The Best Ever Book Of Corrections Officer Jokes
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The Best Ever Book Of Corrections Officer Jokes
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2012-07-09
The Best Ever Book Of Corrections Officer Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-07-09 with Humor categories.
The Best Ever Book of Corrections Officer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Corrections Officer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Corrections Officer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Corrections Officer Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Corrections Officer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Corrections Officer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Corrections Officers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Corrections Officer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Corrections Officer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Corrections Officer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Corrections Officers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
The Best Ever Book Of Prison Officer Jokes
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2012-07-09
The Best Ever Book Of Prison Officer Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-07-09 with Humor categories.
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Prison Officer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Prison Officer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Prison Officer Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Prison Officer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Prison Officer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Prison Officers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Prison Officer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Prison Officer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Prison Officer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Prison Officers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
The Best Ever Book Of Prison Guard Jokes
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2012-07-09
The Best Ever Book Of Prison Guard Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-07-09 with Humor categories.
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Prison Guard jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Prison Guard Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Prison Guard Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Prison Guard joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Prison Guard jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Prison Guards wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Prison Guard and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Prison Guard brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Prison Guard who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Prison Guards laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
You Re An Awesome Correctional Officer Keep That Shit Up
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Author : Swapchops Profession Humor Alley
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2019-11-24
You Re An Awesome Correctional Officer Keep That Shit Up written by Swapchops Profession Humor Alley and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-11-24 with categories.
This funny joke gift for your beloved Correctional Officer is a hilarious present that your favorite Corrections Officer would surely love. Share a lot of love and laughs with your awesome Correctional Officer with this fun, beautiful & thoughtful gift that shows how much they are appreciated. 6 x 9 inch, 120 Pages. This notebook has a mix of blank sketch pages on one side for sketching & drawing and ruled lined pages on the other for writing. Convenient size to carry with you on the go.
The Best Ever Guide To Demotivation For Corrections Officers
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Author : Mark Young
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2013-04-27
The Best Ever Guide To Demotivation For Corrections Officers written by Mark Young and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-04-27 with categories.
If you're looking to gain respect from your employees, increase your income and get more out of your friends, for you, The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Corrections Officers is the book you're looking for. While The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Corrections Officers appears to be parody of motivational books, many employers have used this book to get their employees to work harder and increase their standing in the community. Rather than showing you ways to motivate your employees so they'll want to work harder, this book show you how to use fear and intimidation to MAKE them work harder, and ensure that your friends give you the respect you think you deserve. Some of the ways you can use demotivation to get what you want include: *** Every Corrections Officer knows that meetings are a complete waste of time. Make yourself more efficient by turning up at every meeting fifteen minutes late, leaving early, and popping in and out while it's in progress. *** Maintain the distance between yourself, the Corrections Officer, and your friends by never smiling or saying hello to anybody. While this may appear rude, it's better than having to deal with their problems. *** Nobody gets a better deal at restaurants than Corrections Officers. Before dividing up the bill, calculate your share and work out if it's cheaper to split the bill evenly, or for everybody to pay their own share. Do this every time to save the maximum amount possible. *** Install phones in every bathroom stall and above the urinals so your employees can continue working while they do their business. ***
The Best Ever Book Of Probation Officer Jokes
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
Release Date : 2012-07-19
The Best Ever Book Of Probation Officer Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by Createspace Independent Pub this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-07-19 with Humor categories.
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Probation Officer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Probation Officer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Probation Officer Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Probation Officer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Probation Officer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Probation Officers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Probation Officer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Probation Officer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Probation Officer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Probation Officers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
The Best Ever Book Of Money Saving Tips For Corrections Officers
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2013-07-21
The Best Ever Book Of Money Saving Tips For Corrections Officers written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-07-21 with Business & Economics categories.
The Best Ever Book of Money Saving Tips for Corrections Officers: Creative Ways to Cut Your Costs, Conserve Your Capital And Keep Your Cash; is the ultimate guide to saving money and getting rich quick. Filled with the craziest, funniest and most ridiculous money saving tips you can imagine, this humorous, groundbreaking resource shows you how Corrections Officers waste money and provides you with everything you need to transform your life.The Best Ever Book of Money Saving Tips for Corrections Officers is filled revolutionary tips that even the tightest Tightwad would have trouble coming up with. Bright ideas include: • Hanging out your dental floss to dry so you can reuse it later • Finding God to reduce your household expenses • Filling your Thermos at work to reduce your water bill • Fasting to reduce your food costs. Other tips include: • Cutting your bathroom costs by 50% • Changing the perception others have of you • Making your family grateful for the things they have • Getting others to help you save money • Reducing your expenditure on food and other necessities.The savings in this book are so extreme; most Corrections Officers won't be able to implement them. But for those that do, they'll be able to recover the cost of this book after just a few pages. Ask yourself: Are you a cost-cutting warrior willing to make the ultimate sacrifice to save money, or are you a spendthrift Corrections Officer who wastes money?
The Best Ever Guide To Demotivation For Prison Officers
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Author : Mark Young
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2013-05-10
The Best Ever Guide To Demotivation For Prison Officers written by Mark Young and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-05-10 with categories.
If you're looking to gain respect from your employees, increase your income and get more out of your friends, for you, The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Prison Officers is the book you're looking for. While The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Prison Officers appears to be parody of motivational books, many employers have used this book to get their employees to work harder and increase their standing in the community. Rather than showing you ways to motivate your employees so they'll want to work harder, this book show you how to use fear and intimidation to MAKE them work harder, and ensure that your friends give you the respect you think you deserve. Some of the ways you can use demotivation to get what you want include: *** Every Prison Officer knows that meetings are a complete waste of time. Make yourself more efficient by turning up at every meeting fifteen minutes late, leaving early, and popping in and out while it's in progress. *** Maintain the distance between yourself, the Prison Officer, and your friends by never smiling or saying hello to anybody. While this may appear rude, it's better than having to deal with their problems. *** Nobody gets a better deal at restaurants than Prison Officers. Before dividing up the bill, calculate your share and work out if it's cheaper to split the bill evenly, or for everybody to pay their own share. Do this every time to save the maximum amount possible. *** Install phones in every bathroom stall and above the urinals so your employees can continue working while they do their business. ***
Trust Me I M A Correctional Officer Funny Writing Notebook Journal For Work Daily Diary Planner Organizer For Correctional Officers Prison Offi
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Author : Magic Journal Publishing
language : en
Publisher: Independently Published
Release Date : 2019-03-18
Trust Me I M A Correctional Officer Funny Writing Notebook Journal For Work Daily Diary Planner Organizer For Correctional Officers Prison Offi written by Magic Journal Publishing and has been published by Independently Published this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-03-18 with Humor categories.
Lined 6x9 journal with 108 blank pages. This is the perfect and inexpensive birthday, Anniversary, appreciation, or any occasion gift for correctional officers to doodle, sketch, put stickers, write memories, or take notes in. Grab this amazing journal gift now!
The High House
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Author : Jessie Greengrass
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2022-01-04
The High House written by Jessie Greengrass and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-01-04 with Fiction categories.
Trying to make a home in the midst of an environmental disaster, Caro, her younger half-brother, and High House's caretaker and his daughter fight to stay alive as the rising waters threaten to engulf the whole town.