The Rejection Collection Vol 2
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The Rejection Collection Vol 2
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Author : Matthew Diffee
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2007-10-30
The Rejection Collection Vol 2 written by Matthew Diffee and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007-10-30 with Art categories.
Each week The New Yorker receives more than five hundred submissions from its regular cartoonists, who are all vying for one of the twenty coveted spots in the magazine. So what happens to the 75 percent of cartoons that don't make the cut? Some go back in a drawer, others go up on the refrigerator or into the filing cabinet...but the very best of all the rejects can be found right here in these pages. The Rejection Collection Vol. 2: The Cream of the Crap is the ultimate scrap heap of creative misfires -- from the lowbrow and the dirty to the politically incorrect and the weird, these rejects represent the best of the worst...in the best possible sense of the word. Handpicked by editor Matthew Diffee, these hilarious cartoons are accompanied by handwritten questionnaires and photographed self-portraits, providing a rare glimpse into the minds of the artists behind the rejection. With appendices that explore the top ten reasons why cartoons are rejected and examine the solitary nature of the job of cartooning -- plus a special bonus section of questions asked of and answered by cartoon editor Robert Mankoff -- this sequel to The Rejection Collection offers even deeper insight into the exercise in frustration, patience, and amusement that is being a New Yorker cartoonist. Warped, wicked, and wildly funny, The Rejection Collection Vol. 2 will appeal to every New Yorker fan -- and everyone with a taste for the absurd.
The Best Of The Rejection Collection
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Author : Matthew Diffee
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2022-05-24
The Best Of The Rejection Collection written by Matthew Diffee and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-05-24 with Humor categories.
The best of the worst: these cartoons rejected by The New Yorker were deemed too dumb, too weird, or too naughty—but not for lack of laughs! Every week, hundreds and hundreds of cartoons pour into The New Yorker. Most are rejected. Doesn’t matter how big a deal the cartoonist is, either. Roz Chast, David Sipress, Kim Warp, Sam gross, Ed Steed, Emily Flake, Navied Mahdavian, or Mary Lawton—if the work in question is too weird, too naughty, too juvenile, or too dark, it’s out. Luckily for us, Matthew Diffee has been bravely sifting through the circular file to rescue the best of the worst. Here are 297 cartoons in a revised second edition featuring more than 50 new cartoons—even better, even worse! The cartoon set-ups may be familiar—a couple in bed, a few people stranded on a desert island, a doctor and patient in an examining room—but the joke are anything but, with twists so unexpected, you can’t help but laugh out loud.
The Best Of The Rejection Collection
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Author : Matthew Diffee
language : en
Publisher: Workman Publishing
Release Date : 2011-11-04
The Best Of The Rejection Collection written by Matthew Diffee and has been published by Workman Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-11-04 with Humor categories.
It’s the best of the worst: 293 of the funniest cartoons rejected by The New Yorker but luckily for us, now in paperback and available to enjoy. The Rejection Collection brings together some of The New Yorker’s brightest talents—Roz Chast, Gahan Wilson, Sam Gross, Jack Zeigler, David Sipress, and more—and reveals their other side. Their dark side. Their juvenile side. Their sick side. Their naughty side. Their outrageous side. And what a treat. Ventriloquist dummy cartoons. Operating room cartoons. Bring your daughter to work day cartoons (the stripper, the prison guard on death row). Lots of couples in bed, quite a few coffins, wise-cracking animals—an obsessive’s plumbing of the weird, the scary, the off-the-wall, and done so without restraint. Every week The New Yorker receives 500 cartoon submissions, and rejects a great majority—mostly, of course, for not being funny enough. There’s no question why these were rejected, and it’s not for lack of laughs. One can almost hear Eustace Tilley sniffing, We are not amused.
The Rejection Collection
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Author : Matthew Diffee
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2010-05-11
The Rejection Collection written by Matthew Diffee and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-05-11 with Art categories.
Each week about fifty New Yorker cartoonists submit ten ideas, yielding five hundred cartoons for no more than twenty spots in the magazine. Arguably the most brilliant single-panel-gag cartoonists in the world create a bunch of cartoons every week that never see the light of day. These rejects were piling up in the dusty corners of studios all over the country. Sam Gross, who has been contributing since 1962, has more than 12,000 rejected cartoons. (Seriously. He's been numbering every single cartoon he's ever submitted to The New Yorker since the very beginning.) Enter editor Matthew Diffee. He tapped his fellow cartoonists, asking them to rescue these hilarious lost gems. From the artists' stacks of all-time favorite rejects, Diffee handpicked the standouts -- the cream of the crap -- and created The Rejection Collection, a place where good ideas go when they die. Too risqué, silly, or weird for The New Yorker, the cartoons in this book offer something no other collection has: They have never been seen in print until now. With a foreword by New Yorker cartoon editor Robert Mankoff that explains the sound judgment, respectability, and scruples not found anywhere in these pages, and handwritten questionnaires that introduce the quirky character of each artist, The Rejection Collection will appeal to fans of The New Yorker...and to anyone with a slightly sick sense of humor.
The Dragon Love Collection Vol 2
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Author : Jane Jamison
language : en
Publisher: Siren-BookStrand
Release Date : 2023-08-20
The Dragon Love Collection Vol 2 written by Jane Jamison and has been published by Siren-BookStrand this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-08-20 with Fiction categories.
[Siren Menage Everlasting: Erotic Romance, Paranormal Menage a Quatre, Rubenesque, Shape-shifters, Bondage, Spanking, Light Whipping, MFMM, HEA] Fire and Flames- Determined to be as good as any male firefighter, Marlee Hendrickson fearlessly races into danger. When she’s saved from getting killed by a gust of shimmering air, she has to wonder. Did she really imagine the winged-something that pushed her clear of danger? When weredragon cousins Ridge and Colter Radison, along with their friend Adam Parker, see the beautiful Marlee risking her life fighting a house fire, they know they have to have her. Saving her is easy. Getting to know her? That’s harder than flying with a broken wing. When Marlee’s brother, Kyle, and his lover Clay go too far trying to exact revenge against homophobic bullies, Marlee has to choose between upholding the law and keeping her brother safe. Now that she’s met three mysterious and sexy men, she’s not sure she can trust them with Kyle’s secret. Should she fight fire with fire? Or just let the flames burn out? Dragon's Heart- Being overweight is hard enough for a young woman. But when Cinda Warner finds out that she has a failing heart, her life goes from bad to awful. Just after hearing her diagnosis, she broadsides a car, knocking it off the highway. Her heart skips a beat during the collision, but it almost stops completely when she sees Hank, a man she met a year earlier, walking unharmed from the blazing wreckage. Weredragon Hank Jannsen is thrilled to find the girl he’d lost track of a year earlier. Taking her back to his ranch, he and his two weredragon friends, Walken Hardgrove and Grant Richman, think Cinda might be the curvy mate they’ve waited centuries to find. Yet when they discover she only has a short time to live, they’re heartbroken. Changing her isn’t an option so how can they save her? Will she die before she accepts them as her mates? Or will finding out what they are break her heart for good? Jane Jamison is a Siren-exclusive author.
Hand Drawn Jokes For Smart Attractive People
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Author : Matthew Diffee
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2015-05-26
Hand Drawn Jokes For Smart Attractive People written by Matthew Diffee and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-05-26 with Humor categories.
An NPR Best Book of 2015 Finally, a book that’s not for everyone! From award-winning New Yorker cartoonist Matthew Diffee—editor of The Rejection Collection and the “de facto leader of a young generation of cartoonists”(The Wall Street Journal)—a hilarious mix of cartoons, visual riffs, and illustrated one liners that will appeal to anyone who is beautiful and intelligent. For almost fifteen years, Matthew Diffee’s uniquely funny single-panel cartoons have gussied up the pages of The New Yorker, winning him countless fans, big shot friends, and a pile of hilarious material he’s never used. Yet shockingly, a small sector of the population is not enamored with his work. Diffee has met some of these people and reports that they are, without exception, dumb and ugly, whereas the people who enjoy his work are just the opposite. In fact, the smarter and more attractive people are, the more they tend to appreciate Diffee’s humor. This book is for them. This collection contains Diffee’s funniest drawings and writings from the past decade as well as all-new cartoons and sketches organized into categories that will appeal to smart attractive people in all walks of life, based on profession and circumstance: smart attractive Medical Professionals, sharp and good-looking Old People; beautiful geniuses in Prison; brainy handsome Lumberjacks; and more. Are you an alluring well-read utensil user? Well, there’s a chapter just for you! If you’re a fan of Demetri Martin and Jack Handey, or if you happen to be George Clooney or Natalie Portman, Hand Drawn Jokes for Smart Attractive People will leave you laughing your smart attractive ass off.
How To Sell More In Less Time With No Rejection
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Author : Art Sobczak
language : en
Publisher: Business By Phone Inc
Release Date : 1995
How To Sell More In Less Time With No Rejection written by Art Sobczak and has been published by Business By Phone Inc this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 1995 with Business & Economics categories.
Rejection On The Full Moon
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Author : Alana Dyer
language : en
Publisher: Rejection Series
Release Date : 2023-11-28
Rejection On The Full Moon written by Alana Dyer and has been published by Rejection Series this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2023-11-28 with categories.
Soulless - werewolves who have turned rogue with no humanity left, giving in to their beastly urges. Rejection - an act in which your soulmate rejects the mate bond, causing immense pain to the rejected. These are the challenges Amberle Crest must overcome after becoming an outcast amongst the wolves her age due to an event outside of her control. When her mate rejects her on her eighteenth birthday, Amberle realizes that living in a pack where the majority would rather use her as a slave than treat her as an equal is not worth the pain. She becomes the notorious wolf, Fire Foot, vowing that everyone would regret how they treated her, as she leaves her pack in the past. Now a ghost forgotten by those that tormented her, Amberle does whatever it takes to survive as a lone wolf. A fateful day changes her lonely life to one full of happiness and hope--until ghosts from her own past call for aid in ridding their pack of the Soulless who threatens all wolf kind. Faced with new friends, old foes, and the threat of a building army, will Amberle be able to fight the ghosts of her past to cherish the pack she has found or will an old mate claim her before a second chance mate can show her what being treasured by someone is all about?
Women S Health
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Author :
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2007-12
Women S Health written by and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007-12 with categories.
Womens Health magazine speaks to every aspect of a woman's life including health, fitness, nutrition, emotional well-being, sex and relationships, beauty and style.
Hand Drawn Jokes For Smart Attractive People
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Author : Matthew Diffee
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2015-05-26
Hand Drawn Jokes For Smart Attractive People written by Matthew Diffee and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-05-26 with Humor categories.
"Contains Diffee's funniest [New Yorker] drawings and writings from the past decade as well as all-new cartoons and sketches organized into categories that will appeal to smart attractive people in all walks of life, based on profession and circumstance."--Amazon.com.