The Best Ever Book Of Prison Officer Jokes
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The Best Ever Book Of Prison Officer Jokes
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2012-07-09
The Best Ever Book Of Prison Officer Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-07-09 with Humor categories.
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Prison Officer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Prison Officer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Prison Officer Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Prison Officer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Prison Officer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Prison Officers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Prison Officer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Prison Officer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Prison Officer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Prison Officers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
The Best Ever Book Of Prison Guard Jokes
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2012-07-09
The Best Ever Book Of Prison Guard Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-07-09 with Humor categories.
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Prison Guard jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Prison Guard Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Prison Guard Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Prison Guard joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Prison Guard jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Prison Guards wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Prison Guard and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Prison Guard brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Prison Guard who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Prison Guards laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
The Best Ever Book Of Corrections Officer Jokes
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2012-07-09
The Best Ever Book Of Corrections Officer Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-07-09 with Humor categories.
The Best Ever Book of Corrections Officer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Corrections Officer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Corrections Officer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Corrections Officer Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Corrections Officer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Corrections Officer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Corrections Officers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Corrections Officer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Corrections Officer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Corrections Officer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Corrections Officers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
The Best Ever Guide To Demotivation For Prison Officers
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Author : Mark Young
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2013-05-10
The Best Ever Guide To Demotivation For Prison Officers written by Mark Young and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-05-10 with categories.
If you're looking to gain respect from your employees, increase your income and get more out of your friends, for you, The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Prison Officers is the book you're looking for. While The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Prison Officers appears to be parody of motivational books, many employers have used this book to get their employees to work harder and increase their standing in the community. Rather than showing you ways to motivate your employees so they'll want to work harder, this book show you how to use fear and intimidation to MAKE them work harder, and ensure that your friends give you the respect you think you deserve. Some of the ways you can use demotivation to get what you want include: *** Every Prison Officer knows that meetings are a complete waste of time. Make yourself more efficient by turning up at every meeting fifteen minutes late, leaving early, and popping in and out while it's in progress. *** Maintain the distance between yourself, the Prison Officer, and your friends by never smiling or saying hello to anybody. While this may appear rude, it's better than having to deal with their problems. *** Nobody gets a better deal at restaurants than Prison Officers. Before dividing up the bill, calculate your share and work out if it's cheaper to split the bill evenly, or for everybody to pay their own share. Do this every time to save the maximum amount possible. *** Install phones in every bathroom stall and above the urinals so your employees can continue working while they do their business. ***
The Best Ever Book Of Parole Officer Jokes
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
Release Date : 2012-07-19
The Best Ever Book Of Parole Officer Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by Createspace Independent Pub this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-07-19 with Humor categories.
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Parole Officer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Parole Officer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Parole Officer Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Parole Officer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Parole Officer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Parole Officers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Parole Officer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Parole Officer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Parole Officer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Parole Officers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
The Best Ever Book Of Surveillance Officer Jokes
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2012-07-16
The Best Ever Book Of Surveillance Officer Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-07-16 with Humor categories.
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Surveillance Officer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Surveillance Officer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Surveillance Officer Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Surveillance Officer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Surveillance Officer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Surveillance Officers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Surveillance Officer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Surveillance Officer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Surveillance Officer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Surveillance Officers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
The Best Ever Book Of Probation Officer Jokes
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
Release Date : 2012-07-19
The Best Ever Book Of Probation Officer Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by Createspace Independent Pub this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-07-19 with Humor categories.
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Probation Officer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Probation Officer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Probation Officer Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Probation Officer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Probation Officer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Probation Officers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Probation Officer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Probation Officer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Probation Officer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Probation Officers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
The Best Ever Guide To Demotivation For Prison Guards
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Author : Mark Young
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2013-04-26
The Best Ever Guide To Demotivation For Prison Guards written by Mark Young and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-04-26 with categories.
If you're looking to gain respect from your employees, increase your income and get more out of your friends, for you, The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Prison Guards is the book you're looking for. While The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Prison Guards appears to be parody of motivational books, many employers have used this book to get their employees to work harder and increase their standing in the community. Rather than showing you ways to motivate your employees so they'll want to work harder, this book show you how to use fear and intimidation to MAKE them work harder, and ensure that your friends give you the respect you think you deserve. Some of the ways you can use demotivation to get what you want include: *** Every Prison Guard knows that meetings are a complete waste of time. Make yourself more efficient by turning up at every meeting fifteen minutes late, leaving early, and popping in and out while it's in progress. *** Maintain the distance between yourself, the Prison Guard, and your friends by never smiling or saying hello to anybody. While this may appear rude, it's better than having to deal with their problems. *** Nobody gets a better deal at restaurants than Prison Guards. Before dividing up the bill, calculate your share and work out if it's cheaper to split the bill evenly, or for everybody to pay their own share. Do this every time to save the maximum amount possible. *** Install phones in every bathroom stall and above the urinals so your employees can continue working while they do their business. ***
The Best Ever Book Of Police Jokes
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2011-12-12
The Best Ever Book Of Police Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-12-12 with Humor categories.
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of police jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Police Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of police jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one police joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many police jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do police wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A police officer and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The police officer turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the police officer.The police officer's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the police officer who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do police officers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
The Best Ever Book Of Intelligence Officer Jokes
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
Release Date : 2012-07-19
The Best Ever Book Of Intelligence Officer Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by Createspace Independent Pub this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-07-19 with Humor categories.
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Intelligence Officer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Intelligence Officer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Intelligence Officer Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Intelligence Officer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Intelligence Officer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Intelligence Officers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Intelligence Officer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Intelligence Officer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Intelligence Officer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Intelligence Officers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***