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The Little Book Of Excuses
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Author : Kaz Cooke
language : en
Publisher: Penguin Global
Release Date : 2003
The Little Book Of Excuses written by Kaz Cooke and has been published by Penguin Global this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2003 with Humor categories.
If you're in need of a day off, an alibi, a massive governmental cover-up, a reason not to see your nanna when you've got a love bite, or you simply want an excuse to behave badly, then this is the book for you! Forget the hairy old 'dog ate my homework' - you need a bunch of all-new all-purpose excuses- I am currently the object of a large land, air and sea search The batteries in my magic wand wore out My pants are on fire
The Little Book Of Excuses
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Author : Jasmine Birtles
language : en
Publisher: Boxtree
Release Date : 2001
The Little Book Of Excuses written by Jasmine Birtles and has been published by Boxtree this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2001 with Humor categories.
Ever been caught with your trousers down (literally or metaphorically) and needed a good excuse? Look no further, A Little Book of Excuses will have excuses to cover every situation: 'I can't come in to work today because I'm stalking my ex-boss who fired me for not showing up for work.' 'I've used up all my sick days... so I'm calling in dead.' 'She meant nothing to me.... other than a night of wild passion that i will remember to the end of my days and against which i will measure all other women.'
The Little Book Of Big Excuses
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Author : Addie Johnson
language : en
Publisher: Mango Media
Release Date : 2007-05-01
The Little Book Of Big Excuses written by Addie Johnson and has been published by Mango Media this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007-05-01 with Humor categories.
This indispensable reference guide offers hundreds of excuses for thousands of situations—from missed birthdays to unpaid parking tickets and more! Nobody ever said being an adult was easy. But it's definitely easier with hundreds of excuses for things you did, didn't do, or simply never want to hear about again. The Little Book of Big Excuses is your guide to saving face, avoiding blame, and getting out of almost any unpleasant situation. In “Fake, Don't Flake" you’ll learn how to successfully show up late—or not at all—to any number of places for any number of reasons. "Excusez-Moi, si'l vous plait" tells you just the right words to say if you're caught wearing a halter top to a black tie event. Or forget your boss's spouse's name (again). Or don't want to pick up the tab. The French have a word for everything. And you’ll always have an excuse for not calling, IMing, or emailing with the bonus chapter: “Delivery Subsystem Failure—Mailboxes, Messages, Missives Gone Awry, Oh My!”.
The Little Book Of Big Excuses
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Author : Addie Johnson
language : en
Publisher: Conari Press
Release Date : 2007-05-01
The Little Book Of Big Excuses written by Addie Johnson and has been published by Conari Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007-05-01 with Humor categories.
Nobody ever said being an adult was easy. But it's easier with The Little Book of Big Excuses, with hundreds of excuses for things you did, things you didn't do, things you did wrong, and things you never want to hear about again. First things first: "Fake Don't Flake." In here are your excuses for being late for or not showing up to any number of places for any number of reasons--grandma's birthday party, work, home, weddings, dentists appointments. "Excusez-Moi, si'l vous plait" is where to look when you're caught wearing a halter top to a black tie event. Or forget your boss's spouse's name--again. Or don't want to pick up the tab. The French have a word for everything. If you need to learn how to say "I'd Love to, but"--the art of articulating just why you can't do most anything you don't want to do--in any language, this is the book for you. Demonstrate your incompetence. When someone asks you to bring those complicated hors d'oeuvres, show up half an hour late with half the ingredients. Bonus section here: how to get someone else to do all the work while you still get the credit. "Delivery Subsystem Failure--Mailboxes, Messages, Missives Gone Awry, Oh My!" Never, ever again will you want for an excuse for not writing, calling, IMing, or emailing. Fake communication breakdowns make fail-safe excuses for a myriad of don't wannas and didn't do its. "All's Fair in Love" contains excuses for not calling, not going on the second date, forgetting the birthday or anniversary of the one you love. Plus how to retreat with remorse, even from the altar steps. Hint: You could have your mother or your manager phone it in. That's what Julia Roberts did. * Hundreds of excuses for thousands of situations, plus "The Excuse Clinic: How to Make Lame Excuses Walk and Okay Excuses Sing." * Life is serious business, people, so pay attention. Let Addie help you off the hook.
Little Book Of Crap Excuses
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Author : Michael Powell
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2003-09
Little Book Of Crap Excuses written by Michael Powell and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2003-09 with categories.
From "the wrong sort of snow" to "the dog ate it" via "I fell on the vacuum" how anyone ever thought that they would get away with these patheticxcuses is a complete mystery. This is a collection of pointlessrevarication, walloping white lies and appalling apologise.
No Excuses
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Author : Dr. Wayne W. Dyer
language : en
Publisher: Hay House, Inc
Release Date : 2009-06-15
No Excuses written by Dr. Wayne W. Dyer and has been published by Hay House, Inc this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-06-15 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
In his fourth book for children, Dr. Wayne W. Dyer focuses on the topic of excuses and how they can do more harm than we realize. The book demonstrates how excuses go far beyond "my dog ate my homework," and can actually become words that prevent your child from reaching his or her potential.The book follows a boy with a seemingly impossible dream who almost lets excuses ("I’m not smart enough" . . . "It’s too hard," and so on) get in his way.He discovers, as will your child, that by following a few simple ideas and eliminating excuses . . . anything is possible!
Spongebob S Book Of Excuses
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Author : Holly Kowitt
language : en
Publisher: Pocket Books
Release Date : 2006
Spongebob S Book Of Excuses written by Holly Kowitt and has been published by Pocket Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2006 with Children's stories categories.
Everyone's favourite yellow sponge has an excuse for everything!
The Book Of Excuses
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Author : Gyles Daubeney Brandreth
language : en
Publisher: Sphere
Release Date : 1984
The Book Of Excuses written by Gyles Daubeney Brandreth and has been published by Sphere this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1984 with English wit and humor categories.
Yeah Buts
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Author : Rebecca K Drnjevic
language : en
Publisher: America House Book Publishers
Release Date : 2001-11-26
Yeah Buts written by Rebecca K Drnjevic and has been published by America House Book Publishers this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2001-11-26 with Religion categories.
Prepare yourself too chuckle, too weep, too celebrate, and ultimately discover inner courage, hope and faith, as you embark on this candid, powerful life altering journey with the author.
1 001 Excuses
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Author : George D. Zgourides
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2000
1 001 Excuses written by George D. Zgourides and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2000 with Excuses categories.
The current price for this title as of 3/07/05 is $12.95