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The Best Ever Book Of Police Jokes
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2011-12-12
The Best Ever Book Of Police Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-12-12 with Humor categories.
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of police jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Police Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of police jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one police joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many police jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do police wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A police officer and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The police officer turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the police officer.The police officer's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the police officer who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do police officers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
The Cop Joke Book
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Author : Kelly Michel Barker
language : en
Publisher: Blurb
Release Date : 2018-03-30
The Cop Joke Book written by Kelly Michel Barker and has been published by Blurb this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-03-30 with Humor categories.
Jokes about cops, The funniest ones of all, Humor.
Best Joke Book Ever
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Author : Charles Keller
language : en
Publisher:
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Cop Jokes
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Author : Lou Savelli
language : en
Publisher: Looseleaf Law Publications
Release Date : 2007
Cop Jokes written by Lou Savelli and has been published by Looseleaf Law Publications this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007 with Law enforcement categories.
Filled with cop jokes and humor:- Revised Miranda Warnings- Advice to Dumb Criminals- Police Quotes- 10 Indicators the Chief Hates You...and more!It will provide hours of laughter, fun, and smiles.It makes a great gift for your partner!It can be used as a fun roll call opener!
The Biggest Joke Book Ever
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Author : Jack Jacoby
language : en
Publisher: Trafford Publishing
Release Date : 2008-09
The Biggest Joke Book Ever written by Jack Jacoby and has been published by Trafford Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-09 with Humor categories.
An amazing collection of thousands of jokes - great for any occasions or just to get a great belly-laugh.
The Best Ever Book Of Corrections Officer Jokes
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2012-07-09
The Best Ever Book Of Corrections Officer Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-07-09 with Humor categories.
The Best Ever Book of Corrections Officer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Corrections Officer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Corrections Officer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Corrections Officer Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Corrections Officer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Corrections Officer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Corrections Officers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Corrections Officer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Corrections Officer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Corrections Officer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Corrections Officers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
The Best Joke Book Period
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Author : William Donohue
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2014-11
The Best Joke Book Period written by William Donohue and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-11 with Humor categories.
Discover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!
Jokes For Blokes
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Author : Llewellyn Dowd
language : en
Publisher: Random House
Release Date : 2011-10-06
Jokes For Blokes written by Llewellyn Dowd and has been published by Random House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-10-06 with Humor categories.
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 9 pints What do you call a man with a 2 inch penis? Justin What's pink and hard in the morning? The Financial Times crossword Did you hear about the consignment of Viagra pills stolen from a warehouse? Police are on the lookout for hardened criminals An aeroplane is about to crash, when a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, 'If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.' She removes all her clothing and asks, 'Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?' A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, 'Here, iron this!' The greatest ever collection of dirty jokes guaranteed to offend and outrage the prudish. Full of hilarious gags, it's totally politically incorrect, unashamedly x-rated and downright filthy. Definitely one to keep well out of the way of the mother-in-law...
The Biggest Funniest Wackiest Grossest Joke Book Ever
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Author : Editors of Portable Press
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2020-09-01
The Biggest Funniest Wackiest Grossest Joke Book Ever written by Editors of Portable Press and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-09-01 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
Your friends and family will be laughing—and groaning—each time you send one of these zingers their way! Every kid’s joke-abulary will skyrocket with The Biggest, Funniest, Wackiest, Grossest Joke Book Ever! We’ve combined our four best-selling joke books into this special hardcover collection, and added some new jokes too! Hundreds of knock-knock jokes, one-liners, puns, and other groaners make this a must-have for any aspiring class clown. Family jokes, animal jokes, and gross-out jokes for every occasion are waiting for you in this book of silliness!
Police Humor
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Author : Oliver Gaspirtz
language : en
Publisher: Westhoff Publishing
Release Date : 2014-07-14
Police Humor written by Oliver Gaspirtz and has been published by Westhoff Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-07-14 with Humor categories.
The lighter side of law enforcement: comics for cops and weird news about stupid criminals. This book is a tribute to all the hard working men and women in law enforcement who risk their lives every day for an often less than grateful public. The cartoons capture the human side of police officers, and find humor in the often very stressful situations they deal with. As George Bernard Shaw said: “Life does not cease to be funny when someone dies, anymore than it ceases to be serious when someone laughs.” “Policing is a serious job, and at some point you’ve got to lighten up. If you’re serious all the time, you’ll go crazy in this job. Cops love humor.” -Darlene Hutchingson-Hunter, editor of The Police Marksman “The great salve for the soul, humor has always been used by cops as a counterweight to the high-stress demands and seriousness of the job.” -Dennis Hall, editor of Police magazine “In the rigid and structured world of law enforcement, it’s refreshing to see illustrations that capture the human side of police officers while making us smile. Gaspirtz’ cartoons are always objects of joy and entertainment around the office.” -Cisco Mendoza, art director of Texas Highway Patrol magazine “Gaspirtz’s cartoons are very humorous and down to earth. They reflect the real life of police officers and what they have to face every day, but in a funny, stress-relieving way.” -David J. Armitage, editor of The Police Shield “California Highway Patrol officers always take their duties seriously, but Gaspirtz’s cartoons allow them the room to take themselves a little lighter.” -Carol Perri, editor of The California Highway Patrolman