They Call Me Naughty Lola
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They Call Me Naughty Lola
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Author : David Rose
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2006
They Call Me Naughty Lola written by David Rose and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2006 with Personals categories.
They Call Me Naughty Lola
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Author : David Rose
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2006-11-28
They Call Me Naughty Lola written by David Rose and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2006-11-28 with Humor categories.
I've divorced better men than you. And worn more expensive shoes than these. So don't think placing this ad is the biggest comedown I've ever had to make. Sensitive F, 34. Employed in publishing? Me too. Stay the hell away. Man on the inside seeks woman on the outside who likes milling around hospitals guessing the illnesses of out-patients. 30-35. Leeds. They Call Me Naughty Lola is a testament to the creativity and humor that can still be found among men and women longing for love and allergic to the concepts of Internet and speed dating. Here is an irresistible collection of the most brilliant and often absurd personal ads from the world's funniest -- and most erudite -- lonely-hearts column. The ads have been called "surreal haikus of the heart," and in an age of false advertising, the men and women who write them are hindered neither by high expectations nor by positivism of any kind. And yet, while hopes of finding a suitable mate remain low, the column has produced a handful of marriages, many friendships, and at least one divorce. Here are the young, old, fat, bald, healthy, ill, rich, and poor hoping that they can find true love, or at the very least, someone to call them Naughty Lola.
They Call Me Naughty Lola
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Author : David Rose
language : en
Publisher: Profile Business
Release Date : 2006
They Call Me Naughty Lola written by David Rose and has been published by Profile Business this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2006 with Humor categories.
Since 1998, the world's most erudite readers have congregated in the small ads section of the London Review of Books in the hope of finding love. This text brings together the work of the 'edgy', the 'irascible' and the 'flatulent' to provide a glimpse into the most notorious, endearing and funny lonely hearts ads.
Sexually I M More Of A Switzerland
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Author : David Rose
language : en
Publisher: Picador USA
Release Date : 2010
Sexually I M More Of A Switzerland written by David Rose and has been published by Picador USA this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010 with Dating (Social customs) categories.
Woman, 36. WLTM man who doesn't try to high-five her after sex.Personal ads - men and women of all ages, backgrounds and aspirations, laying their souls bare and their hearts on the line - are the modern world's equivalent of the Japanese haiku... Or something like that, anyway. Painstakingly crafted, finely honed and, above all, short, they offer an endearing, intriguing and, often, amusing glimpse into the lives of those looking for love. Amid the witty one-liners and laugh-out-punchlines, there is pathos and passion aplenty; there is hope, longing and even good old-fashioned lust; there is romance, regret, ambition, and, occasionally, a hint of bitterness. Whatever the tone, however, these ads make for engrossing reading. Organised into themes (Mentally, I'm a size eight and Forty years ago I was going to marry Elvis) and fully annotated, Sexually, I'm more of a Switzerland is the perfect gift for the man or woman in your life - as well as single friends everywhere.
Whoops But It Wasn T Me
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Author : Lauren Child
language : en
Publisher: Penguin
Release Date : 2006-10-05
Whoops But It Wasn T Me written by Lauren Child and has been published by Penguin this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2006-10-05 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Charlie has this little sister, Lola. Lola has been playing with Charlie’s very special rocket. Charlie says, “Did you break my rocket?” Lola says, “You absolutely told me to not ever never touch it… ever.”
The Sweet Potato Queens Book Of Love
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Author : Jill Conner Browne
language : en
Publisher: Crown Archetype
Release Date : 2004-11-30
The Sweet Potato Queens Book Of Love written by Jill Conner Browne and has been published by Crown Archetype this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2004-11-30 with Humor categories.
To know the Sweet Potato Queens is to love them, and if you haven't heard about them yet, you will. Since the early 1980s, this group of belles gone bad has been the toast of Jackson, Mississippi, with their glorious annual appearance in the St. Patrick's Day parade. In The Sweet Potato Queens' Book of Love, their royal ringleader, Jill Conner Browne, introduces the Queens to the world with this sly, hilarious manifesto about love, life, men, and the importance of being prepared. Chapters include: • The True Magic Words Guaranteed to Get Any Man to Do Your Bidding • The Five Men You Must Have in Your Life at All Times • Men Who May Need Killing, Quite Frankly • What to Eat When Tragedy Strikes, or Just for Entertainment • The Best Advice Ever Given in the Entire History of the World From tales of the infamous Sweet Potato Queens' Promise to the joys of Chocolate Stuff and Fat Mama's Knock You Naked Margaritas, this irreverent, shamelessly funny book is the gen-u-wine article.
Best Friends
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Author : Jacqueline Wilson
language : en
Publisher: Random House
Release Date : 2008-09-04
Best Friends written by Jacqueline Wilson and has been published by Random House this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2008-09-04 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Gemma and Alice were born on the same day and have been devoted best friends ever since. Despite Gemma's larger-than-life personality and Alice's quieter, calmer character, the two are inseparable - until Alice has to move house, all the way to Scotland. Gemma is utterly distraught, particularly at the thought that Alice might find a new best friend. Is there anything Gem's brothers, or perhaps her grandad, can do to help?
Seducing Lola
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Author : Jessica Prince
language : en
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Release Date : 2017-07-16
Seducing Lola written by Jessica Prince and has been published by Createspace Independent Publishing Platform this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-07-16 with categories.
I've had my fair share of bad relationships. I've dated liars, cheaters, shoe fetishists, and everything in between. Sure, these experiences would make any woman cynical when it comes to dipping her toe back into the dating pool, but I used my past for good and made a career out of helping other women avoid going down the same paths I had. And I was damn good at it. Until a random act of fate set my life on a course I'd been avoiding for years, and put me in the crosshairs of a man that made me feel things I swore to never feel again. Now I'm in his sights and it seems like he'll stop at nothing to seduce the hell out of me. He might hold my career in the palm of his hands, but if Grayson Lockhart thinks he can blackmail me into submission with his sexy voice and sexy hands and sexy everything, then he's...probably right.
I Don T Know What To Call My Cat
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Author : Simon Philip
language : en
Publisher: Simon and Schuster
Release Date : 2017-01-12
I Don T Know What To Call My Cat written by Simon Philip and has been published by Simon and Schuster this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2017-01-12 with Juvenile Fiction categories.
Every cat needs a name. One name, one word, just a sound... It should be easy to choose one, right? WRONG!!! I just don't know what to call my cat! Choosing the right name for a new pet is very important! Find out just what this cat’s name turns out to be in this clever and witty story from an exciting debut author and talented young illustrator.
Clients From Hell A Collection Of Anonymously Contributed Client Horror Stories From Designers
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Author : Anonymous
language : en
Publisher:
Release Date : 2010-12
Clients From Hell A Collection Of Anonymously Contributed Client Horror Stories From Designers written by Anonymous and has been published by this book supported file pdf, txt, epub, kindle and other format this book has been release on 2010-12 with Design categories.
A cult phenomenon among those who work in graphic, print and web design - and those lucky enough to have discovered the namesake blog - Clients From Hell has been bringing readers to tears with its unbelievable and always hilarious anecdotes from the twenty and thirty-somethings on the frontlines of design.In print for the first time, this collection brings together the same type of original stories that make the blog a hit and exposes the designer's trade for what it really is: new, misunderstood and often unappreciated. Read the quotes, bizarre requests and elaborate communication failures that are all part of the daily life of working with clients.With anonymous submissions from over a thousand creative freelancers, Clients From Hell sheds an insider's perspective on difficult - and all-too-often irrational and insane - interactions with clients.Anyone who has ever worked with clients may find these tales frighteningly familiar. New designers may think twice about their chosen profession - or at least find relief in the fact that they're not alone in absurd client interactions. And non-designers? Well, they'll just feel grateful - while they laugh and discover the new and uncharted territory of miscommunication.