The Funny Life Of Pets
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The Funny Life Of Pets
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Author : James Campbell
language : en
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
Release Date : 2019-05-02
The Funny Life Of Pets written by James Campbell and has been published by Bloomsbury Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-05-02 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
A hilarious book from bestselling author and stand-up comic James Campbell, who has visited over 3,000 primary schools to tell stories and encourage children to write their own. Uncover the sidesplitting life of cucumber scaredy-cats, non-stop pooping hamsters, exploding fish and everything in-between (and some things that have nothing to do with pets but are still ridiculously funny). This hilarious book answers all the big questions, like: do sausage dogs eat sausages? Why has my cat done a poo behind my wardrobe? And how can I persuade my parents to get me a pet? For real-life pet facts, imaginary stories, and a generally laugh-so-hard-snot-comes-out-your-nose read, this is the only pet book you'll ever need! Written by the outstanding children's comedian James Campbell, prepare yourself for The Funny Life of Pets! But be WARNED – this IS NOT a normal book...You read a normal book by starting on page one and reading to the end (BORING). You can read this book forwards, backwards, sideways, and in approximately 861,000 different ways in-between. This is a book with outrageous facts, hilarious jokes, insanely funny online videos and brilliant stories all about pets, the author, and all sorts of other things. WARNING: Anything you think you might have learned from this book might not be very accurate so should not be used in a school project or as part of homework. Unless of course, you are made of stardust and are as brave as sunshine.
The Secret Life Of Pets 2 1
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Author : Stephane Lapuss
language : en
Publisher: Titan Comics
Release Date : 2019-10-23
The Secret Life Of Pets 2 1 written by Stephane Lapuss and has been published by Titan Comics this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-10-23 with Comics & Graphic Novels categories.
When the cats are away, the mice can play… and when their owner's away, these bored pets get up to all kinds of mischief. These hilarious animal antics star the furry friends of The Secret Life of Pets and The Secret Life of Pets 2! Side-splitting one-page comic strips from Stephane Lapuss', writer of the official Minions comics!
The Funny Life Of Teachers
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Author : James Campbell
language : en
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
Release Date : 2019-05-02
The Funny Life Of Teachers written by James Campbell and has been published by Bloomsbury Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-05-02 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
Uncover the ridiculously funny life of teachers (and some things that have nothing to do with teachers but are still splendidly funny) according to James Campbell, comedian extraordinaire. Ever wondered what teachers do when they're not in the classroom? Are they undercover detectives, champion roller-blade dancers or do they spend their evenings playing with their 576 cats? This face-achingly funny book will also teach you why you should carry an emergency banana with you at all times, how to fart in class silently without anyone knowing it was you and how to catapult yourself to school by building a medieval style catapult in your back garden! Whether you love or loathe your teachers, want to become one when you grow up or don't give two figs about your teacher but simply love a HILARIOUS read, this book is for you. Prepare to roll around the floor laughing with the snot-inducingly brilliant The Funny Life of Teachers. But be warned – this is NOT a normal book. You can read it forwards, backwards, sideways and in approximately 861,000 different ways in between. Whichever way you read it, look no further for fantastic real-life teacher facts, incredibly funny illustrations, imaginary stories and an impossibly silly read!
Animals Welcome
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Author : Peg Kehret
language : en
Publisher: Penguin
Release Date : 2012-08-16
Animals Welcome written by Peg Kehret and has been published by Penguin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-08-16 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
A moving memoir from an award-winning author A mother cat and her kittens, shot with a pellet gun. A poacher illegally stalking a bear. Peg Kehret tells these true stories and more as she invites readers into her life on a small wildlife sanctuary. Vividly showing the joys of animal rescue while providing facts about the animals and birds she encounters, Kehret also shares the tragedy of her husband's sudden death, and the pain of losing Pete, the shelter cat who co-authored three of her books. Written with honesty, heart, and humor, Animals Welcome is a personal glimpse into the life of an author who loves animals, and the philosophy by which she lives.
The Travelling Vet
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Author : Jonathan Cranston
language : en
Publisher: Atlantic Books
Release Date : 2018-11-01
The Travelling Vet written by Jonathan Cranston and has been published by Atlantic Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-11-01 with Pets categories.
Jonathan Cranston is no ordinary vet. In addition to his day job in the Gloucestershire countryside treating cows, dogs, pigs and cats, he's also worked with an astonishing range of species around the world, including crocodiles, rhinos and pandas. In this charming collection he introduces us to some of his favourite patients, ranging from beloved family pets through to magnificent creatures of the wild. Whether microchipping armadillos, anaesthetising giraffes or birthing a calf, Jonathan's love for his work and the entire animal kingdom is infectious. From the preposterous (castrating a sugar glider) to the poignant (encountering victims of rhino poaching), the stories in The Travelling Vet will delight and enthral every animal lover.
My Kingdom Of Darkness A Branches Book Pets Rule 1
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Author : Susan Tan
language : en
Publisher: Scholastic Inc.
Release Date : 2022-06-28
My Kingdom Of Darkness A Branches Book Pets Rule 1 written by Susan Tan and has been published by Scholastic Inc. this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-06-28 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Pets, hilarity, and plots for world domination come together in Pets Rule!, an early chapter book series perfect for fans of The Secret Life of Pets! Pick a book. Grow a Reader! This series is part of Scholastic's early chapter book line, Branches, aimed at newly independent readers. With easy-to-read text, high-interest content, fast-paced plots, and illustrations on every page, these books will boost reading confidence and stamina. Branches books help readers grow! Meet Ember, a rescue Chihuahua who has just been adopted by the Chin family. Ember is no ordinary dog: he thinks he is an evil overlord, destined to rule the world. He enlists the help of the other pets in the house, like Smelly Steve the hamster and Neo the canary, to take over the neighborhood. Their first mission is defeating Masher, the mean squirrel who lives next door. But to his shock, Ember finds himself growing attached to his “minions”, the Chin family—especially Lucy. Does Ember still have what it takes to control of the neighborhood... and the world? With laugh-out-loud humor, engaging artwork on every page, and nonstop action that will have readers rushing to turn the pages, Pets Rule is the just-right series for any emerging reader! "This early chapter book expertly cultivates a larger-than-life pseudo-antihero... an infectiously silly series starter." -- Kirkus Reviews
The Funny Life Of Sharks
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Author : James Campbell
language : en
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
Release Date : 2020-06-11
The Funny Life Of Sharks written by James Campbell and has been published by Bloomsbury Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-06-11 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
A hilarious book from bestselling author and stand-up comic James Campbell, who has visited over 3,000 primary schools to tell stories and encourage children to write their own. Ever wondered why sharks have such a bad reputation? Are they dangerous, human-munching monsters? Or have we got it all wrong? In fact, only SIX people get attacked by sharks every year across the WHOLE WORLD. And how many sharks are eaten by humans every year? ONE HUNDRED MILLION! So maybe sharks are more afraid of us ... Take a deep dive into the ridiculously funny life of sharks (and some things that have nothing to do with sharks but are still splendidly funny) according to James Campbell, comedian extraordinaire. This face-achingly funny book will also teach you about great white sharks, tiger sharks and hammerhead sharks, just how incredibly old sharks are, and why sharks are SO important for the environment and how to look after them. So, whether you're seriously afraid of sharks or love them so much you want to invite a shark to your next birthday party, this HILARIOUS book is for you. Prepare to roll around the floor laughing with the snot-inducingly brilliant The Funny Life of Sharks, with side-splittingly funny illustrations from Rob Jones.
Wild Life Of Pets
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Author : Leigh Rubin
language : en
Publisher: CompanionHouse Books
Release Date : 2003
Wild Life Of Pets written by Leigh Rubin and has been published by CompanionHouse Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2003 with Art categories.
Ever wonder about the secret lives of pets? Or what pets think about people? Do pets even think? This compilation of 104 cartoons offers a hilarious and warped look at the world through a pet's eyes.
Good Grief
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Author : E.B. Bartels
language : en
Publisher: HarperCollins
Release Date : 2022-08-02
Good Grief written by E.B. Bartels and has been published by HarperCollins this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-08-02 with Pets categories.
An unexpected, poignant, and personal account of loving and losing pets, exploring the singular bonds we have with our companion animals, and how to grieve them once they’ve passed. E.B. Bartels has had a lot of pets—dogs, birds, fish, tortoises. As varied a bunch as they are, they’ve taught her one universal truth: to own a pet is to love a pet, and to own a pet is also—with rare exception—to lose that pet in time. But while we have codified traditions to mark the passing of our fellow humans, most cultures don’t have the same for pets. Bartels takes us from Massachusetts to Japan, from ancient Egypt to the modern era, in search of the good pet death. We meet veterinarians, archaeologists, ministers, and more, offering an idiosyncratic, inspiring array of rituals—from the traditional (scattering ashes, commissioning a portrait), to the grand (funereal processions, mausoleums), to the unexpected (taxidermy, cloning). The central lesson: there is no best practice when it comes to mourning your pet, except to care for them in death as you did in life, and find the space to participate in their end as fully as you can. Punctuated by wry, bighearted accounts of Bartels’s own pets and their deaths, Good Grief is a cathartic companion through loving and losing our animal family.
The Secret Life Of Pets
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Author :
language : en
Publisher: Golden Books
Release Date : 2016
The Secret Life Of Pets written by and has been published by Golden Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Find out what Max and his pet pals do after their owners leave for work or school each day!