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Police Humor
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Author : Oliver Gaspirtz
language : en
Publisher: Westhoff Publishing
Release Date : 2014-07-14
Police Humor written by Oliver Gaspirtz and has been published by Westhoff Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-07-14 with Humor categories.
The lighter side of law enforcement: comics for cops and weird news about stupid criminals. This book is a tribute to all the hard working men and women in law enforcement who risk their lives every day for an often less than grateful public. The cartoons capture the human side of police officers, and find humor in the often very stressful situations they deal with. As George Bernard Shaw said: “Life does not cease to be funny when someone dies, anymore than it ceases to be serious when someone laughs.” “Policing is a serious job, and at some point you’ve got to lighten up. If you’re serious all the time, you’ll go crazy in this job. Cops love humor.” -Darlene Hutchingson-Hunter, editor of The Police Marksman “The great salve for the soul, humor has always been used by cops as a counterweight to the high-stress demands and seriousness of the job.” -Dennis Hall, editor of Police magazine “In the rigid and structured world of law enforcement, it’s refreshing to see illustrations that capture the human side of police officers while making us smile. Gaspirtz’ cartoons are always objects of joy and entertainment around the office.” -Cisco Mendoza, art director of Texas Highway Patrol magazine “Gaspirtz’s cartoons are very humorous and down to earth. They reflect the real life of police officers and what they have to face every day, but in a funny, stress-relieving way.” -David J. Armitage, editor of The Police Shield “California Highway Patrol officers always take their duties seriously, but Gaspirtz’s cartoons allow them the room to take themselves a little lighter.” -Carol Perri, editor of The California Highway Patrolman
Police Humor
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Author : Oliver Gaspirtz
language : en
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Release Date : 2020
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A Treasury Of Police Humor
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Author : Oliver Gaspirtz
language : en
Publisher: Lincoln Herndon Press
Release Date : 1997
A Treasury Of Police Humor written by Oliver Gaspirtz and has been published by Lincoln Herndon Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1997 with Police categories.
It S A Blag Ii
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Author : Stephen Burrows
language : en
Publisher: Bostin Books
Release Date : 2020-04
It S A Blag Ii written by Stephen Burrows and has been published by Bostin Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-04 with categories.
Welcome once more to the hidden world of Police humour. Another dose of pranks and funny stories from inside 'The Job', showing that the Police are, after all, human. Humour and playing tricks on each other helps to cope with the things they have to face, but that does mean that sometimes the joke is very 'dark'. This little book also delivers a nostalgia hit, as many of the stories date back to the days of 'Life On Mars' and even further, preserving a different, more innocent, world.Other books in this series: 'It's A Blag' - the 'dark art' of Police humour, Volume I'One In For D & D' - a hilarious expose of slang used by the Police.The authors have many decades of policing experience between them, and have compiled these books with the help of colleagues. The contents are 100% genuine.
It S A Blag
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Author : Stephen Burrows
language : en
Publisher: Bostin Books
Release Date : 2020-04-03
It S A Blag written by Stephen Burrows and has been published by Bostin Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-04-03 with categories.
'Welcome to an unseen world - unless you are a 'cop' of course. These are genuine stories of the tricks that police officers play on each other, plus a dose of funny police stories as a bonus. You won't believe the extraordinary lengths some officers will go to, in order to 'get one over' a colleague, or the quick thinking and wit to make the most of a situation that presents itself. Police and graveyards, police and mortuaries, the 'character building of Probationary Constables, the Florida job that wasn't, the magic bank card, the 'art of spinning', the 'wubbery' chow mein - they are all in here. Mention the words 'blag' and 'blaggers', and most people of a certain age will think of the slang word used regularly in 'The Sweeney' to describe armed robbers, who attacked security vehicles with sawn-off shotguns and pick-axe handles in the 1970/80s. In this little book, however, you will discover a very different police meaning - the 'dark humour' deployed by police officers to play tricks on their colleagues. The ability to 'wind-up' staff was, and still is, seen as a desirable skill, funny, sometimes 'well over the top' and occasionally outrageously inappropriate. 'Blags' played on colleagues, some almost legendary, are enshrined within local policing memory and culture, and in this book the authors offer a light-hearted peek inside a little-known sub-culture. Not meant to be taken too seriously, it shows that even within the institution of the police service there is plenty of room for humour, and that the police are only human!'Michael Layton and Stephen Burrows, both Birmingham authors, are retired police officers with more than seventy years' experience of CID and uniform policing in a wide range of roles and forces between them.
It S A Blag
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Author : Stephen Burrows
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2018-12-24
It S A Blag written by Stephen Burrows and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-12-24 with categories.
'Welcome to an unseen world - unless you are a 'cop' of course. These are genuine stories of the tricks that police officers play on each other, plus a dose of funny police stories as a bonus. You won't believe the extraordinary lengths some officers will go to, in order to 'get one over' a colleague, or the quick thinking and wit to make the most of a situation that presents itself. Police and graveyards, police and mortuaries, the 'character building of Probationary Constables, the Florida job that wasn't, the magic bank card, the 'art of spinning', the 'wubbery' chow mein - they are all in here. Mention the words 'blag' and 'blaggers', and most people of a certain age will think of the slang word used regularly in 'The Sweeney' to describe armed robbers, who attacked security vehicles with sawn-off shotguns and pick-axe handles in the 1970/80s. In this little book, however, you will discover a very different police meaning - the 'dark humour' deployed by police officers to play tricks on their colleagues. The ability to 'wind-up' staff was, and still is, seen as a desirable skill, funny, sometimes 'well over the top' and occasionally outrageously inappropriate. 'Blags' played on colleagues, some almost legendary, are enshrined within local policing memory and culture, and in this book the authors offer a light-hearted peek inside a little-known sub-culture. Not meant to be taken too seriously, it shows that even within the institution of the police service there is plenty of room for humour, and that the police are only human!'Michael Layton and Stephen Burrows, both Birmingham authors, are retired police officers with more than seventy years' experience of CID and uniform policing in a wide range of roles and forces between them.
The Best Ever Book Of Police Jokes
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2011-12-12
The Best Ever Book Of Police Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-12-12 with Humor categories.
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of police jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Police Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of police jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one police joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many police jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do police wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A police officer and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The police officer turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the police officer.The police officer's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the police officer who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do police officers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
Dark Knights The Dark Humor Of Police Officers
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Author : Robert L. Bryan
language : en
Publisher: DARK KNIGHTS
Release Date : 2023-08-09
Dark Knights The Dark Humor Of Police Officers written by Robert L. Bryan and has been published by DARK KNIGHTS this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-08-09 with categories.
In even the toughest of jobs, and in the harshest of environments, what else can we rely upon to get us through the day but our sense of humor? This is the fundamental premise behind Dark Knights 4 The Dark Humor of Police Officers: The Police Academy, a daring, illuminating, and deeply funny and sideways look at law enforcement in the USA, as well as at the eccentric and outrageous characters who work within and outside of the system. You might have thought that the distinctive, instantly recognizable, and world-weary dark humor possessed only by big city cops is the product of many, many years on the force. You might have thought that the jokes they tell, their sideways view of life, and their whole perspective on people, the system they work in, and where the world is heading comes about at some point between the peak of their career and the final stretch before retirement. You'd be wrong: it begins at police academy. Training to be a police officer, especially one preparing to patrol the mean streets of New York City, is one of the most physically and mentally exhausting processes anyone can go through. The shocks and surprises come thick and fast, and not everybody finds their way through to the other side or gets their badge at the end. As such, developing a sense of humor in line with your fellow officers - and a wit as quick as your instructors and superiors - isn't just a good idea to get ahead, it's essential for your survival on the job. From his work as a police academy instructor, patrol cop, and border patrol agent, Robert L. Bryan lifts the lid on the dark humor of the police force. By diving once again into the fray with yet another compendium, explores some of the oddest, funniest, and most memorable stories from his time working on the thin blue line.
Humor In Law Enforcement Factually Speaking
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Author : Barney Smith
language : en
Publisher: Xlibris Corporation
Release Date : 2012-03-27
Humor In Law Enforcement Factually Speaking written by Barney Smith and has been published by Xlibris Corporation this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-03-27 with Humor categories.
This is Barney Smiths second book. HUMOR IN LAW ENFORCEMENT [Factually Speaking] parallels his first book inasmuch as it humorously touches on people who had ties with, knowledge about, or experience with law enforcement. Additionally, this book deals with factual actions of former law enforcement officers, average citizens, not-so-average citizens, and the author. Also included are additional factual law enforcementrelated issues, and law enforcementrelated jokes involving cops and citizens. Some citizens may be able to recognize themselves in one of the stories or situations but, in all probability, will not admit it. Some of the officers may also recognize themselves (or be recognized), but they surely will not brag about it or bring it to anyones attention. We will just have to let that information remain undocumented. Sorry, but it is what it is.
Dark Knights The Dark Humor Of Police Officers
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Author : Robert L. Bryan
language : en
Publisher: DARK KNIGHTS
Release Date : 2023-08-09
Dark Knights The Dark Humor Of Police Officers written by Robert L. Bryan and has been published by DARK KNIGHTS this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-08-09 with categories.
The police are seen as many things to many people; protectors, law enforcers, upstanding citizens, but rarely, if ever, are they seen as funny. However, when one stops to think about it for a second, it becomes clear that police officers must come across some of the craziest, most eccentric, and most unexpected aspects of everyday society as a fundamental part of their job. If only a police officer with a sense of humor decided to write some of their best stories down...? That's exactly what Robert L. Bryan does best. As a former NYC cop, Bryan's been in the thick of it for most of his career, treading the thin blue line between civility and chaos. Along the way, he's come across some seriously bizarre characters, and some even more bizarre situations. Sometimes, a man has just got to laugh at the ridiculousness of it all, and with his talent for turning a phrase and spinning a good yarn, Dark Knights 3: The Dark Humor of Police Officers spins plenty of hilarious shaggy dog stories which range from the horrifyingly funny to the downright weird. ? Dark Knights 3: The Dark Humor of Police Officers manages to not just be a fantastic piece of light entertainment for those curious about the laughs within the force, it also offers a truly fascinating insight into some of the more unexpected aspects of the job. What happens when inexperienced police officers are put in front of a riot, and are told to act as if they were seasoned professionals? Where do most police officers' breaking points lie? Do male and female police officers react differently to different situations... and what happens if and when they do? This darkly funny and somewhat twisted collection of tales and memories will not only make you laugh, it will also get you thinking about the role the police have in society today, and where the force needs reform, reevaluation, and outright applause.