The Lightning Fart A Parody Of The Lightning Thief Percy Jackson And The Olympians Book 1
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The Lightning Fart A Parody Of The Lightning Thief Percy Jackson And The Olympians Book 1
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Author : Steve Lookner
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2015-03-21
The Lightning Fart A Parody Of The Lightning Thief Percy Jackson And The Olympians Book 1 written by Steve Lookner and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-03-21 with categories.
Meet Percy Stinkson. He's just a normal kid, trying to have fun and make it through school doing as little homework as possible....until he finds out he's the son of a Greek god! And Percy's father isn't just any Greek god. He's Pooseidon, God of Farts!Percy's life is totally transformed as he travels to Camp Half-Wit, where he's trained to use his special farting powers. He's going to need these powers, because he soon learns it's up to him to save the universe by going on a quest to find Zeus's stolen iPhone!It'll be a dangerous quest, but Percy will have company: Grover, a weird kid who thinks he's a half-goat, and Annabeth, a super-hot girl who unfortunately doesn't want to date Percy. Yet.There'll be loads of action and and tons of smelly farts as Percy's quest proceeds to its exciting conclusion: a showdown in the Underworld with Hades himself!The odds might be against Percy, but don't give up hope, because he'll have the ultimate weapon at his disposal: The Lightning Fart!Can a fart really save the universe?Find out...in this hilarious parody of the Percy Jackson books, THE LIGHTNING FART!
The Fault In Our Pants A Parody Of The Fault In Our Stars
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Author : Steve Lookner
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2014-07-14
The Fault In Our Pants A Parody Of The Fault In Our Stars written by Steve Lookner and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-07-14 with categories.
As I was approaching the mall exit, this cute little girl with barretted braids appeared in front of me and said, "What's that in your nose?""They're called cannula," I said. "These tubes give me oxygen, which helps me breathe.""Would they help me breathe, too?" she asked."I dunno, wanna try?""Nah," she replied, "I don't wanna look like a weirdo.""Wanna know a secret?" I asked."Yeah!"I licked my finger and rubbed it on her arm. "I just gave you cancer," I whispered.***You've read the book. You've seen the movie. Now read the parody!THE FAULT IN OUR PANTS is the hilarious new full-length parody of "The Fault in Our Stars". Just listen to these reviews:"Grand." -Augustus Waters"A douchefest." -Hazel Grace Lancaster"Will there be a braille edition?" -Isaac"Why wasn't I in the movie?" -KaitlynAll the big scenes that weren't in the book but should have been are here! For instance:--The scene where Hazel tells Isaac that "always" no longer applies if your significant other goes blind--The scene where Hazel wastes her Genie Wish by wishing for a million more wishes--The scene where Hazel tries to take it past first base in the Anne Frank HouseAnd many more!From support group to the swing set of tears, from Augustus' trophies to Amsterdam, from Van Houten to Venn diagrams, it's all in THE FAULT IN OUR PANTS. So go ahead, give it a shot. You know you want to read it more than "Paper Towns."
Rapture Case Closed
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Author : Nelson Walters
language : en
Publisher: Ready for Jesus Publications
Release Date : 2017-08-31
Rapture Case Closed written by Nelson Walters and has been published by Ready for Jesus Publications this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-08-31 with categories.
Since the beginning of Christianity, believers have struggled with one of the most distressing questions of faith: "Will the church face the Antichrist?" This is perhaps the most complete book to date on the subject of "the Rapture." It examines each of the popular tribulation theories in detail and presents astonishing new biblical insights that appear to identify the point at which the Rapture occurs. Through 147 specific and stunning scriptural proofs (dozens never-before-published), Nelson Walters comprehensively builds a case that reveals the nature and timing of the Rapture. In September, 2017, 1000 copies of "Rapture: Case Closed?" were sent to the top leaders of the English speaking church. As a ground-breaking and comprehensive book, it is the perfect vehicle to encourage discussion and debate within the church. And, perhaps most importantly, it provides the faithful with the information they will need to prepare for the most fundamentally challenging period in human history: The Tribulation.
The Maze Bummer A Parody Of The Maze Runner
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Author : Steve Lookner
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2014-12-11
The Maze Bummer A Parody Of The Maze Runner written by Steve Lookner and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-12-11 with categories.
THE MAZE RUNNER JUST GOT HILARIOUSWhen Thomas wakes up in a dark elevator, he has no idea where he is, or even who he is! But he soon finds out he's trapped in a giant maze with 50 dudes and no chicks.That's right, no chicks.Welcome to the Sausage Fest.Faced with this horrible nightmare, Thomas must figure out how to escape. But until then, he'll be shoveling lots of klunk and hangin' with lots of dudes.Talk about a bummer. A maze bummer.THE MAZE BUMMER is the hilarious new parody of The Maze Runner, written by top parody author Steve Lookner (Saturday Night Live, The Harvard Lampoon).Will Thomas ever get to hang out with a girl again? Find out...in THE MAZE BUMMER!
The Curse Of Hera
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Author : P. J. Hoover
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2018-10-09
The Curse Of Hera written by P. J. Hoover and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-10-09 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
The last thing Logan wants to do with his entire summer is go to some fake mythology-themed camp, but that's exactly what he's stuck doing. When he gets there, it's even worse than he imagined. Each bunk has to re-enact one of the twelve labors of Hercules, sword fighting and all.
City Of Boneheads A Parody Of City Of Bones The Mortal Instruments Book 1
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Author : Steve Lookner
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2015-06-16
City Of Boneheads A Parody Of City Of Bones The Mortal Instruments Book 1 written by Steve Lookner and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-06-16 with categories.
Meet Clary. She's just a normal teenage girl who keeps a guy in the friend zone to pay for her meals and take her to concerts but never hooks up with him. That is, until one day, when she realizes she can see them.Who's them?The Shadowhunters: a group of hot young guys and girls with weird tramp stamps who claim to fight vampires and demons, but seem to spend most of their time partying and figuring out what to wear.Can Clary help the Shadowhunters find the Mortal Keg before Valentine? Should she get her first tramp stamp on her ankle or her shoulder? Why do the Silent Brothers talk so much? Will Magnus Bane's party be cool or a sausage fest? Will Hodge ever realize that he's not a Shadowhunter and they just tell him he is so they can live in his sweet building?Find out all this and more in CITY OF BONEHEADS, the hilarious new parody of Cassandra Clare's City of Bones!
Euphemism Dysphemism
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Author : Keith Allan
language : en
Publisher: Oxford University Press, USA
Release Date : 1991
Euphemism Dysphemism written by Keith Allan and has been published by Oxford University Press, USA this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1991 with Language Arts & Disciplines categories.
Euphemism and Dysphemism In this fascinating study, Keith Allan and Kate Burrige examine the linguistic, social, and psychological aspects of this intriguing universal practice.
The Sword Of Summer
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Author : Rick Riordan
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2017-04-04
The Sword Of Summer written by Rick Riordan and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-04-04 with categories.
Magnus Chase has seen his share of trouble. Ever since that terrible night two years ago when his mother told him to run, he has lived alone on the streets of Boston, surviving by his wits, staying one step ahead of the police and truant officers. On
Nightwalking
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Author : Matthew Beaumont
language : en
Publisher: Verso Books
Release Date : 2015-03-24
Nightwalking written by Matthew Beaumont and has been published by Verso Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-03-24 with Social Science categories.
"Cities, like cats, will reveal themselves at night," wrote the poet Rupert Brooke. Before the age of electricity, the nighttime city was a very different place to the one we know today - home to the lost, the vagrant and the noctambulant. Matthew Beaumont recounts an alternative history of London by focusing on those of its denizens who surface on the streets when the sun's down. If nightwalking is a matter of "going astray" in the streets of the metropolis after dark, then nightwalkers represent some of the most suggestive and revealing guides to the neglected and forgotten aspects of the city. In this brilliant work of literary investigation, Beaumont shines a light on the shadowy perambulations of poets, novelists and thinkers: Chaucer and Shakespeare; William Blake and his ecstatic peregrinations and the feverish ramblings of opium addict Thomas De Quincey; and, among the lamp-lit literary throng, the supreme nightwalker Charles Dickens. We discover how the nocturnal city has inspired some and served as a balm or narcotic to others. In each case, the city is revealed as a place divided between work and pleasure, the affluent and the indigent, where the entitled and the desperate jostle in the streets. With a foreword and afterword by Will Self, Nightwalking is a captivating literary portrait of the writers who explore the city at night and the people they meet.
Photography And The Art Of Chance
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Author : Robin Kelsey
language : en
Publisher: Harvard University Press
Release Date : 2015
Photography And The Art Of Chance written by Robin Kelsey and has been published by Harvard University Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015 with Art categories.
As anyone who has wielded a camera knows, photography has a unique relationship to chance. It also represents a struggle to reconcile aesthetic aspiration with a mechanical process. Robin Kelsey reveals how daring innovators expanded the aesthetic limits of photography in order to create art for a modern world.