There S No Place Like A Mobile Home For The Holidays
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There S No Place Like A Mobile Home For The Holidays
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Author : Jeff Foxworthy
language : en
Publisher: Thomas Nelson Inc
Release Date : 2004
There S No Place Like A Mobile Home For The Holidays written by Jeff Foxworthy and has been published by Thomas Nelson Inc this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2004 with Humor categories.
You might be a redneck if… You've ever left Santa Claus a PBR and a Slim Jim. You've ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop. The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights. Your nativity scene has people wearing camouflage. Your outdoor Christmas decoration has a misspelled word. You ever gift wrapped a tire. Foxworthy's version of this Christmas classic is one of the most played, and best-selling Christmas records every season. This book will be a wonderful holiday gift for the redneck in all of us.
There S No Place Like A Mobile Home For The Holidays
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Author : Jeff Foxworthy
language : en
Publisher: Thomas Nelson Inc
Release Date : 2004-09-15
There S No Place Like A Mobile Home For The Holidays written by Jeff Foxworthy and has been published by Thomas Nelson Inc this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2004-09-15 with Humor categories.
You might be a redneck if... You've ever left Santa Claus a PBR and a Slim Jim. You've ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop. The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights. Your nativity scene has people wearing camouflage. Your outdoor Christmas decoration has a misspelled word. You ever gift wrapped a tire. Foxworthy's version of this Christmas classic is one of the most played, and best-selling Christmas records every season. This book will be a wonderful holiday gift for the redneck in all of us.
There S No Place Like A Mobile Home For The Holidays
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Author : Jeff Foxworthy
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2008-07-01
There S No Place Like A Mobile Home For The Holidays written by Jeff Foxworthy and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-07-01 with categories.
You might be a redneck if . . . You use a bug light as a Christmas decoration. Santa Claus refuses to let your kid sit in his lap. You serve the Christmas turkey on a platter bearing Dale Earnhardt¿s picture. Jeff Foxworthy has read that Christmas is a very depressing time of year for some people. Personally, he considers the holiday season a great time to gather new material: decorations from beer companies and taxidermists, presents from yard sales, outfits that would embarrass Madonna, and more bad jokes than you¿d hear at an accountants¿ convention. This amusing gift book also includes a CD, ¿Redneck 12 Days of Christmas.¿ Illustrations. Compact format.
Jeff Foxworthy S Redneck Dictionary
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Author : Jeff Foxworthy
language : en
Publisher: Fawcett
Release Date : 2009-06-24
Jeff Foxworthy S Redneck Dictionary written by Jeff Foxworthy and has been published by Fawcett this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-06-24 with Humor categories.
Hey, you! The one holding the book. Have you ever seen a volume like this? Well, whether you realize it or not, it’s the one you’ve been waiting for. Jeff Foxworthy’s Redneck Dictionary will teach you how to speak this unique Southern dialect fluently. Whether you’re blue-collar or hoity-toity, swimming in cash or betting your bottom dollar, a little bit country or a lot of city slicker, this practical reference to redneck words and turns of phrases will give you hours of laughs. So expand your horizons and learn another language with this fun, instructive, and hilariously illustrated book as your guide. After all, speaking redneck is a heck of a lot easier than speaking French!
Jeff Foxworthy S Redneck Dictionary Ii
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Author : Jeff Foxworthy
language : en
Publisher: Villard
Release Date : 2006-10-24
Jeff Foxworthy S Redneck Dictionary Ii written by Jeff Foxworthy and has been published by Villard this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2006-10-24 with Humor categories.
Clearly one redneck dictionary was not enough. And it’s no wonder. The South is positively bursting at the seams with colorful words and turns of phrases in this distinct dialect. Now men and women from all across this great land can further fine-tune their fluency and showcase their confidence when speaking to folks who hail from below the Mason-Dixon line. Need a crash course in this truly inspired lingo? Well, Jeff Foxworthy’s Redneck Dictionary II puts the “vern” in “vernacular,” offering up a veritable gumbo of must-be-known selections: infamy (in’fe-mé) adv. and n. another person’s intent to exact physical punishment. “Ever since I stole his girlfriend, Bobby’s had it infamy.” assassin (e-sas’-en) v. to disrespect verbally. “Don’t just stand there assassin me, boy–go clean your room!” honor student (än’-er stu’-dent) prep. and n. to be positioned over, and supported by, a pupil. “Yeah, I knew piano lessons after midnight was weird, but I still didn’t suspect nothin’ till I caught her honor student.” So open your ears and activate your funny bone with this hilarious, practical, and playfully illustrated reference. It’s like having your very own personal dialect coach–one who doesn’t mind getting picked up and read and laughed at and passed along to friends.
Jeff Foxworthy S Redneck Dictionary Iii
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Author : Jeff Foxworthy
language : en
Publisher: Villard
Release Date : 2007-10-30
Jeff Foxworthy S Redneck Dictionary Iii written by Jeff Foxworthy and has been published by Villard this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2007-10-30 with Humor categories.
Jeff Foxworthy clearly knows how to talk gooder redneck, especially after two runaway bestsellers on the subject. But for those folks who still need to get in touch with their inner redneck, here’s the third handy reference with even more indigenous idiomatic ingenuity. With Jeff as your guide, you’ll get all the finer points of speaking proper redneck. Here’s your chance to pep up your parlance by learning how to use words and phrases like an• ar• chist (an-ar-kist´), conj., n., and v. additionally, having pressed one’s lips to another’s as an expression of affection or sensual desire. “Anarchist her ma, anarchist her sister, anarchist her gramma, anarchist her other sister, anarchist her other other sister, and then her dad walked in and . . .” i• Pod (í-päd), n. and v. a personal reference to having groped or roughly handled another person or an object. “IPod her for about twenty minutes before I realized she was my mother-in-law.” uri• nal (yer-en-el), n. and v. a declaration concerning the current status or location of the person being spoken to. “If you think urinal lot of trouble now, just wait till Daddy gets home.” No matter where you hail from, Jeff Foxworthy’s Redneck Dictionary III will make you sound like you were born far below the Mason-Dixon line. So shove aside that extra roll of single-ply to make space for this book in your family’s reading room, because three is definitely the charm.
How To Really Stink At Golf
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Author : Jeff Foxworthy
language : en
Publisher: Villard
Release Date : 2008-07-01
How To Really Stink At Golf written by Jeff Foxworthy and has been published by Villard this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-07-01 with Humor categories.
As a longtime golfer, Jeff Foxworthy has learned something important about the grand auld game: It’s not who has the highest score, it’s who has the least fun playing it. And now, in his hilarious primer How to Really Stink at Golf, Foxworthy shares his invaluable tips for a lifetime of horrible drives and putts. • Get into the right frame of mind to play truly awful golf. Food poisoning or a killer hangover might be just the ticket to a robust three-digit score. • Try to get to the course promptly at tee time to avoid the hassle of warming up: “You’re only gonna hit five good shots in the course of the day; why waste even one on the driving range?” • The surefire way to screw up a great drive? As you walk to the tee, keep telling yourself, “Don’t screw up your drive.” If bad golf’s your goal, stress is your best friend. • Avoid fun. “Fun = relaxed = low scores . . . and that’s something we want to avoid at all cost. If you have a good hole, shake it off.” • Perhaps the most important element: Embrace the fact that you do stink at golf. Cheating. Cursing. Avoiding fairways. Reckless cart driving. How to Really Stink at Golf covers it all, from selecting the correct putter to use on a 385-yard drive to prolonging your stay in the sand trap to picking the perfect foursome for spectacularly bad golf (“you, your ex-wife, your girlfriend, your wife”). With Jeff Foxworthy as your guide, even a scratch golfer can add ten, twenty, maybe thirty strokes to his or her score–and possibly more if you attempt to play the back nine, too.
Jeff Foxworthy S Complete Redneck Dictionary
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Author : Jeff Foxworthy
language : en
Publisher: Villard
Release Date : 2008-11-04
Jeff Foxworthy S Complete Redneck Dictionary written by Jeff Foxworthy and has been published by Villard this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-11-04 with Humor categories.
There’s no such thing as too much redneck. And it’s easy to understand why. A veritable gumbo of indigenous ingenuity, this deliciously distinct dialect rolls off the tongue like drool in the presence of a barbecue sandwich. Now, just in time for no time in particular, Jeff Foxworthy’s three bestsellers are rolled into one hilarious redneck reference. This practical, portable A-to-Z crash course will have you laughing and learning your way to flawless southern slang. Say after me: bay • ou (bi´-ü), v. and n. to purchase for another. “I just walked right up to her and said, ‘Hey darlin’, lemme bayou a drink.’ ” doo • dle (düd´-el), n. and v. a male person and his predicted actions. “Don’t even look at him, ’cuz that doodle kill you.” tor • toise (tort´-es), v. and n. to have imparted knowledge or wisdom to a group. “That stupid teacher never tortoise nothin’. ” Whether you’re a newbie looking to connect with your inner redneck or a seasoned pro hoping to sharpen your skills, The Complete Redneck Dictionary is the only reference you’ll ever need. Picking up Redneck (and this book) has never been easier.
How To Really Stink At Work
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Author : Jeff Foxworthy
language : en
Publisher: Villard
Release Date : 2009-05-12
How To Really Stink At Work written by Jeff Foxworthy and has been published by Villard this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2009-05-12 with Humor categories.
New York Times bestselling humorist Jeff Foxworthy offers a hilarious illustrated guide to having the most fun possible at work while doing the least—without getting fired The better you are at your job, the longer your hours are going to be. And how many people on their deathbeds say “I wish I had spent more time at the office?” With that in mind, Jeff Foxworthy asks you to embrace the fact that you do stink at work (or secretly want to). How to Really Stink at Work will help you relieve yourself of all that responsibility and accountability—in sections like: • “Becoming Unfireable” (Get your boss drunk and record it) • “AvoidingWork”(When all else fails—that fire alarm’s not there for nothing!) • “Alienating Colleagues” (Nothing says “stay away from that guy” like a grossly inappropriate secret Santa gift) Filled with laugh-out-loud illustrations, How to Really Stink at Work is the funniest guide to not-getting-ahead you’ll ever read.
At Home Pasadena
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Author : Jill Alison Ganon
language : en
Publisher: Prospect Park Publishing
Release Date : 2008-11
At Home Pasadena written by Jill Alison Ganon and has been published by Prospect Park Publishing this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-11 with Architecture categories.
A richly photographed book showcasing the most beautiful, creative, and/or interesting homes and gardens in a city famous for them.