The Awesome Book Of Dog Humor
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The Awesome Book Of Dog Humor
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Author : Bob Phillips
language : en
Publisher: Harvest House Publishers
Release Date : 2009-06-01
The Awesome Book Of Dog Humor written by Bob Phillips and has been published by Harvest House Publishers this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-06-01 with Humor categories.
Funny bone humor has gone to the dogs. And humans will forever be grateful as they roll over with laughter at cartoonist Jonny Hawkins' crack-up drawings and bestselling joke master Bob Phillips' pack of doggone good riddles happy tails to you--sled dog humor "What do you get when you crossbreed..." hilarious combos canine quotes and quips tales full of delightful puppy plots Perfect for dog lovers and humorists of every breed. Whoever buys this will forever be out of the doghouse.
Awesome Dog 5000 Book 1
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Author : Justin Dean
language : en
Publisher: Random House Books for Young Readers
Release Date : 2019-07-02
Awesome Dog 5000 Book 1 written by Justin Dean and has been published by Random House Books for Young Readers this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-07-02 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Heads up, DOG MAN lovers! Watch out, readers of BAD GUYS! Robotic dog AWESOME DOG 5000 is in the neighborhood and he's. . . well, he's awesome. Marty, Ralph, and Skyler might make the ultimate secret combo when battling alien-slime ninjas in their favorite video game, but in real life they're just regular kids. That is, until the three best friends discover Awesome Dog 5000, a robotic dog with very real power-ups. Awesome Dog can "bark" a sonic boom, "walk" at speeds over three hundred miles per hour, and "fetch" with an atomic cannon. Life for Marty, Ralph, and Skyler just got a major turbo-boost! Attention, readers! AWESOME DOG 5000 is a wild action-comedy told through a mix of text and black-and-white illustrations, with a mystery to solve at the end. Can you handle the awesomeness?
The Awesome Book Of Cat Humor
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Author : Bob Phillips
language : en
Publisher: Harvest House Publishers
Release Date : 2009
The Awesome Book Of Cat Humor written by Bob Phillips and has been published by Harvest House Publishers this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009 with Humor categories.
Curiosity got the cat and humor will get readers when they pick up a copy of this spectacular collection of cat humor from cartoonist Jonny Hawkins and bestselling jokester Bob Phillips. A litter full of clever quotes Tail-chasing laughs What cats really think! Kitty riddles Festive feline funny stories Page after page provides nine lives' worth of laughs for readers of every age.
Little Black Book Of Dog Jokes
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Author : Suzanne Schwalb
language : en
Publisher: Peter Pauper Press, Inc.
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Little Black Book Of Dog Jokes written by Suzanne Schwalb and has been published by Peter Pauper Press, Inc. this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on with Humor categories.
Besides being man's best friends, our canine companions turn out to be some of the world's best comedians, from puppy antics that convulse us into giggles, to the pranks of older furry friends that keep us chortling at life's follies. Here is a compact treasury of canine humor that simply takes the biscuit. Packed with dog jokes, dog riddles (''What has four legs and one arm? A happy pit bull''), quips and quotes (''Never moon a werewolf''),''dogma,'' doggerel, and much more, such as dog license errors (''Alaskan Malibu,'' ''Borderline Collie''), it's guaranteed to have you howling with laughter. Note: Some ''mature'' (actually immature) content.
The Secret Thoughts Of Dogs
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Author : CJ Rose
language : en
Publisher: The Collective Book Studio
Release Date : 2021-11-16
The Secret Thoughts Of Dogs written by CJ Rose and has been published by The Collective Book Studio this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-11-16 with Humor categories.
Crack open the hilarious and heartwarming inner thoughts of man's best friend with this must-have gift book—perfect for dog lovers who are ready to see just who trained whom! “An illustrated phrase book for dog lovers of all ages….Find your own man’s best friend and curl up for some love, laughs, and insight.” —Kirkus Reviews Have you ever wondered exactly what your canine companion is thinking? “I finally trained her to give me a treat if I shake her hand.” “Please,please let tonight be ‘Burger Night.’” “Finally! A tree that no other dog has ever peed on!” You don’t have to be a mind reader, because in The Secret Thoughts of Dogs those silent musings are finally revealed. Filled with endearing mischief and uproarious confessions, get ready to laugh out loud when you discover just what your best friend is really pondering.
My Dog The Paradox
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Author : The Oatmeal
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2013-05-07
My Dog The Paradox written by The Oatmeal and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-05-07 with Humor categories.
This eponymous comic became an instant hit when it went live on The Oatmeal.com and was liked on Facebook by 700,000 fans. Now fans will have a keepsake book of this comic to give and to keep. In My Dog: The Paradox, Inman discusses the canine penchant for rolling in horse droppings, chasing large animals four times their size, and acting recklessly enthusiastic through the entirety of their impulsive, lovable lives. Hilarious and heartfelt, My Dog: The Paradox eloquently illustrates the complicated relationship between man and dog. We will never know why dogs fear hair dryers, or being baited into staring contests with cats, but as Inman explains, perhaps we love dogs so much “because their lives aren’t lengthy, logical, or deliberate, but an explosive paradox composed of fur, teeth, and enthusiasm.”
175 Dog Jokes
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Author : Johnny Laughing
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2016-06-12
175 Dog Jokes written by Johnny Laughing and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-06-12 with categories.
FUNNY DOG JOKES FOR KIDS! Are you looking for a fun book to keep the kids entertained and happy? This funny joke book for kids is excellent for early and beginning readers. Laughing and jokes have been proven to have positive mental and physical effects on the body! This books is especially great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. 175+ funny dog jokes Excellent for early and beginner readers Fun maze puzzles added for extra activities Great for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloud Funny and hilarious jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults Q: Which dog can tell time? A: A watch dog! LOL! Q: What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tail? A: A retail store! HAHA! Q: Which dog never has a tail? A: A hot dog! LOL! Q: How do you get a dog to stop barking in the back seat of a car? A: Put him in the front seat! HAHA! Q: Why is the mother flea so unhappy? A: All her children have gone to the dogs. Best-Selling Author ~ Johnny B. Laughing The Joke King is back with another hilarious joke book full of funny, laugh-out-loud, crazy comedy and MASSIVE assortment of dog and puppy jokes for children of all ages, teens, and adults. This awesome joke book for kids is easy to read and full of laughs! WARNING: This funny joke book will cause you to laugh hysterically! Scroll up and click 'buy' to start laughing today!
My Dog S The World S Best Dog
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Author : Suzy Becker
language : en
Publisher: Workman Publishing
Release Date : 1995-01-01
My Dog S The World S Best Dog written by Suzy Becker and has been published by Workman Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1995-01-01 with Pets categories.
A humorous guide for dog lovers captures many moments in the unique relationship between humans and dogs, offering such adoring owner perspectives as "She gives the best greetings, even if I've only been gone for forty-five seconds." Original. Tour.
Dog S Best Friend
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Author : Mark OHare
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 1999-03
Dog S Best Friend written by Mark OHare and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1999-03 with Humor categories.
"I laughed so hard at Citizen Dog one day that I actually got the hiccups." --Kevin Fagan, creator of Drabble Man is dog's best friend. At least, that is in the case in Dog's Best Friend, the hilarious collection of Citizen Dog comic strips from creator Mark O'Hare. The humor of quick-witted canine Fergus and his hapless owner Mel are reminiscent of classic comedy teams such as Laurel and Hardy or the Honeymooners' Ed Norton and Ralph Cramden. Everything Fergus and Mel do, they do together--whether it's going to the movies, shopping, taking a walk, or sleeping. By foregoing the traditional master/dog relationship, Mel and Fergus are in a perpetual--and hysterical--power struggle that's reminiscent of an old married couple. Which one gets to be "roller guy" and who has to paint all the edges when the two decide to repaint the living room? How many times does Fergus get to eat--six or seven? The two may never figure out solutions to these everyday problems, but Citizen Dog readers found out long ago that the results are always hysterical. Anyone who enjoys slapstick humor, the company of a fun pet, or just plain funny circumstances won't want to miss Dog's Best Friend. Whether you're a child, a parent, or a senior citizen, it's a treasure of strips that will leave you howling.
Dog Shaming
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Author : Pascale Lemire
language : en
Publisher: Random House
Release Date : 2013-09-26
Dog Shaming written by Pascale Lemire and has been published by Random House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-09-26 with Pets categories.
Our dogs are our best friends. They are always happy to see us. They comfort us in our times of need. They also eat our shoes, stain our carpets, and embarrass us in front of our guests. Based on the runaway web phenomenon, Dog Shaming features hilarious and adorable photos of petulant pups accompanied by notes detailing their misdeeds: waking sleeping babies, eating vomit, chasing postmen, unplugging alarm clocks, peeing on stuff, etc. So share in the shaming and laugh through your frustration as Dog Shaming reminds us that unconditional love goes both ways.