The Mammoth Book Of Tasteless Jokes
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The Mammoth Book Of Tasteless Jokes
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Author : E. Henry Thripshaw
language : en
Publisher: Robinson
Release Date : 2010-09-30
The Mammoth Book Of Tasteless Jokes written by E. Henry Thripshaw and has been published by Robinson this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-09-30 with Humor categories.
The ultimate collection of tasteless and sick jokes that just shouldn't be told. More than 3,000 off-colour jokes, covering every taboo from sex and death to race and disability, this book leaves no stone unturned in its search for the most dubious jokes known to humanity. Why exactly do we like to laugh at jokes that are cruel, heartless and downright wrong? And more to the point, who cares so long as they make us laugh? Twice as funny, twice as outrageous, twice as shocking. From Anne Frank's drum kit to the correct use of wheelchairs, this is a fantastic new collection of bad taste and political incorrectness. If you even think about reading it you're a monster; if you buy it you're going straight to hell. Includes gems such as these: My father is in a coma. He's just living the dream. Why don't cannibals eat divorced women? Because they're very bitter. What do you do if a pit bull mounts your leg? Fake an orgasm. How do you stop a politician from drowning? Shoot him before he hits the water. The Beatles have reformed and have brought out a new album. It's mostly drum and bass. I went to see my friend's new baby. They asked me if I wanted to wind him. I thought that was a bit harsh so I just gave him a dead leg instead. Remember, a doggy is not just for Christmas. It's a great position all year round.
The Mammoth Book Of Jokes
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Author : Geoff Tibbals
language : en
Publisher: Running Press
Release Date : 2006-11-22
The Mammoth Book Of Jokes written by Geoff Tibbals and has been published by Running Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2006-11-22 with Humor categories.
Even bigger and better than ever, The Mammoth Book of Jokes is the ultimate joke book, now revised and expanded to over 7500 entries. This endlessly entertaining collection covers everything funny, from birthdays and dogs to mothers-in-law and war, from the tasteful to the tasteless. The Mammoth Book of Jokes also includes hilarious epigrams, limericks, misprints and howlers, shaggy dog stories, politically incorrect jokes, toasts, pick-up lines, and put-downs. Extra new material for this bumper edition includes favorite celebrity jokes — specially chosen by the likes of Bill Clinton, Gordon Ramsay, Dustin Hoffman and Tony Blair — as well as no fewer than 2000 brand new ones.
The Mammoth Book Of Really Silly Jokes
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Author : Geoff Tibballs
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2011-09-22
The Mammoth Book Of Really Silly Jokes written by Geoff Tibballs and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-09-22 with Humor categories.
The biggest and best collection of jokes for all the family to enjoy. 8,000 rib-ticklers, covering every subject under the sun from Aardvarks to Zombies, including chicken jokes, doctor-doctor jokes, elephant jokes, horror jokes, knock-knock jokes, excruciating puns, riddles, school jokes, sports jokes and waiter jokes. Most of the jokes are sharp one-liners but there is also a scattering of slightly longer stories.
The Mammoth Book Of Great British Humour
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Author : Michael Powell
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2010-10-14
The Mammoth Book Of Great British Humour written by Michael Powell and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-10-14 with Humor categories.
A doorstopper of a collection of the very best of both contemporary and classic British wit and humour. From Monty Python's 'Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more . . .' to Dan Antopolski's 'Hedgehogs. Why can't they just share the hedge?'. From George Bernard Shaw to Michael McIntyre, from Eric Morecombe to Omid Djalili, and from Oscar Wilde to Jimmy Carr, a side-splitting look at Britain, the British and life in general. Including these gems from Britain's finest comedians: I was delighted to learn that my friend's schadenfreude was not as satisfying as mine. Armando Iannucci. I went on a girls' night out recently. The invitation said 'dress to kill'. I went as Rose West. Zoe Lyons For a while I was the perfect mother. Then the Pethidine wore off. Jenny Eclair. My girlfriend was complaining last night that I never listen to her. Or something like that. Jack Dee. Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings because it's hardly ever for them? Harry Hill. Arse-gravy of the very worst kind. Stephen Fry on The Da Vinci Code. You have to come up with this shit every year. Last week I just wrote "I still love you, see last year's card for full details." Michael McIntyre on Valentines Day. I went to the doctor and he said, 'You've got hypochondria.' I said, 'Not that as well!'Tim Vine. I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge. Spike Milligan. When someone close to you dies, move seats. Peter Kay. My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden. Eric Morecambe. My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen. Jimmy Carr. Eighty-two point six per cent of statistics are made up on the spot. Vic Reeves. A bird in the hand invariably shits on your wrist. Billy Connolly. Getting divorced isn't like a bereavement at all, because if he's died, I'd have had me mortgage paid, and I could've danced on his grave. Sarah Millican. My greatest hero is Nelson Mandela: incarcerated for 25 years, he was released in 1990, he's been out about 18 years now and he hasn't re-offended. Ricky Gervais. If you want to confuse a girl, buy her a pair of chocolate shoes. Milton Jones. Phil Collins is losing his hearing, making him the luckiest man at a Phil Collins Concert. Simon Amstell. We'll continue our investigation into the political beliefs of nudists. We've already noticed a definite swing to the left. Ronnie Barker. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The psychiatrist says, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts. Tommy Cooper
The Mammoth Book Of Tasteless Lists
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Author : Karl Shaw
language : en
Publisher: Carroll & Graf Pub
Release Date : 1998
The Mammoth Book Of Tasteless Lists written by Karl Shaw and has been published by Carroll & Graf Pub this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1998 with Humor categories.
Gathers lists of such tasteless topics as celebrity grave-robberies, ethnic suicides, adulterous British Prime Minsters, phobias of the famous, essential Elvis facts, last meals of condemned murderders, rules of etiquette, and succint pop reviews
The Mammoth Book Of Humor
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Author : Geoff Tibballs
language : en
Publisher: Running Press
Release Date : 2000-09-12
The Mammoth Book Of Humor written by Geoff Tibballs and has been published by Running Press this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2000-09-12 with Humor categories.
More than 10,000 stories and jokes, limericks and one-liners, put-downs and puns in the ultimate, most comprehensive compendium of humor ever compiled. From boners and groaners to classic shaggy-dog stories and jokes for roasts and toasts, virtually every form of verbal humor on a whole raft of topics is represented in this not totally politically correct but always devilishly diverting collection of ticklers and howlers for any occasion. Humorous quotations, epigrams and epitaphs, newspaper misprints, misleading headlines ("MAGISTRATES MAY ACT ON INDECENT SHOWS"), limericks, puns, and the darnedest things said by kids ("a fjord is a Scandinavian car") also appear among the volume's ten thousand entries, which are arranged by category and fully indexed by subject. This format makes the book an easily accessible as well as invaluable companion to speech-makers for events great and small. So it is that The Mammoth Book of Humor meets the needs of both the maiden aunt looking for a wholesome joke to relate at a golden wedding anniversary and the best man who needs a blue one for the bachelor party. The volume even offers would-be wolves on the prowl pick-up lines-at the same time that it provides some snappy comebacks and a few ribald ripostes for the reluctant or disinterested prey. Waggish, witty, wisecracking, or whimsical, the humor is as various as it is vigorous on every page of this endlessly entertaining collection.
The Mammoth Book Of More Dirty Sick X Rated And Politically Incorrect Jokes
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Author : Geoff Tibballs
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2013-09-19
The Mammoth Book Of More Dirty Sick X Rated And Politically Incorrect Jokes written by Geoff Tibballs and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-09-19 with Humor categories.
Funny, fearless and absolutely filthy-nearly 3,000 more uncensored, dirty, sick, and deeply politically incorrect jokes, covering just about every topic imaginable, from adultery to (sex in) Zoos, including an assortment of bad taste lists. A worthy, all-new follow-on to the first bestselling volume.
Dirty Sick X Rated And Politically Incorrect Jokes
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Author : Geoff Tibballs
language : en
Publisher: Constable
Release Date : 2005-10-13
Dirty Sick X Rated And Politically Incorrect Jokes written by Geoff Tibballs and has been published by Constable this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2005-10-13 with Wit and humor categories.
The Mammoth Book of Dirty, Sick, X-Rated and Politically Incorrect Jokes is the ultimate collection of X-rated and decidedly politically incorrect jokes - an indispensable guide to the funny, the fearless and the filthy. Be warned, the contents of this spanking new bumper book are not for the faint-hearted. Even a blonde would blush ...if she got any of them.
The Mammoth Book Of One Liners
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Author : Geoff Tibballs
language : en
Publisher: Robinson Publishing
Release Date : 2012
The Mammoth Book Of One Liners written by Geoff Tibballs and has been published by Robinson Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012 with English wit and humor categories.
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The Mammoth Book Of More Dirty Sick X Rated And Politcally Incorrect Jokes
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Author : Geoff Tibballs
language : en
Publisher: Running Press Adult
Release Date : 2013-11-05
The Mammoth Book Of More Dirty Sick X Rated And Politcally Incorrect Jokes written by Geoff Tibballs and has been published by Running Press Adult this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-11-05 with Humor categories.
Funny, fearless, and absolutely filthy—there are nearly 3,000 more uncensored, dirty, sick, and deeply politically incorrect jokes that cover every topic imaginable in this new anthology.