Little Book Of Crap Excuses
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Little Book Of Crap Excuses
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Author : Michael Powell
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2003-09
Little Book Of Crap Excuses written by Michael Powell and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2003-09 with categories.
From "the wrong sort of snow" to "the dog ate it" via "I fell on the vacuum" how anyone ever thought that they would get away with these patheticxcuses is a complete mystery. This is a collection of pointlessrevarication, walloping white lies and appalling apologise.
The Little Book Of Big Excuses
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Author : Addie Johnson
language : en
Publisher: Mango Media
Release Date : 2007-05-01
The Little Book Of Big Excuses written by Addie Johnson and has been published by Mango Media this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007-05-01 with Humor categories.
This indispensable reference guide offers hundreds of excuses for thousands of situations—from missed birthdays to unpaid parking tickets and more! Nobody ever said being an adult was easy. But it's definitely easier with hundreds of excuses for things you did, didn't do, or simply never want to hear about again. The Little Book of Big Excuses is your guide to saving face, avoiding blame, and getting out of almost any unpleasant situation. In “Fake, Don't Flake" you’ll learn how to successfully show up late—or not at all—to any number of places for any number of reasons. "Excusez-Moi, si'l vous plait" tells you just the right words to say if you're caught wearing a halter top to a black tie event. Or forget your boss's spouse's name (again). Or don't want to pick up the tab. The French have a word for everything. And you’ll always have an excuse for not calling, IMing, or emailing with the bonus chapter: “Delivery Subsystem Failure—Mailboxes, Messages, Missives Gone Awry, Oh My!”.
The Little Book Of Excuses
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Author : Kaz Cooke
language : en
Publisher: Penguin Global
Release Date : 2003
The Little Book Of Excuses written by Kaz Cooke and has been published by Penguin Global this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2003 with Humor categories.
If you're in need of a day off, an alibi, a massive governmental cover-up, a reason not to see your nanna when you've got a love bite, or you simply want an excuse to behave badly, then this is the book for you! Forget the hairy old 'dog ate my homework' - you need a bunch of all-new all-purpose excuses- I am currently the object of a large land, air and sea search The batteries in my magic wand wore out My pants are on fire
The Little Book Of Big Excuses
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Author : Addie Johnson
language : en
Publisher: Conari Press
Release Date : 2007-05-01
The Little Book Of Big Excuses written by Addie Johnson and has been published by Conari Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007-05-01 with Humor categories.
Nobody ever said being an adult was easy. But it's easier with The Little Book of Big Excuses, with hundreds of excuses for things you did, things you didn't do, things you did wrong, and things you never want to hear about again. First things first: "Fake Don't Flake." In here are your excuses for being late for or not showing up to any number of places for any number of reasons--grandma's birthday party, work, home, weddings, dentists appointments. "Excusez-Moi, si'l vous plait" is where to look when you're caught wearing a halter top to a black tie event. Or forget your boss's spouse's name--again. Or don't want to pick up the tab. The French have a word for everything. If you need to learn how to say "I'd Love to, but"--the art of articulating just why you can't do most anything you don't want to do--in any language, this is the book for you. Demonstrate your incompetence. When someone asks you to bring those complicated hors d'oeuvres, show up half an hour late with half the ingredients. Bonus section here: how to get someone else to do all the work while you still get the credit. "Delivery Subsystem Failure--Mailboxes, Messages, Missives Gone Awry, Oh My!" Never, ever again will you want for an excuse for not writing, calling, IMing, or emailing. Fake communication breakdowns make fail-safe excuses for a myriad of don't wannas and didn't do its. "All's Fair in Love" contains excuses for not calling, not going on the second date, forgetting the birthday or anniversary of the one you love. Plus how to retreat with remorse, even from the altar steps. Hint: You could have your mother or your manager phone it in. That's what Julia Roberts did. * Hundreds of excuses for thousands of situations, plus "The Excuse Clinic: How to Make Lame Excuses Walk and Okay Excuses Sing." * Life is serious business, people, so pay attention. Let Addie help you off the hook.
The Little Book Of Excuses
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Author : Jasmine Birtles
language : en
Publisher: Boxtree
Release Date : 2001
The Little Book Of Excuses written by Jasmine Birtles and has been published by Boxtree this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2001 with Humor categories.
Ever been caught with your trousers down (literally or metaphorically) and needed a good excuse? Look no further, A Little Book of Excuses will have excuses to cover every situation: 'I can't come in to work today because I'm stalking my ex-boss who fired me for not showing up for work.' 'I've used up all my sick days... so I'm calling in dead.' 'She meant nothing to me.... other than a night of wild passion that i will remember to the end of my days and against which i will measure all other women.'
Shite Excuses
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Author : Moira La Chame
language : en
Publisher: Crombie Jardine Publishing
Release Date : 2005-09-01
Shite Excuses written by Moira La Chame and has been published by Crombie Jardine Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2005-09-01 with Humor categories.
This little book offers a collection of the strangest and weirdest excuses ever given to employers, spouses, dentists, doctors, teachers - in fact, anybody. Don't just use any old excuse - dare to have fun and be different! Excuses are grouped by category: work, church, dating, traffic, etc.
The Little Book Of Crap
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Author : Neil Manson
language : en
Publisher: Macmillan Pub Limited
Release Date : 2000
The Little Book Of Crap written by Neil Manson and has been published by Macmillan Pub Limited this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2000 with Humor categories.
This is the second part of a parody of new-age "self-helpism." This guide features such wonderful advice as "If you feel tired and listless, write down all the capital cities you can think of. You may still be tired, but you won't be listless."
Complete Crap
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Author : Michael Powell
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2002-10-01
Complete Crap written by Michael Powell and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2002-10-01 with English wit and humor categories.
Following on from "The Little Book of Crap Advice" and "The Little Book ofrap Excuses", this is a collection of more ludicrous or ridiculousecommendations.
The Little Book Of Bad Excuses
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Author : Software Program Managers Network
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1998
The Little Book Of Bad Excuses written by Software Program Managers Network and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1998 with Computer software categories.
The Book Of Excuses
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Author : Gyles Daubeney Brandreth
language : en
Publisher: Sphere
Release Date : 1984
The Book Of Excuses written by Gyles Daubeney Brandreth and has been published by Sphere this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1984 with English wit and humor categories.
