The Ultimate Book Of Dad Jokes
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The Ultimate Book Of Dad Jokes
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Author : Gordon Hideaki Nagai
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2016-05-10
The Ultimate Book Of Dad Jokes written by Gordon Hideaki Nagai and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-05-10 with Humor categories.
A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”
The Ultimate Dad Joke Book
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Author : Hugh Murmie
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2020-05-10
The Ultimate Dad Joke Book written by Hugh Murmie and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-05-10 with categories.
New for 2020! Easy Father's Day gift for your favorite guy! The Ultimate Dad Joke Book is jam packed with family friendly, clean and hysterical jokes that are great for everyone from your toddler to your great-grandma! Buckle up and get ready for some knee slapping, head shaking and gut busting laughter every time you flip a page. Over 500 hilarious jokes, puns and one-liners Squeaky clean, family safe jokes for kids (and adults) of all ages Great selection of time honored classics and all new jokes for 2020 Grab your copy today and channel your inner dad with some amazingly groan worthy humor bombs!
Dad Jokes
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Author : Michael Parr
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2019-12-08
Dad Jokes written by Michael Parr and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-12-08 with categories.
DAD JOKES Love a classic, punny Dad joke? Then this is the book for you! This book is packed full of only the best, funniest, and most cringe-worthy Dad jokes! Inside you will find hundreds of Dad jokes that will keep the whole family laughing, entertained, and maybe even rolling their eyes for hours... Get your copy today!
The Big Book Of Dad Jokes
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Author : Joe Kerz
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2022-04-19
The Big Book Of Dad Jokes written by Joe Kerz and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2022-04-19 with Humor categories.
Hundreds and Hundreds of Jokes that Will Drive Your Family Crazy Nothing is more hilarious for moms, sons, and daughters than the bad jokes dads tell. (Well, at least he thinks they're hilarious . . .) Have you ever noticed when you’re out to dinner and your dad takes it upon himself to antagonize your server with a lame joke? Has he ever made a pun that made everyone at a family gathering roll their eyes? Has he ever made a corny comment about things simply lying around the house? If you answered “yes” to any of the following, you’re not alone. Dad jokes are at the center of all dad interactions and the core of every dad’s persona. This comedic compendium compiles more than eight hundred of the best jokes dads can use to hone their craft and ensure maximum eye rolling. Included within are jokes such as: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food; no atmosphere. Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up. What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room? Odor in the court. What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter? An irrelephant. What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Reality. With Dad Jokes, give your dad the gift of becoming the least funny/most "punny" guy in the room.
Dad Jokes For New Dads
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Author : Jimmy Niro
language : en
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Release Date : 2020-05-01
Dad Jokes For New Dads written by Jimmy Niro and has been published by Sourcebooks, Inc. this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-05-01 with Humor categories.
The perfect Christmas gift for new dads and expecting fathers! A punderful resource of the funniest dad jokes that every dad needs in their arsenal! With over 500 brand new jokes on a range of topics to get dads ready to embarrass their children—and most importantly—embarrass them early, this laugh-out-loud book is a hilarious gift great for baby showers, holiday stocking stuffers, Father's Day, and beyond! From USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro, Dad Jokes for New Dads is a special edition joke book for new parents and soon-to-be fathers that celebrates dads with a full arsenal of dad jokes, silly quips, witty one-liners, and "helpful" pro tips to help them get by! A funny white elephant gag gift from any kid, wife, or partner to celebrate and prepare the new dad in their life! Includes knee-slappers like: Q: What did the big beer name its baby? A: Micro brew. I wrote a book about birds once. My publisher said it flew off the shelves! Dad Pro Tip #1: If the baby starts to spit up, turn it toward someone else.
All New Dad Jokes
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Author : Dad Says Jokes
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2019-09-05
All New Dad Jokes written by Dad Says Jokes and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-09-05 with Humor categories.
THE BRAND-NEW BOOK FROM @DADSAYSJOKES All New Dad Jokes is the second book from the most followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @DadSaysJokes. Now with a following of over 1 million, All New Dad Jokes provides brand new gags guaranteed to leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure. @DadSaysJokes is a community-run Instagram account with more than a million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger! Kit, a young social networking mastermind started his career at the tender age of 14, when he created his original platform, Football.Newz, to serve audiences for the World cup 2014. He has recently added another nine platforms in different genres (of which @DadSaysJokes is one), with nine million followers and rising. This is his second book. Q: Where do naughty rainbows go? A: Prism.
Dad Jokes
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Author : Editors of Portable Press
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2017-09-01
Dad Jokes written by Editors of Portable Press and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-09-01 with Humor categories.
Dad’s comedy arsenal is about to get a huge upgrade . . . to the relief of everyone around him! Cue the groans. Put an end to courtesy laughs and awkward silences with the jokes in this book! From the people who brought you Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, this is an eclectic collection of the punniest, funniest, most outrageous knee-slappers that have ever been told! At work, at home, at the game—Dad will beat them all to the punch—line, that is! He’ll be hip and humorous with totally bodacious jokes like these: Einstein developed a theory about space. And it was about time, too! Why is Christmas just like another day in the office? Because you do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit! Dad: “I wouldn’t want to be buried in this graveyard.” Kid: “Why not?” Dad: “Because I'm not dead yet!” And many more!
Dad Jokes Hall Of Shame
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Author : Andy Herald
language : en
Publisher: Weldon Owen International
Release Date : 2021-04-27
Dad Jokes Hall Of Shame written by Andy Herald and has been published by Weldon Owen International this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-04-27 with Humor categories.
Over 1,000 gags and groaners to make you crack up and cringe at the same time! From the creators of the popular humor website HowToBeADad.com, this is a collection of 1,000 of the most amusing—and most painful—Dad Jokes ever. Humor is often referred to as the best medicine, and this collection of Dad Jokes—guaranteed the most groan-and-forehead-slap-worthy on the market—offers a broad selection of humorous puns and quips. Organized by joke theme—from animals to holidays to technology—it includes more than a hundred illustrations, and even touches on some timely topics (“Because of the pandemic, they’re having to televise the World Origami Championship. It’s on paperview.”)
1000 Dad Jokes
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Author : Hayden Fox
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2019-04
1000 Dad Jokes written by Hayden Fox and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-04 with Humor categories.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman? Frostbite! 1000 Dreadfully Good Dad Jokes that will keep everyone either laughing or groaning for hours on end! Also makes for a perfect Father's Day gift. Add to Cart Now if you are ready for some dreadfully good entertainment!
The Ultimate Book Of Dad Jokes 500 Jokes Inside
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Author : Gary Cartier
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date : 2017-12-04
The Ultimate Book Of Dad Jokes 500 Jokes Inside written by Gary Cartier and has been published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-12-04 with categories.
Over 500 Jokes! The dad joke: often imitated and always duplicated. leave it to dad to be able to deliver the worst jokes and at the best possible times. This book will leave you groaning and begging for less.