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Cop Jokes
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Author : Lou Savelli
language : en
Publisher: Looseleaf Law Publications
Release Date : 2007
Cop Jokes written by Lou Savelli and has been published by Looseleaf Law Publications this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007 with Law enforcement categories.
Filled with cop jokes and humor:- Revised Miranda Warnings- Advice to Dumb Criminals- Police Quotes- 10 Indicators the Chief Hates You...and more!It will provide hours of laughter, fun, and smiles.It makes a great gift for your partner!It can be used as a fun roll call opener!
The Cop Joke Book
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Author : Kelly Michel Barker
language : en
Publisher: Blurb
Release Date : 2018-03-30
The Cop Joke Book written by Kelly Michel Barker and has been published by Blurb this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-03-30 with Humor categories.
Jokes about cops, The funniest ones of all, Humor.
Police Pranks Jokes And Other Stories Not Suitable For Children
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Author : Richard Williams
language : en
Publisher: Genius Book Company
Release Date : 2020-04-20
Police Pranks Jokes And Other Stories Not Suitable For Children written by Richard Williams and has been published by Genius Book Company this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-04-20 with categories.
In Police Pranks, Jokes, and Other Stories Not Suitable for Children, retired Long Beach (California) police officer Richard "Buz" Williams collects nearly one hundred anecdotes of pranks, gags, and other antics played by law enforcement officers on other law enforcement and on suspects. Spanning from the 1930s to the present, Police Pranks shares some of the funniest moments handed down from Williams family, including both grandfathers, his father, great uncle, and cousin (all Los Angeles PD officers), from his time in the Long Beach PD, and from stories collected from other parts of the law enforcement world. This collection of short stories is a perfect quick read for anyone interested in law enforcement or just a good laugh.
Police Humor
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Author : Oliver Gaspirtz
language : en
Publisher: Westhoff Publishing
Release Date : 2014-07-14
Police Humor written by Oliver Gaspirtz and has been published by Westhoff Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-07-14 with Humor categories.
The lighter side of law enforcement: comics for cops and weird news about stupid criminals. This book is a tribute to all the hard working men and women in law enforcement who risk their lives every day for an often less than grateful public. The cartoons capture the human side of police officers, and find humor in the often very stressful situations they deal with. As George Bernard Shaw said: “Life does not cease to be funny when someone dies, anymore than it ceases to be serious when someone laughs.” “Policing is a serious job, and at some point you’ve got to lighten up. If you’re serious all the time, you’ll go crazy in this job. Cops love humor.” -Darlene Hutchingson-Hunter, editor of The Police Marksman “The great salve for the soul, humor has always been used by cops as a counterweight to the high-stress demands and seriousness of the job.” -Dennis Hall, editor of Police magazine “In the rigid and structured world of law enforcement, it’s refreshing to see illustrations that capture the human side of police officers while making us smile. Gaspirtz’ cartoons are always objects of joy and entertainment around the office.” -Cisco Mendoza, art director of Texas Highway Patrol magazine “Gaspirtz’s cartoons are very humorous and down to earth. They reflect the real life of police officers and what they have to face every day, but in a funny, stress-relieving way.” -David J. Armitage, editor of The Police Shield “California Highway Patrol officers always take their duties seriously, but Gaspirtz’s cartoons allow them the room to take themselves a little lighter.” -Carol Perri, editor of The California Highway Patrolman
The Best Ever Book Of Police Jokes
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2011-12-12
The Best Ever Book Of Police Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-12-12 with Humor categories.
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of police jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Police Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of police jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one police joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many police jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do police wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A police officer and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The police officer turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the police officer.The police officer's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the police officer who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do police officers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
The Best Ever Book Of Corrections Officer Jokes
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2012-07-09
The Best Ever Book Of Corrections Officer Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-07-09 with Humor categories.
The Best Ever Book of Corrections Officer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Corrections Officer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Corrections Officer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Corrections Officer Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Corrections Officer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Corrections Officer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Corrections Officers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Corrections Officer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Corrections Officer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Corrections Officer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Corrections Officers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
The Best Ever Book Of Surveillance Officer Jokes
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2012-07-16
The Best Ever Book Of Surveillance Officer Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-07-16 with Humor categories.
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Surveillance Officer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Surveillance Officer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Surveillance Officer Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Surveillance Officer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Surveillance Officer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Surveillance Officers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Surveillance Officer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Surveillance Officer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Surveillance Officer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Surveillance Officers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
The Best Ever Book Of Prison Officer Jokes
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2012-07-09
The Best Ever Book Of Prison Officer Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-07-09 with Humor categories.
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Prison Officer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Prison Officer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Prison Officer Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Prison Officer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Prison Officer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Prison Officers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Prison Officer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Prison Officer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Prison Officer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Prison Officers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
It S A Blag
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Author : Stephen Burrows
language : en
Publisher: Bostin Books
Release Date : 2020-04-03
It S A Blag written by Stephen Burrows and has been published by Bostin Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-04-03 with categories.
'Welcome to an unseen world - unless you are a 'cop' of course. These are genuine stories of the tricks that police officers play on each other, plus a dose of funny police stories as a bonus. You won't believe the extraordinary lengths some officers will go to, in order to 'get one over' a colleague, or the quick thinking and wit to make the most of a situation that presents itself. Police and graveyards, police and mortuaries, the 'character building of Probationary Constables, the Florida job that wasn't, the magic bank card, the 'art of spinning', the 'wubbery' chow mein - they are all in here. Mention the words 'blag' and 'blaggers', and most people of a certain age will think of the slang word used regularly in 'The Sweeney' to describe armed robbers, who attacked security vehicles with sawn-off shotguns and pick-axe handles in the 1970/80s. In this little book, however, you will discover a very different police meaning - the 'dark humour' deployed by police officers to play tricks on their colleagues. The ability to 'wind-up' staff was, and still is, seen as a desirable skill, funny, sometimes 'well over the top' and occasionally outrageously inappropriate. 'Blags' played on colleagues, some almost legendary, are enshrined within local policing memory and culture, and in this book the authors offer a light-hearted peek inside a little-known sub-culture. Not meant to be taken too seriously, it shows that even within the institution of the police service there is plenty of room for humour, and that the police are only human!'Michael Layton and Stephen Burrows, both Birmingham authors, are retired police officers with more than seventy years' experience of CID and uniform policing in a wide range of roles and forces between them.
Humor In Law Enforcement Factually Speaking
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Author : Barney Smith
language : en
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Release Date : 2012-03-27
Humor In Law Enforcement Factually Speaking written by Barney Smith and has been published by Xlibris Corporation this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-03-27 with Humor categories.
This is Barney Smiths second book. HUMOR IN LAW ENFORCEMENT [Factually Speaking] parallels his first book inasmuch as it humorously touches on people who had ties with, knowledge about, or experience with law enforcement. Additionally, this book deals with factual actions of former law enforcement officers, average citizens, not-so-average citizens, and the author. Also included are additional factual law enforcementrelated issues, and law enforcementrelated jokes involving cops and citizens. Some citizens may be able to recognize themselves in one of the stories or situations but, in all probability, will not admit it. Some of the officers may also recognize themselves (or be recognized), but they surely will not brag about it or bring it to anyones attention. We will just have to let that information remain undocumented. Sorry, but it is what it is.