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The Darwin Awards V


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Author : Wendy Northcutt
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2008

The Darwin Awards V written by Wendy Northcutt and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008 with Accident victims categories.


An all-new collection of gene-pool belly flops Most people don't need a PhD to know that doing chin-ups off the edge of a seventh-floor balcony is a recipe for disaster. Or that it's a bad idea to put a paintball gun in your mouth and pull the trigger. Or to think twice before joyriding in a shopping cart strapped to a four-wheel drive. Darwin Award winners lack this basic sound judgement. Named for Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, The Darwin Awards celebrates those who have dived headfirst into the shallow end of the gene pool. From offering a bear a beer to self-testing a Taser to jumping a drawbridge on a bike, The Darwin Awards V: Next Evolution honours these macabre and entertaining feats of hapless misjudgement. Fully illustrated with over a hundred new awe-inspiring tales, including science essays from guest writers and answers to FAQs about evolution in action, The Darwin Awards V: Next Evolution demonstrates how uncommon common sense still is.



The Darwin Awards Next Evolution


The Darwin Awards Next Evolution
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Author : Wendy Northcutt
language : en
Publisher: Penguin
Release Date : 2008-10-30

The Darwin Awards Next Evolution written by Wendy Northcutt and has been published by Penguin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-10-30 with Humor categories.


The hilarious New York Times bestselling phenomenon and the perfect funny gift! New York Times bestselling author Wendy Northcutt is back, asking, Have we evolved at all? The answer: Not all of us. What crazy cocktail of DNA leads Homo sapiens to do pull-ups off the edge of a seventh-floor balcony or wrap their lips around a paintball gun and pull the trigger? How about offering a beer to a bear or self-testing a Taser? Why not go joyriding in a shopping cart strapped to an SUV or jump a drawbridge on a bicycle? Fully illustrated with over a hundred new jaw-dropping and side-splitting feats of stupidity—and including science essays by guest writers and answers to FAQs about evolution in action—The Darwin Awards Next Evolution continues the tradition of honoring the victims of appallingly poor survival instinct who selflessly improve our gene pool by removing themselves from it.



The Darwin Awards 4


The Darwin Awards 4
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Author : Wendy Northcutt
language : en
Publisher: Penguin
Release Date : 2006-10-24

The Darwin Awards 4 written by Wendy Northcutt and has been published by Penguin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2006-10-24 with Humor categories.


The hilarious New York Times bestselling phenomenon and the perfect funny gift! The Darwin Awards series is the alpha chimp of humorous human mishaps. Despite being an international bestseller and inspiring the movie The Darwin Awards, these hilarious, cautionary chronicles have failed to stop another generation of Darwin Award winners from steering motorcycles with their feet, heating lava lamps on stoves, using liquid soap as brake fluid, and drowning themselves in the kitchen sink. Filled with more than 100 new tales of evolution in action, plus science essays and a parody research paper supporting Intelligent Design, The Darwin Awards 4 shows that when it comes to common sense, natural selection still has a long, long way to go.



The Darwin Awards


The Darwin Awards
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Author : Wendy Northcutt
language : en
Publisher: Penguin
Release Date : 2002-04-30

The Darwin Awards written by Wendy Northcutt and has been published by Penguin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2002-04-30 with Humor categories.


The hilarious New York Times bestselling phenomenon and the perfect funny gift! The Darwin Awards shares the stories of those human beings who improve the gene pool by removing themselves from it in a sublimely idiotic fashion. Marvel at the thief who tries to steal live electrical wires. Gape at the lawnchair jockey who floats to a height of 16,000 feet suspended by helium balloons. And learn from the man who peers into a gasoline can using a cigarette lighter. All contend for Darwin Awards when their choices culminate in magnificent misadventures. These tales of trial and awe-inspiring error-verified by the author and endorsed by website readers-illustrate the ongoing saga of survival of the fittest in all its selective glory. The Darwin Awards vividly portrays the finest examples of evolution in action, and shows us just how uncommon common sense can be.



The Darwin Awards 4


The Darwin Awards 4
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Author : Christopher M. Kelly
language : en
Publisher: Penguin Group Australia
Release Date : 2006-10-30

The Darwin Awards 4 written by Christopher M. Kelly and has been published by Penguin Group Australia this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2006-10-30 with Humor categories.


All new tales from the shallow end of the gene poolNamed in honour of Charles Darwin, the father of evolution, The Darwin Awards pays homage to those who improve our gene pool . . . by removing themselves from it. Most of us know instinctively that igniting a blasting cap in our mouth is a recipe for disaster. Darwin Award winners do not. Most of us have basic sound judgement that eliminates the need for NO SMOKING signs at ammo dumps. Darwin Award winners do not. Whether it's thallium-snorting soldiers, head-butting motorcyclists, or hatchet-wielding men who mistake a body part for a chicken neck, there's no shortage of creative Darwin Award winners.Filled with 150 original tales of evolution in action, science essays by guest writers, and a spoof research paper supporting Intelligent Design, The Darwin Awards IV demonstrates that when it comes to common sense, natural selection still has a long way to go.



The Darwin Awards


The Darwin Awards
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Author : Renee Hollomon
language : en
Publisher: Orion
Release Date : 2000

The Darwin Awards written by Renee Hollomon and has been published by Orion this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2000 with Humor categories.


'Only two things are infinite - the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe.'Albert Einstein, Scientific adviser to the Darwin AwardsOne of the best known and most frequently visited web sites is the Darwin Awards web site. Practically everyone who is on the net has received a Darwin story in their e-mail at one time or another. It is one of those legendary sites which has become part of the fabric of being on-line. Started in 1993 by biologist Wendy Northcutt she set out to collect together and authenticate stories of individuals around the world who, through their stupidity, have 'removed themselves from the gene pool' (i.e. killed themselves). These are the people for whom warnings such as 'coffee is hot' and 'this superman cape does not enable the wearer to fly' were made. This is black humour elevated to its purest commercial form. There are rules here too. The candidate must: exhibit astounding misapplication of judgement; remove himself/herself from the gene pool; be capable of sound judgement; be self selecting (i.e. it was their fault) and the event must be verifiable. The book will contain four types of stories: The Darwin Awards; Honourable mentions; urban legends; personal accounts. The introduction will explain the nature and origin of the awards then the stories will be divided into 18 chapters, ranging from Testosterone Poisoning: Men at Risk; Junk Food Junkie: Food and Drink; Dangerous Liaisons: Unsafe Sex; The Fairer Sex: Femme Fatalities; Argue with God: Science and Religion; Dirty Job: Death at Work and I Fought the Law: Stupid Criminal Tricks. Each chapter will be have a funny introduction and one in six stories will have an 'serious' discussion of its veracity. There will be over 150 stories: ten new stories and the rest from the site.



Darwin Awards Vi


Darwin Awards Vi
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Author : Wendy Northcutt
language : en
Publisher: Penguin Group Australia
Release Date : 2010-10-20

Darwin Awards Vi written by Wendy Northcutt and has been published by Penguin Group Australia this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-10-20 with Humor categories.


(The countdown has begun . . . ) What distinguishes humans from baser animals is our higher intelligence. This is because most humans know to think twice before headbutting a coconut or biting down on a live wire. Intelligent individuals generally know not to use a mattress pad as a floatation device, or to kitesurf in a hurricane. Darwin Award winners, however, lack this basic common sense. Named for the father of evolution, the Darwin Awards honour those who help natural selection by taking a swan dive into the shallow end of the gene pool. From attaching a five-horsepower engine to a barstool, to hammering a metal hook into an explosive device, to using a Taser to treat a snake bite, The Darwin Awards: Countdown to Extinction show that the countdown (to human extinction) is well underway – and we won't exit this mortal coil without one last laugh. Illustrated and featuring all-new tales of the marvellously macabre, The Darwin Awards: Countdown to Extinction chronicles humans who step onto the lowest rung on the evolutionary ladder and prove that intelligence is not as common among humans as we'd like to think.



The Darwin Awards Countdown To Extinction


The Darwin Awards Countdown To Extinction
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Author : Wendy Northcutt
language : en
Publisher: Penguin
Release Date : 2010-10-28

The Darwin Awards Countdown To Extinction written by Wendy Northcutt and has been published by Penguin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-10-28 with Humor categories.


The hilarious New York Times bestselling phenomenon and the perfect funny gift! The Darwin Awards are more than just a brand. They're a pop culture phenomenon. With six books and a website that draws in more than a million unique visitors every month, the Darwin Awards rivals The Onion and The Simpsons as one of the biggest humor franchises in the world. Fully illustrated and featuring all-new tales of the marvelously macabre, The Darwin Awards Countdown to Extinction chronicles the astonishing acts of individuals who have taken a swan dive into the shallow end of the gene pool. From attaching a five-horsepower engine to a barstool, to hammering a metal hook into an explosive device, to using a taser to treat a snake bite, these gloriously gruesome incidents prove that the countdown (to human extinction) is well under way. And we won't exit this mortal coil without one last laugh.



The Darwin Awards Ii


The Darwin Awards Ii
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Author : Wendy Northcutt
language : en
Publisher: Penguin Books
Release Date : 2001

The Darwin Awards Ii written by Wendy Northcutt and has been published by Penguin Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2001 with Accident victims categories.


The Darwin Awards 2 follows on from the hugely successful Darwin Awards: Evolution in Action which reached #1 on Amazon and #3 on The New York Times bestseller list. The Darwin Awards 2 contains disturbingly addictive and funny new stories which appeal to an international audience of fans of smart, knowing humour. You won't believe the absurd ways in which people have managed to maim or kill themselves thereby removing the particularly idiotic genes from the human gene pool and enhancing our chances of survival for the rest of the human race!



The Darwin Awards 3


The Darwin Awards 3
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Author : Wendy Northcutt
language : en
Publisher: Dutton Adult
Release Date : 2003

The Darwin Awards 3 written by Wendy Northcutt and has been published by Dutton Adult this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2003 with Humor categories.


A collection of true stories about men and women whose common sense failed them in a series of macabre mishaps and misadventures.