this gift book is perfect for every cat lover.