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The Day I Fell Down The Toilet And Other Poems
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Author : Steve Turner
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1996-01-01
The Day I Fell Down The Toilet And Other Poems written by Steve Turner and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1996-01-01 with Children's poetry, English categories.
A collection of humorous poems for children. Suggested level: primary.
The Day I Fell Down The Toilet And Other Poems
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Author : Steve Turner
language : en
Publisher: Lion Children's Books
Release Date : 2015-09-18
The Day I Fell Down The Toilet And Other Poems written by Steve Turner and has been published by Lion Children's Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-09-18 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
Have you ever been punched by a cabbage, or fallen head first down the loo? Have you ever had fun with a poem? You haven't? Then this book's for you. 'Steve Turner's first collection of verse for children is full of quirky humour and strong rhymes to read aloud' Children and quite a few adults will enjoy the poems in this collection. Pollution, religion, growing up and families are just some of the topics the author uses for this amusing anthology. I rate this collection as good as those by Roger McGough and Brian Patten." Hull Daily Mail 'Full of quirky humour and strong rhymes that kids adore.' Brian Patten 'Steve Turner is one of the most original and child-friendly voices to emerge in the last few years.' Sunday Telegraph 'Highly observant, often poignant, sometimes naughty and always fresh and funny.' Nick Park, creator of Wallace and Gromit 'This hilarious collection of poems will make you laugh out loud.' The Young Telegraph
The Day I Fell Down The Toilet
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Author : Stephen Mangan
language : en
Publisher: Scholastic
Release Date : 2024-04-11
The Day I Fell Down The Toilet written by Stephen Mangan and has been published by Scholastic this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2024-04-11 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
A high-energy, laugh-out-loud, fully illustrated adventure story by much-loved actor Stephen Mangan and talented artist Anita Mangan, Celebrity Goggleboxers & creators of Top 10 Fiction Bestsellers Escape the Rooms, The Fart That Changed the World and The Great Reindeer Rescue.
Disaster!
The Queen of Dunny, the land where jokes come from, has lost her sense of humour and banned fun of any kind. Her subjects have one final shot at making her laugh otherwise NO NEW JOKES will be created EVER AGAIN!
Enter the hero the world needs.
Timothy Trench: straight-talking, uber-decisive child genius... oh, wait. In an unfortunate case of mistaken identity, the wrong Timothy - a boy who finds it impossible to make decisions - is fetched to make the Queen laugh.
Can he work out what will tickle Her Majesty's funny bone and save the day?
A wildly imaginative, brilliantly silly adventure that's overflowing with toilet humour!
- Wildly funny, delightfully imaginative storytelling with a message that any kid can be a hero!
- Packed with pictures by Stephen Mangan's sister Anita Mangan.
- Escape the Rooms, The Fart That Changed the World and The Great Reindeer Rescue have been huge bestsellers: Stephen and Anita are comic dynamite.
Praise for Stephen and Anita's books:
Escape the Rooms:
"A brilliant, clever, kind of genius book" Graham Norton, Virgin Radio
'Richly imagined and deeply heartfelt' Hadley Freeman, Guardian
'Manages to feel both classic and modern at the same time' Good Housekeeping
'A beautiful and exciting adventure that ignites the imagination' Edith Bowman
The Fart That Changed the World
"A sure-fire way for kids to entertain themselves. What’s more, it’s also excellent for reading aloud" LoveReading4Kids
"Laugh-out-loud stuff" Ray D’Arcy
"A high-energy, brilliantly imaginative and laugh-out-loud tale that is guaranteed to blow away young readers" Lancashire Evening Post
The Unlikely Rise of Harry Sponge
After the runaway success of joint debut novel, Escape the Rooms, and the hilarious The Fart That Changed the World, the dynamic duo return with an all-action, marvellously manic and laugh-out-loud tale with a message that any child can be a heroLancashire Evening Post
"hilarious ... A right royal romp" First News
The Day I Fell Down The Toilet And Other Poems
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Author : Steve (Author) Turner
language : en
Publisher: Lion Cub Books
Release Date : 2024-05-17
The Day I Fell Down The Toilet And Other Poems written by Steve (Author) Turner and has been published by Lion Cub Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2024-05-17 with categories.
A best-selling collection of whacky, fun and thought-provoking poetry for children
The Day I Fell Down The Toilet And Other Poems
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Author : Steve Turner
language : en
Publisher: SPCK
Release Date : 2024-05-17
The Day I Fell Down The Toilet And Other Poems written by Steve Turner and has been published by SPCK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2024-05-17 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Have you ever been punched by a cabbage or fallen head first down the loo? Have you ever had fun with a poem? You haven't? Then this book's for you. Whacky poems that take a roller-coaster ride from the crazy corners of dreams to the big questions of life. This collection of over seventy poems for children by Steve Turner is regularly in the best-seller lists. Full of wit and fun, his thought-provoking poetry has been used by teachers in classrooms and entertained children at home over the years. These poems make an instant impact, as the themes and ideas in them offer lots of food for thought for young minds.
Escape The Rooms
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Author : Stephen Mangan
language : en
Publisher: Scholastic UK
Release Date : 2021-06-03
Escape The Rooms written by Stephen Mangan and has been published by Scholastic UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-06-03 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
A high-energy, laugh-out-loud, fully illustrated adventure story by much-loved actor Stephen Mangan and talented artist Anita Mangan. The last thing Jack expected when he bungee-jumped at the fairground was to go plummeting right through the ground into the weird, wonderful Rooms... There he must face a series of puzzles and traps alongside a mysterious girl called Cally, in order for them to find their way home. Throw in a murderous polar bear, hundreds of tiny yet ferocious lions, some mind-blowing riddles, and get ready for a hilarious, helter-skelter adventure like no other!
Toilet Training In Less Than A Day
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Author : Nathan Azrin
language : en
Publisher: Gallery Books
Release Date : 2019-08-06
Toilet Training In Less Than A Day written by Nathan Azrin and has been published by Gallery Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-08-06 with Family & Relationships categories.
In this newly modernized edition of the classic, bestselling book on toilet training, you’ll discover the scientifically proven Azrin-Foxx method that’s been used by millions of parents worldwide. This clear and accessible guide remains the go-to book on toilet training for a reason. With a newly modernized take on the same proven, easy-to-follow steps, you’ll learn how to let go of stress and have your child confidently using the toilet—without assistance or a reminder—in only a couple of hours. Inside you will find a wealth of helpful information, including: - Step-by-step instructions taking you and your child from pre-training all the way through to the Potty Training Diploma - A method that unlocks your child’s sense of pride, independence, and accomplishment - Supply lists, reminder sheets, and frequently asked questions With more than two million copies sold, Toilet Training in Less Than a Day is the only guide you'll ever need to make potty training a rewarding and successful experience for both you and your toddler.
The Chinese Zodiac
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Author : Anita Mangan
language : en
Publisher: Portico
Release Date : 2021-10-14
The Chinese Zodiac written by Anita Mangan and has been published by Portico this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-10-14 with Body, Mind & Spirit categories.
From highly-acclaimed illustrator, graphic designer and author, Anita Mangan, comes The Chinese Zodiac, an ideal gift book for fans of astrology and lunar cycles. In this time of self-awareness and self-interest, The Chinese Zodiac takes an alternative and hilarious look at all 12 signs of the Chinese Zodiac, mixing together animal and human facts and drawing on themes such as personality, love, health and lifestyle, school/work to create a fresh and entertaining look at ourselves accompanied by quirky and colourful illustrations in this full-colour gift book. The Chinese zodiac follows the moon (rather than constellations, as in the Greco-Roman zodiac system). It is divided into a 12-year cycle, with a different animal representing each year. The philosophy is deeply rooted in Chinese culture, and the zodiac, combined with the principles of yin and yang and the five elements, asserts a remarkable influence over people’s decisions and beliefs. The signs include: Rat Ox Tiger Rabbit Dragon Snake Horse Goat/Sheep Monkey Rooster Dog Pig
No Place To Go
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Author : Lezlie Lowe
language : en
Publisher: Coach House Books
Release Date : 2018-09-11
No Place To Go written by Lezlie Lowe and has been published by Coach House Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-09-11 with Social Science categories.
Adults don't talk about the business of doing our business. We work on one assumption: the world of public bathrooms is problem- and politics-free. No Place To Go: Answering the Call of Nature in the Urban Jungle reveals the opposite is true. No Place To Go is a toilet tour from London to San Francisco to Toronto and beyond. From pay potties to deserted alleyways, No Place To Go is a marriage of urbanism, social narrative, and pop culture that shows the ways — momentous and mockable — public bathrooms just don't work. Like, for the homeless, who, faced with no place to go sometimes literally take to the streets. (Ever heard of a municipal poop map?) For people with invisible disabilities, such as Crohn’s disease, who stay home rather than risk soiling themselves on public transit routes. For girls who quit sports teams because they don’t want to run to the edge of the pitch to pee. Celebrities like Lady Gaga and Bruce Springsteen have protested bathroom bills that will stomp on the rights of transpeople. And where was Hillary Clinton after she arrived back to the stage late after the first commercial break of the live-televised Democratic leadership debate in December 2015? Stuck in a queue for the women’s bathroom. Peel back the layers on public bathrooms and it’s clear many more people want for good access than have it. Public bathroom access is about cities, society, design, movement, and equity. The real question is: Why are public toilets so crappy?
Motel Of The Mysteries
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Author : David Macaulay
language : en
Publisher: Houghton Mifflin Harcourt
Release Date : 1979-10-11
Motel Of The Mysteries written by David Macaulay and has been published by Houghton Mifflin Harcourt this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1979-10-11 with Young Adult Fiction categories.
It is the year 4022; all of the ancient country of Usa has been buried under many feet of detritus from a catastrophe that occurred back in 1985. Imagine, then, the excitement that Howard Carson, an amateur archeologist at best, experienced when in crossing the perimeter of an abandoned excavation site he felt the ground give way beneath him and found himself at the bottom of a shaft, which, judging from the DO NOT DISTURB sign hanging from an archaic doorknob, was clearly the entrance to a still-sealed burial chamber. Carson's incredible discoveries, including the remains of two bodies, one of then on a ceremonial bed facing an altar that appeared to be a means of communicating with the Gods and the other lying in a porcelain sarcophagus in the Inner Chamber, permitted him to piece together the whole fabric of that extraordinary civilization.