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The Very Embarrassing Book Of Dad Jokes
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Author : Ian Allen
language : en
Publisher: Portico
Release Date : 2013-08-08
The Very Embarrassing Book Of Dad Jokes written by Ian Allen and has been published by Portico this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2013-08-08 with Humor categories.
Why did the banana go to the doctors? Because he wasn't peeling very well! Proving the age-old maxim that ‘it’s in the way that you tell them’, Dads – for the best part of forever – have always been renowned for being truly god-awful joke tellers. Whether it’s telling them at the wrong moment, misremembering the punchline or it just simply being one of those jokes that were terrible to begin with, Dads are an embarrassment to the whole family when it comes to trying to tell jokes. The VERY Embarrassing Book of Dad Jokes is full to the brim with jokes that only your dear old Dad would dare say – jokes that will make you groan, sigh ... and then probably make you groan again. Dads take great pleasure in these kinds of jokes and some of them are so rubbish they actually blossom into proper rib-ticklers – but don’t tell your dad that, it’ll only encourage him!
The Ultimate Book Of Dad Jokes
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Author : Gordon Hideaki Nagai
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2016-05-10
The Ultimate Book Of Dad Jokes written by Gordon Hideaki Nagai and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-05-10 with Humor categories.
A MASSIVE COLLECTION OF LAUGHABLE, CHEESY JOKES PERFECT FOR AMUSING DADS WHILE SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSING THE KIDS As groan-inducing as they are hilarious, dad jokes are the punny one-liners and oh-so-clever quips fathers never tire of telling. With this massive collection, no Dad will ever lack new material to make his kids facepalm: • A watermelon and a honeydew wanted to get married right away, but they cantaloupe. • After Humpty Dumpty recovered from his fall, he was just a shell of his former self. • Sign language interpreters have to lean sideways to translate something in italics. • Anyone with a wheat allergy that routinely eats pasta is just a gluten for punishment. • A chord walked into a bar and ordered a drink. The bartender said, “We don’t serve minors.”
Dad Jokes
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Author : Jimmy Niro
language : en
Publisher: World's Best Dad Jokes Collection
Release Date : 2018
Dad Jokes written by Jimmy Niro and has been published by World's Best Dad Jokes Collection this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018 with Fatherhood categories.
The perfect gift for dads and pun-lovers alike "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, I don't think they'll fit me." Ah, the dad joke--humor that reminds us of all the lovable, embarrassing dads out there. Be prepared for the obvious, silly, and awkward in this massive collection of the best groan-worthy dad jokes around, including clever quips, overly literal dialogue, and punny one-liners. These jokes may be on porpoise, but they whale definitely make you laugh: I used to hate facial hair, but then it started growing on me. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down Q: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? A: The road. With over 600 knee-slappers, head-shakers, and groan-makers, Dad Jokes is packed with enough witty quips and cheesy-but-grate jokes for you to hold your own against even the most embarrassing of dads. But remember--you don't have to be a dad to tell dad jokes
All New Dad Jokes
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Author : Dad Says Jokes
language : en
Publisher: Hachette UK
Release Date : 2019-09-05
All New Dad Jokes written by Dad Says Jokes and has been published by Hachette UK this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-09-05 with Humor categories.
THE BRAND-NEW BOOK FROM @DADSAYSJOKES All New Dad Jokes is the second book from the most followed dad jokes page on Instagram, @DadSaysJokes. Now with a following of over 1 million, All New Dad Jokes provides brand new gags guaranteed to leave your friends and family laughing and groaning in equal measure. @DadSaysJokes is a community-run Instagram account with more than a million followers, inspired by the daily jokes of author Kit Chilvers' dad, Andrew. Every day, followers submit their jokes and the team picks their favourites - or Dad just drops in his own zinger! Kit, a young social networking mastermind started his career at the tender age of 14, when he created his original platform, Football.Newz, to serve audiences for the World cup 2014. He has recently added another nine platforms in different genres (of which @DadSaysJokes is one), with nine million followers and rising. This is his second book. Q: Where do naughty rainbows go? A: Prism.
Dad Jokes
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Author : Jim Chumley
language : en
Publisher: Summersdale
Release Date : 2018-01-11
Dad Jokes written by Jim Chumley and has been published by Summersdale this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2018-01-11 with Humor categories.
Child: Dad, I'm hungry Dad: Hello hungry, I'm Dad Celebrate the sense of humour that's so bad it's great with this ultimate collection of dad jokes. From cheesy one-liners to puns so terrible that they should probably be illegal, this book has it all - it's sure to make you laugh and cry.
Stop The Dad Jokes
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Author : Adrian Beck
language : en
Publisher: Random House Australia
Release Date : 2021-07-02
Stop The Dad Jokes written by Adrian Beck and has been published by Random House Australia this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2021-07-02 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
A Father's Day picture book from funny guy Adrian Beck that will have the whole family laughing. Warning: Do not show this book to dads! This book is full of DAD JOKES that are embarrassing, goofy and NOT FUNNY! A trip to the zoo with Dad means seeing lots of animals . . . and hearing plenty of dad jokes too! A hilarious story by Adrian Beck (a dad) illustrated by Simon Greiner (another dad). The perfect Father's Day gift and read-aloud story!
Dad Jokes
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Author : Frank N Steinz
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2019-11-12
Dad Jokes written by Frank N Steinz and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2019-11-12 with Humor categories.
DAD Jokes, jokes are so bad they are good! clean jokes for the whole family, a brilliant gift for dad.
Dad Jokes For Kids
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Author : Jimmy Niro
language : en
Publisher: Sourcebooks, Inc.
Release Date : 2020-05-05
Dad Jokes For Kids written by Jimmy Niro and has been published by Sourcebooks, Inc. this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-05-05 with Juvenile Nonfiction categories.
Turn the bad jokes back on dad with this seriously silly joke book, the perfect funny Halloween gift for kids and families to laugh and celebrate together! Dads have been embarrassing their kids for decades with goofy and groan-worthy jokes, and now it's their children's turn! In this hilarious new joke book from USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro, kids can out-dad-joke their dads and even learn how to write some of their own. Filled with over 350 silly jokes about school, sports, animals, and more, Dad Jokes for Kids will have young readers rolling on the floor with laughter! Plus, children can learn to write their own dad jokes with fun activities in the back! This book is perfect for: The whole family - perfect for kids ages 7 to 12, but offers fun for the entire family! Reluctant readers - fun jokes help engage reluctant kids, helping them gain confidence and build reading comprehension and vocabulary Screen-free time - Endless laughs for road trips, vacations, sleepovers, game nights, and more! Gifts - makes a great holiday stocking stuffer, white elephant gag gift for kids, or Father's Day gift to share with dads Includes jokes like: Q: What did the carrot say to the broccoli? A: Nothing. Vegetables can't talk. You can't play hide-and-seek with mountains. They're always peaking.
Bad Dad Jokes
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Author : Ian Allen
language : en
Publisher: Rizzoli Publications
Release Date : 2020-03-27
Bad Dad Jokes written by Ian Allen and has been published by Rizzoli Publications this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2020-03-27 with Humor categories.
A quality collection of over 1,000 really terrible Dad jokes, the perfect Father's Day gift. What do you call a decomposing whale? Mouldy Dick. How does a rabbit get dry after a storm? He borrows a hare dryer. Proving that dads are never as funny as they think they are, this ridiculous book of really rubbish Dad jokes has arrived to make the rest of your family's life utter hell. Crammed with 1,000 jokes that will make your daft Dad roll all over the floor laughing, this book is guaranteed to turn any father into a joke monster of epic proportions, not to mention turn every family occasion into a cringe-fest that no one will enjoy ever again. You have been warned!
My Embarrassing Dad S Gone Viral
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Author : Ben Davis
language : en
Publisher: Oxford University Press - Children
Release Date : 2016-08-04
My Embarrassing Dad S Gone Viral written by Ben Davis and has been published by Oxford University Press - Children this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2016-08-04 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
My Dad - the King of Cringe! What's a boy to do when his mum disappears, his dad moves him and his sister to the middle of nowhere, and his life takes a very swift downward turn . . . secretly launch his dad on the internet as the Next Big Thing, of course! 'Hi guys! I bet every one of you knows what it's like to have an embarrassing parent - right? I bet they've done something so cringey that you wanted the ground to open up and swallow you whole. But let me tell you, my friend, NOBODY has a dad like mine. He takes embarrassing to a whole new level. If embarrassing was an Olympic sport, my dad would have, like, a gazillion gold medals.' This hilarious story will have instant appeal to a YouTube-watching generation and is told through a series of vlogs. Combining Ben Davis's brilliantly-funny voice and Mike Lowery's amazingly-amazing illustrations is sure to make this a hit with readers everywhere. After all, everyone knows what it's like to have an embarrassing parent, don't they?