The Dilbert Principle

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The Dilbert Principle

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Author : Scott Adams
language : en
Publisher: Pan Macmillan
Release Date : 2000

The Dilbert Principle written by Scott Adams and has been published by Pan Macmillan this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2000 with Art categories.

You loved the comic strip; now read the business advice. Or should that be anti-business advice? Scott Adams provides the hapless victim of re-engineering, rightsizing and Total Quality Management some strategies for fighting back, er, coping. Forced to work long hours, with no hope of a raise? Adams offers tips on maintaining parity in compensation. Along the way, Adams explains what ISO 9000 really is and assesses the irresistibility of female engineers.

Thriving On Vague Objectives

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Author : Scott Adams
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2005-11

Thriving On Vague Objectives written by Scott Adams and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2005-11 with Humor categories.

Dilbert and the gang are back for this 26th collection, another take-off of office life that will appeal to cubicle dwellers across the globe.

The Dilbert Principle

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Author : Scott Adams
language : en
Publisher: Harper Collins
Release Date : 1997-04-24

The Dilbert Principle written by Scott Adams and has been published by Harper Collins this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1997-04-24 with Humor categories.

The creator of Dilbert, the fastest-growing comic strip in the nation (syndicated in nearly 1000 newspapers), takes a look at corporate America in all its glorious lunacy. Lavishly illustrated with Dilbert strips, these hilarious essays on incompetent bosses, management fads, bewildering technological changes and so much more, will make anyone who has ever worked in an office laugh out loud in recognition. The Dilbert Principle: The most ineffective workers will be systematically moved to the place where they can do the least damage — management. Since 1989, Scott Adams has been illustrating this principle each day, lampooning the corporate world through Dilbert, his enormously popular comic strip. In Dilbert, the potato-shaped, abuse-absorbing hero of the strip, Adams has given voice to the millions of Americans buffeted by the many adversities of the workplace. Now he takes the next step, attacking corporate culture head-on in this lighthearted series of essays. Packed with more than 100 hilarious cartoons, these 25 chapters explore the zeitgeist of ever-changing management trends, overbearing egos, management incompetence, bottomless bureaucracies, petrifying performance reviews, three-hour meetings, the confusion of the information superhighway and more. With sharp eyes, and an even sharper wit, Adams exposes -- and skewers -- the bizarre absurdities of everyday corporate life. Readers will be convinced that he must be spying on their bosses, The Dilbert Principle rings so true!

The Peter Principle

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Author : RAYMOND. HULL HULL (RAYMOND. PETER, DR LAURENCE J.)
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-10

The Peter Principle written by RAYMOND. HULL HULL (RAYMOND. PETER, DR LAURENCE J.) and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-10 with categories.

In a hierarchy, every employee rises to the level of their own incompetence.This simple maxim, defined by this classic book over 40 years ago, has become a beacon of truth in the world of work. From the civil service to multinational companies to hospital management, it explains why things constantly go wrong: promotion up a hierarchy inevitably leads to over-promotion and incompetence. Through barbed anecdotes and wry humour the authors define the problem and show how anyone, whether at the top or bottom of the career ladder, can avoid its pitfalls. Or, indeed, avoid promotion entirely!

The Dilbert Future

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Author : Scott Adams
language : en
Publisher: Pan Macmillan Adult
Release Date : 1998-09-01

The Dilbert Future written by Scott Adams and has been published by Pan Macmillan Adult this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1998-09-01 with Humor categories.

With this book, Scott Adams follows in the footsteps of other great futurists, i.e., sitting at home making stuff up that can't be proven wrong for many years. Featuring the same mix of essays and cartoons that made The Dilbert Principle so uniquely entertaining, The Dilbert Future offers predictions on business, technology, society, and government. Some predictions include: children are our future, so grab what you can while they're still too little to stop us; and humans will finally learn to use the 90 percent of the brain we don't use today, and find out that there wasn't anything in that part.

Dogbert S Top Secret Management Handbook

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Author : Scott Adams
language : en
Publisher: Firefly Books
Release Date : 1997-10-21

Dogbert S Top Secret Management Handbook written by Scott Adams and has been published by Firefly Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1997-10-21 with Business & Economics categories.

By the author of the Dilbert Principle, a very funny book of cartoons and text.

Build A Better Life By Stealing Office Supplies

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Author :
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 1991

Build A Better Life By Stealing Office Supplies written by and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1991 with Comics & Graphic Novels categories.

Here's everything you need to know about how business really operates courtesy of Dogbert.

How To Fail At Almost Everything And Still Win Big

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Author : Scott Adams
language : en
Publisher: Penguin
Release Date : 2013-10-22

How To Fail At Almost Everything And Still Win Big written by Scott Adams and has been published by Penguin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-10-22 with Business & Economics categories.

Blasting clichéd career advice, the contrarian pundit and creator of Dilbert recounts the humorous ups and downs of his career, revealing the outsized role of luck in our lives and how best to play the system. Scott Adams has likely failed at more things than anyone you’ve ever met or anyone you’ve even heard of. So how did he go from hapless office worker and serial failure to the creator of Dilbert, one of the world’s most famous syndicated comic strips, in just a few years? In How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big, Adams shares the game plan he’s followed since he was a teen: invite failure in, embrace it, then pick its pocket. No career guide can offer advice that works for everyone. As Adams explains, your best bet is to study the ways of others who made it big and try to glean some tricks and strategies that make sense for you. Adams pulls back the covers on his own unusual life and shares how he turned one failure after another—including his corporate career, his inventions, his investments, and his two restaurants—into something good and lasting. There’s a lot to learn from his personal story, and a lot of entertainment along the way. Adams discovered some unlikely truths that helped to propel him forward. For instance: • Goals are for losers. Systems are for winners. • “Passion” is bull. What you need is personal energy. • A combination of mediocre skills can make you surprisingly valuable. • You can manage your odds in a way that makes you look lucky to others. Adams hopes you can laugh at his failures while discovering some unique and helpful ideas on your own path to personal victory. As he writes: “This is a story of one person’s unlikely success within the context of scores of embarrassing failures. Was my eventual success primarily a result of talent, luck, hard work, or an accidental just-right balance of each? All I know for sure is that I pursued a conscious strategy of managing my opportunities in a way that would make it easier for luck to find me.”

Don T Step In The Leadership

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Author : Scott Adams
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 1999-03

Don T Step In The Leadership written by Scott Adams and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1999-03 with Business & Economics categories.

A collection of cartoons that explore the world of work in the 1990s, featuring Dilbert, the harassed office employee, and his co-workers.

Random Acts Of Management

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Author : Scott Adams
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2000-03

Random Acts Of Management written by Scott Adams and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2000-03 with Comics & Graphic Novels categories.

In Random Acts of Management, cartoonist Scott Adams offers sardonic glimpses once again into the lunatic office life of DILBERT, Dogbert, Wally, and others, as they work in an all-too-believably ludicrous setting filled with incompetent management, incomprehensible project acronyms, and minuscule raises. Everyone, it seems, identifies with DILBERT, who struggles to navigate the constant tribulations of absurd company policies and idiot management strategies. Syndicated since 1989, DILBERT appears in more than 1,900 newspapers in fifty-seven countries. DILBERT also appears in his own weekly television show, and on calendars, greeting cards, and Dilberitos.