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The Funny Truth About Parenting
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Author : J. Montana
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2009-10-30
The Funny Truth About Parenting written by J. Montana and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-10-30 with categories.
The funny truth takes a look at the oldest profession in the world. Parenting! It looks at the common sense about parenting first discussed by Dr. Spock and compares it to Mr. Spock. J. Montana gives a Birdseye view of growing up Black in America and raising children in a colored world where racism is still a raging rampant. The funny truth turns parenthood upside down and bares the ugly truth that children are not that complicated. It ask the question on how do we gain back control of our children? In an age where social media is all the rave, technology has provided our children with a false sense of sobriety using computers, tablets and phones as the bridge to socializing. We live in a crazy world where our children lack the ability to resolve certain situation in a peaceful and tactful way. Instead, guns have become a way to settle all disputes. So many of our children are being cyber-bullied and our daughters are staging public fist fights. Where does it end? Our children will be packing parents off to nursing homes. Or, worst dropping parent of to adult day care and hoping for the best. How laughable is that, who is the parent here? I blame it on the 'time out' New Generation parenting. We all know those children who throw fits in public spaces while parents try to calm them down. Yup! We discuss the differences in how Black mother's raise and punish their children then to whites. We will explore the influences that shape our children lives like peer pressure, alcohol, drugs and society as a whole. Reality T.V. is the new normal truth and it displays how dysfunctional our society is by airing out our dirty laundry on the world stage. Who needs a Soap Opera? In the last century all kinds of books and magazines have been published on parenting and how to raise children. So how did we get out of the Dark Ages of parenting? The truth is we did and it came with all kinds labels. There are plenty of stories we can tell because we are not alone. The funny truth about parenting is, how many of you would do it again?
The 100 Funniest Parenting Truths Of All Time
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Author : Victor Junior
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-12-29
The 100 Funniest Parenting Truths Of All Time written by Victor Junior and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-12-29 with Family & Relationships categories.
THE 100 FUNNIEST PARENTING TRUTHS OF ALL TIME takes a tongue-in-cheek look behind the parenting curtain and offers insight into the realities of parenthood. Offering a humorous glimpse into life with a newborn, raising a monster toddler, through to the joys of being ignored by teenagers, THE 100 FUNNIEST PARENTING TRUTHS OF ALL TIME is filled with "funny but true" parenting advice, Cooking Tips, #MomHacks, "Fun Facts", and much much more. Gift a copy of THE 100 FUNNIEST PARENTING TRUTHS OF ALL TIME today!
Death Taxes Laundry
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Author : Victor Junior
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-11
Death Taxes Laundry written by Victor Junior and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-11 with categories.
★★★★★ "EVERY parent can relate and EVERY pregnant woman should read." ★★★★★ "Love! The definition of 'Its funny cause it's true'." ★★★★★ "Perfect baby shower gift! Stuff you'd like to tell pregnant friends - but can't." For those considering children, know of children, or are legally bound to raise children for at least the next 18 years DEATH, TAXES & LAUNDRY - 100 Hilarious Parenting Truths For The Uninitiated takes a tongue-in-cheek look behind the parenting curtain and offers insight into the realities of parenthood. Offering a humorous glimpse into life with a newborn, raising a toddler, through to be ignored by teenagers, DEATH, TAXES & LAUNDRY is filled with "funny but true" parenting advice, Cooking Tips, #MomHacks, "Fun Facts", and much much more. Here's a few of the parenting pearls of wisdom in DEATH, TAXES & LAUNDRY Fun Fact: Folding laundry with a toddler nearby is like raking leaves in a hurricane. Kids will not hear you shout their name the first 2-3 times, but will hear you open a candy bar wrapper, under your pillow, from the other side of the house. Toddlers inherit karate skills at age 3 and instinctively Van Damme the bathroom door the exact moment you start peeing. 60% of parenting is shouting "But you just had a snack!" over & over until you finally give in and get them another snack. ... and much more. Gift a copy of DEATH, TAXES & LAUNDRY today! Tags: death taxes, 100 greatest, 100 funniest, mom jokes, gifts for mom, mom gifts, mothers day, momhack, Riddles and brain teasers, riddles and trick questions, riddles book, riddles book for kids, riddles for kids, riddles for kids aged 5-12, riddles and puzzles, jokes and riddles, jokes book, jokes book for kids, jokes children, jokes for kids, stocking stuffer, jokes kids, baby shower, activity book, activities
Welcome To Parenthood
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Author : Summersdale Publishers
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2022-01-13
Welcome To Parenthood written by Summersdale Publishers and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-01-13 with Family & Relationships categories.
You’ve created a human alarm clock without a snooze button! Welcome to the life-upending, sleep-thieving, crazy old business known as parenthood. The hours are long and the pay is non-existent, but the rewards are priceless. They better be. You’re in for quite a ride, but this hilarious gift book is here to tell it like it is, respect the struggle and help you see the funny side. A blend of real talk, hard-won wisdom and relatable observations, this is the perfect antidote to all those well-meaning myths about the unbelievable journey that you and your little one have just begun. The realizations that are going to dawn on you pretty fast include: Just think, in a couple of years that little angel will be calling you a poo-head. Despite all the boundaries you set, sometimes you are going to have to let the baby win. Your biggest daily achievement is now getting another human to burp. This is the perfect gift for anyone with a new baby and a sense of humour.
Dummy
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Author : Matt Coyne
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2017-04-20
Dummy written by Matt Coyne and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-04-20 with Family & Relationships categories.
**THE SUNDAY TIMES TOP 10 BESTSELLER** 'The night before Charlie was born I had this dream. I dreamt that I was a soldier, riding into battle ... completely naked, and on the back of a large, inflatable duck.' Matt Coyne has become a hero for thousands of parents everywhere who are devoted followers of his popular blog, Man vs Baby. This is his book, and it is not your average parenting tome. It's packed with completely impractical advice for the bewildered new mum or dad - stuff you won't find anywhere else: from 'Profanity Bingo' for labour to a categorisation of various nappy disasters. But, more than that, it is the story of how becoming a parent is a kind of beautiful insanity - a thing that changes you. Above all, Dummy will keep you laughing through the exhaustion, the mystery and the madness of bringing up your own children. This is the parenting book for real people. Raves for Matt Coyne and Dummy: 'A hero for dads everywhere' Daily Mirror 'Very, Very funny' Phillip Schofield, This Morning 'Hilarious but accurate account of finding your feet as a parent. Matt Coyne's post has struck a chord with parents from all over the world' Daily Mail 'Brutally honest rant on the reality of parenthood has taken the internet by storm' Sunday Telegraph
Regretting Motherhood
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Author : Orna Donath
language : en
Publisher: North Atlantic Books
Release Date : 2017-07-11
Regretting Motherhood written by Orna Donath and has been published by North Atlantic Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-07-11 with Social Science categories.
Women who opt not to be mothers are frequently warned that they will regret their decision later in life, yet we rarely talk about the possibility that the opposite might also be true—that women who have children might regret it. Drawing on years of research interviewing women from a variety of socioeconomic, educational, and professional backgrounds, sociologist Orna Donath treats regret as a feminist issue: as regret marks the road not taken, we need to consider whether alternative paths for women currently are blocked off. She asks that we pay attention to what is forbidden by rules governing motherhood, time, and emotion, including the cultural assumption that motherhood is a “natural” role for women—for the sake of all women, not just those who regret becoming mothers. If we are disturbed by the idea that a woman might regret becoming a mother, Donath says, our response should not be to silence and shame these women; rather, we need to ask honest and difficult questions about how society pushes women into motherhood and why those who reconsider it are still seen as a danger to the status quo. Groundbreaking, thoughtful, and provocative, this is an especially needed book in our current political climate, as women's reproductive rights continue to be at the forefront of national debates.
You Re Grounded For Life Misguided Parenting Strategies That Sounded Good At The Time
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Author : Tim Jones
language : en
Publisher: Lulu.com
Release Date : 2016-02-05
You Re Grounded For Life Misguided Parenting Strategies That Sounded Good At The Time written by Tim Jones and has been published by Lulu.com this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-02-05 with Humor categories.
This humor book is a collection of hilarious essays on parenting in the era of Facebook and texting. If you're a parent - or just thinking about making arguably the biggest mistake of your life by starting a family - then YOU'RE GROUNDED FOR LIFE may make you a better parent. Probably not. In fact, I'm laying 10-to-1 odds it won't. But you never know. Whether you're the parent of a toddler, a middle schooler or a college sophomore, you'll find innovative parenting strategies the author has tried - all with hilariously disastrous results. If you're looking for a humor book that looks at the funny side of trying to parent children intent on driving you insane, you've found it. As the father of high-spirited, rambunctious daughters, Tim Jones, author of the popular humor blog View From The Bleachers, playfully shares pearls of parenting wisdom honed from futilely trying to understand the mysterious minds of kids. If you happen to have figured it out, could you give him a call? He'd really appreciate it.
Cat And Nat S Mom Truths
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Author : Catherine Belknap
language : en
Publisher: Harmony
Release Date : 2019-03-12
Cat And Nat S Mom Truths written by Catherine Belknap and has been published by Harmony this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-03-12 with Family & Relationships categories.
THE NATIONAL BESTSELLER Hilarious best friends Cat and Nat created a massive online community of moms by sharing their ultra-real and just a bit R-rated dispatches from the mom trenches. From what not to eat a few days after giving birth (chicken wings) to the most effective ways to dodge post-partum sex, Cat & Nat’s Mom Truths shares everything no one will tell you about having kids. Mixing memoir, humor, and advice, Cat and Nat tell never-before-told stories about the stress, guilt, joy, and laundry (oh the laundry!) of being a mom in their first book. With seven kids between them and millions of fans on social media, they get real about the parts of parenting that somehow don’t make the Instagram feed. Sharing their outrageous humor, fearless myth-busting, and genuine comfort on every page, they walk you from pregnancy to the toddler years and beyond. And they dole out ridiculously honest advice, like what you think you need at the hospital when you have your first baby (lip gloss) versus what you actually need (hemorrhoid pillow), and how worried you should really be about germs (less than you are). Fearless crusaders against the perfection myth and all the gluten-free, sugar-free baking it entails, Cat and Nat assure you that you’re already doing a great job, making this an essential companion for moms everywhere.
The Accidental Diary Of B U G
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Author : Jen Carney
language : en
Publisher: Penguin UK
Release Date : 2021-04-15
The Accidental Diary Of B U G written by Jen Carney and has been published by Penguin UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-04-15 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Meet Billie Upton Green and her VERY accidental diary - and don't you DARE call her B.U.G! Billie has taken the new girl at school under her wing. She'll teach her the important stuff - Biscuit Laws, Mrs Patterson and of course where to sneakily eat a Jaffa Cake. She might even get invited to the EVENT OF THE YEAR (Billie's mums' are getting married). But then suspicion sets in. The new girl seems VERY close to Billie's best friend Layla. And she knows a LOT about the big school heist - the theft of Mrs Robinson's purse. But, Billie is on to her. Well, as long as Patrick doesn't catch her eating biscuits first. Join Billie in this laugh-out-loud adventure! A sparky, funny new series perfect for fans of Diary of A Wimpy Kid - Daily Mail Jen Carney knows how to make kids laugh . . . and I mean totally unreserved roll-on-the-floor belly laugh. Billie Upton Green is a firm favourite in our house - Emma Mylrea, author of Curse of the Dearmad
All Joy And No Fun
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Author : Jennifer Senior
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2014-02-19
All Joy And No Fun written by Jennifer Senior and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-02-19 with Social Science categories.
Award-winning journalist Jennifer Senior tries to tackle the issue of the effects of children on their parents, isolating and analyzing the many ways in which children reshape their parents' lives, whether it's their marriages, their jobs, their habits, their hobbies, their friendships, or their internal senses of self. She argues that changes in the last half-century have radically altered the roles of today's mothers and fathers, making their mandates at once more complex and far less clear. Recruiting from a wide variety of sources - in history, sociology, economics, psychology, philosophy, and anthropology - she dissects both the timeless strains of parenting and the ones that are brand new, and then brings her research to life in the homes of ordinary parents around the country. The result is an unforgettable series of family portraits, starting with parents of young children and progressing to parents of teens. Through lively and accessible storytelling, Senior follows these mothers and fathers as they wrestle with some of parenthood's deepest vexations - and luxuriate in some of its finest rewards. All Joy and No Fun makes us reconsider some of our culture's most basic beliefs about parenthood, all while illuminating the profound ways children deepen and add purpose to our lives. All Joy and No Fun is original and essential reading for mothers and fathers of today - and tomorrow.