The Day My Dogs Became Guys
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The Day My Dogs Became Guys
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Author : Merrill Markoe
language : en
Publisher: Viking Juvenile
Release Date : 1999
The Day My Dogs Became Guys written by Merrill Markoe and has been published by Viking Juvenile this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1999 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
When an eclipse of the sun turns Carey's three dogs into people, they cause enormous problems by continuing to behave like dogs.
Day My Dogs Became Guys
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The Day My Dogs Became Guys
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Author : Merrill Markoe
language : en
Publisher: Turtleback
Release Date : 2001-01-01
The Day My Dogs Became Guys written by Merrill Markoe and has been published by Turtleback this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2001-01-01 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
During a solar eclipse, Carey's wish that his dogs would turn into people comes true. Finally, Carey thinks, he'll be able to talk to Butch, Ed, and Dee Dee and make them behave. But to his surprise, Carey finds that Butch, Ed, and Dee Dee are more dangerous as people than they were as dogs. They're still hungry all the time, but now they know how to open the refrigerator! Be careful what you wish for (it just might come true) is the message of this uproarious tale.
It S My F Ing Birthday
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Author : Merrill Markoe
language : en
Publisher: Villard
Release Date : 2007-12-18
It S My F Ing Birthday written by Merrill Markoe and has been published by Villard this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007-12-18 with Fiction categories.
“In the coming year,” she said, hoisting her blindingly clean and gleaming glass into the air, “may half of all your dreams come true.” “Mom,” I said to her, “isn’t that kind of pathetic?” “Well, it’s realistic.” It’s her thirty-sixth birthday, and she really thought things would be different this year—that she’d have figured out men and how to get along with her narcissistic parents enough to survive a birthday celebration. But nothing’s changed. Her disappointing day is capped off by the delivery of a huge bouquet of flowers from Carl, with whom she has recently, and bitterly, split. A gesture of reconciliation? Of passive aggression? She’s too unhinged to tell. It’s My F---ing Birthday unfolds in seven state-of-my-life addresses this hapless high school art teacher writes to herself on consecutive birthdays, as she is determined to break the patterns of behavior that are keeping her down. Her objective: to avoid making the same mistakes over and over and start making some new ones. Through seven outrageously funny years of needling parents, self-absorbed boyfriends, riots, O.J., and Monica—and bigger and bigger bouquets from Carl—she navigates a circuitous (and ultimately successful) route to happiness in a world where everything seems to conspire to the contrary. What I Learned This Year That I Need to Remember 1. No more taking the bait from Mom. Even if the fight becomes about not taking the bait. 2. No more dwelling in the past. 3. Try much harder to continue being a vegetarian. This will limit the restaurants the folks can take me to. 4. No more trying to decode the flowers from Carl. If he sends them again, just think of them as a fun, free thing, like a little sample box of cereal or detergent that suddenly appears in the mailbox. 5. Don’t make a big deal out of the fact that there were no guys this year. Perhaps that’s a better thing than continuing to get involved with guys who exhibit behavior from the beginning that indicates the whole thing is completely hopeless. So try to remember the above as a coping strategy when I am so crazed with horniness that I want to throw myself off a building. 6. No more mumbo jumbo. This means no more calling 900 astrology numbers listed at the end of horoscopes in women’s magazines to find out my love forecast. And no more going to psychics, no matter how dicey things get.
The Psycho Ex Game
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Author : Merrill Markoe
language : en
Publisher: Villard
Release Date : 2007-12-18
The Psycho Ex Game written by Merrill Markoe and has been published by Villard this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007-12-18 with Fiction categories.
Lisa Roberty is a successful screenwriter with an impoverished social life who’s enduring a demoralizing job at the mind-numbing sitcom You Go, Girl. Grant Repka is an obscure indie rock musician who, in his forties, finds his career surprisingly resurrected with the success of his comic operetta about the doomed romance of Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson. When Grant and Lisa meet after one of his shows, sparks don’t immediately fly—but e-mail addresses are exchanged. A my-book-for-your-CD trade and a couple of e-mails later, Lisa tells Grant that she enjoys his song “My Psycho Ex,” but warns him that where psycho-exes are concerned, she’s pretty sure she “could drink him under the table.” Little does she know that this will become the opening salvo in an epic e-mail battle dubbed the Psycho Ex Game, a storytelling competition in which horrific tales of dysfunctional love and living with lunatics are volleyed with glee. The rules are simple; the point system, unique: the experiences that would normally leave someone running for the therapist’s office (humiliation, degradation, and complicity in psychotic behavior) just might win match point in the Psycho Ex Game. Now it’s Grant vs. Lisa as the wretched tales of his ex, the Junkie Queen of Darkness, vie with the woe inflicted by her ex, a tantrum-throwing actor/director widely known as Mr. Summer Box Office Record-Holder. As the correspondence evolves, it surprises Lisa by offering her the kind of intimacy she has never shared with a man in the same room. Before long, what started as a friendly competition becomes a road map to an unlikely couple’s growing involvement, leaving both Grant and Lisa secretly wondering, “If we were to get involved, which one of us is potentially the next Psycho Ex?” Written in alternating he said/she said chapters, The Psycho Ex Game is shot through with the acerbic humor of Merrill Markoe and the mordant observations that have made Andy Prieboy a literate voice in rock. The Psycho Ex Game is a hilarious dissection of injuries sustained on the front lines of romance—and the careful nursing that gets us battleready once again.
Literature Circle Role Sheets
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Author : Christine Boardman Moen
language : en
Publisher: Lorenz Educational Press
Release Date : 2000-03-01
Literature Circle Role Sheets written by Christine Boardman Moen and has been published by Lorenz Educational Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2000-03-01 with Language Arts & Disciplines categories.
From Character Sketcher to Plot Person, ready-to-use reproducible role sheets to make your literature circle discussions exciting, informative and fun! Also promotes writing, listening and cooperative learning skills, fosters individual assessment and facilitates reading success. Preselected lists of student books, guidelines for getting started, observation charts and more.
What The Dogs Have Taught Me
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Author : Merrill Markoe
language : en
Publisher: Villard
Release Date : 2011-08-24
What The Dogs Have Taught Me written by Merrill Markoe and has been published by Villard this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-08-24 with Pets categories.
Award-winning comedy writer Merrill Markoe, the slightly warped mind behind Stupid Pet Tricks, is an old hand with dogs. She knows who’s boss (they are) and the myriad ways a loving pet can make you feel guilty twenty-four hours a day. This new edition of Merrill Markoe’s classic collection of humorous essays gives readers the choicest selections along with brand-new material. In these razor-sharp essays, Markoe recounts her dogs’ phone chats with animal communicators, her search for past lives, and her brief stint as a stun gun saleswoman. She describes the workshop that taught her how to launch an Internet porn business and another that gave proper instruction in the esoteric art of becoming a dominatrix. She shares insight into what it is like to structure your day using only dog rules, how to spot a really horrible restaurant, and what it’s like to have a romantic dinner with Fabio. There’s even a bright side to preparing for the apocalypse: “At last, it is time to forget about fat grams and low cholesterol.” This enchantingly rambunctious and boundlessly enjoyable book gives you Merrill Markoe at her best. You’ll devour it in one sitting (and so may your pet).
Literature Circle Role Sheets Ebook
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Author : Christine Boardman Moen
language : en
Publisher: Lorenz Educational Press
Release Date : 2000-03-01
Literature Circle Role Sheets Ebook written by Christine Boardman Moen and has been published by Lorenz Educational Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2000-03-01 with Language Arts & Disciplines categories.
From Character Sketcher to Plot Person, ready-to-use reproducible role sheets to make your literature circle discussions exciting, informative and fun! Also promotes writing, listening and cooperative learning skills, fosters individual assessment and facilitates reading success. Preselected lists of student books, guidelines for getting started, observation charts and more.
The Book Of Joe
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Author : Vincent Price
language : en
Publisher: Open Road Media
Release Date : 2016-04-26
The Book Of Joe written by Vincent Price and has been published by Open Road Media this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-04-26 with Pets categories.
In the tradition of Anna Quindlen’s Good Dog. Stay., the iconic star of the Dr. Phibes films shares the heartwarming tale of his mischievous mutt. Actor Vincent Price won acclaim for his performances as a menacing villain in dozens of macabre horror films, such as House of Wax. Less well known, though, is Price’s lifelong love of animals, especially his fourteen-year-old mutt, Joe. From his wife’s passion for poodles to film set encounters with all types of creatures, including goats, apes, and camels, Price’s life was full of furry, four-legged friends. But it was Joe who truly captured his heart. Intelligent, courageous, and devoted to his owner, Joe was a special dog with a personality all his own. In this touching and light-hearted memoir, with a new introduction by Bill Hader and a preface by Vincent Price’s daughter, Victoria, Joe gets involved in all sorts of hijinks: At one point, the actor has to defend his canine companion in court! Despite some bad habits, like stealing guests’ shoes, pursuing lustful trysts with neighboring dogs, or belly flopping into the garden fishpond—crushing more than a few fish—Price loves his Joselito, whose unconditional loyalty more than makes up for his minor indiscretions. And when Price’s elderly cousin who comes to stay with him is stricken with cancer, Joe never leaves her side. Price’s tender and witty recollections of his time spent with Joe will bring joy to any animal lover’s heart. The Vincent Price Family Legacy will donate a portion of the proceeds from this book to the Fund for Animals.
The Day That Dog Became Man S Best Friend
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Author : Lerato Mokoka
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2012
The Day That Dog Became Man S Best Friend written by Lerato Mokoka and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012 with Readers (Elementary) categories.
