The Most Outrageous Golf Quotes Ever
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The Most Outrageous Golf Quotes Ever
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Author : John McGran
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 2001-08-30
The Most Outrageous Golf Quotes Ever written by John McGran and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2001-08-30 with Humor categories.
Everyone who plays golf-and many who don't-have something to say about the game.Now, Most Outrageous Golf Quotes Ever captures the best and the brightest, the worst and the most wicked words describing one of the most challenging games ever invented. Golf legends such as Jack Nicklaus, Arnold Palmer, and Tiger Woods weigh in, but so do a host of unlikely duffers from Winston Churchill to Bill Clinton. They're all here, and so are their unforgettable words on golf.
Golf S Most Outrageous Quotes
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Author : Bruce M. Nash
language : en
Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing
Release Date : 1995
Golf S Most Outrageous Quotes written by Bruce M. Nash and has been published by Andrews McMeel Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1995 with Reference categories.
This funny golf book contains quotes from pros, amateurs and duffers who simply love the game. Lee Trevino, Gary Player, Bob Hope, Arnold Palmer, Chi Chi Rodriguez, Dave Barry, and Sam Snead--they're all here, spouting outrageous quotes about golf from the first tee to the 19th hole.
Teed Off Golf Forth And Prosper
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Author : Margaret Ann McRae
language : en
Publisher: Independently Published
Release Date : 2024-04-15
Teed Off Golf Forth And Prosper written by Margaret Ann McRae and has been published by Independently Published this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2024-04-15 with Sports & Recreation categories.
The perfect gift for any golfer! Are You Looking for a Gift for the Golfer who has Everything? This book makes a memorable and enjoyable holiday gift, a great stocking stuffer, a birthday gift, Father's Day gift, or a gift for any occasion. Q: What's the problem with golf jokes? A: They're always sub-par. An interesting thing about golf is that no matter how badly you play, it's always possible to get worse. If you enjoyed these be sure to check out our other collections of fun sports humor! About the Author: Margaret Ann McRae is an author, equality advocate, mother of two children, and one boxer. She writes children's books to spark children's imagination, encourage literacy, and to help with social equality and emotional skills. Margaret has a degree in early childhood education and was a teacher before becoming an author. Tags: sports quotes, sports quotations, sports book, sports gift, golf funny gifts, golf humor, golf accessories, golf quotes, golf club book, golf book, golf books for men, golf books for women, golf gifts for men, golf gifts for women.
Best Funny Golf Quotes
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Author : Golfers Book Publishing
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2019-10-31
Best Funny Golf Quotes written by Golfers Book Publishing and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-10-31 with categories.
Over 200 of the funniest golf quotes you have ever read! Are you looking for the Best Funny Golf Quotes Collection that will make you laugh out Loud? Then this is the book for you. A beautifully made compilation great book of golf quotes; some funny and hilarious, some wise and clever, but for sure Unforgettable Quotes to keep, treasure and share for years to come. It is the perfect funny but wise book to keep next to you on your desk for moments of boredom, depression or sadness plus it also makes for the ideal funny gift for a golf lover, boss, friend or sports fan. Enjoy a wonderful collection of funny favorite golf quotes from famous sportsmen to modern day great golf players. Read one quote a day as a daily vitamin of inspiration, or read them in one sitting to break through negative thinking. The funny but positive Quote book is carefully created to inspire and make you laugh on a daily basis or cheer you up after a depressing game of golf. As you read and enjoy this vast collection of funny golf quotes, your mind will be greeted with an almost never-ending sea of great quotations, funny, inspirational, wise, and humorous golf quotes sayings, and proverbs, about the game of golf collected over the years from a variety of sources and by some of the game's biggest stars and the world's brightest minds. Find fun, laughter, guidance, wisdom, inspiration and motivation in this beautiful book containing over 200 funny quotes that you will cherish for many years to come. This handy book in a portable 6" by 9" size will be the perfect office gift that will give every sportsman or woman a big laugh. The perfect Secret Santa, gag gift, Christmas, Holiday, or appreciation gift for any environment. THIS BOOK FEATURES Over 200 Different Funny golf quotes Stress Relieving quotes that are Great for Relaxation. 6 x 9 sized A Great Gift. Makes a wonderful gift idea for golf lovers, sportsmen, women, friends and family during holidays or any occasion
Golf
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Author : Mark Robinette
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2019-07-18
Golf written by Mark Robinette and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-07-18 with categories.
A GREAT GIFT FOR ANY GOLFER This gift is full of great golf quotes and quips by golf pros and the average weekend warrior. Their observations on life and the game of golf will have you smiling, shaking your head and nodding in agreement. Sample quotes: If there's a golf course in heaven, I hope it's like Augusta National. I just don't want an early tee time. - Gary Player Exercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics. - Red Skelton If you are looking for the perfect gift for a golfing fanatic get them a copy of Golf: Funny Quotes and Clever Conclusions today.
Golf
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Author : Team Golfwell
language : en
Publisher: Independently Published
Release Date : 2019-01-07
Golf written by Team Golfwell and has been published by Independently Published this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-01-07 with categories.
Funny, thought-provoking, hilarious comments, quotes and stories from bestselling writers, politicians, well-known businessmen, PGA Tour players, and people from all walks of life are in this book - sorry, no cartoons in this book - just fun and interesting sayings and stories about golf. An amusing creative collection of observations of the game of golf showing golf is very similar to life itself with all its unexpected victories, miracle shots or disastrous results from perfect shots - like Heaven and Hell in one. Bobby Jones said, "Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots - but you have to play the ball where it lies." Most of us at some point or another have walked off the 18th green swearing to give up the game after an embarrassing disastrous round only to say, "Okay" when asked to play next week. Here's just one excerpt: "A wife is interested in taking up golf and visits a large retail golf store with her husband to pick out a set of golf clubs. She is amazed at the vast selection on display. "Dear, look at all this equipment! How am I supposed to pick out the right set of clubs?" "Finding the right set of clubs is like finding a great wife," replied the husband. "What! Are you comparing me to a set of golf clubs?" "I mean you know right away when you found the right one," replied the husband. "Nice recovery," she said. "Thanks." - Rick Newell SCROLL up and get this book and we hope you enjoy and share the observations of the many people quoted in this book with your golfing regulars on the practice green and the 19th hole. Tags: sports quotes, sports quotations, golf presentations, golf one-liners, golf stories, golf anecdotes, sports book, sports gift, golf funny gifts, golf humor, golf accessories, golf quotes, golf club book, golf books, golf books for men, golf books for women, golf gifts for men, golf gifts for women, PGA tour, funny golf quotes, funny golf stories
The Gigantic Book Of Golf Quotations
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Author : Jim Apfelbaum
language : en
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing Inc.
Release Date : 2007-05-17
The Gigantic Book Of Golf Quotations written by Jim Apfelbaum and has been published by Skyhorse Publishing Inc. this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007-05-17 with Humor categories.
An adage about sports writing says,"The smaller the ball, the better the writing." The 3,000+ quotations that make up The Gigantic Book of Golf Quotations prove that saying true. Quotes range from the hilarious ("It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course"—Hank Aaron) to the thought-provoking ("The most important shot in golf is the next one"—Ben Hogan). These are just some of the names included: Mitch Albom, Winston Churchill, Bing Crosby, John Daly, Dwight D. Eisenhower, John Feinstein, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Raymond Floyd, Gerald Ford, Ernest Hemingway, Ben Hogan, Bob Hope, Samuel L. Jackson, Bobby Jones, Michael Jordan, Bill Murray, Byron Nelson, Jack Nicklaus, P.J. O'Rourke, Harvey Penick, George Plimpton, Rick Reilly, Frank Sinatra, Annika Sorenstam, John Updike, Kathy Whitworth, Tiger Woods...and hundreds more! This is the ultimate gift book for every golfer—and everyone who's lucky enough to own it will browse through again and again. Skyhorse Publishing, as well as our Sports Publishing imprint, is proud to publish a broad range of books for readers interested in sports—books about baseball, pro football, college football, pro and college basketball, hockey, or soccer, we have a book about your sport or your team. In addition to books on popular team sports, we also publish books for a wide variety of athletes and sports enthusiasts, including books on running, cycling, horseback riding, swimming, tennis, martial arts, golf, camping, hiking, aviation, boating, and so much more. While not every title we publish becomes a New York Times bestseller or a national bestseller, we are committed to publishing books on subjects that are sometimes overlooked by other publishers and to authors whose work might not otherwise find a home.
New Quotable Golfer
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Author : Robert McCord
language : en
Publisher: Rowman & Littlefield
Release Date : 2008-03-18
New Quotable Golfer written by Robert McCord and has been published by Rowman & Littlefield this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-03-18 with Sports & Recreation categories.
A rich compendium of golf quotes that reflect the history, tradition, agony, and ecstasy of this time-honored game. Organized into categories such as “Golf Defined,” “The Mental Game,” “Men Touring,” “Women Touring,” “Caddies,” “Obstacles,” and “Practice,” this book includes words of wisdom from some of the game's most famous practitioners: Franklin Pierce Adams, Tommy Armour, Chip Beck, Winston Churchill, Raymond Floyd, Ben Hogan, Julie Inkster, Dan Jenkins, Samuel Johnson, Nancy Lopez, Arnold Palmer, Marcel Proust, John D. Rockefeller, Chi-Chi Rodriguez, Will Rogers, Dr. Bob Rotella, Mark Twain, Tom Watson, George Will, Tiger Woods, and many more. This compilation of the most incisive and timeless sayings about the sport makes a great gift for all golf enthusiasts, from duffer to professional.
129 Greatest Golf Quotes From The World S Most Famous People
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Author : Adam E. Murray
language : en
Publisher: CreateSpace
Release Date : 2012-04-07
129 Greatest Golf Quotes From The World S Most Famous People written by Adam E. Murray and has been published by CreateSpace this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-04-07 with Sports & Recreation categories.
Could golfers and fans of the sport entertain and inspire you with just their words? In a word: Absolutely! In "Golf Humor: 129 Greatest Golf Quotes from the World's Most Famous People," you will find professional golfers, world leaders, sports columnists and high profile celebrities making powerful and memorable comments about this sometimes frustrating, challenging game that captures the attention of so many Americans and worldwide fans. From the game's greatest players such as Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus and Tiger Woods to world leaders like Billy Graham and Gerald Ford to movie stars like Kevin Costner and Jack Lemon, these thoughts will entertain, amuse and inspire you like nothing else. The fact is, there is nothing like golf. In this book, learn: ---What Masters' Champion Gary Player does NOT want in heaven ---Why evangelist Billy Graham NEVER prays on the golf course... ---What Arnold Palmer's best and easiest tip is to take 5 strokes off your game... ---Why actor Jay Mohr says his divorce and sexual harassment suit was NOT as frustrating as golf... Plus, 125 more witty, thoughtful and just plain zany quotes about the most garishly dressed athletes in the world... Get ready to smile, chuckle and just plain laugh out loud with "Golf Humor: 129 Greatest Golf Quotes from the World's Most Famous People."
The Book Of Golf Quotations
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Author : Pat Sullivan
language : en
Publisher: Random House
Release Date : 2012-07-31
The Book Of Golf Quotations written by Pat Sullivan and has been published by Random House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-07-31 with Sports & Recreation categories.
The Book of Golf Quotations is simply the best collection of quoted wit and wisdom on the game of golf, the sport that has defined generations of politicians, footballers, celebrities and ordinary folk with plenty of spare time and a bewildering array of equipment and brightly-coloured clothing. And, of course, professional golfers. The range of quotes is as huge as a Tiger Woods tee shot, with quips from such diverse leading lights as Monty and Mad Mac, Wodehouse and Woosie, Churchill and Bobby Cruickshank, Bob Hope and Ben Hogan, George Bernard Shaw and Tom Shaw - and fully updated to include all the great quotes and comments of a new generation of golfing heroes from Seve to Sam Torrance, other famous people who play golf, and famous people who think golf courses should be abandoned and allowed to seed wild grasses and trees instead. With all the experience and gravitas of Jack Nicklaus, and as funny as a pair of Darren Clarke's trousers, The Book of Golf Quotations is the last word for every fan of frolics on the fairway, on the green or at the nineteenth hole. 'This game is great, and very strange.' Seve Ballesteros 'The best year of my life was when I was eleven. I got straight As, had two recesses a day, and the cutest girlfriend, and won 32 tournaments that year. Everything's been downhill since.' Tiger Woods 'At least he can't cheat on his score - because all you have to do is look back down the fairway and count the wounded.' Bob Hope 'There were three things in the world that he held in the smallest esteem - slugs, poets, and caddies with hiccups.' P G Wodehouse 'You can't birdie all 18 holes if you don't birdie the first three.' Nick Faldo