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The Little Book Of Farting

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Author : Alec Bromcie
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Pub
Release Date : 2002

The Little Book Of Farting written by Alec Bromcie and has been published by Andrews McMeel Pub this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2002 with Humor categories.

From the very first page, The Little Book of Farting proves that flatulence can be funny-and downright fascinating! For instance, did you know that the average man releases enough flatus in a day to blow up a small balloon' Or that farts can travel up to 50 feet and have been recorded to linger for up to 20 minutes' Did you know that vegetarians fart more than meat eaters' This little book is positively bursting with such fun facts, as well as farting etiquette tips, helpful translations for foreign farting, funny fart jokes and quotes, and a list of more than 75 euphemisms for cutting the cheese! No wonder it's sold nearly 100,000 copies in the U.K. in less than two years. The Little Book of Farting is a story that demands to be heard!If the littlest room in the house is your favorite place to be, then The Little Toilet Book will have you pinned to your seat to the very last page. Packed full of histories, jokes, poems, and even a helpful list of global toilet slang (Anyone need to use the Jakes, the boghouse, the throne, or the thunderbox'), this fascinating little volume manages to be engrossing without being gross. Sure to be a number-two best-seller!

The Little Book Of Farts

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Author : Summersdale Publishers
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2018-10-11

The Little Book Of Farts written by Summersdale Publishers and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-10-11 with Humor categories.

If you thought there was only one type of fart, get ready to be blown away! Like a beautiful snowflake, every fart is unique. From the ever-so-dainty Pipsqueak to the mighty window-frame-rattling Thunderclap, there’s a whole world of bottom-burps to savour in this informative and revealing dictionary, along with a plethora of butt-trumpet facts. Ranging from how to fart and get away with it to the worst places to fart, you’ll realise you didn’t know the first thing about flatulence!

The Little Book Of Farts

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Author : Summersdale Publishers
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2024-06-13

The Little Book Of Farts written by Summersdale Publishers and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2024-06-13 with Humor categories.

Every fart is unique. From the ever-so-dainty Pipsqueak to the mighty window-frame-rattling Thunderclap, there's a whole world of bottom-burps to savour in this informative and revealing dictionary. Ranging from how to fart and get away with it to the worst places to fart, you'll realize you didn't know the first thing about flatulence!

The Little Book Of Farts

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Author : Steven Appleby
language : en
Publisher: Bloomsbury Publishing
Release Date : 2006

The Little Book Of Farts written by Steven Appleby and has been published by Bloomsbury Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2006 with Flatulence categories.

Toot toot! Pip pip! BRAAPP!! Join Steven Appleby as he explores the language of farts in this multi-lingual and fully European book which includes farting in French, German and Spanish! DISCOVER the supercilious and pretentious f'Art, MARVEL at the totally silent 'secret service' fart and CRINGE at the mock-tudor suburban fart-effect fart. Not forgetting the Left Bank intellectual fart: I stink therefore I am. There's a fart here for everyone! Farting is a fact of life. It's ubiquitous. Something every living thing - baby, child, adult and even tortoise - does. Perhaps not insects - but then who knows? So let's embrace the humble fart and celebrate its glorious diversity.

The Little Toilet Book

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Author : Michael O'Mara Books, Ltd.
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2002-09-02

The Little Toilet Book written by Michael O'Mara Books, Ltd. and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2002-09-02 with Humor categories.

From the very first page, The Little Book of Farting proves that flatulence can be funny-and downright fascinating! For instance, did you know that the average man releases enough flatus in a day to blow up a small balloon? Or that farts can travel up to 50 feet and have been recorded to linger for up to 20 minutes? Did you know that vegetarians fart more than meat eaters? This little book is positively bursting with such fun facts, as well as farting etiquette tips, helpful translations for foreign farting, funny fart jokes and quotes, and a list of more than 75 euphemisms for cutting the cheese! No wonder it's sold nearly 100,000 copies in the U.K. in less than two years. The Little Book of Farting is a story that demands to be heard!If the littlest room in the house is your favorite place to be, then The Little Toilet Book will have you pinned to your seat to the very last page. Packed full of histories, jokes, poems, and even a helpful list of global toilet slang (Anyone need to use the Jakes, the boghouse, the throne, or the thunderbox?), this fascinating little volume manages to be engrossing without being gross. Sure to be a number-two best-seller!

A Little Fart

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Author : Maëlle Lemaître
language : en
Publisher: B.E.S. Publishing
Release Date : 2010

A Little Fart written by Maëlle Lemaître and has been published by B.E.S. Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010 with Animals categories.

"One running rabbit...two little pigs...three tiny birds...They're all running toward their potties!"--Cover back.

Fart Ty

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Author : Kelly Mills
language : en
Publisher: Kelly Mills
Release Date : 2021-04-17

Fart Ty written by Kelly Mills and has been published by Kelly Mills this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-04-17 with Art categories.

Fart'ty is a happy little fart. He loves everyone!... But!... Does everyone love him? Enjoy his adventures.Fart is a fun word to say and a fun sound to make. So make sure you sound out the farts when reading to the kids! After the story, read the jokes, fun facts, coloring, tic tac toe and even a maze! LOL!!! THIS IS A HILARIOUS BOOK!!

Little Lord Farting Boy

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Author : Scootchie Turdlow
language : en
Publisher: Frog Books
Release Date : 2004

Little Lord Farting Boy written by Scootchie Turdlow and has been published by Frog Books this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2004 with Children's stories categories.

Putting a modern twist on "Little Lord Fauntleroy," this story about a little bear who is the butt of constant jokes encourages children to stand up to bullying and not take teasing too personally. Full color.

The Complete Book Of Farts

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Author : Alec Bromcie
language : en
Publisher: Penguin
Release Date : 2011-10-13

The Complete Book Of Farts written by Alec Bromcie and has been published by Penguin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-10-13 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.

From the publisher of the bestselling "Gross" series comes our grossest book yet! flat•u•lence (flach-u-lens) n. Female: an embarrassing by-product of digestion Male: an endless source of entertainment, self-expression, and male bonding Since the dawn of time, farting has been with us in all its rich and varied guises. Every nation in the world has developed its own ripe and extensive vocabulary to express the function of farting. Qui a pété? (Who's farted?) the French would ask, while the Chinese have to Fon Pei Ha, the Germans furzen, and the Swedes to fisa. Farting is a universal fascination, and every generation of boys and young men seem to revel in all things farting. For everyone fascinated with farts (and you know who you are!) comes The Complete Book of Farts. Filled with hilarious, real-life experiences and stories (and a lot of nitrogen, oxygen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen, and methane), this is the perfect companion for all those who fart, and those who don't (or won't admit it). Now, in a single volume, readers will discover: history's greatest farters; recipes for fantastic farts; farting etiquette; farting vocabulary for world travelers; funniest farting jokes, limericks, and quips; true farting confessions; and much more! No other book on farting gives us as much information and hilarity as this year's best gift for every boy (of all ages!) in your life. While there might be other farting-book imitators, only The Complete Book of Farts is the ultimate guide to all things gaseous!

There Is A Monster Under My Bed Who Farts Fart Monster And Fri

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Author : Tim Miller
language : en
Publisher: HarperCollins Australia
Release Date : 2012-11-01

There Is A Monster Under My Bed Who Farts Fart Monster And Fri written by Tim Miller and has been published by HarperCollins Australia this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-11-01 with Juvenile Fiction categories.

From the mega-bestselling creators of Fart Monster and Friends comes your favourite characters, now in paperback! There is a monster under my bed who farts. You don't want to use the bathroom after him... Everyone says, 'It wasn't me!' But what if it REALLY wasn't you? What if it was the monster who lives under your bed? How much trouble can one little monster cause... Written and illustrated by superstar duo, Tim Miller and Matt Stanton, this book will have you rolling all over the floor laughing. PRAISE 'With There is a Monster Under My Bed Who Farts, the two men have come up with an instant classic. It's funny, it's beautifully illustrated and it's ever so naughty. I loved it. Now it's time to share it with my daughter!' - Rob Minshull, ABC Radio Brisbane 'If the word fart offends you, don't buy this book by these Aussie blokes because you'll be encouraging your preschooler to embrace their gastric shortcomings. The super-cute illustrations will even make puritans smile' - Herald Sun 'Tickle your toddler's funny bone with this irreverent story' - Mother and Baby 'Tim Miller's text comprises simple statements about where and how the farting takes place, leaving plenty of narrative room for Matt Stanton's cartoon-style illustrations. Using simple shapes, bulging-eyed characters and dynamic compositions, he engagingly captures the personalities of the little boy, the monster and the farts. This book will provoke disgust and hilarity in equal measure, but there is no doubt that it will definitely appeal to the legion of littlies who are fascinated with "impolite" bodily functions' - Canberra Times 'The title says it all, and this jovial book will delight the under fours' - Weekend Australian