The Bollocks People Tell You
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The Bollocks People Tell You
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Author : Laura Tong
language : en
Publisher: Laura Tong
Release Date : 2014-06-07
The Bollocks People Tell You written by Laura Tong and has been published by Laura Tong this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-06-07 with Self-Help categories.
Frankly Frank says... Just thinking about all those so called 'experts' - life coaches, gurus, swamis, TV cooks, politicians, celebrity authors and faceless nobodies - desperate, to ram their knob head opinions down my throat makes me want to spew. There is no area of life left without some grubby little tapeworm smearing its unwanted and nauseating opinion into it. The bastards cheerfully inform us if we don’t measure up to some impossibly tedious ideal encapsulated in some bullshit celebrity ‘save the plankton’ type book or Government ‘fuck responsibly’ type pamphlet our miserable existences are an insult to mankind's eternal struggle to distinguish itself from the primordial slime it came from. The only real certainty is that the world would be a better place if all these self-styled 'experts' shoved their endless opinions up their respective asses. However, as this is unlikely to happen, without a nationwide campaign involving much bloodshed, glide instead into a chaise longue with a glass of Chardonnay and a coarse cut Brussels pate or slump into a easy chair with a bottle of Newcastle Brown and a battered saveloy, and rest assured that many ‘experts’ were harmed in the making of this book.
More Bollocks People Tell You
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Author : Laura Tong
language : en
Publisher: Laura Tong
Release Date : 2014-06-07
More Bollocks People Tell You written by Laura Tong and has been published by Laura Tong this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-06-07 with Self-Help categories.
Frankly Frank says... The original ground breaking 'The Bollocks People Tell You' struck a mighty blow against all those so called 'experts' - life coaches, gurus, swamis, TV cooks, politicians, celebrity authors and faceless nobodies desperate to ram their knob head opinions down anyone and everyone's throat. However, the fight goes on - there are still mounds of grubby little tapeworms spreading their unwanted and nauseating opinions into every nook and cranny of our lives and I, Frankly Frank, promise not sleep until they are dispatched back to the invidious wormcasts they came from. It still seems that if we don’t measure up to their impossibly tedious 'ideals' of endeavor or health and safety or 'citizenship' or 'family values' that our very existence is squalid and hollow. Therefore it still remains for me to make the world a better place by shoving these self-styled 'experts' ideas and opinions up their respective asses. The good news is that we are not alone – there has already been a nationwide campaign involving much bloodshed of experts and the like so relax, flop into a lazy boy with a brace of burgers and a crate of special brew or sink into a hot bathtub with a truffle and caviar pasty and be assured once again that a murderous number of ‘experts’ were severely mutilated in the making of this book. * Here then is the fervently awaited definitive, all-encompassing follow up anthology ... More Bollocks People Tell You
Wild Dogs And Nutters
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Author : Laura Tong
language : en
Publisher: Laura Tong
Release Date : 2014-06-07
Wild Dogs And Nutters written by Laura Tong and has been published by Laura Tong this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-06-07 with Travel categories.
Please note this is a three part series - this is part one - London to Iran. This journey was undertaken in a time without mobile phones, without the Internet, without digital cameras and wireless connections. Without blue tooth and denture whitening, Skype, hype and liposuction. In a time when a blackberry was a fruit, an Apple a vegetable and a nasty rash and boils, incurable. Indeed without the aid of most of the critical inventions of the past 15 years. That such a monumental odyssey was possible at all in such primitive times may be the cause of disbelief but despite the catalog of disasters, bad decisions and wild swings from feeling like intrepid explorers to feeling like a luxury hotel with en suite everything we did set out from London one morning on a tandem and arrive eighteen months later in Sydney, almost in one piece. Our route took us across Western and what was then still Eastern Europe and over the Bosphorus into Asia and onto the Silk Route made famous by Marco Polo. Despite initially being refused a visa and the British Consulate warning us not to go, Iran followed Turkey and then Pakistan and the Himalayas into North China. Three months later we emerged to continue into Thailand, through Malaysia and Indonesia and then eventually across to Australia and down to Sydney, 32,248 kilometers of cycling later. In between were celebrity sponsorship, fifteen countries, a failed attempt to cross a war zone, the highest road pass in the world, two arrests, crashes, breakdowns, dengue fever, earth tremors, fires, an ambush and stoning in a remote Himalayan valley and a game of cat and mouse with the Chinese Public Security Bureau. Recognized by Guinness as a World Record, we’ve been trading on this ridiculous feat of deluded endeavor ever since and Wild Dogs and Nutters is on its way to being the silliest and most inspiring feel good account of resculpting one’s buttocks across 32,000 kilometers of some of the world’s most extreme landscapes. Please note this is a three part series - this is part one - London to Iran.
Right Said Fred
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Author : Andrew Flintoff
language : en
Publisher: Kings Road Publishing
Release Date : 2020-10-15
Right Said Fred written by Andrew Flintoff and has been published by Kings Road Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-10-15 with Biography & Autobiography categories.
When social distancing is over, can people still keep their distance? I only do the things I like now, rather than the things I should - is that alright? And these days, why has everyone got an opinion on everything and insist on sharing it? Oh. Scratch that one. From one of Britain's most-loved national treasures, comes a much-needed Bible of straight-talking honesty and sharp observational humour: following an unprecedented time of collective global insanity, Freddie is ready to impart his effortless charm, wit and wisdom on a wild array of topics. From the significant: climate change - maybe it's our time to go? To the time-worn: what even is political correctness and has the world really gone mad? To the essential: just what do you get when you receive the coveted Toby Carvery Gold Card? In Right, Said Fred, Freddie takes you on a whirlwind tour of his brain as he ponders more of life's most unfathomable questions.
Cops And Other Robbers
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Author : I. K. Watson
language : en
Publisher: MP Publishing
Release Date : 2011-11-01
Cops And Other Robbers written by I. K. Watson and has been published by MP Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-11-01 with Fiction categories.
No-one knows the real reason DI Cole has ended up at Sheerham "cop-shop." He's been something of a hero down at Scotland Yard after cracking the notorious Ice-cream Man case. The word is that he grassed on some Masonic lodge cover-up. When Jane West goes missing, Sheerham suddenly has its own paedophile case to solve - one where the victims are picked up from school by a police car... Cops see things no-one should see or hear and can spend their dat knee-deep in hatred and violence, corruption and filth.That's why DI Cole knows it;s sometimes hard to tell the difference between cops...and other robbers. The same crime shelves that gave me Paul Johnston's books also gave me Cops and other Robbers by I. K. Watson. It's a nasty book about a nasty subject. A paedophile has killed one of his victims. Another child is missing. Can the police find him before this one too is murdered? This is a raw and nasty story and the writer pulls no punches. No details are omitted, no veil is drawn over the brutality.
The Crime Interviews Volume One
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Author : Len Wanner
language : en
Publisher: Blasted Heath Ltd
Release Date : 2013-12-05
The Crime Interviews Volume One written by Len Wanner and has been published by Blasted Heath Ltd this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-12-05 with Literary Criticism categories.
If you're interested in learning about how to write, how to be a writer, or about the writing life in general, what greater resource and pleasure than frank, in-depth interviews with best-selling authors? In The Crime Interviews Volume One, Len Wanner interviews: Ian Rankin• Stuart MacBride• Karen Campbell• Neil Forsyth• Chris Brookmyre• Paul Johnston• Alice Thompson• Allan Guthrie• Louise Welsh So much more than a collection of writing tips, The Crime Interviews Volume One is brimming with pithy, witty and sometimes just plain weird revelations. It provides a unique and unforgettable insight into how authors think... and how they write. See also The Crime Interviews Volume Two and Volume Three. [Two Ravens Press published a previous edition of this book in 2011 under the title Dead Sharp: Scottish Crime Writers On Country And Craft] What they're saying.... This is fascinating reading and a real treat. A rare insight into the minds of a diverse group of crime writers, writing in one genre, living in proximity, but all with utterly different, individual voices."•-Peter James, author of Dead Like You "Len Wanner is the perfect interrogator, subtle, accommodating and incisive, and these interviews elicit many layers of deep, dark and vital intelligence."•-John Banville, author of The Sea•
Villains
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Author : Richard Perilly
language : en
Publisher: Lulu.com
Release Date : 2010-04-03
Villains written by Richard Perilly and has been published by Lulu.com this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-04-03 with Fiction categories.
The greatest gangster story ever: it goes all over what's gone before! 'When a man gets to a certain age, he looks back over his life and regrets things he's done. I don't regret anything I've done - not a fucking thing... and I've done some evil things.'
Journalism
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Author : Tony Harcup
language : en
Publisher: SAGE
Release Date : 2021-10-06
Journalism written by Tony Harcup and has been published by SAGE this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-10-06 with Language Arts & Disciplines categories.
"A classic text of journalism education that goes beyond the basics to ask the questions that anyone thinking of becoming a journalist really needs to consider. An ethical, entertaining and enduring read - highly recommended." - Michelle Stanistreet, General Secretary, National Union of Journalists This is the one book you need to guide you through university and into your career in journalism. It features stories and tips from a diverse range of journalists, including Ayshah Tull and Cathy Newman of Channel 4 News; Emma Youle of HuffPost; Andrew Norfolk of the Times; and the Mirror’s Nada Farhoud. Covering everything from print to podcasting, it will equip you with the skills and understanding you need to become a successful and ethical journalist. Tony Harcup’s Journalism: Principles and Practice is simply the best guide there is to studying and practising journalism today. "A holistic assessment of what journalism is all about, with plenty of enterprising interpretations of our trade - a word I prefer to ′profession′. I never met a more ′unprofessional′ breed than that of my fellow hacks. This book will, I hope, lead our successors both to question and rebel more than we have." - Jon Snow, Channel 4 News
Zero Tolerance
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Author : The Old Grey Owl
language : en
Publisher: Troubador Publishing Ltd
Release Date : 2020-02-11
Zero Tolerance written by The Old Grey Owl and has been published by Troubador Publishing Ltd this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-02-11 with Fiction categories.
A school therapy dog put down as a cost-cutting measure. An Ofsted inspector who grades his sexual encounters on a clipboard. A Head of Humanities who spends every waking minute scouring the Norwegian Meteorology Service website, desperate for a hint of snow. A Deputy Head found naked, bound and gagged after the Year 11 Prom. A Chief Executive of the Local Education Authority waiting for a phone call as the only employee left in a once vast empire. A Secretary of State for Education with a cunning plan to solve the Social Care crisis. Welcome to the world of State Education in austerity England in 2019, a country riven by decline, distrust and division. When Karim, a fifteen year old Syrian refugee, arrives at Fairfield High School he thinks that he has escaped from hell. But then the Multi Academy Trust takes over…
The City Of Shadows
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Author : Michael Russell
language : en
Publisher: HarperCollins UK
Release Date : 2012-11-07
The City Of Shadows written by Michael Russell and has been published by HarperCollins UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-11-07 with Fiction categories.
Longlisted for the CWA John Creasy New Blood Dagger Award 2013 and shortlisted for CWA Endeavour Historical Dagger Award 2014 ‘She looked up at the terraced house, with the closed shutters and the big room at the end of the long unlit corridor where the man who smiled too much did his work. She climbed the steps and knocked on the door...’