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Author : Software Program Managers Network
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 1998
The Little Book Of Bad Excuses written by Software Program Managers Network and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1998 with Computer software categories.
The Little Book Of Big Excuses
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Author : Addie Johnson
language : en
Publisher: Mango Media
Release Date : 2007-05-01
The Little Book Of Big Excuses written by Addie Johnson and has been published by Mango Media this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007-05-01 with Humor categories.
This indispensable reference guide offers hundreds of excuses for thousands of situations—from missed birthdays to unpaid parking tickets and more! Nobody ever said being an adult was easy. But it's definitely easier with hundreds of excuses for things you did, didn't do, or simply never want to hear about again. The Little Book of Big Excuses is your guide to saving face, avoiding blame, and getting out of almost any unpleasant situation. In “Fake, Don't Flake" you’ll learn how to successfully show up late—or not at all—to any number of places for any number of reasons. "Excusez-Moi, si'l vous plait" tells you just the right words to say if you're caught wearing a halter top to a black tie event. Or forget your boss's spouse's name (again). Or don't want to pick up the tab. The French have a word for everything. And you’ll always have an excuse for not calling, IMing, or emailing with the bonus chapter: “Delivery Subsystem Failure—Mailboxes, Messages, Missives Gone Awry, Oh My!”.
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Author : Addie Johnson
language : en
Publisher: Conari Press
Release Date : 2007-05-01
The Little Book Of Big Excuses written by Addie Johnson and has been published by Conari Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007-05-01 with Humor categories.
Nobody ever said being an adult was easy. But it's easier with The Little Book of Big Excuses, with hundreds of excuses for things you did, things you didn't do, things you did wrong, and things you never want to hear about again. First things first: "Fake Don't Flake." In here are your excuses for being late for or not showing up to any number of places for any number of reasons--grandma's birthday party, work, home, weddings, dentists appointments. "Excusez-Moi, si'l vous plait" is where to look when you're caught wearing a halter top to a black tie event. Or forget your boss's spouse's name--again. Or don't want to pick up the tab. The French have a word for everything. If you need to learn how to say "I'd Love to, but"--the art of articulating just why you can't do most anything you don't want to do--in any language, this is the book for you. Demonstrate your incompetence. When someone asks you to bring those complicated hors d'oeuvres, show up half an hour late with half the ingredients. Bonus section here: how to get someone else to do all the work while you still get the credit. "Delivery Subsystem Failure--Mailboxes, Messages, Missives Gone Awry, Oh My!" Never, ever again will you want for an excuse for not writing, calling, IMing, or emailing. Fake communication breakdowns make fail-safe excuses for a myriad of don't wannas and didn't do its. "All's Fair in Love" contains excuses for not calling, not going on the second date, forgetting the birthday or anniversary of the one you love. Plus how to retreat with remorse, even from the altar steps. Hint: You could have your mother or your manager phone it in. That's what Julia Roberts did. * Hundreds of excuses for thousands of situations, plus "The Excuse Clinic: How to Make Lame Excuses Walk and Okay Excuses Sing." * Life is serious business, people, so pay attention. Let Addie help you off the hook.
The Little Book Of Excuses
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Author : Kaz Cooke
language : en
Publisher: Penguin Global
Release Date : 2003
The Little Book Of Excuses written by Kaz Cooke and has been published by Penguin Global this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2003 with Humor categories.
If you're in need of a day off, an alibi, a massive governmental cover-up, a reason not to see your nanna when you've got a love bite, or you simply want an excuse to behave badly, then this is the book for you! Forget the hairy old 'dog ate my homework' - you need a bunch of all-new all-purpose excuses- I am currently the object of a large land, air and sea search The batteries in my magic wand wore out My pants are on fire
The Little Book Of Excuses
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Author : Jasmine Birtles
language : en
Publisher: Boxtree
Release Date : 2001
The Little Book Of Excuses written by Jasmine Birtles and has been published by Boxtree this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2001 with Humor categories.
Ever been caught with your trousers down (literally or metaphorically) and needed a good excuse? Look no further, A Little Book of Excuses will have excuses to cover every situation: 'I can't come in to work today because I'm stalking my ex-boss who fired me for not showing up for work.' 'I've used up all my sick days... so I'm calling in dead.' 'She meant nothing to me.... other than a night of wild passion that i will remember to the end of my days and against which i will measure all other women.'
Little Book Of Crap Excuses
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Author : Michael Powell
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2003-09
Little Book Of Crap Excuses written by Michael Powell and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2003-09 with categories.
From "the wrong sort of snow" to "the dog ate it" via "I fell on the vacuum" how anyone ever thought that they would get away with these patheticxcuses is a complete mystery. This is a collection of pointlessrevarication, walloping white lies and appalling apologise.
The Book Of Bad Excuses
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Author : Vera de Vera
language : en
Publisher: Independently Published
Release Date : 2023-02-18
The Book Of Bad Excuses written by Vera de Vera and has been published by Independently Published this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-02-18 with categories.
Tired of hearing the same old excuses over and over again? This book is the solution! The Book of Bad Excuses is a hilarious and insightful guide that exposes the worst, most ineffective excuses used in everyday life. From "my dog ate my homework" to "I forgot," this book is packed with examples of the worst excuses and provides witty and practical advice on how to avoid using them. Whether you're a manager, an employee, a parent, or just looking to improve your communication skills, this book is a must-read. With its relatable examples and entertaining writing style, The Book of Bad Excuses will have you laughing and nodding in agreement as you learn to take responsibility for your actions and communicate effectively. Don't let excuses hold you back any longer, grab a copy today and start living a more accountable and fulfilling life!
The Book Of Excuses
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Author : William Veloo
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2018-08-14
The Book Of Excuses written by William Veloo and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-08-14 with categories.
Are you a chronic excuse maker or a procrastinator? Do you make excuses not to go out with friends, miss work, important meetings or any other such occasion? Well, this book will outline several types of excuses that people use to get out of doing things and taking responsibility for a wide variety of different things from getting out of debt and paying bills to making up with estranged friends or family, or any other thing. If you need a swift kick in the rear to start goal-setting and planning out your life, this also is your guide to getting out of Excuse Land. The book features some of the funniest excuses, some of the worst excuses, bad excuses that turn into lies, and excuses that turn into bad incomes for all parties involved with the excuse. The book also outlines, step by step, how to trick your mind not to make excuses for anything. This goal-setting chapter can't get any simpler. Follow the steps outlined in the particular chapter and you will be successful. Many times, the book says not to fall down on the job with excuses why one can't be successful. Anyone who can follow directions, can be successful. This book also says why most people don't tell the truth and use excuses to cleverly and creatively cover it up.This book will show you the consequences of living a life of excuses whether the excuses be for being addicted to alcohol to simply failing to pay your debts on time, from choosing not to go to work to overspending. It's all covered in real-world scenarios where people use excuses to not be great.This book will cause you to get rid of the "can't" analogy. This book will cause you to turn your "what-ifs" into actionable solutions. It will turn your creative mind onto how you can look at problems as stepping stones to be conquered rather than ignored, things that should be addressed rather than covered up. Consider this your quick dose of reality to get you up and moving in the right direction.You may or may not consider this a motivational type book, but that is exactly what it is. The tone is such that reality is hard; it's time to live it. Whatever things are hanging you up, the general message is to find your way out of it, using this book as an honest guide to what excuses really are--shy and scared attempts to not do anything productive. This book outlines what procrastinators do and what effective, productive people do. Time is valuable. Time is money. It's true that if you had a quarter for every excuse you made, some of you would be rich, but excuses hardly ever make people millionaires. They make people even more poor, broke and destitute than they were before The book will help you to examine the excuses people make and help make plans to forego such excuses in the future.
501 Excuses For A Bad Golf Shot
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Author : Justin J Exner
language : en
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Release Date : 2016-05-01
501 Excuses For A Bad Golf Shot written by Justin J Exner and has been published by Sourcebooks, Inc. this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-05-01 with Humor categories.
You can blame your job... You can blame the course... You can blame mother nature... Or you can blame your equipment... But Never, Ever, BLAME YOURSELF!
The Book Of Excuses
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Author : Gyles Daubeney Brandreth
language : en
Publisher: Sphere
Release Date : 1984
The Book Of Excuses written by Gyles Daubeney Brandreth and has been published by Sphere this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1984 with English wit and humor categories.