The Best Ever Book Of Reading Jokes
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The Best Ever Book Of Reading Jokes
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Pub
Release Date : 2012-07-29
The Best Ever Book Of Reading Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by Createspace Independent Pub this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-07-29 with Humor categories.
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Irish, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Norwegian, or an Essex GirlNewfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Reading jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Reading Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Reading Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Reading joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Reading Fan jokes, you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Reading Fans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Reading Fan and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Reading Fan brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Reading Fan who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do Reading Fans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***
The Funniest Joke Book Ever
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Author : Editors of Portable Press
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2016-05-01
The Funniest Joke Book Ever written by Editors of Portable Press and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-05-01 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
Over 500 giggles, groans, and belly laughs! Kids can’t resist sharing jokes (even you try to stop them), so they always need a fresh supply. We’ve stuffed the pages of this little joke book with the funniest jokes we could find. Old favorites, new favorites, and a few festering stinkers, all guaranteed to make kids laugh out loud. You’ll find Q&A jokes, knock-knock jokes, riddles, and one-liners. And, of course, we’ve included entire chapters of those all-time kid-pleasers: elephant jokes, pirate jokes, and space jokes. Here’s a sampling: What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill. Why don’t zombies eat clowns? They taste funny. Why did the hen scold her chicks? They were using fowl language. What kind of books do skunks read? Best-smellers! How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side. . . . and many more!
The Best Joke Book I Ever Wrote For Kids
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Author : Adam Kessler
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2016-05-04
The Best Joke Book I Ever Wrote For Kids written by Adam Kessler and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-05-04 with categories.
I wrote this joke book for kids. It's filled with jokes that all ages can enjoy but I wrote it for kids. The reason I wrote it is that I personally fell in love with telling jokes when I was 5 years old. I loved hearing jokes on TV and then going and telling the jokes to my mom and making her laugh. They weren't always jokes that I understood completely and some of them probably weren't jokes that I should've been hearing or telling when I was 5 years old. This book is for kids who like jokes, who like telling jokes, and who like to laugh. I've always said that some of my goals with my comedy career are to spread joy and to have my jokes shared with others. This book does exactly that.Adam Kessler is a clean stand-up comedian who's been performing all over the world. He lives in Washington State with his wonderful wife and 3 amazing children. Adam is the author of "The Best Joke Book I Ever Wrote" series.
The Best Joke Book Ever
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Author : Wayne Brindle
language : en
Publisher: Bookbaby
Release Date : 2019-12-12
The Best Joke Book Ever written by Wayne Brindle and has been published by Bookbaby this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-12-12 with Humor categories.
If you've ever wanted to be the life of the party but were unsure of where to start, this book will point you in the right direction! Contained within these pages are hundreds of the most hilarious jokes you'll ever read. From one-liners to enthralling sagas, this collection is genuinely The Best Joke Book Ever, and will entertain adults and children of all ages.This carefully curated collection includes new jokes, classic jokes, animals and blondes, married couples and lovers, doctors and patients, church-goers, students, lawyers, crooks and more!
Funny Jokes For Friends And Family 2
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Author : Alan To
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date : 2017-04-16
Funny Jokes For Friends And Family 2 written by Alan To and has been published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-04-16 with categories.
HAPPY! HAPPY! HAPPY! As they say, 'Happy is the best medicine to your body and mind'. And what better way to be happy than by reading funny jokes! Get this book NOW and read 100+ pages of Funny Short Stories and Funny Jokes. Do you want to: -Eliminate stress -Burn calories -Heal yourself -Bring joy to people around and -Most importantly, laugh your heart out! If yes, then this is the book for you. So make yourself at home or at school, relax, and get ready to be happy at our funny jokes collection Jokes for everyone - high quality and hilarious - this book is a must read! So what are you waiting for? Young readers will have a fun time sharing this funny collection of hilarious jokes with their friends and family! A great gift for everyone! Sample Jokes in the Book 1.Beauty And The Beast Once upon a time, there were a Beauty And The Beast living in a castle. One day, they have a snow fight but they are getting serious and they quarrelled about it. Belle: Your snow ball hit me so hard! Then she slapped his face. Beast: That's it! I have enough and I'm breaking up with you! Belle: Fine! Then your spell will never be broken. But before I'm gone, let me slap you one more time! Beast: Slap me again if you dare! Belle slaps him right away. Beast: Fine, you win! Since you listen to me, forgive you. Then The Beauty and The Beast are living happily together ever after. 2.What Are You Going To Do With A Broken Precious Vase Artist Merchant asks the job seeker: "Do you have any experience?" Job Seeker: "Oh, yes, I have." Artist Merchant: "Suppose we accidentally shattered a precious vase, what are you going to do?" Job Seeker: "I put the broken piece into one vase again, and when a rich customer came in, I put it in a proper place so that the customer accidentally breaks it again." Artist Merchant: "Well said, you are hired." 3.I Just Don't Want To Take The Risk There is a man who has a wife that would only complain day and night. One day, he and his wife came to Jerusalem for vacation. During the vacation, his wife suddenly died. The funeral agency said, "You can choose to spend $10,000 to send her body to your country or spend $100 to bury it in this land of Jerusalem." The man thought for a moment, and he would take her back home. The funeral agency asked him, "Why would you rather spend $10,000 for her to return home rather than burying her in this place and spend less money? I'm sure that you really love her" The man said, "A long time ago, a man was dead here, buried here, and after three days he was raised again." He continued, "I just don't want to take the risk..." 4.The Differences Between Terrorists and Women 1. Terrorists tell you exactly what they want but women always want you to guess what they want. 2. Terrorists will negotiate with you but you cannot negotiate with a woman. 3. Terrorists will kill hostage but women will not do so, they will only kidnap the hostage for life. 4. Terrorists can give you death but woman can make you live as if you were death. 5. When negotiating with terrorists, they may agree with lesser ransom. When negotiating with a woman, they always want more money. 6. In the negotiation, you may be able to find a bunch of people and police to catch terrorists but women will find a bunch of people and the police coming give you trouble.
The Best Joke Book I Ever Wrote
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Author : Adam Kessler
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2015-04-23
The Best Joke Book I Ever Wrote written by Adam Kessler and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-04-23 with categories.
Stand-Up Comedian Adam Kessler shares his best jokes in his first book. A collection of one liners and observational humor.Adam Kessler started performing stand-up comedy when he was 5 years old (back in 1981) in the living room for his mom. He would watch comedians on TV and then come out & recite the jokes during commercials. He has since developed a style all of his own, he's on a mission to entertain crowds with only 100% clean material. He tells jokes he wants you to be able to repeat to your mom without being embarrassed about the joke or it's subject matter. Adam places being a comedian above almost everything else, he's always loved telling jokes and making people laugh. He's headlined his own shows and worked as a feature act for some of his favorite touring comedians. Adam Kessler is a one of a kind stand-up comic who writes jokes every day and loves everything about the world of stand-up comedy. He watches a lot of stand-up comedy and can recite a joke he heard back in 1981 as if he heard it this morning. He has performed all over Washington, Oregon, and Idaho. He's going to go on to perform at venues all over the world (concert venues, comedy clubs, churches, and corporate events) so keep an eye out for him coming to a town near you. Adam Kessler thinks that the world needs more laughter and he never gets tired of hearing, reading, or watching people tell jokes. The next time you see him you should tell him a joke or ask him to tell you one. Being a comedian has always been Adam Kessler's dream and he thinks living your dream is pretty important too.
Best Joke Book Ever
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Author : Charles Keller
language : en
Publisher: Turtleback Books
Release Date : 1999-06
Best Joke Book Ever written by Charles Keller and has been published by Turtleback Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1999-06 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
You won't stop giggling when over 600 of the world's funniest jokes and most hilarious cartoons attack your funny bone. A free sample: Judge: I thought I told you I didn't want to see you in my court again. Prisoner: I told the policeman, but he didn't believe me. It's a true laugh fest! 96 pages, 60 b/w illus., 5 3/8 x 8 1/4.
The Great American Joke Book
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Author : Victor H. Royer
language : en
Publisher: America Star Books
Release Date : 2013-05-01
The Great American Joke Book written by Victor H. Royer and has been published by America Star Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-05-01 with Humor categories.
Many years ago, I went looking for a Book of Jokes. There were none. Years later, I tried again-online, and everywhere else, and although I found many books about humor, containing humor, and written by famous people and comics, and even scholastic books analyzing humor-and what exactly it is-what I did not find was an actual Book of Jokes. So, I decided to write one. This one. The Great American Joke Book. A wise man once said: If we can't laugh at ourselves, at the way we live, or at our deepest and darkest convictions and secrets, then we are taking ourselves far too seriously and are denying to ourselves God's greatest gift-that gift being the uniquely human sense of humor. Divided into two parts. Part 1 is rated G, for general audiences-with true and amazing stories and great jokes for the whole family. Part 2 is Adult Humor, rated R, for those whose humorous tastes are a little more contemporary. Both sections are full of incredible laughter. Even now, as we are producing this book, I am still laughing at these stories, true tales, and great jokes. So take a few minutes-Laugh a few minutes-Let go of the rat race, and relax. It will lengthen your life. And remember the weighty words of that great Bard of Laughs, Ms. Lily Tomlin, as she so prophetically prognosticated some years ago: ""The trouble with the Rat Race is that even if you win, you're still a Rat."" So it's time for a piece of cheese, some wine, and some wit. Read on...
Jokes To Read In The Dark
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Author : Scott Corbett
language : en
Publisher: Dutton Books for Young Readers
Release Date : 1980
Jokes To Read In The Dark written by Scott Corbett and has been published by Dutton Books for Young Readers this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1980 with Humor categories.
A collection of jokes, limericks, and riddles.
The Best Ever Book Of English Jokes
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Author : Mark Geoffrey Young
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2012-01-30
The Best Ever Book Of English Jokes written by Mark Geoffrey Young and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-01-30 with Humor categories.
If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of English jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of English Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of English Jokes is so unoriginal, it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one English joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many English jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do English Citizens wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a English Citizen and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The English Citizen brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the English Citizen who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: "Put on two coats." *** Why do English Citizens laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.