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Dad Jokes
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Author : Editors of Portable Press
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2017-09-01
Dad Jokes written by Editors of Portable Press and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-09-01 with Humor categories.
Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!
The Funniest Joke Book Ever
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Author : Editors of Portable Press
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2016-05-01
The Funniest Joke Book Ever written by Editors of Portable Press and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-05-01 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
Dad Jokes The Punniest Joke Book Ever
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Author : Editors of Portable Press
language : en
Publisher: Portable Press
Release Date : 2017-09-01
Dad Jokes The Punniest Joke Book Ever written by Editors of Portable Press and has been published by Portable Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-09-01 with Humor categories.
Dad's comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade...to the relief of everyone around him! Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John's Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch...line, that is! He'll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: "I wouldn't want to be buried in this graveyard." Kid: "Why not?" Dad: "Because I'm not dead yet!" And many more!
The Punniest Joke Book Ever
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Author : Chester Croker
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-09-08
The Punniest Joke Book Ever written by Chester Croker and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-09-08 with categories.
The irrepressible, hysterical, puntastical Chester Croker treats us to a massive book of punny one-liners, wonderful word play, razor sharp gags and dad jokes you will laugh at. Here is a sample of the 500 funny puntastic gags within the book: - I used to be addicted to the Hokey Cokey, but I turned myself around. The annual shoemakers convention was a load of old cobblers. I'm mourning the loss of my pet hamster. Tragically he died at the wheel. I wonder if midgets start a story with, "When I was little." My friend with a lisp has passed away. He'll be miffed. I was once in a band called 'The Radiators'; we were a warm up act. My satnav told me to turn around. Now I can't see where I'm going. Someone has stolen my dictionary. I'm lost for words.These are just some of the punniest jokes ever and with over 100 pages and 500 jokes, you'll be chuckling for weeks.This is a huge collection of original one-liners, puns and dad jokes engineered to make you chuckle. It is packed with razor-sharp wordplay with many puntastic funny gags to keep you amused. Jokes and riddles, puns and wordplay and stunning one-liners that make for humour for children and humour for adults alike. This hilarious joke book makes an ideal gift for someone you know who has a good sense of humour. Alternatively, treat yourself -either way - buy this book now.
The Funniest Grossest Joke Book Ever
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Author : Editors of Portable Press
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2017-10-17
The Funniest Grossest Joke Book Ever written by Editors of Portable Press and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-10-17 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
Make your friends giggle, guffaw, and groan with disgust at over 900 jokes in this massive volume that combines two hilarious books in one. It’s a 2-for-1 of epic proportions. This book combines our two bestselling kids’ joke books: The Funniest Joke Book Ever! and The Grossest Joke Book Ever! Do you know a kid who likes Q&A jokes, knock-knocks, puns, riddles, or one-liners? Of course you do! This collection has all that and more—over 900 jokes—actually. Perfect for boys or girls, it spans all kid-friendly topics, including fairy tales, animals, monsters, and disgusting jokes that’ll make them (and you) want to barf. They’ll laugh out loud at zingers like: Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch? A: Beef jerky! Q: Do zombies eat candy with their fingers? A: No, they eat the fingers separately. Q: What kind of life was found on Pluto? A: Fleas! And many more!
The Wackiest Joke Book Ever
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Author : Editors of Portable Press
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2017-05-01
The Wackiest Joke Book Ever written by Editors of Portable Press and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-05-01 with Humor categories.
A compendium of nearly 500 giggles, groans, and belly-laughs for the whole family! Whether you’re a kid or just a kid at heart—chances are you love a good joke—and you can never have enough on hand to share at the right (or wrong) moment. That’s why you need The Wackiest Joke Book Ever! The editors at Portable Press stuffed the pages of this little book with the silliest jokes they could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers—all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. Here’s a sampling: Q. Why was the skeleton afraid to cross the road? A. He had no guts. Q. What did the lips say to the eyes? A. Between you and me, something smells. Q. Why did all of the students eat their homework? A. The teacher said the questions were a piece of cake.
The Biggest Funniest Wackiest Grossest Joke Book Ever
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Author : Editors of Portable Press
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2020-09-01
The Biggest Funniest Wackiest Grossest Joke Book Ever written by Editors of Portable Press and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-09-01 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
Your friends and family will be laughing—and groaning—each time you send one of these zingers their way! Every kid’s joke-abulary will skyrocket with The Biggest, Funniest, Wackiest, Grossest Joke Book Ever! We’ve combined our four best-selling joke books into this special hardcover collection, and added some new jokes too! Hundreds of knock-knock jokes, one-liners, puns, and other groaners make this a must-have for any aspiring class clown. Family jokes, animal jokes, and gross-out jokes for every occasion are waiting for you in this book of silliness!
The Best Joke Book Period
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Author : William Donohue
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2014-11
The Best Joke Book Period written by William Donohue and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-11 with Humor categories.
Discover hundreds of jokes for every occasion! Why was the limbo dancer shocked when his wallet was stolen right out of his back pocket? Because he didn't think anyone could stoop so low. The ultimate collection of the world’s greatest funnies, The Best Joke Book (Period) keeps you laughing for hours on end. Inside, you'll find hundreds of jokes that are guaranteed to stir up a room full of smiles, including knock-knocks, witty puns, and one-liners. Complete with hilarious quotes from celebrities like Jon Stewart, Lewis Black, and Jerry Seinfeld, everyone will revel in each gut-busting moment. So whether you’re looking to add a few jokes to your repertoire, impress your buds, or improve your banter, this sidesplitting book arms you with the perfect joke for any occasion!
The Funniest Joke Book Ever
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Author : Lisa Regan
language : en
Publisher: Arcturus Publishing
Release Date : 2019-10-18
The Funniest Joke Book Ever written by Lisa Regan and has been published by Arcturus Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-10-18 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
Q: What time should you go to the dentist? A: Tooth hurty! This fully illustrated joke book is packed with wicked wisecracks, knee-slapping new jokes, and timeless rib-ticklers. The brilliantly anarchic illustrations take the humour to a whole new level. It's a barrel of laughs for children aged 8+.
The Ultimate Dad Joke Book
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Author : Hugh Murmie
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-05-10
The Ultimate Dad Joke Book written by Hugh Murmie and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-05-10 with categories.
New for 2020! Easy Father's Day gift for your favorite guy! The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma! Buckle up and get ready for some knee slapping, head shaking and gut busting laughter every time you flip a page. Over 500 hilarious jokes, puns and one-liners Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages Great selection of time honored classics and all new jokes for 2020 Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!