The Zen Of Zombie
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The Zen Of Zombie
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Author : Scott Kenemore
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2015-09-01
The Zen Of Zombie written by Scott Kenemore and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-09-01 with Humor categories.
While you may struggle to get out of bed each morning, swaying lifelessly across the room, mouth agape, arms hanging slack, and murmuring unintelligibly, take at heart that you are not alone. While many people feel this way, most of those staggering, limp, perpetually drowsy folks just happen to be zombies—and it turns out they can teach us a lot about enjoying life! Zen of Zombie will teach you their secrets to happiness, by learning how to slow down and move at your own pace, become your own boss, and just devour those irritating people who get in your way. And there’s more, because zombies can offer no-nonsense advice on love, playing to your strengths, and on becoming more adaptable. With this recent update, you will learn more about the inner workings of the living dead, and why they do the things they’re known so well for doing . . .including why they always have that glazed over look on their faces. Follow the genius of Scott Kenemore as he leads you through the world that only a zombie could properly understand. Having peace and tranquility in life is the key to success and happiness. Now, with this book by your side, you will be able to not only find spiritual relaxation and chi, but you’ll also be taught how to think less and relax more . . . as zombies have no use for their brains.
The Zen Of Zombie
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Author : Scott Kenemore
language : en
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing Inc.
Release Date : 2007-10-17
The Zen Of Zombie written by Scott Kenemore and has been published by Skyhorse Publishing Inc. this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007-10-17 with Fiction categories.
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The Zen Of Zombie The Card Set
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Author : Scott Kenemore
language : en
Publisher: Skyhorse
Release Date : 2012-09-15
The Zen Of Zombie The Card Set written by Scott Kenemore and has been published by Skyhorse this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2012-09-15 with Humor categories.
This fun card set provides a whole new way to enjoy learning the lessons of Scott Kenemore’s bestselling The Zen of Zombie. Each card features ghoulish graphics and morbidly humorous tips on better living through the undead. It turns out that zombies can teach us a lot about enjoying life. And with this handy set of cards, you can learn all of their secrets to happiness: - Slow down and move at your own pace - Succeed with strength in numbers - Reject stereotypes - Become your own boss - Let go of material possessions - And just devour those irritating people who get in your way With this deck of fifty cards, you can now take undead wisdom with you in your bag, in your car, and everywhere you go! It also makes a great gift for all the zombie-enthusiasts among your friends. Zombies aren’t afraid of life, so why should you be? Start living the undead way, with the help of The Zen of Zombie: The Card Set!
The Zen Of Zombie
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Author : Scott Kenemore
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2010
The Zen Of Zombie written by Scott Kenemore and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010 with American wit and humor categories.
"Reanimate yourself for success with advice on life, love, and work from the undead! Zombies aren't afraid of life so why should you be? Start living your life the undead way: through the Zen of Zombie!" --Jacket flap.
The Ultimate Book Of Zombie Warfare And Survival
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Author : Scott Kenemore
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2015-09-15
The Ultimate Book Of Zombie Warfare And Survival written by Scott Kenemore and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2015-09-15 with Humor categories.
The Gory Guide to the Walking Dead While most people know what zombies look like, do they actually know how they act? What they do during their spare time? What their work ethic is? Probably not. Enter The Ultimate Book of Zombie Warfare and Survival. From bestselling zombie author Scott Kenemore, learn all the tricks to the living dead trade. Whether you’re fighting the zombies or are a zombie yourself, this collection is all that you need to survive on your own. Included in this book are excerpts and illustrations from such helpful handbooks as: The Code of the Zombie Pirate The Art of Zombie Warfare Z.E.O. The Zen of Zombie Zombies vs. Nazis The Ultimate Book of Zombie Warfare and Survival is a one-stop shop for everything you’ve ever wanted to know about the world of zombies. Whether you’re the undead seeking to make it in the business industry, fine-tune your martial arts, master your swashbuckling, or move on up the corporate ladder, this compendium is just for you. With gory full-color illustrations and insightful knowledge from the man who knows zombies better than they know themselves, The Ultimate Book of Zombie Warfare and Survival will scare, teach, and prepare you for everything you’ve ever needed to know about zombies. Skyhorse Publishing, under our Night Shade and Talos imprints, is proud to publish a broad range of titles for readers interested in science fiction (space opera, time travel, hard SF, alien invasion, near-future dystopia), fantasy (grimdark, sword and sorcery, contemporary urban fantasy, steampunk, alternative history), and horror (zombies, vampires, and the occult and supernatural), and much more. While not every title we publish becomes a New York Times bestseller, a national bestseller, or a Hugo or Nebula award-winner, we are committed to publishing quality books from a diverse group of authors.
Zombies Vs Nazis
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Author : Scott Kenemore
language : en
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing Inc.
Release Date : 2011-08
Zombies Vs Nazis written by Scott Kenemore and has been published by Skyhorse Publishing Inc. this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-08 with Fiction categories.
It s zombies against Nazis in a fight for the secrets of the walking...
The Art Of Zombie Warfare
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Author : Scott Kenemore
language : en
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing Inc.
Release Date : 2010-08-17
The Art Of Zombie Warfare written by Scott Kenemore and has been published by Skyhorse Publishing Inc. this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-08-17 with Humor categories.
Reveals the secrets to of zombie military leaders, with advice on raising an army through Voodoo, fighting without weapons, communicating without language, and walking directly toward the enemy.
Zombies Vs Nazis
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Author : Scott Kenemore
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2011-08-01
Zombies Vs Nazis written by Scott Kenemore and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2011-08-01 with Humor categories.
Zombie expert Scott Kenemore (The Zen of Zombie) unearths a collection of top-secret lost documents from WWII (originally intercepted by the U.S. Signal Corps in 1941 and presented to Franklin Roosevelt in a confidential memorandum), describing efforts of the Nazi Sicherheitsdienst (or SD) to harness and weaponize Haitian Voodoo and zombie-creating technologies for military purposes. For the first time, here is the thrilling, humorous, and satisfyingly-gory story of an evil empire’s foolhardy attempt to harness an ancient and unspeakable monster: the zombie! While the Nazis initially dream of creating an army of bloodthirsty, automaton super-zombies to march across Europe, they soon learn that the walking dead are not as obedient and malleable as they’ve been led to believe. In contrast, these Nazi agents quickly find that the walking dead of the Haitian backwoods are closer to brain-eating, flesh-rending dynamos that don’t respect a nicely pressed SS uniform, and instead just go for the jugular. Faced with Voodoo spells, dangerous flora and fauna, and their own naive assumptions about the dark forces with which they’re tangling, these Nazi SD agents learn the hard way that nobody bosses around a zombie. Kenemore—with nearly 100,000 copies of zombie classics in print—does it again.
Z E O
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Author : Scott Kenemore
language : en
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing Inc.
Release Date : 2009-09-08
Z E O written by Scott Kenemore and has been published by Skyhorse Publishing Inc. this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-09-08 with Fiction categories.
Mutate to the next level in business-- learn to do business the zombie way!
Zombie In Chief Eater Of The Free World
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Author : Scott Kenemore
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2017-08-15
Zombie In Chief Eater Of The Free World written by Scott Kenemore and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-08-15 with Fiction categories.
Bestselling author Scott Kenemore is back with a hilarious, over-the-top, and bloodthirsty send-up of the 2016 political season. In the tradition of Joe Klein's Primary Colors and Richard Condon's The Manchurian Candidate, Zombie-in-Chief: Eater of the Free World is a compelling and dramatic story with characters and events that may resemble familiar, real-life elections a little too closely! After all, who better to perform an autopsy of the American political system than an expert on the undead? When a tycoon and reality TV star improbably wins his party's nomination for the presidency, pundits and analysts are as baffled as they are certain that he will never win the general election. What can a man who already lives at the top of a golden skyscraper with a supermodel wife still want? Absent entirely from their prognostications is the possibility that it could be to gorge upon the brains of the living! That he dreams of building a border wall to better keep delicious humans in! That he seeks to make American great again. . . for zombies! Only an unlikely journalistic partnership between a reporter fresh from J-school and a blogger who is derided and dismissed as "fake news" seems to have any chance of derailing the tycoon's plans and exposing him as a member of the walking dead. Yet a terrifying question still remains. . . In a nation divided along political lines as never before, will such a revelation change anything? Or will a candidate revealed to be a proud "Zombie American" simply be another stepping stone on a historic (and not-so-above-board) journey to the presidency?