The Private Blog Of Joe Cowley Straight Outta Nerdsville
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The Private Blog Of Joe Cowley Straight Outta Nerdsville
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Author : Ben Davis
language : en
Publisher: Oxford University Press - Children
Release Date : 2017-04-06
The Private Blog Of Joe Cowley Straight Outta Nerdsville written by Ben Davis and has been published by Oxford University Press - Children this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-04-06 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Too old for wimpy kid? Meet Joe Cowley! Blog! You have NO IDEA how happy I am right now. I'm smiling so much, I look like The Joker in a wind tunnel. GET A LOAD OF THIS: - Harry, Ad, Greeny, and me are living in our own flat, right in the heart of the city. I know, amazing! We're city-slicking, hard-hustling, good-timing, not-even-missing-our-mummies-one-little-bit city boys. - The Sound Experience are about to sign a major recording contract and as their manager I intend to shake the music industry to its core with my unconventional approach. - AND I'm dating a cool older girl, who is totally into my sophisticated city-boy charm. Big things are happening! The Tammerstone Massive are keeping it real and living it large. Fame, fortune, and fast cars await . . . it definitely won't end in failure, fiasco, or fighting . . . The fourth book about the unstoppable, unfathomable, and unbelievable Joe Cowley, in a series being hailed as Diary of a Wimpy Kid meets The Inbetweeners. Perfect for anyone who lov
The Private Blog Of Joe Cowley
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Author : Ben Davis
language : en
Publisher: Oxford University Press - Children
Release Date : 2014-04-03
The Private Blog Of Joe Cowley written by Ben Davis and has been published by Oxford University Press - Children this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-04-03 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
The brilliantly funny and cringe-worthy secret blog of 14-year-old Joe Cowley (wannabe comic artist and self-confessed repeller of girls): Sunday 1st January So here's the thing. I've decided to start writing a blog. A private one. The idea is that it'll help me sort my life out, because quite frankly, it can't get much worse . . . · I gained the nickname Puke Skywalker after vomiting over Louise Bentley on the waltzer. · I am subjected to daily wedgies by my arch-enemy Gav James. · My so-called best mates are trying to get me killed in a bid to win £250 on You've Been Framed. This cannot go on. I have to do something, or I'll end up like Mad Morris down the park who thinks he's Jesus. By the end of next term, I'm going to be a completely different person. At least, that's the theory...
Messenger Of Fear
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Author : Michael Grant
language : en
Publisher: Harper Collins
Release Date : 2014-09-23
Messenger Of Fear written by Michael Grant and has been published by Harper Collins this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2014-09-23 with Young Adult Fiction categories.
Michael Grant's Messenger of Fear is a haunting narrative that examines the nature of good and evil in every human. Fans of Michelle Hodkin's Mara Dyer trilogy and Stephen King will love this satisfyingly twisted series. Mara Todd wakes in a field of dead grass, a heavy mist pressing down on her. She is terrified, afraid that she is dead. She can't remember who she is or anything about her past. Is it because of the boy who appears? He calls himself the Messenger of Fear. If the world does not bring justice to those who do evil, the Messenger will. He offers the wicked a game. If they win, they go free. If they lose, they will live their greatest fear. Either way, their sanity will be challenged. It is a world of fair but harsh justice. Of retribution and redemption. And mystery. Why was Mara chosen to be the Messenger's apprentice? What has she done to deserve this terrible fate? She won't find out until three of the wicked receive justice. And when she does, she will be shattered.
The Soup Movement
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Author : Ben Davis
language : en
Publisher: Oxford University Press - Children
Release Date : 2020-10-29
The Soup Movement written by Ben Davis and has been published by Oxford University Press - Children this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-10-29 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
To aid his recovery from a life-threatening illness Jordan and his family move out of the city for a healthy new start. Jordan's getting enough funny looks as the new boy at school as it is, without his Mum giving him homemade soup every day for lunch! But when Jordan meets a homeless man called Harry, and gives him the soup, it is the start of an unlikely friendship. Soon the two of them begin giving soup to the other homeless people around town and when his sister shares their antics on Instagram the #SOUPMOVEMENT begins-they even make it on the news!
What S That In Dog Years
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Author : Ben Davis
language : en
Publisher: Oxford University Press - Children
Release Date : 2019-07-04
What S That In Dog Years written by Ben Davis and has been published by Oxford University Press - Children this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-07-04 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Gizmo has been my best friend since the day I was born - he's always been around. But now they're telling me he might not always be around which completely sucks. I'm determined that me and Gizmo will have lots more fun and adventures before he goes - I mean, he loves parties, deserves pampering, and needs a break by the seaside. And as for that old saying about how you can't teach an old dog new tricks - it's true, you really can't! Gizmo's bucket list is up and running - unlike Gizmo who is totally lazy and demanding to be carried . . . All the laugh-out-loud humour you'd expect from a Ben Davis book but with added heart and poignancy . . . and a four-legged character you'll fall in love with!
On The Move
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Author : Michael Rosen
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-10
On The Move written by Michael Rosen and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-10 with Children's poetry categories.
Former Children's Laureates Michael Rosen and Sir Quentin Blake join forces for a personal and uniquely affecting collection of poems about migration. "What you leave behind Won't leave your mind. But home is where you find it. Home is where you find it." Michael Rosen and Sir Quentin Blake join forces for a landmark new collection, focusing on migration and displacement. Michael's poems are divided into four: in the first series, he draws on his childhood as part of a first-generation Polish family living in London; in the second, on his perception of the War as a young boy; in the third, on his "missing" relatives and the Holocaust; and in the fourth, and final, on global experiences of migration. By turns charming, shocking and heart-breaking, this is an anthology with a story to tell and a powerful point to make: "You can only do something now."
Make Me Awesome
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Author : Ben Davis
language : en
Publisher: Oxford University Press - Children
Release Date : 2018-01-04
Make Me Awesome written by Ben Davis and has been published by Oxford University Press - Children this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-01-04 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Hey you! Yes, you! Have you ever looked at yourself in the mirror and thought Wow! My life is really rubbish? I can tell from looking at you that you probably have. But I'm here to tell you that all that is about to change. Why not climb aboard the Make Me Awesome programme and buy a one way ticket to Awesometown, calling at Successville, Dollarsdale, and Camp You're the Greatest! My name is Chuck Willard and I CAN make you AWESOME, just like me! (Well, maybe not that awesome, I'm one of a kind) When Freddie Smallhouse signs up to the Make Me Awesome programme, he's ready to turn himself from zero to hero, all with the help of his idol, Chuck Willard. Freddie embarks on various schemes to make himself awesome safe in the knowledge that Chuck is always there, at the end of an email, to give him lots of personal advice . . . isn't he? A new laugh-out-loud story, from the brilliantly funny author of the Joe Cowley series and My Embarrassing Dad's Gone Viral.
Danny Dread
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Author : Ben Davis
language : en
Publisher: Oxford University Press - Children
Release Date : 2015-08-06
Danny Dread written by Ben Davis and has been published by Oxford University Press - Children this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-08-06 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
You know how it is when your dad's an evil super villain? OK, so maybe you don't, but Danny does. As heir to the Dread dynasty, he's expected to carry on the family business of kidnapping world leaders, maiming innocent bystanders, and brainwashing sharks. You know, general evil stuff. The problem is, achieving world domination isn't Danny's idea of fun. In fact, he'd much rather be saving the planet than enslaving it. But when Dad Dread hatches his most diabolical scheme yet, Danny realizes that to defeat evil, he's going to have to start thinking evil . . .
The Private Blog Of Joe Cowley Welcome To Cringefest
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Author : Ben Davis
language : en
Publisher: Oxford University Press - Children
Release Date : 2016-04-07
The Private Blog Of Joe Cowley Welcome To Cringefest written by Ben Davis and has been published by Oxford University Press - Children this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-04-07 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Right blog. I'm back! Let's not waste time with pleasantries - there is absolutely NOTHING pleasant about my life right now. Reasons why everything is terrible: 1. The love of my life, AKA Natalie, still hates me all because of one tiny - OK, huge - mistake. 2. Natalie has now started hanging around with my so-called 'friend' Greeny. Since January, he's lost about half of his body weight and now girls actually fancy him! 3. Harry, Ad, and Greeny AKA The Sound Experience have had a top ten dance hit with a sample of my voice saying 'I'm as gay as the day is long'. Still, at least there's Buzzfest to look forward to. Who knows, once we're there, amid all the beautiful people, scenery and music, Natalie might realise I am the love of her life and return into my waiting arms. On the other hand, it could just be full of weirdos, overflowing toilets from hell, and death metal . . . Joe Cowley is back! And this time it's even more butt-clenchingly embarrassing and excrutiating than before. From a 'Grand
My Embarrassing Dad S Gone Viral
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Author : Ben Davis
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2016
My Embarrassing Dad S Gone Viral written by Ben Davis and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016 with Children's stories categories.
My Dad - the King of Cringe!What's a boy to do when his mum disappears, his dad moves him and his sister to the middle of nowhere, and his life takes a very swift downward turn . . . secretly launch his dad on the internet as the Next Big Thing, of course!"Hi guys!I bet every one of you knows what it's like to have an embarrassing parent - right? I bet they've done something so cringey that you wanted the ground to open up and swallow you whole. But let me tell you, my friend, NOBODY has a dad like mine. He takes embarrassing to a whole new level. Ifembarrassing was an Olympic sport, my dad would have, like, a gazillion gold medals."This hilarious story will have instant appeal to a YouTube-watching generation and is told through a series of vlogs. Combining Ben Davis's brilliantly-funny voice and Mike Lowery's amazingly-amazing illustrations is sure to make this a hit with readers everywhere. After all, everyone knows whatit's like to have an embarrassing parent, don't they?