The Best Ever Book Of Notary Public Jokes
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The Best Ever Book Of Notary Public Jokes
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
Release Date : 2012-07-19
The Best Ever Book Of Notary Public Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by Createspace Independent Pub this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-07-19 with Humor categories.
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Notary Public jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Notary Public Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Notary Public Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Notary Public joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Notary Public jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Notary Publics wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Notary Public and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Notary Public brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Notary Public who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Notary Publics laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
The Best Ever Guide To Demotivation For Notary Publics
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
Release Date : 2013-05-10
The Best Ever Guide To Demotivation For Notary Publics written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by Createspace Independent Pub this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-05-10 with Humor categories.
If you're looking to gain respect from your employees, increase your income and get more out of your friends, for you, The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Notary Publics is the book you're looking for. While The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Notary Publics appears to be parody of motivational books, many employers have used this book to get their employees to work harder and increase their standing in the community. Rather than showing you ways to motivate your employees so they'll want to work harder, this book show you how to use fear and intimidation to MAKE them work harder, and ensure that your friends give you the respect you think you deserve. Some of the ways you can use demotivation to get what you want include: *** Every Notary Public knows that meetings are a complete waste of time. Make yourself more efficient by turning up at every meeting fifteen minutes late, leaving early, and popping in and out while it's in progress. *** Maintain the distance between yourself, the Notary Public, and your friends by never smiling or saying hello to anybody. While this may appear rude, it's better than having to deal with their problems. *** Nobody gets a better deal at restaurants than Notary Publics. Before dividing up the bill, calculate your share and work out if it's cheaper to split the bill evenly, or for everybody to pay their own share. Do this every time to save the maximum amount possible. *** Install phones in every bathroom stall and above the urinals so your employees can continue working while they do their business. ***
The Best Ever Book Of Money Saving Tips For Notary Publics
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2013-07-22
The Best Ever Book Of Money Saving Tips For Notary Publics written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-07-22 with Business & Economics categories.
The Best Ever Book of Money Saving Tips for Notary Publics: Creative Ways to Cut Your Costs, Conserve Your Capital And Keep Your Cash; is the ultimate guide to saving money and getting rich quick. Filled with the craziest, funniest and most ridiculous money saving tips you can imagine, this humorous, groundbreaking resource shows you how Notary Publics waste money and provides you with everything you need to transform your life.The Best Ever Book of Money Saving Tips for Notary Publics is filled revolutionary tips that even the tightest Tightwad would have trouble coming up with. Bright ideas include: • Hanging out your dental floss to dry so you can reuse it later • Finding God to reduce your household expenses • Filling your Thermos at work to reduce your water bill • Fasting to reduce your food costs. Other tips include: • Cutting your bathroom costs by 50% • Changing the perception others have of you • Making your family grateful for the things they have • Getting others to help you save money • Reducing your expenditure on food and other necessities.The savings in this book are so extreme; most Notary Publics won't be able to implement them. But for those that do, they'll be able to recover the cost of this book after just a few pages. Ask yourself: Are you a cost-cutting warrior willing to make the ultimate sacrifice to save money, or are you a spendthrift Notary Public who wastes money?
The Best Ever Book Of Barista Jokes
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2012-01-13
The Best Ever Book Of Barista Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-01-13 with Humor categories.
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Barista jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Barista Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Barista Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Barista joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Barista jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Baristas wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Barista and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Barista brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Barista who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Baristas laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
The Best Ever Book Of Bookkeeper Jokes
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2012-01-13
The Best Ever Book Of Bookkeeper Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-01-13 with Humor categories.
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Bookkeeper jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Bookkeeper Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Bookkeeper Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Bookkeeper joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Bookkeeper jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Bookkeepers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Bookkeeper and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Bookkeeper brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Bookkeeper who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Bookkeepers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
The Punniest Joke Book Ever
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Author : Chester Croker
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-09-08
The Punniest Joke Book Ever written by Chester Croker and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-09-08 with categories.
The irrepressible, hysterical, puntastical Chester Croker treats us to a massive book of punny one-liners, wonderful word play, razor sharp gags and dad jokes you will laugh at. Here is a sample of the 500 funny puntastic gags within the book: - I used to be addicted to the Hokey Cokey, but I turned myself around. The annual shoemakers convention was a load of old cobblers. I'm mourning the loss of my pet hamster. Tragically he died at the wheel. I wonder if midgets start a story with, "When I was little." My friend with a lisp has passed away. He'll be miffed. I was once in a band called 'The Radiators'; we were a warm up act. My satnav told me to turn around. Now I can't see where I'm going. Someone has stolen my dictionary. I'm lost for words.These are just some of the punniest jokes ever and with over 100 pages and 500 jokes, you'll be chuckling for weeks.This is a huge collection of original one-liners, puns and dad jokes engineered to make you chuckle. It is packed with razor-sharp wordplay with many puntastic funny gags to keep you amused. Jokes and riddles, puns and wordplay and stunning one-liners that make for humour for children and humour for adults alike. This hilarious joke book makes an ideal gift for someone you know who has a good sense of humour. Alternatively, treat yourself -either way - buy this book now.
The Best Ever Book Of Lawyer Jokes
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2011-12-12
The Best Ever Book Of Lawyer Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-12-12 with Humor categories.
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Blond, Italian, Irish, Blond, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Australian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of lawyer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Lawyer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The book of lawyer jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one lawyer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many lawyer jokes, you won't know where to start. For example:Why do lawyers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***A lawyer and his wife were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning. The lawyer turned to his wife and said: “When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff.”“Why would you want me to do that?,” asked his wife.“I figure that you'll eventually remarry, and I don't want some asshole using my stuff,” replied the lawyer.The lawyer's spouse said: “What makes you think I'd marry another asshole?”***Did you hear about the lawyer who wore two jackets when he painted his house?The instructions on the can said: “Put on two coats.”***Why do lawyers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
The Best Ever Book Of Car Salesman Jokes
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2012-01-13
The Best Ever Book Of Car Salesman Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-01-13 with Humor categories.
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Car Salesman jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Car Salesman Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Car Salesman Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Car Salesman joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Car Salesman jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Car Salesman wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Car salesman and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Car salesman brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Car Salesman who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Car Salesman laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.
The Best Ever Book Of Plumber Jokes
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2012-07-02
The Best Ever Book Of Plumber Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-07-02 with Humor categories.
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Plumber jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Plumber Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Plumber Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Plumber joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Plumber jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Plumbers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Plumber and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Plumber brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Plumber who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Plumbers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
The Best Ever Book Of Priest Jokes
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2012-07-09
The Best Ever Book Of Priest Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-07-09 with Humor categories.
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Priest jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Priest Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Priest Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Priest joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Priest jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Priests wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Priest and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Priest brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Priest who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Priests laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***